About me

Name: Robert Jessurum Ramirez

Location: Bogota, Colombia

Age: Early 20´s

Relationship: Currently single

Career: Filmmaking and photography

Hobbies: Videogames, movies, really weird things...

Anything else?: I´ll let you know ;)

My Zelda Records

First Zelda game: Link´s Awakening

First BEATEN Zelda game: Ocarina of Time

Latest played Zelda game: Twilight Princess

Fastest beaten Zelda game: Twilight Princess (continuosly for three weeks)

Slowest beaten Zelda game: A Link to the Past (non-continuosly for four months)

Non-beaten Zeldas?: Yes. Wind Waker (the GameCube was not mine), Majora´s Mask (emulator broke down) and The Legend of Zelda (ditto)

Favorite 3D Zeldas: Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess

Favorite 2D Zelda: A Link to the Past

Hardest boss battle: Phantom Ganon from OoT

Easiest boss battle: Queen Gohma from OoT

Easiest dungeon: Eastern Palace from ALTTP

Hardest dungeon: Water Temple from OoT

Most despised dungeons: Snowhead Ruins from TP and the Shadow Temple from OoT

Zelda rating board

Including non canon games

Category First Second Third Dead Last
Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Link: The Faces of Evil
Story The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Zelda's Adventure
Graphical Style The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker Zelda's Adventure
Character Link Majora Ganondorf Tingle
Weapon Master Sword Light Arrow Boomerang Wooden Sword
Enemy Darknut Moblin/Bulblin ReDead Floormaster
Boss fight Zant Argorok Helmasaur King Queen Gohma
Final Boss fight Ganon (Ocarina of Time) Ganondorf (The Wind Waker) Majora's Wrath Nightmare
Antagonist Ganondorf Majora Dark Link Bellum
Tool Hookshot/Clawshot Spinner Megaton Hammer Bombchu
Gameplay The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Zelda II: The Adventure of Link Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland
Non-Zelda Games Ninja Gaiden Black (XBOX) DOOM 2 Super Mario 64 The Wizard of OZ

Items I´d like to own/use from the Legend of Zelda Universe

1. The Master Sword

2. The Mirror Shield from MM

3. The Spinner

4. The Double Clawshots

5. The Great Fairy´s Sword

6. Both the Zora and the Fierce Deity Masks

7. The Magic Powder

8. The Pegasus Boots

9. The Eye of Truth

10. The Boomerang

11. The Hero´s Bow

Thing I´d like to see in future Zelda games (no particular order)

1. Link wielding katanas

2. A game in a chinese setting

3. A game in an Arab or Middle Asian setting

4. A game in an Ancient Rome setting

5. A game emulating Dante´s Divine Comedy

6. A dungeon based on H.R. Giger´s art

7. Bosses/enemies/places based on the Cthulhu Mythos

8. A boss resembling a fetus (call it the Giygas Trauma)

9. East-asian Hylians

10. A french kiss

11. Link sporting a Centurion armor

12. Vampire enemies

13. A main antagonist based on Vlad Tepes (the original Dracula)

14. Playing as an ederly Link (if Metal Gear could do that...)

15. A game in a post-apocalyptic Hyrule

16. A game spanning several countries

Some theories I adhere to

1. The Hero´s Shade is the Hero of Time.

2. The Dark Interlopers were a combine of several races in Hyrule.

3. Lenzo and Link´s Granma were an item.

4. The Happy Mask Salesman is an ancient demigod being, and the Moon Children are related to him.

5. Majora´s Mask was not part of a dragon, but was previously owned by an abused child, whose dark feelings were somehow infused to his mask, making it evil and resented.

6. TP´s Forest Temple and OoT´s Great Deku Tree are one and the same. The sprout never came to be.

7. With that said, WW´s Deku Tree IS the Sprout seen in OoT

8. As you can see, I adhere to the Split Timeline theory.

9. The sages mentioned in ALttP are the same Ancient Sages seen in TP.

10. The Seven Sages of the adult part of OoT got their powers from the Ancient Sages.

11. The withered deku seen in MM is the butler´s son, and the Deku Mask has his spirit infused.

12. The Fierce Deity mask represents Majora´s old foe, and he always saw him as "evil".

13. Majora is not necessarily evil, he´s just mad and resented.

14. The Gerudo race was wiped after Ganondorf´s failed attack in the child timeline, and the Arbiter´s Grounds are the former Spirit Temple.

15. The Temple of Light in OoT, the Temple of Time in TP and the Pyramid of Power in ALttP are one and the same (notice how the top room in the ToT, where you fight the Darknut, is architecturally similar to Ganon´s room in the Pyramid, a great, empty hall with a smaller alcove).

16. The multiple Link and Zelda are all part of the same bloodline, but those two characters DO NOT share a bloodline.

17. Kaepora Gaebora is the physical world avatar of Rauru.

Bands I´d love to see doing a Zelda soundtrack (no particular order)

1. Summoning:

2. Lost Horizon:

3. Rush:

4. Blind Guardian:

5. Pagan´s Mind:

6. Iron Maiden:

7. Falkenbach:

8. Therion:

My favorite pages

Some of my favorite Wikis:


Link Artwork 1 (Ocarina of Time) This user is a fan of Link.
The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time (logo) This user is a fan of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Anju Artwork (Majora's Mask) This user is a fan of Hylians.
Ganondorf Artwork (Ocarina of Time) This user is a fan of Ganondorf.
Triforce of Courage This user holds the Triforce of Courage.
All-Night Mask This user is active at night.
Talon Artwork (Ocarina of Time) This user is a WikiSloth.
The Legend of Zelda series (logo) This user is a fan of the Legend of Zelda series.
25 This user is 25 years old.
Link (A Link to the Past) This user is male.
en-4 This user is able to contribute with a near-native level of English.
es This user speaks Spanish (or is studying the language).
Red Dark Nut (The Minish Cap) This user is a fan of Darknuts.
Mario Luigi This user is a fan of the Mario series.
The Legend of Zelda - Skyward Sword (logo) This user is a fan of The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.
Nabooru Artwork
This user would date Nabooru.
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