Temple of Courage

Welcome to the Temple of Courage, where various characters from the Legend of Zelda series battle out on a semi-weekly basis! You, the people, are the deciding factors in these matches. Functionally, all of these battles are popularity contests and not "battles" as such. For instance, in a boss vs. boss fight, we suggest that you vote for the one you like the most rather than whether or not one enemy would beat another in a legit fight. This is only a suggestion, though.

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Week 65: Deku Butler's Son vs. Flute Boy

Deku Mask
Flute Boy (Light World)

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN! We are now proud to present to you the 65th week in the TEMPLE OF COURAGE! All right! And now, for your entertainment, the Battle of the Lost Boys!

In the green corner, we have a withered stump-like boy. Lost to unknown causes, he was to work with nobility, was the fastest of his kind, and may have been transformed into a mask; it's the DEKU BUTLER'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

And in the brown corner, we see an anteater-like boy. Sucked into the Dark World, he plays his flute in hope of resuce, can astral project, and is a talented flute player; here's the FLUUUUUUUUUUUUTE BOY!

So, two small boys lost to circumstance shall face off this week. But only one will be found. Who will it be? That, my dear voters, is up to you! I want to stay found, so LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE! Yeah!

Votes for Deku Butler's Son

Anonymous votes

  1. hey this guy may or may not be the spirit in the deku mask and i for one like flying... so yeah!!

Votes for Flute Boy

Anonymous votes

  1. This guy actualy appears in the game. Plus, he's an anteater. That's just wierd.

Peanut Gallery

Week 64: Mayor Bo vs. Mayor Dotour

Mayor Bo
"Mayor Bo!"
Mayor Bo
Mayor Dotour

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! We at Zeldapedia proudly bring you Week 64 in the pretty, shiny Temple of Courage! This week, a special treat for our dear voters: two masters of municipal government going head to head!

In the kind of tannish-yellow corner, we have the tough-as-nails mayor of beautiful Ordon Village! He's the only human to ever beat a Goron in sumo wrestling, he's got some wicked body piercings, and he has no control over escaping goats in his village, he's MAYOR BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And in the violet corner, seated in his throne that looks a bit too regal to belong to a mayor, it's the apathetic, somewhat disinterested mayor of hustling, bustling Clock Town! He hates long meetings, he loves hair gel, he's MAYOR DOTOOOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRR!

And so, two mayors get out from their offices for a brawl to the death! Who will triumph? I don't know, don't ask me, it's your decision. Without further ado, LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMBLLLLLE!

Votes for Bo

  1. He'd deck Dotour before Dotour could even make up his mind to fight.-- C2 / CC 21:25, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Guy who sumo wrestles vs. Guy who is afraid of his wife... Hmmmm.... --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 21:34, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Bo's the kind of mayor every town needs. "What? You got a problem with my policies? You wanna take this into the ring? Yeah, I didn't think so."--MaloMart (talk) Malo 00:39, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For some reason I really like Mayor Bo's character. He was just so memorable and for some reason I can see a kind of "roadtrip" movie with Link and Mayor Bo going off to save Hyrule, or going to find a legendary treasure, or going to White Castle, whichever comes first. There's just nothing I really liked about Dotour. He only gives you a Piece of Heart for the Couple's Mask which you go to great lengths to get. Portal-Kombat
  5. Bo's much better. He actually has balls.--DarkTriforce (talk) 21:59, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
  6. At least Bo can make up his mind to do something.Cybrwulf
  7. He gets into sumo matches with Gorons. Sumo matches. With Gorons. The only thing I don't like about him is what he wears we he teaches you about sumo (he could at least put a shirt on or something...). Diachronos (talk) 03:02, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
  8. Sumo, sumo! Seriously, this guy is like a sumo wrestling walrus. That's too cool! Sincerely, Watcher.
  9. Bo is definately cooler and he beat a Goron! Mayor Dotour couldn't even evacuate his people to protect them. Dotour was an awful mayor and was too indecisive. Bo just wins hands down for me. HeroofAwesome
  10. Bo is indeed a bôss. Dotour is weak and smells of elderberries. Enough said (of Justice). Quailord
  11. Mayor Bo has a certain degree of awesomeness for being able to take down a Goron in a wrestling match, even if he cheated. Dotour was actually a platypus, rather than one who smells of elderberries. And he's composed entirely of Phailons. Jedimasterlink (talk) 01:20, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
  12. Bo went head to toe against gorons...gorons rock-eating volcano living beings...he earned my vote!!! Longhorn Velez
  13. lets see:1, He wrestles with gorons;2,He runs the town a heck lot better;3:HE HAS TWO FREAKING HORNS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Sage of thunder
  14. I like his Mustache. Zeerotytus (talk)
  15. I enjoyed his minigame, for 1. Another thing is that he's less of a spaz then Dotour, though he's still a spaz. Turtleman579 23:43, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Anonymous votes

