So I'm back for basically no reason. What were you expecting an explanation?
Okay so cool this page is no longer going to be a relic of my teen years. Sorry to anyone who enjoyed reading it the way it was, but I want to be able to look at my userpage without giving my brain dysentery.
100 mainspace edits acheived 07:35, April 10, 2010 by my clock 1,000 edits altogether! 1:42, July 30, 2010 by my clock
- My Zelda Games:
*The Legend of Zelda *Zelda II: The Adventure of Link *The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past(SNES and GBA) *The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time(and Master Quest) *The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask *The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker *The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures *The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap *The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess *The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass *The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks *The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds *The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Let it be known, that if you disagree with something, complain somewhere else. You can't change what I believe, even if you try to change this section, I'll change it back.
- The Poe Salesman is the kid in the graveyard(and I do not care if you believe otherwise).
- Sheik is a full gender change
- The split timeline theory (I WAS RIGHT WHAT)
- "The Hero of Legend" is Link's true title
- The Howling stones are altered Gossip stones
- Ritos evolved from Zoras and Koroks...metamorphosed from Kokiri. As much as I like Nintendo, they don't seem to know much about evolution. And, as for the little tree guys, Kokiri are perpetually too young to breed, and therefore infertile and cannot evolve as such.
Anyone ever notice...
- That the HUD in Twilight Princess looks like plant overgrowth?
- That after you sell knights crests for 5 rupees each to Beedle in TWW, he jacks it up to 10 rupees?
- Kafei has no Hyrulean counterpart?
- That a Kid in a Peter Pan costume has attracted more women than Charlie Sheen?
- That a normal hour in Majora's mask lasts 45 seconds? (Yes, I actually timed this)
- The Fairy Ocarina seems to vanish in thin air?(seriously, what happened to it?)
- Everyone on Zeldapedia is known more well by initials than full usernames? we got AK, RH, CC, PK, SL(well, he still edits on wikia) and XYZ, to name a few.
It all starts with OoT, where Ganon is imprisoned in the Sacred Realm. then Link travels back in Time cutting the World in Two timelines. In one, where Link is restored to a Normal child. Him and Navi part ways and Link carries on with his business. A year passes and Link grows to miss Navi, so he ventures back to the Lost woods, where his horse, Epona is hijacked By skull kid forcing Link to chase him. It is clear skull kids not ready to stop. so Link resolves the trouble caused in termina and defeats Majora, The mask demon who possessed Skull Kid. Link Returns to Hyrule and Becomes an elite Hyrule knight, and the best Swordsman in Hyrule. Noone is capable of Performing his special sword moves, so he dies with one regret. A Hundred to two hundred Years Later, The great great grandson of Link and Malon (yeah, totally) has the Triforce of Courage and Learns his ancestors techniques, which he uses to Finally defeat Ganondorf with the full power of The Master Sword and Triforce of Courage. This Legend Draws to a close and Hyrule is finally cleansed of Evil.
In the adult timeline, after The sealing of Ganondorf by the six sages, he starts gaining enough power to break free (about a hundred or so years later) and Link does who knows what to cause yet another split in the timeline. In one fork, Link does return...somehow, and discovers the dark world, causing ALttP, at the end of which he kills Ganon, finally uses he Triforce's power to extinguish evil from Hyrule. but it occurs to the Spirit of The Triforce that there is a disturbance elsewhere so he travels to Holodrum and Labrynna and defeats Ganon once more, sails off to the events of Link's Awakening.
Okay, in the other part of the Adult Timeline, Link just goes back in time, leaving the Triforce unable to find a hero, do to no heir of the old hero, so Ganon nearly controls Hyrule, so the six sages (now gods) flood hyrule to seal him again. Before this seal fails(LEARN HOW TO LOCK A DOOR, SAGES!!!), The Triforce chooses a new hero, who causes the events of the Wind Waker(Wherever that thing came from.) So finally, Link SUCCESSFULLY seals Ganondorf away. Link and Zelda go off to find a new Hyrule, but The Ghost Ship takes them to flooded Termina (or something like that) causing Phanom Hourglass's events, which apparently lasts a mere 10 minutes. 100 years after that, A new Toon Link is apparantly a train conductor, and like, 200 or so years later, Vaati tries to steal the light force, and gets trapped in the Four Sword comes back twice, is gone, forever, no more, oh and gets help from a reincarnated Ganon (again sages, nice freaking work, why were you given this job?) Done for now, but Nintendo will probably make me have to rewrite the whole thing with Zelda Wii.
Okay I'm leaving this theory the way it was because apparently I got it nearly 100% correct. What even.
In case you feel like signing, I guess.
Zombie Hunter's Checklist
Folks around here have villain and Hero checklists, I thought I'd do something Unique
1.I will always use headshots. I realize that in a pinch, focusing on such accuracy will take longer and possibly leave me dead, but attempting to strike anywhere else will cause me to waste ammo and I will almost surely be killed or zombified.
2.If damaging the head is absolutely impossible for whatever reason, I must find some way to destroy the legs.
3.If using a sword or other bladed weapon, Cut off the head at either the neck or the jawline. The latter may be difficult, but a fully intact zombie head is still capable of biting, however, anyone foolish enough to put an appendage in a clearly still thrashing and active zombie head probably deserves their fate.
4.Sheilds are useless against zombies, and particularly ridiculous against hordes.
5.If a Zombie manages to grab me, I simply break it's arm. Then, probably it's face.
6.If I take refuge somewhere, It won't be for more than 2-3 days. Any longer than that and I will be facing an ocean of zombies
7.When facing ReDeads in particular, wear earplugs.
There will be more to come!
- The Minish cap stub section of the Guay Article was my first
- My edits
- My contributions
- Squirrel First page I created.