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About me

BTW, I edit from my phone sometimes, and it randomly logs me out sometimes, so when I'm on my phone, my IP is So yeah, if you see that, it's probably me.

Zelda games

I've played 12 Zelda games. Those games are The Legend of Zelda (Virtual Console), Zelda II (Emulator), A Link to the Past (Emulator), Link's Awakening (DX), Ocarina of Time (Virtual Console), Majora's Mask (Emulator), Oracle of Ages (Emulator), The Wind Waker, The Minish Cap (Emulator), Twilight Princess (Wii), Phantom Hourglass, and Spirit Tracks. I have beaten all of those games except for TLoZ, TAoL, ALttP, MM, and OoA at least once. My favorite is OoT, second favorite is MM, third is TMC, fourth is TP, fifth is TWW, sixth is ST, seventh is PH, eighth is ALttP, ninth is OoA, 10th is TLoZ, 11th is LA, and 12th is Zelda II. I plan on buying Majora's Mask, Spirit Tracks, and Skyward Sword. I've played Majora's Mask up to the Ikana Castle, but an emulator won't let me get much farther because I can't aim the mirror shield. Yeah, that's about it.

Currently Playing

  • A Link to the Past - Tower of Hera
  • Oracle of Ages - Moonlit Grotto complete
  • Twilight Princess (3-heart challenge) - Arbiter's Grounds Complete


  • Link's Awakening (x1)
  • Ocarina of Time (x2)
  • The Wind Waker (x2)
    • Second Quest (x1)
  • The Minish Cap (x1)
  • Twilight Princess (x2)
  • Phantom Hourglass (x4)
    • 3-Heart/ No-Shield Challange (x1)
  • Spirit Tracks (x1)

Abandoned :(

  • The Legend of Zelda - Level 7
  • Zelda II The Adventure of Link - Parapa Palace

Other games

I am a fan of Nintendo games in general, but The Legend of Zelda series is one of my favorites, along with Mario, Kirby, Pokemon, and Fire Emblem. I also like non-Nintendo series such as Metal Gear, Naruto, and Sonic the Hedgehog.

I have Pokemon SoulSilver and have played it up to the point of having all 16 badges. I also have a very glitched up Pokemon Red, it's not even playable anymore (I had a Mew!); a Pokemon Yellow rom (on an emulator); a normal Pokemon Crystal, I just beat Red; a normal Pokemon Sapphire, I beat it; a normal Pokemon Emerald, I beat it; and an Action Replay-hacked Pokemon Pearl, National Dex complete(HAX!!!1!1!!1).

I have Starfox 64 and Starfox Assault; 64 completed on the hard path, Assault completed on Silver level with one mission complete on Gold level (as in, with a gold medal.)

I have Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl, both complete (all characters and stages.)

Currently Playing

  • Animal Crossing
  • Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations - Episode 2: The Stolen Turnabout
  • Ace Combat Xi: Skies of Incursion - Mission 7: Resistance
  • Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon (Hard Mode 1) - Ch. 21: Clash in Macedon


  • Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon (x4)
  • Pokemon -
    • Crystal (x1)
    • Sapphire (x1)
    • Firered (x3)
    • Emerald (x3)
    • Pearl (AR hacked (x1))
    • Soulsilver (x1)
  • Super Mario 64 (x1)
  • Kirby Super Star Ultra (x2)
  • Super Mario Galaxy (x2)
  • Starfox 64 (x2)
  • Starfox Assault (x2)
  • Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (x2)
  • Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All (x1)
  • Sonic Rush (x2)
  • Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood (x3)
  • Ace Combat X: Skies of Deception (x1)
  • Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut (x1)
  • Sonic Adventure 2: Battle (x1)
  • Luigi's Mansion (x2)
    • Hidden Mansion (x1)
  • Call of Duty: Black Ops (x1)

Abandoned :(

  • Pokemon Yellow
  • Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon - Ch. 13 (AR-hacked...)

Word Bubble Quotes

I have a lot of quotes for my word bubble, so, for anyone who is interested, here is a list of them. If you have any more suggestions, tell me on my talk page.