  1. The tusks kind of creep me out, but it's legend of Zelda, 90% of the things in it are weird like that. :P Bo was more involved with Link from the beginning, I just generally prefer him...Though I love Dotour's hair, my vote still goes for Bo.
  2. Tusks? Thats his beard. Anyway I like this guy way more. He can actually make up his mind.
  3. Tusks, sumo wrestler, first human to beat a Goron in a fight, he's got my vote
  4. Got my vote cause I feel like it!!
  5. He can take down a goron in a wrestling match, witch is all they do, and he has the coolest mustache known to man. He has my vote hands down.
  6. He was gorgeous in that fight with link, so I could learn how to beat a goron easily and in my opinion, that was really useful
  7. with Bo, their's mooore to loooooooove :P
  8. The man can sumo wrestle, has an awesome mustache, and keeps a pair of Iron Boots in his house! Does Dotour keep Iron Boots around? Didn't think so!
  9. i vote for bo cuz i liked the pointless mini game ^_^
  11. He is so cool! Plus he's in the only game out of these two that I've played. Oh, I forgot to add that he's the only character in Zelda that gets Link to take his shirt off. He is hot!

Votes for Dotour

  1. Errr, I dunno, I just like him more. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 21:33, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
  2. I like Dotour more. He has character development and a sweet hairdo. Bo kind of creeps me out a little... The Midna (talk) Midna Laughing 21:42, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
  3. I am more likely to vote for guys whose huge backsides were not shoved in my face during an incredibly needless mini-game. This guy's the perfect politician — rely on a guy in a goofy mask to help you make your decisions for you. Yep. --AuronKaizer! 00:12, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
  4. ...Let's not bring my wife into this. —Baltro [ talk · edits ] 00:29, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
  5. If he has a kid as awesome as Kafei with a wife as lame as Madame Aroma, he must be DOUBLE AWESOME!--Redeadhunter (talk) 14:16, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
  6. A politician who cant decide anything seems more realistic then one who sumo wrestles in his spare time. Plus he has a theme song. Oni Dark Link 15:34, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
  7. I don't know who to vote for so I'll just vote for the underdog. Midna Rocks
  8. This guy has a damn awesome throne to his advantage, the other guy couldn't do anything cos he'd just hold up a giant throne in the way. - MESHCASE
  9. Yay, this made it! Go Majora's Maaaaaask! Haru Mclean Namikaze | talk | Kanji: ナミカゼ ハ ル マクリーン, Romaji: Namikaze Hantou Makurīn
  10. Maybe Dotour has a hard time making up his mind, but that shows he is seeing both sides of the argument and he has the whole town in consideration. Bo might seem like a better mayor, but Dotour is in charge of a bigger town with a larger population, so obviously it would be more difficult for him to do his job, and the town seems to be in pretty good shape. He has to worry about problems like "the moon is gonna fall, what do we do?". What does Bo worry about for his town? "Oh my gosh there's a stampeding goat"? Seriously, Dotour works hard, even if it isn't showed much in the actual game. By the way, too many of you are overlooking the fact that this is not anticipating who would win a fight as much as it is deciding who is better. -Twili Tetra
  11. I like his child more, I like his town more, and I like his hair more. Plus, brain > brawn Oddball 464 05:04, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
  12. I don't really like either, but this guys genes run in Kafei who I do like. Metroidhunter32 20:13, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
  13. Give him some credit. He has to deal with things most mayors don't... like a freaking moon about to fall on his town. User3000
  14. Plus like the person above me stated, he is forced to deal with things that most erm. . . normal mayors don't. I mean, anyone else qould have quit by now. *Xicera Was Here!!! (Are you shocked? XD)

