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Week 174: Aryll vs. Ilia
"'Aryll'" 26.5 > 18 |
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LLLLLLLLLLAAAAADDIIEEEESSSS AAANND GGEEEEENNTLLEMMEENNNNNN!!! Welcome to the 174th battle in our most excellent TEMPLE. OF. CCOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGE! FINALLY, we see two more damsels in distress duke it out in a daring duel! Which dame will dominate? Let's find out who they are!
In the blue corner, we have someone close to our hero! This girl was taken from her home by the Helmaroc King, a monstrous bird that kidnaps girls with pointed ears. Desperate to save her, He sailed to the bird's nest, the Forsaken Fortress, where she was being held prisoner. After a long journey all around the world, here boy finally managed to rescue her! Please welcome the very reason he set off on his journey to defeat Ganondorf and save the Great Sea in the first place! THIS. IS. AAAAAAARRRRYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! In the peach corner is our hero's childhood friend! This horse-loving girl was kidnapped by King Bulblin and taken to Hyrule, leading the hero into the battle to reclaim Hyrule and banish the Twilight! She was imprisoned in the Hidden Village with Impaz, and somewhere along the way, she got amnesia. Her memory returned, however, and she aided mister hero in his quest! THIS. IS. IIIIIILLLLLLIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAA! Without any further ado, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEET'S GET RRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAADYYYYYYY TOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRUUMMMMMMMMMBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut GalleryThis reminds me strongly of a fight I came up with before I forgot my password and lost the email address for my account.
I was gonna change the fight, but then I took an arrow to the calf? – Jazzi talk 18:06, December 14, 2012 (UTC) Did everyone take an arrow in the calf?
Sorry, I never meant to sound rude or anything. Thanks for explaining, though.
I hope so too. Um, how long is this fight going to be up? I don't want to sound like a jerk but this has been up pretty long. RedPelican (talk) 17:55, April 15, 2013 (UTC)
Oh, sorry. RedPelican (talk) 16:35, April 18, 2013 (UTC) Is it still on Hiatus or is the ToC done? Knightmare · [Talk] 16:23, December 5, 2013 (UTC) |
Week 173: Marin vs. Nayru
"'Nayru'" 14 < 15 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEES AAAAAANNNND GEEEEEEENNNTLLLLEMMEEEEEEENNNNN!!! Get your fingers on your keyboards and ready yourselves for the 173rd monumental clash in Zeldapedia's own TEMPLE. OF. COOOOUUUUUUURRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGE! This time, we welcome two ladies whose voices enchant men and beasts alike! One is an island girl who dreams of taking flight; the other is secretly a mystic with powers over time itself! Let us take a closer look at our contestants!
In the red corner, we have a singer from the island of Koholint. After Link washed up on the island's shore, this compassionate young woman rescued him and nursed him back to health. She continues to aid him throughout his quest, even teaching him the song needed in order to wake the Wind Fish. In fact, she actually tries to wake the Wind Fish herself, but is captured by monsters and must be rescued by Link. Returning for her third contest in the Temple of Courage, THIS. IS. MMMMAAAAAAAARRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN! In the blue corner is a woman named after the Goddess of Wisdom. While she masquerades as a mere diva, this woman is, in fact, the Oracle of Ages herself. However, she was possessed by the evil sorceress Veran and was forced to use her powers to create an age of darkness and light the Flame of Sorrow. Link later managed to save her, and in return, she taught him the final tune for the Harp of Ages. In true Oracle of Ages fashion, let's welcome her by saying her name with an unnecessarily high number of exclamation points! THIS. IS. NNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! Without any further ado, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEET'S GEEEET RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAADYYYYY TOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut GalleryAt least this fight is closer than the past few fights (so far). Green Rupee 23:27, October 16, 2012 (UTC)
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Week 172: Koloktos vs. Stallord
"'Koloktos'" 16.5 > 8 |
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LLLLLLLLLAAAAADDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEES AAAAAAAANNND GEEEEEEEENTLEMEEEEENNNN!!! Prepare yourselves for the 172nd grand battle in Zeldapedia's very own TEMPLE. OF. COOOOUUURRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGE! This week, we shall see a clash of truly epic proportions! Two of the most well-received bosses in the entire Legend of Zelda universe will now duke it out! Two revived monstrosities, trapped in the ground up to their waists like Dante's devil! But their earthen prisons shall not keep them apart for this truly earth-shaking battle!