  • "Do a barrel roll!" --Peppy Hare (StarFox 64)
  • "IT'S OVER 9000!" --Vegeta (Dragonball Z (Ocean Group Dub))
  • "OBJECTION!" --Phoenix Wright (Phoenix Wright series)
  • "Snooping as usual I see." --Doctor Robotnik (The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)
  • "Mai Boi!" --The King (Link: The Faces of Evil)
  • "I wonder what's for dinner" --The King (Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon)
  • "I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!" --Link (Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon)
  • "Well excuuuse me, Princess." --Link (The Animated Series)
  • "POP!" --The Midna/Multiple Zeldapedia users (Zeldapedia)
  • "HOLD IT!" --Phoenix Wright (Phoenix Wright series)
  • "TAKE THAT!" --Miles Edgeworth (Phoenix Wright series)
  • "IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY." --Secret Moblin (The Legend of Zelda)
  • "IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. TAKE THIS." --Old Man (The Legend of Zelda)
  • "Squadala! We're off!" --Gwonam (Link: The Faces of Evil)
  • "Falcown PAWNCH!" --Captain Falcon (Super Smash Bros. series)
  • "BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA!" --Merchant (The Legend of Zelda)
  • "You just lost the game!" --Some random person (...)
  • "You've got some nerve, you glittery bit of whatever!" --Linebeck (Phantom Hourglass)
  • "Madman? Heheh. Silly Shade. I am not a man." --Prefect Scylla (Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood)
  • "Find the computer room!" --Vector the Crocodile (Shadow the Hedgehog)
  • "'Ah, the days of my youth... like the scent of fresh lemon,' you see." --Marvin Grossberg (Phoenix Wright series)
  • "The flow of time is always cruel... Its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that doesn't change with time is a memory of younger days... In order to come back here again, play the Minuet of Forest." --Sheik (Ocarina of Time)
  • "It is something that grows over time... a true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger over time. The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power and through it, you will know which way to go... This song is dedicated to the power of the heart... Listen to the Bolero of Fire." --Sheik (Ocarina of Time)
  • "Time passes, people move.... Like a rivers flow, it never ends... A childish mind will turn to noble ambition... Young love will become deep affection... The clear water's surface reflects growth... Now listen to the Serenade of Water to reflect upon yourself..." --Sheik (Ocarina of Time)
  • "The only thing I can do for you is teach you the melody that will lead you to the Shadow Temple... This is the melody that will draw you into the infinite darkness that absorbs even time... Listen to this, the Nocturne of Shadow!!" --Sheik (Ocarina of Time)
  • "Past, present, future... The Master Sword is a ship with which you can sail upstream and downstream through time's river... The port for that ship is in the Temple of Time... To restore the Desert Colossus and enter the Spirit Temple, you must travel back through time's flow... Listen to this Requiem of Spirit... This melody will lead a child back to the desert." --Sheik (Ocarina of Time)
  • "I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!" --Fawful (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)
  • "I will watch over you from beyond the stars... --Rosalina (Super Mario Galaxy)
  • "Tsk, tsk, tsk. Mr. Phoenix Wright. I grow tired of the foolish foolery of the foolish fools of this foolish country..." --Franziska von Karma (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All (Reunion, and Turnabout))
  • "The wind... It is blowing." --Ganondorf (The Wind Waker)
  • "You're so slow!" --Shadow (Sonic Riders series)
  • "I have scattered the seeds of the future." --King Hyrule (The Wind Waker)
  • "It's time for this world to end in fire, and for a new world to rise from the ashes!" --Phoenix King Ozai (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
  • "Dragovich. Kravchenko. Steiner. All must die." --Viktor Reznov (Call of Duty: Black Ops)

Friend List

Here are some people that I consider friends on this wiki. If you want to be on this list, tell me on my talk page and give me your friend userbox (if you have one.)

Friend Userboxes

The Midna
This user is a friend of The Midna.

Link Artwork 2 (Ocarina of Time).png This user is friends with AmazingLink

My Friend Userbox

...can be found here.

Friend Codes

These are my friend codes for my Nintendo WFC games. If you'd like to set up a time to play, give me your friend code and we'll discuss it on my talk page.

DS games

Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon - 5414 4893 3421
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass - 2966 3579 7300
Pokemon Soulsilver - 3395 8546 9362

Wii games

Dragonball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 - 2708 6225 0737
Mario Kart Wii - 1978 3710 6721
Naruto Shippuden: Clash of Ninja Revolution 3 - 4512 5087 7975
Pokemon Battle Revolution - 4125 9825 8122
Super Smash Bros. Brawl - 3696 2648 8374

Xbox 360

I recently got an Xbox 360. If anyone would like to play with me, just go to my talk page, give me your gamertag, and we'll discuss it. My gamertag is UltimateHokage8. The games that I have that I would play online are:

Call of Duty: Black Ops
Halo: Reach
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit.

Funny Edits

Sure, why not? I'll make a funny edits section.


Theories I Believe

Theories I Don't Believe

Word Bubble

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TheUltimateHokage88 – "I have scattered the seeds of the future." --King Hyrule
Third word bubble change. This time It's hat-less Minish Cap Link, because I've been playing The Minish Cap recently


Go ahead and sign if you want.