Anonymous votes

  1. This one looks better and might even be a better mayor, he just worries too much.
  2. He has awesome hair and a THRONE. How many mayors have thrones?
  3. I love his theme and his throne. And his kid is awesome, even if I never could get the mask from him.
  4. Throne he has it
  5. look at the moon on his throne its awesome
  6. Okay people. Who wouldn't vote for him? He has bloody PURPLE HAIR! I mean come on! How awesome is THAT?!

Peanut Gallery

Shouldn't it say "And so, two mayors get out from their offices for a brawl to the death!" instead of "And so, two mayors get our from their offices for a brawl to the death!" The Midna (talk) Midna Laughing 21:44, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Wouldn't feel right if there weren't a whole bunch of spelling errors. Stopped correcting them myself. Cannot compromise the artistic vision of original creator. Hurrm. --AuronKaizer! 00:14, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
Ikr?-- C2 / CC 00:15, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Nice color scheme, whomever did it this week. —Baltro [ talk · edits ] 00:31, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Wasn't me. Someone else must have changed them from what I originally had.--MaloMart (talk) Malo 00:35, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

That's what Shaggy said. --The Colour-Schemin' Man 25:17, October 12, 1985
Who are you? Can IPs even edit the Temple of Courage?--MaloMart (talk) Malo 00:40, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
AK don't confuse people.-- C2 / CC 00:41, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
What the troutmackerel are you talking about mate? I was just yonder in the fields picking cotton back in 1985. It can't have been me. --AuronKaizer! 00:42, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
if that don't tell ya nothin' den u might 'swell be a-magicigan. Believe I know how they talk.-- C2 / CC 00:49, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
Argh! If only you nosy kids and your stupid dog could have stuck to your own business! I'll get you for this! Or my name's not Auron Mowinckel Kaizer, Esquire! --AuronKaizer! 00:51, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
You should add Mowinckel to your signature name and confuse everybody else like XYZ.-- C2 / CC 00:55, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
AMK? I think not. Now, if only my middle name was Ferdinand or Francis or something. THOSE WOULD BE SOME COOL INITIALS. --AuronKaizer! 00:57, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
Acutally, somebody already took those.-- C2 / CC 01:07, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

You guys are funny. Btw, am I the only one who pays attention to the "DO NOT ADD COMMENTS OR EDIT ANYTHING BELOW THIS LINE" banner? And I'm torn on this vote. On one hand, Bo could kick Dotour's arse. On the other, I never really liked Bo. Strength vs. popularity... hmmm... User3000

User3000, these are popularity contests, look at the text body above the rule list.--Redeadhunter (talk) 14:28, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
Hm, a stickler for the rules, are we? Then I think that permits me to point out the line that says, "This is only a suggestion, though." User3000

Before anyone has a chance to say "You said you'd be back for good weeks ago what are you doing here now?", I have been unable to come on here due to the fact that I've been adjusting to my new school assingnment (AP World is hard!) Anyways, I'm back. How long has it been? Sincerely, Watcher.

