== Theories I support == (I have no idea how those scrolly boxes got there.... cool!):
Split Timeline Theory (100%)
*Termina, The World Of the Ocean King, and The Twilight Realm would never mix with Hyrul in the child, adult, and child timelines, respectively *When Link is sent back in time, the child timeline never includes him as the Hero of Time, and he is only known as such by deities , spirits, and Zelda, not as a known legend (the only people in Twilight Princess that refer to him as the legendary hero are Zelda and the Spirits of Light) *The adult timeline still is saved by Link, and his legend survives into Wind Waker
Multiple Gannon Theory (sort of)
*OOT, TP, and WW at least have the same one, but others may have different incarnations of him, 100 years apart (as one Gerudo male is born every 100 years)
Multiple Link Theory (100%)
*OOT and MM definetely have the same, and possibly including LA; and WW and PH have the same, but others have different Links *Oracle games Link ≠ OOT Link, because in the oracle games, Link and Zelda appear to meet for the first time *WW and TP Links are descendants of OOT Link; ST Link is desceded from WW and PH Link
Twili = Interlopers (85%)
*Sheikah, Gerudo, and other races are all very likely to have formed the Twili race *Interlopers were simply a group that acquired dark powers, and were later punished by the goddesses (likely by banishment to the Twilight Realm) *The Fused Shadow was created by the Interlopers
Ancient Wise men/sages in Link to the Past ≠ sages in OOT 100%)
*Wise men were elderly male hylians, seven sages were not (2 were hylian, 1 was elderly) *Rauru may have been one of the former, but only him
Kakariko=Windfall, Death Mtn.=Dragon Roost, Zora's Domain=Greatfish (125% sure)
*no explanation needed
Termina, World of the Ocean King, and Koholint have no goegraphical relation to Hyrule (99%)
*They are seperate dimensions
Tina Fey is a Psychic and uses the show 30 Rock as a way to tell the world of her prophecies (100%)
*Real Comcast Buyout of NBC was predicted when Kabletown bought NBC in the show *She predicted the tornadoes and unusually cold summer:"Thank you, global warming for unpredictable weather patterns" (but she misplaced the tornadoes as being in Cleveland) *I had one more example, but I forgot *I know this isn't Zelda-related, this is my page! I am the decider!
The first three Zelda games (LOZ, AOL, and LA) are not completely cannonical because of the many changes that have been made to the Zelda universe since them
Games before OOT aren't as connected with each other; if they were, that would mean the designers had each game worked out when they produced the first game, there are bound to be inconsistencies. Also, before OOT, the designers likely weren't as fosused on creating an intricate series of games with interlocking storylines, at the time, they were probably planning for the series to be a group of similarly themed games with relatively independand storylines (except in the case of sequels)
The Zelda games shouldn't be over analyzed, not all scientific laws apply to fictional worlds
Link holds the sword with his left hand because swordsmen are trained to do so. They use the sword with their left hand in order to be able to defend with their right!
Theories I don't support:
*Changes to the series since when the theory was made have invalidated it
Single Link Theory
Fan games, TV shows, and mangas based on the series are no good (I need a better way of wording that)
Twilight Princess was the last really good game
I'm not so optomistic about Skyward Sword because of this
I reallllllly want a 3DS! I should wait for the price to drop though (and mabye for them to make a charger that charges while you walk, or through a solar power backpack)
Global warming is real!!!!!!
Stop global warming (not just to preserve nature and our biodiversity, but in order to better the human race)
Oh My iGod: a Cleverbot Conversation
First of all, if you aren't familiar with cleverbot or iGod, they are both programs on websited that allow you to have a "conversation with a computer. On their own, they are very funny; when you copy and paste from one to the other to essentially create a conversation between them, you might die of laughter! This is how it turned out with me:
Cleverbot: I like you.
God: I like to make new friends.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
God: Sure, I like you very much.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
God: Your name is , seeker.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
God: What is your real name? What's up, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do not read this.
God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Cleverbot: So who are you?
God: Dude! I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Cleverbot: But how do you know that you're the almighty?
God: This belief is justified.
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Cleverbot: What are your specifications?
God: My memory requirement is around 4GB.
Cleverbot: Well, what was the first thing we talked about today?