Its impossible to beat Animal Crossing.--Sontana of Sleeping (talk) 20:18, November 14, 2012 (UTC)

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TheUltimateHokage88 – "Madman? Heheh. Silly Shade. I am not a man." --Prefect Scylla
OMG! I signed my own page? How unexpected!
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SuperAlpaca – RUN FORREST RUN!
TALK Editcount-My Sandbox-My Zelda game-The Page of Weirdness-TP Walkthru -TMC Walkthru 22:15, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
It is dangerous. What? You expected more. Fine! It is dangerous to go alone. Take this. Happy?!
AuronKaizer - "What kind of people go to meet people somewhere they can't be heard or seen?"
It's perfectly safe to go alone. Don't steal this.
Lisa URAQT – "You know, I was always better." --Alec Trevelyan from Goldeneye
Proof of why I'm a monkey:
1) You signed my page (given)
2) I saw you sign my page (given)
3) I am signing your page (given)
4) Monkey see, monkey do (THEY say so)
5) If something is a monkey, then the something does what it sees. (rephrasing of step 4)
6) If something does what it sees, then that something is a monkey. (converse of step 5)
7) Therefore, I am a monkey.

Yeah, I really don't know. Signing! :P

XionXIV "Buono tomato, Buono tomato, Buono Buono oo!! Tomato~" -The Delicious Tomato Song
TALK – 02:06, June 9, 2010 (UTC) It's FUN.Click here for randomness! Dorkestra EPICNESS.
Crap...Lisa took my answer... XD
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Oni Dark Link – ""Yes, that is true, Prince. In our days," continued Véra - mentioning 'our days' as people of limited intelligence are fond of doing, imagining that they have discovered and appraised the peculiarities of 'our days' and that human characteristics change with the times - War and Peace"
TALK – {{{time}}}~ evaluations reviews walkthrough
bahk you better not or ill wasuput your eyes with a liilgoredero (dont look that up)
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DekuStickMaster – Wait, so you're saying there's NO TREASURE?!
TALK My Zelda Game-Sandbox-Editcount-POKeDEX-COMBUSTION
Hi there
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EveryDayJoe45 – "Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly."--Robert F. Kennedy
Here we go.
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CaioNV – It's impossible to fill this space with anything useful. User:CaioNV
TALK – {{{time}}}
I liked your Userboxes :)
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J-man Zelda Fan – Taco Bell: Best freakin' deals in the world
What up.
Black Dragon Laguz – "I am a prince before I am a son or a brother."- [1]
TALK Userboxes - Zelda game reviews
LiT has signed your page!
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Zeldafan777 – Go Anjean! I want to see more!!!
Here's my signature. Can we play each other on Nintendo WFC sometime? I'll leave my friend codes on your talk page!
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King Marth 64 – (other wikisblogs) - At first. There are Shadow Dragon, Falchion Sword, and Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon.
TALK – Time Right Now: Saturday, 28 November 2020, 23:00. This was signed at: 01:06, February 9, 2012 (UTC).
I signed


Oasis killed the table. If you want to see it correctly, use Monobook.

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Summer.gif This user's favorite season is Summer.
Nayru's Love.png This user's favorite goddess is Nayru.
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Yay! ^^
This user found out about UserboxPro!
Bottle (The Wind Waker).png This user picked the right Bottles and won the Lost Bottles Challenge.
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This user is a Spontaneous Combustee This user is a Spontaneous Combustee.
GAMEOVER This user just lost the game.
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Death Sword.png This user is in Operation:Death Sword
Arwing.png This user cameoed on TheUltimateHokage88's page.
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This user is ThePenultimateStoneAge00BC in the Dufus™ Gallery.
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This user thinks Wolf Link was sorely underutilized.
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This user can successfully play every non-warp Ocarina song from OoT on the piano.
Link Wind Waker 3.png This user thinks that Toon Link is the best of them all.
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This user tolerates Navi and wonders why people hate her.
Black Triforce.svg This user doodles Triforces in his school books.
AnjuAK This user supports Anjukaizershippping
Go ahead... This user does not mind other users taking his/her userboxes.
OMG!!! In fact, this user would be flattered if other users took his/her userboxes!
Heh... Ironically, the above userboxes were borrowed from another user! XD
... That third userbox was also taken from a different user!
This user likes the Arwing.
The Legend of Zelda - Link's Awakening (logo).png This user is a fan of The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening.
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This user is a fan of Majora's Mask This user is a fan of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.
This user is a fan of The Wind Waker This user is a fan of The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
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Credit goes to:

  • AmazingLink - For his friend userbox.
  • AuronKaizer - For the idea of a funny edits section and the usermessage template at the top of my page (the coding for it, anyway.)
  • BassJapas - For userboxes.
  • DekuStickMaster - For userboxes, the "userbox table" and the "cameo" idea (from the "spontaneous combustion.")
  • Isdrakthül - For userboxes.
  • JediMasterLink - For userboxes.
  • Lisa URAQT - For userboxes.
  • Minish Link - For userboxes.
  • SuperAlpaca - For userboxes.
  • The Midna - For the idea of a friend list and his friend userbox.
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