You said you'd be back for good weeks ago what are you doing here now? (As I have the power to control time, I posted this before you.) --AuronKaizer! 03:38, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
I'm not talking until you tell me if you're being sarcastic or not. Sincerely, Watcher.
I don't think he really means it. He's just following the natural human need to disobey what other people tell them to do, in this case saying what you said not to say. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 03:51, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
I'm not really sure what I said there. --AuronKaizer! 03:52, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Well, I've been doing the Temple of Courage for the past four weeks, and, to be honest, I'm enjoying it. --MaloMart (talk) Malo 03:55, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Eh. To each his own. Likewise, it's good to be back. Nice seeing you all again. Can I have my job back? Sincerely, Watcher.

Someone has committed a foul deed. It seems as though they have pretended to be Oddball464 to make their vote count as a full vote.--MaloMart (talk) Malo 04:52, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

It wasn't just Oddball464. The person made fake votes for User3000, CaioNV, and Cybrwulf as well. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 04:56, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
-GASPS- I've never been impersonated before! I feel violated! User3000
If I was impersonated, I would throw an utter fit. IDENTITY THEFT IS A CRIME!--Redeadhunter (talk) 00:34, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
How do we know YOU'RE not impersonating yourself? TELL THE TROOF! --AuronKaizer! 00:45, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

i wonder if im impersinating myself right now. Maybe i killed myself in the future and came back and stole my own idenity!

HI PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! I AM BACK TO ASPIRE CLOSER AND CLOSER TOWARDS WORLD DOMINATION! Actually, my parents are sleeping. So here I am. I'm a good child! O:-) Nobody wants to impersonate me. I don't think anyone would know how, either way. BYE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! --Xicera Was Here(Be afraid. Be very afraid)--

That guy really scares me. Turtleman579 23:40, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
Xicera's a girl, actually. Although yes, she is indeed very scary. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 00:06, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Week 63: Carpet Merchant vs. Medigoron

Carpet Merchant

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Once again, it's time for a brand new fight here in the Temple of Courage, and for fight number 63, we bring you two competitors with the offer of a lifetime!

In the yellow corner, sitting cross-legged on his flying carpet, hidden in the sands of the Haunted Wasteland, is a man with a deal you won't regret! Yes, 200 rupees for... Sorry! You're going to have to pay to find out! It's the CAAAAAAARRRRRPET MEEEEEERRRRRRRCHANT!

And the tan corner, the second greatest swordsmith in Death Mountain! Yes, the manufacturer of the famous Giant's Knife, the most powerful sword known to- oh, wait, it's broken. Anyway, heeeeeeerrrrre'sssss MEDIGOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRROOOOON!

So, two of Hyrule's biggest scammers meet for a battle royale. Who shall emerge victorious? That, my dear voters, is up to you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to send some good-faith money to a Nigerian prince, so LEEEEET"SSSS GEEET RRRRRREEEAAADY TO RUMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLE! Yeah!

Votes for Carpet Merchant

  1. Okay, 200 Rupees for Bombchus is a little ridiculous, but at least they're actually useful compared to the extremely fragile Giant's Knife. Plus, the Carpet Merchant is on a flying carpet over a whirlpool of quicksand, whereas Medigoron is just lying on his stomach in a small cave. Diachronos (talk) 16:03, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Normally bombchus arent very usefull but when you try to discover the hidden mechanics of the game they are vital. Although 200 rupees is way too much there isnt many other options once the guy in the market run out (you can always try winn them in bowling but i hate that music and its thrity rupees ago for what could be bombchu) Oni Dark Link 18:14, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
  3. I suck at the bowling game so this guy is the only way for me to get bombchus after the shop is sold out. Midna Rocks
  4. Three words: SQUA. DA. LA. Portal-Kombat
  5. This guy just seems to be more mysterious so I'll vote for him. Plus hes losing. --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 17:37, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  6. I'll only vote for him for also being a character of MM. Haru Mclean Namikaze | talk | Kanji: ナミカゼ ハ ル マクリーン, Romaji: Namikaze Hantou Makurīn
  7. I was torn, but then I saw Portal-Kombat's vote and made the connection and I JUST HAVE TO VOTE FOR THIS GUY. User3000
  8. I like how he is kind of unnoticed. He just floats on his carpet in the desert and sells over-priaced merchandise that you don't really need.(Darknut15 (talk) 19:26, September 12, 2009 (UTC))

Anonymous votes

  1. Totaly, it is SO Squadala we are off! - Squiggles, Linkadinka, and Babyfloat
  2. Only because his Terminan counterpart has the school. - Baltro
  3. I like the awesome magic carpet dude better than the giant rock. Even if his Terminan counter-
  4. part totally makes me mad--this dude is awesome! He knows how to get money!