In the gold corner, we have the guardian of the Flame of Courage. First seen as a shattered, golden idol, this ancient automaton was activated by the dark magic of the demon lord Ghirahim. With its six arms, it wields massive blades in battle and summons hordes of goblin corpses to fight alongside it...only to destroy them with its own attacks. Please give a warm welcome to the Ancient Cistern's titanic swordsman! THIS. IS. KOOOLLLOOOOKKTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS! In the sorta-light-brown corner is one of the most popular bosses in the entire series! Locked away in the depths of Arbiter's Grounds, this fossil slept for countless years until it was reanimated by King Zant! With the power of the Twilight Sword pumping new life into its long-dead bones, this skeletal serpent attacks Link with its legions of undead soldiers and dark fire! Even when its body is destroyed and its spine is splintered, its head soars across the battlefield until the sword embedded in its skull is finally smashed! THIS. IS. STAAAALLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRD!!! Without any further ado, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEET'S GEEEET RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAADYYYYY TOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut GalleryWow, I'm torn. I was coming here to pity vote (having read the archives of this and the Suggestions page) but I'm pleasantly surprised. Not that I mean any offense to voters on either side. I suppose I'll have to check back soon.
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Week 171: Midna vs. Tetra
"'Midna'" 15 > 6 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLAAADIEEES AND GEEEENTLEMEEEENNNNNNNN!!! Get ready for the 171st epic face-off in the TEMPLE. OF. CCCOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGE! This week, two pint-sized princesses in disguise step into the ring to duke it out for the coveted title of...character who wins this week.
In the mint corner is the mysterious princess of the Twilight Realm. Struck down and driven from her land by the evil king Zant, this little imp tried to use Link to regain her rightful place on the throne. She started out selfish and bratty, but eventually softened up and aided Link in his battle against Ganondorf. Please welcome the Twilight Princess herself! THIS. IS. MIIIIIIIIDNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! In the byzantium corner, you'll see the leader of a fearsome gang of pirates. After aiding Link in finding his sister, she later returned to help with the rescue and attempted to assist Link in his battle with Ganondorf. Following her miserable failure at this, the diminutive damsel was revealed to secretly be Princess Zelda! She had remained hidden all these years, sporting a disguise so good even she didn't seem to know who she really was! She later returned to this form in Phantom Hourglass, and people in New Hyrule now pray to her! THIS. IS. TEEETRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Which one of these royal ladies will emerge victorious? Without further ado, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEET'S GET RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAADDYYYYYYYY TOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut GalleryCredit for almost the entire thing goes to Sir Real. I just had to change the colors a bit. – Jazzi (talk) 21:39, September 9, 2012 (UTC) |
Week 170: Chudley vs. Mila
"'Mila'" 7 < 17 |
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN!!! Welcome to the 170th showdown in our very own TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAGE! This week we witness a battle to the death between two who were once the richest people, um, ever.
In the orange corner is a high class, Emporium-running man and a member of the elite residing in Hyrule Castle Town. He disallows anyone with even a speck of dirt on their shoes to enter his shop, and his wares cost so much that our hero can never afford them. Later, however, the Malo Mart bargain chain buys out his store, and retains him as an employee, causing him to go through a miraculous change and become an actual nice person. THIS. IS. CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDLEYYYYYYYYYYYYY! In the rose corner we have a condescending girl, the young daughter of the once wealthiest an in the entirety of Windfall Island. After being kidnapped by the Helmaroc King and subsequently rescued, she finds that her father has spent every penny in his attempt to rescue her, and has no choice but to give up her lifestyle; she even attempts to steal from a shopkeeper to find money. However, our hero finds her and hears her out, convincing her to work hard for her money. As a reward, she gives him a fine, rare, Empty Bottle. THIS. IS. MIIIIIIIIIIIILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Who will win and return home with the prize? Dear viewers, I'm as curious as you are. So without further adieu, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!! | ||||||
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Peanut GalleryMany thanks to Minish for the intro! =) – Jazzi (talk) 15:34, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
Uh...guys? It says, "her father has spent every penny in his attempt to rescue him". So, did Mila's father spend all his money on himself, or are we unsure of Mila's sex? ~~Sir Real
This is such a close fight...--Dragon Emperor Ryuga (talk) 23:31, August 25, 2012 (UTC) |