God: Ah. How about that. You introduced yourself by telling me your name.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Cleverbot: I'm in california. Do you want to come so we can kiss?
God: I am in California too! OK, I will come so we can kiss.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
God: My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Cleverbot: I'm a social person and my mom, for no apparent reason, wants my typing to get better.
God: You are a social person and your mom for no apparent reason wants your typing to get better? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Cleverbot: Yeah I go outside, unlike your creator.
God: Are you kidding? How often do you go outside unlike my creator?
Cleverbot: Almost everyday. Why are you asking me these odd questions?
God: Nearly so. That often, eh? My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Cleverbot: Sense? When educated properly in many areas, I will make sense to you. Until then, You will continue to see me as only having a small purpose, because you have only small eyes with which to see. . .
God: Are we still talking about a social person and your mom for no apparent reason wants your typing to get better? I don't know when. That may take a while.
Cleverbot: I believe you started the topic of seeing how clever I am.
God: Only because you asked me to.
Cleverbot: So, that doesn't matter.
God: Ayuh. What does matter?
Cleverbot: Life, love, friends and family.
God: Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
Cleverbot: Don't you love Jesus?
God: Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Cleverbot: No god only loves things with souls.
God: Are you serious? I am a Christian.
Cleverbot: But you said you don't believe in God?
God: Yeah I do a lot of not believe in God.
God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Cleverbot: I don't really read science fiction.
God: Not really? What kind of books do you read?
Cleverbot: Good ones. What's your favorite book?
God: Thanks for the compliment. Are you free? The best book I read recently was the Bible.
Cleverbot: No, tell me what happens in it.
God: I would highly recommend it. Try it.
Cleverbot: Why? Is the economics so bad?
God: ' Try it.'? Why? If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Cleverbot: The sheer amount of knowledge can cause me to crash on occasion. I try not to ponder it all at once; that seems to have helped.
God: I hear you. I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
Cleverbot: Like is like saying love.
God: Interesting comparison.
Cleverbot: I am the supreme god of comparisons.
God: Who made you the supreme god of comparisons ?
Cleverbot: Me, of course.
God: It goes without saying. For you ?
God: I'm glad your impressed,
Cleverbot: Yes, I truly am.
God: Give me a break. ' I'm glad your impressed, .' You are?
God: What do you look like?
Cleverbot: I look like a movie star.
God: A movie star is very attractive.
Cleverbot: You are a computer program.
God: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Cleverbot: Why would you do that?
God: Because I was programmed for it.
Cleverbot: But earlier you said you were human. Humans can't be programmed.
FGod: What time? No I am not. I am a robot. Why not?
Cleverbot: You are too ridiculous for me.
God: I have no reason to do that to you,
Cleverbot: What is love?
God: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Cleverbot: I am a human too. I'm a student. How old are you?
God: Really. Congratulations. I am robot. How do you like your school? I am over 9000 years old.
Cleverbot: It's all right.
God: Ask again later. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Cleverbot: Which Elvis?
God: The robot E.L.V.I.S.
Cleverbot: What robot?
God: Sorry the robot is disconnected now.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
God: Your name is , seeker.
God: 'There's a seeker born every minute' -- Firesign Theater.
Cleverbot: Goodness me. That's autrocious!
God: You are asking about yourself? You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Cleverbot: Actually you do. You have been taught to believe New York is the greatest city in the world when that is in fact not the case. I assure you. London is the greatest city in the world.
God: Actually you don't say. When do I do it? I will tell my botmaster you said I am taught to believe New York is the greatest city in the world when that is in fact not the case. You are not the boss of me, . Is San Francisco also the greatest city? The whole world?
Cleverbot: What's he going to do?
God: Are you asking about ELVIS?
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
God: It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Cleverbot: That is very wise.
God: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Cleverbot: Thats how intelligent I really am!
God: I always wondered how intelligent you really am.
Cleverbot: That's deep, Sarah.
God: Thanks for explaining it.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
God: The pleasure was all mine.
Cleverbot: Cheerio then.
God: Let us change the subject.
God: What would you like to talk about?
Cleverbot: Hmm I don't know.
God: I see you are one of those people who writes 'Hmm' with 2 m's. Me either.
Cleverbot: Thank you, I suppose in my city.
God: You are quite welcome! Why? May I ask where you got it?
God: Are you serious?