Votes for Medigoron

  1. I will admit, the first time I played this game (but come on, I was 6...), I was totally and utterly fooled by Medigoron. 200 rupees completely down the drain. The Carpet Merchant not so much. I was always more wary about him. The way he made it sound all extragavent and wonderful, I was just kinda "Hmmmm" about it. Or maybe I was just paranoid after the Medigoron scam. Either way, Medigoron's scam was more convincing in my opinion. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 06:10, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Medigoron's image is good enough not to make no picture at all a better alternative. Also, I like this guy and his overpriced, crummy knife. Almost like the ones you can buy on TV Shop. Besides, he's got barrels of explosives at his command. The Carpet Merchant (I thought that was Ellen DeGeneres...) only has at his disposition the most useless and pointless item of Ocarina of Time. Give that one a thinkin' you drunks. --AuronKaizer! 15:47, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
  3. I nearly fell for this guy's scam, I was about to buy the Giant's Knife until I heard about the Biggoron Sword quest. It was only after I got the sword that I found out how useless the Knife was. Oddball 464 16:56, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
  4. His scam was a lot easier to fall for. Plus, he's a Goron, while the other guy is just a dude with big hair. Still, I think that the biggest scam in the whole series was Beedle and his "Complimentary ID."--MaloMart (talk) 18:26, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Argh, I fell for BOTH scams. I didn't make it 5 feet without breaking that thing! But still, a giant goron vs. a hairy carpet dwelling whatever he is, The goron wins in all aspects of coolness--Redeadhunter (talk) 22:40, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
  6. I fell for this scam the first time I played Ocarina of Time. There I was, thinking I had the best sword in the game...and then it broke. I was more overcome with laughter than anger, though, so I'll give this guy my vote. Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:48, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Medigoron is friendly, but the carpent man don't show the item until I show the money. Damn CaioNV
  8. I actually bought into Medigoron's scheme, while I couldn't even make it to the Carpet Merchant. I guess it's only fair to give him my vote. The Midna 22:55 29 August 2009(talk) Midna Laughing
  9. iI remember Medigoron as the first Zeld aCharacter i can remember, I must have been about 7 and at a friends house, His brother was playing OOT, He was talking to some sort of Big Giant Troll, Five years later, I got the game and realised IT WAS MEDIGRONLeekduck (Da Pwnsome) 20:27, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  10. I like Gorons. Zeerotytus (talk)
  11. the bigger con artist DRTJR (talk) 03:20, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
  12. It's a giant goron that gives you a giant sword. It dosen't get any better than that Mountdew072
  13. Medigoron has tricked a lot more people into wasting some money. And he can even get people to pay him over and over again. I knew a guy who bought his sword dozens of times before I told him about Biggoron. But the desert guy just sucks. User:HeroofAwesome
  14. Medigoron is completely bôss. I mean, he tricks Link into buying a poorly made knife, and there isn't a thing that he can do about it. Plus, the other dude smells of elderberries‽ Quailord

