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Hylian Space
Oath to Order – The perceived badassery of any given action will increase tenfold if the action is performed while on fire.
TALK – 0_o
Helmasaur King was one biitch to fight. I died how many times? That game is probably the second hardest I've ever played (beaten by Super Mario Bros. 2). It is though, for it's time, a very pretty game. Design and graphics.
Twilit Bloat
Fused Shadow – Undo darkness... Undo light... Create Twilight
TALK – 20:07, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
Hey AK, I was checking out your Pit of Reckoning and I'd like to inform you that Four Swords Adventures is actually either single- or multi-player. It is a blast to play both ways.
GasMaskPsychoHatGuy
AuronKaizer - "Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was that we did wrong... and what we did was wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write this essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us... in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at seven o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed."
TALK - THE LIST - GAMES - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WALRUS GUMBOOT
What? Damn, I must have been blind when I originally checked it out. Now, I'm definitely getting it the first chance I get - which will be hard, considering all GC games have been all but pulled out of all shops where I live, and I have little to no money or income. But first chance I see, I'm taking that muff!

Oh and yeah, took me a fairy and three Blue Potions to nail that sucka the first time. Had way more problems with that boss in Skull Woods/Skeleton Forest that I can't remember the name of now though, and the two-headed Dragon in Turtle Rock. I never knew the names before now, so I have to learn them. Enemies are never referred to by name before OoT except in game guides and suches, kinda annoying.

Of course, going right on this after the laughably easy (yet loveable) bosses of Link's Awakening is a change of pace.

Hylian Space
Oath to Order – The perceived badassery of any given action will increase tenfold if the action is performed while on fire.
TALK – 0_o
Mothula and Trinexx. It took me the Cane of Byrna to finally kill that sucker. By the time I got to him, all my fairies and potions were used up and I was in critical health. I got like five other crystals before I actually killed him.


Full Body Link
Mr kmil – "Trust in the Lord with all of your heart, and lean not on your own understanding." -Proverbs 3:5
TALK – Come to Church, we have cookies
I've been throught LttP useing 1 life about 10 times. And Did you know that there's a Orcarina Of time Movie?
GasMaskPsychoHatGuy
AuronKaizer - "Fresh clean air around my head. Morning, tumbled out of bed. Eggs and grits and lickety-split, look me jump! I'm in the great shape of the agri-culture!"
TALK - THE LIST - GAMES - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WALRUS GUMBOOT
Wasn't that just an april fool's joke or something?
Full Body Link
Mr kmil – Waterboarding Bambi!!
TALK – Come to Church, we have cookies
Nope. I've found a few live action clips. and Me beating LttP with one life is true.
Full Body Link
Mr kmil – JESUS LOVES YOU
TALK – Come to Church, we have cookies
And a way easier way to beat Helmasaur King is to use bombs, since you only need about three.

Mothula is hella easy if you just use the Fire Rod. Hmm. I remember my original file of LttP. It was one of the first games I ever played. I got what I thought was a "score" of 365. JalYt-Xil-Vimescarrot 13:56, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

GasMaskPsychoHatGuy
AuronKaizer - "I don't know what she's thinking, and I wonder what she's thinking. How am I supposed to know unless she tells me first? As I sit here, drinking, thinking "what could she be thinking?," I've been thinking what she's thinking and I'm thinking the worst."
TALK - THE LIST - GAMES - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WALRUS GUMBOOT
You just made me feel better about myself for having 113 deaths in Link's Awakening. That was my second file though. Only the dead know the results of my first.


OOT movie? WHERE? pleeeeeeeeeeeease!--Shade Link (talk) 12:57, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Order?

Skull Kid Artwork (Majora's Mask)
Xykeb Zraliv – 9. Came the reply, “Long ago, you were offered to fulfill the role of the Bridge, as a being of both Magick and Technology. You could have proven your commitment to your King. You could have chosen your Successor. But in your arrogance, you resisted and created the Child to become the Bridge in your stead.”
TALK – it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts
Are you doing these in any particular order? Because I know you're not doing them in order of release or anything like that.
GasMaskPsychoHatGuy
AuronKaizer - "Pollution, all around. Sometimes up, sometimes down. But always around. Pollution, are you coming to my town? Or am I coming to yours? Ha! We're on different buses, Pollution, but we're both using petrol... bombs."
TALK - THE LIST - GAMES - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WALRUS GUMBOOT
It's the "Miyamoto Order". No, seriously, I just do the ones I feel like doing whenever I feel like doing it. Systems are for losers...like me?

Interested and amused

Mewtwo
Bek The Conqueror – "Fine. Let me just tell you how it ends. Dr. Phil says, "And how is that working out... for you?" And then the big fat lady cries, waah. Alright. I'm sure you're wondering why I accepted the position of Residency Director considering my disdain for, well... all of you. Is it the extra four dollars a week in my paycheck? Or is it the fact that I finally have a chance to make a difference in this god forsaken hellhole? ... It's all about the four dollars, trust me." -Dr. Perry Cox
TALK
Vy do you hate on ze French so much? Is it because their only mildly successful military campaign in recent history (i.e. since 1700) that wasn't aided by America was headed by a man who wasn't even French, but Corsican? Is it because they have such "outreageous accents", as Monty Python put it, or is it something else entirely? I'm quite interested, mainly because it gets boring just waiting around for people besides oneself to do useful things at certain times of day.


Bongo Bongo Artwork
Moblin slayer – I'm not the one who's so far away when the snake bite enters my veins...
TALK Yeah...
No offence to the French, but they only win under one of the three conditions:
  • They're being led by a foreigner (i.e. Napoleon)
  • They're being led by a crazy (i.e. Joan of Arc)
  • Someone else comes and bails them out (see WWI and WWII)

Theoretically the French would do really well with a crazy, foreign leader...Well anyway, the French basically can't win under normal circumstances. I mean, the French Revolution lead to the Reign of Terror (worse than monarchy, ironically, as if one even was impolite they could lose their head), and then a dictator taking over. After that dictator (Napoleon) lost (for the last time), the French went back to a monarchy...which defeated the whole purpose of the Revolution.

Even when they were lead by a foreign leader, they didn't do that well. I mean really, fighting the Russians in Russia in winter...the only other person to make that mistake was Hitler, and we all know how that ended.

Then there was WWI and WWII...they would have been defeated in WWI if Great Britain hadn't interferred, and they basically shouted "Ve surrender!" as soon as the Nazis began moving in...

Remember, I am joking, and if you are French and demand an apology, here it is. That's right, a pre-emptive apology. How do ya like that?

GasMaskPsychoHatGuy
AuronKaizer - "All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
TALK - THE LIST - GAMES - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WALRUS GUMBOOT
Ouch, and I thought I was disrespectful. Anyway...it's just a joke. It's a stereotype every non-French has to adhere to. French stink of cheese, cough like frogs, and have no "W" in their alphabet...what's not to hate?


gamecube or wii?

Medli
Zelda phoenix – You may be destinied to become the hero of the legend...
TALK Zelda phoenix 16:15, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
Hey!Here is an IMPORTANT question!Is the story of TP on gamecube the same as on the wii??
Skull Kid Artwork (Majora's Mask)
Xykeb Zraliv – 11. And then he touched the Arrogant Man and filled his heart with his warming love, and the Arrogant Man became the Prince, and he knew the name of the King.
TALK – it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts
Um, how is that relevant to AuronKaizer's game reviews? And yes, the story is the same.

four swords

minish cap wasnt the only zelda game on gameboy advance. four swords was on gameboy advance. id give you four swords adventure if only you didnt live in norway and was a complee stranger. Oni Dark Link 22:23, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

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