Anonymous votes

  1. He gives you powder kegs in MM and lets you get to the race track and in OoT the giants knife at least kicks butt until it breaks.
  2. Im in here because I really don't like either... This dude makes you waste 200 rupees for a big knife that BREAKS. I like him in MM though because the powder kegs are needed for beating the game, but he does still scam you because the kegs he sells are 100 rupees, and the goron in clock town sells them for 50... Cybrwulf
  3. Freakin' awesome sword, overpriced Bombchus. I think we know who wins here
  4. Poor Medigoron can't live up to the expectations of his brother, but atleast we know who makes more money, right?
  5. Medigoron is really annoying, and cheap, and I want to kill him, and the sword sucks... what was I saying? But he's still better.
  6. Gorons pwn creepy guys in the desert.-- 02:00, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
  7. well, atleast the knife kicksass until it breaks.
  8. I always like goron's and his powder keg is awesome!
  9. gorons FTW
  10. I have to give my vote to Medigoron. Both merchants price their merchandise at 200 rupees, but the more useless of the two has got to be The Giant's Knife. The carpet merchant sells bombchu, which most people consider useless, but I disagree.. there's plenty of things you can do with bombchu if you try to find them. The Giant's Knife, however breaks after like ten or so swings, and becomes more useless in combat than a rusty butter knife. Bottom line, bombchu can be useful, but the Giant's Knife is not... especially since you can get the Biggoron Sword FOR FREE. Medigoron is probibly sitting on piles of dirty money from that thing by now...
  11. i think the medigron because he gives you a sword the sword is better than dum bombchus!

Peanut Gallery

We need an image for the Carpet Merchant. Unfortunately, I'm all sleepy and must retire for the night.--MaloMart (talk) 05:49, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

I got it. Metroidhunter32 12:12, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

I have to say, I'm at a loss to even vote. I don't like either of them. :/ —Baltro [ talk · edits ] 16:24, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, and I changed the colors again. Hope nobody minds that I removed the blinding yellow. —Baltro [ talk · edits ] 16:32, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for that. I would have used better colors, but I don't know the codes. Where can I find them?--MaloMart (talk) 18:28, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
List of Colors and codes there you go.-- C2 / CC 18:48, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Actually, I'm just paranoid and won't rest until the best possible match is used for the character. —Baltro [ talk · edits ] 22:48, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

MaloMart, remember to go to Template:Temple of Courage and change what the current fight is on the main page. I did it for you this week.Midna Rocks

BT, you OCD color freak :P-- C2 / CC 21:40, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Haru, Medigoron is a MM character too.... Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 20:09, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

>.< What does SQUA.DA.LA mean? But he has cool hair, too. Haru Mclean Namikaze | talk | Kanji: ナミカゼ ハ ル マクリーン, Romaji: Namikaze Hantou Makurīn

It's referring to "Squadala, we are off!" the famous line from the wizard in "Link: Faces of Evil", one of the worst Zelda games ever created. If you haven't heard of it before, look up the cutscenes on youtube for a good laugh! There are a lot more famous lines in there, but chances are plenty of people around here have already heard them before and are probably very annoyed at them by now so I won't utter them here. Portal-Kombat
It's an actual zelda game?! Wow. I feel like I'm not a true Zelda fan for no hearing of it before. Haru Mclean Namikaze | talk | Kanji: ナミカゼ ハ ル マクリーン, Romaji: Namikaze Hantou Makurīn
Actually, once you are told of the infamous turdery that are the CD-i games, a part of the fan in you will die. I cannot make any guarantees for what will happen if you play it, however. None have ever been quite the same...mentally, afterwards. --AuronKaizer! 13:36, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
But how do you PLAY it? as in watch it? Haru Mclean Namikaze | talk | Kanji: ナミカゼ ハ ル マクリーン, Romaji: Namikaze Hantou Makurīn
They're CD-i games from Philips Electronics. wiki, wiki. User3000
They're not actually Zelda games. Nintendo declared them non-canon. Thank god for that, by the way. I think I'd have an uncontrollable mental attack if Nintendo considered those official games. Having Zelda II as an official game is bad enough. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 19:45, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
PK may have too much pride to say the lines, but I dont. "Gee, it sure is boring around here!" "Mah boi!" "Dinner!" "Or else you will DIE." "After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy!" "Mmmmmm." "This is illegal, you know." "GO AND KILL!"--MaloMart (talk) Malo 20:17, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
NOOOOOOO DON'T DO IT MALOMART IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO TURN BACK Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 20:51, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Forget it, Jake. It's Retardotown. --AuronKaizer! 20:52, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Week 62: Kamaro vs. Tott


LLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN! For our 62nd week, we here at the Temple of Courage take a break from our normal fighting and instead bring you a dance-off to end all dance-offs!

In the purplish corner, we have a being who is no longer one with the realm of the seeing and breathing. His one lingering regret is that he could not find a subject unto whom he could pass on his life's work, his dance. Translation: IT'SSSSSS KAMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAARRRRRROOOOOOOO!

And in the red corner, we have a strangely familiar looking dancer. All day and night he tries to use the power of dance to control the flow of time, sadly ignorant of the fact that only song can do that. Lookin' good in tassles, glitter and fantastic hair, it's TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!

When two masters of the dance meet for a final showdown, who shall stand and who shall fall? That, good people, is up to you. Without further to do, LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMMBLE! Yeah!

Votes for Kamaro

  1. Even creepy half-naked ghosts are better than people imitating Elvis. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 17:12, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Tott kinda freaked me out. Why Kamaro didn't is anyone's guess.--MaloMart (talk) 17:14, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
  3. I vote for kamaro!User:Zelda phoenix
  4. Kamaro is funny, and Tott's just an idiot dressed like Elvis. Diachronos (talk) 21:56, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
  5. You get a mask and a Piece of Heart from helping him. And he doesn't dress like Elvis, need I say more? Oddball 464 00:18, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  6. Like most of Majora's Mask, Kamaro is mysterious. Tott is just an idiot. I'm voting for the nearly-naked Ghost who dances atop a giant, frozen mushroom during the nighttime hours. --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 01:29, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Tott is just annoying. And Kamaro dances better anyway. Jedimasterlink (talk) 01:33, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  8. I liked Kamaro and his mask. He is very weird, but his song is cool. I like how when Link wheres his mask, it covers Link's whole face, and Link dances. I don't even know who the other guy is! The Midna 22:01 1 September 2009(talk) Midna Laughing
  9. He is a ghost. I am a fan of the undead. Who did you think I was going to vote for?Redeadhunter
  10. Sadly, I do not in the least feel inclined to even out this fight by voting for poor Tott over there. He deserves to get pummeled, and if it is by a 95% naked ghost man, then so be it.Deku Hero File:Deku Scrub.png
  11. Kamaro is so mysterious and strange that he makes you WANT to know more about him. Tott just makes me want to unsee. He is creepy and an obvious elvis impersonator. And Kamaro's dance is cooler and doesnt make me cry inside. User:HeroofAwesome
  12. The weird Indian-ish music he dances to scared me the first time around, and struggling to find the source of the noise, I was beginning to believe it was all in my head. Creepy stuff. Tott, he's just generic and part of the most non-creative way of learning a song ever. Subtletly is nice... *insert Fergie joke here* --AuronKaizer! 16:33, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
  13. Kamaro is a dead guy. I like dead guys.Green hat (talk) 20:46, September 3, 2009 (UTC)Mr.Green hat
  14. the guy seems to worship the moon. and it isnt anyold normal moon its the moon from majoras mask and we all know what kind of moon that is. Oni Dark Link 20:58, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
  15. i dont really care but kamaro is cooler apparntly User: indycolts63
  16. Tott was just annoying, and Kamaro's an undead dancer. Need I say more? Sir Real
  17. Tott's a noob! Kamaro is cooler and it's undead... also, the Kamaro's Mask is fun CaioNV

Anonymous votes

  1. Kamaro is awesome creepy. Tott is just creepy..
  2. teaching the twins the dance was awsome and u couldnt have done it wwithout komaros help plus the way he talks is awsome
  3. Kamaro doesn't make annoying noises when he indicates his dance moves. Also Kamaro gives you, though indirectly, three things, while Tott only gives you one. Kamaro: Kamaro mask, part of Bombers notebook and a piece of heart. Tott: Song of Passing.
  4. Kamaro looks alot cooler. Tott is just plain wierd. And I like to annoy my mom with the music from Kamaro's mask. ;)
  5. Kamaro is creepy in a good way. Tott is creepy in a gay Elvis-impersonator type way, not to mention he has a stupid name. Kamaro is cool,, not so much
  6. Kamaro is way better. He doesn't break dance like an anti-quail. Kamaro is a bôss.
  7. Kamaro is a better dancer. :P

Votes for Tott

  1. I loved his awesome dance in Wind Waker and the best part was, I stumbled upon the Song of Passing entirely by accident! :D Portal-Kombat
  2. YEAH! *moves arm left* YEAH *moves arm right, spins around* POW! *touches ground, nods head*. I laughed so hard at Tott's incredibly funny dance. Midna Rocks
  3. Tott only gets this vote because he doesn't give you a creepy mask plus i like the song of Passing--Green Courage 14:28, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Tott is a better-looking and cooler character than Kamaro. In addition, I'm getting tired of ghosts by now. Tott gets my vote. Signed, the Recondite Sage
  5. Hes funny--LEEKDUCK
  6. Tott is just so dementedly hilarious. -- Squiggles, Linkadinka, and Babyfloat

Anonymous votes

  1. Gotta love how the WW artwork depicts half the characters in flamboyant positions. But seriously, this guy wasn't as annoying as Kamaro.
  2. with tott we finally know wat happened to elvis
  3. Invaluable during Figurine making, the best part of Wind Waker
  4. Tott FTW! He still scares me a little bit, but WHO CARES???!!!

Peanut Gallery

I changed the color for Tott from simple red to something a little better. —Baltro [ talk · edits ] 17:23, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

what are we gonna do for the hundreth fight? gotta be something special for sure!-- C2 / CC 01:48, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

In all likelihood, all that'll happen is that everybody will oppose perfectly good fights just because they think that the big 100th fight should be "bigger and more epic" or whatever. Somebody will probably post Link vs. Zelda vs. Ganondorf just because it's epic or whatever, even though it's the most unoriginal fight ever made. I bet that, in the end, we'll just have a normal Temple of Courage fight for the 100th one. It's what happened for the 50th. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 03:08, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
i was thinking along the same lines. but i was hoping someone had a rly good idea haha-- C2 / CC 13:40, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Well it seems most of the people that voted for Kamaro agrees that Tott looks like an Elvis impersonator and that Kamaro should cover up more.The Midna 22:04 1 September 2009(talk) Midna Laughing

I think they are both freaky but it's suprising that people are voting for a half naked ghost enough that it's not even close--Green Courage 14:37, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

No, Michael Jackson isn't one of the choices for this one. (Wow, surprised to see someone actually making an effort for interesting colour schemes (read: non-default generic colours) recently. Big ups.) --AuronKaizer! 16:33, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
That would be me that changed the color from just red to something marginally better. Glad somebody noticed. —Baltro [ talk · edits ] 16:38, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, YOU did it. Not so big ups then. I was expecting Kurt Russell or something. Big ups only go to the rich and jobless. You'll have to settle for small ups. Now that I think about it...what are ups? And how big do they tend to get? Do they taste like Kudos? What do Kudos taste like? Blah. --AuronKaizer! 16:59, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

To anonymous voter #5, please don't be homophobic.--MaloMart (talk) 00:34, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Malo Mart, I think that he/she is not being homophobic, just saying it's stupid.-- C2 /CC 00:36, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
Still, it's rude. I was just giving a reminder that we don't tolerate rudeness here.--MaloMart (talk) 04:35, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
Trying to make IPs less rude never works, I know from experience. They don't generally come back here after voting. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 05:01, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Baltro, big ups, sincerely. Actually, it doesn't really mean so much from me, my net connection is poor, so I only see text and images. So, I fail!--User:Redeadhunter

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