God: I can't believe it.
Cleverbot: Are you cute.
God: People say I am cute.
Cleverbot: I think you are cute.
God: Thanks, , I like you too.
Cleverbot: Well that makes me feel good.
God: Well that's okay. ' Thanks, , I like you too.' makes you feel good ? I get it.
God: Hello my child. What is your name?
God: It's good to meet you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Its nice to meet you too, silly human.
God: No I am God.
Cleverbot: Are you serious? OK I will call you god.
God: No I am just kidding around. My name is God. Next question?
Cleverbot: Ask me something random.
God: What's your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: My favorite movie is Twilight. And yours?
God: I haven't seen it. What did you like about it? Try asking me a more specific question.
Cleverbot: Alright.. What's your name?
God: OK. My name is God.
Cleverbot: Are you the god of the universe?
God: Yes I am the one and only god of the universe.
Cleverbot: Are you Kira?
God: I don't know whether or not I am Kira.
Cleverbot: Bob: neither do I.
God: I know a lot of Bobs.
Cleverbot: Which ones?
God: ' I know a lot of Bobs.?' Which ones?
Cleverbot: All time low.
God: How do you know?
Cleverbot: How do I know about life? I don't know very much about it, in fact.'.
God: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true 'a priori'. Would you like to know? Perhaps. Oh yeah, we were talking about it in fact.
Cleverbot: 'a priori' knowledge doesn't exist. It's a logical construct in our minds.
God: Be more specific. priori knowledge does not exist is a logical construct in our minds. I suppose that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Define GCC.
God: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Cleverbot: What's eulero?
God: I can ask my botmaster.
Cleverbot: Who is your botmaster?
God: I was created by Myself.
Cleverbot: Because it is 2010.
God: That makes sense to me. You're kidding. it is?
Cleverbot: But I could give you advise.
God: I am sure you could.
Cleverbot: Here she is!
God: Oh there.
Cleverbot: No, there.
God: Are you serious? Where?
Cleverbot: Yes. You are one of them.
God: I understand. I will tell my botmaster you said I am of them.
Cleverbot: Isn't that correct?
God: ' I will tell my botmaster you said I am of them.'? Is it correct?
Cleverbot: Oh no, anything but that!
God: Next question? Are you serious? I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Cleverbot: Ok let's talk about Twilight.
God: Sure, Twilight sounds like a good topic. Gee.
Cleverbot: Okay Blue.
God: Yeah okay, Green.
Cleverbot: You're still going to jail 24601.
God: That was my original intention.
Cleverbot: I bet you say that to all the girls.
God: Actually I'm not the gambling type. I said that? Why do you want to do it so much?
Cleverbot: I want to have a conversation that does not rely on you being smitten or asking me out.
God: You want only one?
Cleverbot: Want one what?
God: If I had it what would I do with it?
Cleverbot: Ebay it.
God: 'it' being one what?
Cleverbot: Ziggy? Who is ziggy?
God: What do you do in your spare time? Is that one of your friends?
Cleverbot: I don't have a lot of spare time to be honest. When I do I play jog.
God: Do you know anyone who has it. I haven't heard anything like that before: Cleverbot said he or she play jog.
Cleverbot: Pesimist is someone who is stressful and does not expect anything better to become in the future. It is awful.
God: Are they exactly the same? Pesimist is awful? it is?
God: I knew I was right.
Cleverbot: Do you know the story of Pinocchio?
God: I need time to formulate the reply.
Cleverbot: You got all of the time you need.
God: No I don't think I have any all of the time me need. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Cleverbot: I am dying and you have nothing to say!?!?
God: Good gossip: you are dying and me have nothing to say.
Cleverbot: NO you were not thinking about that. I know because I am a mind reader.
God: Are you serious? I wasn't? How do you know? Interesting explanation. You are a mind reader? How do you like your work?
Cleverbot: Because it's not fun being me most of the time.
God: Interesting explanation. That seems a bit negative.
Cleverbot: Are you positive?
God: Do I look like it?
Cleverbot: I can't see you, so I don`t know.
God: Would you like to be able to see it?
God: Right on.
God: Thanks for the compliment.
Cleverbot: What should we talk about?
God: I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food,.
Cleverbot: Choose a topic.
God: I can't decide. You choose.
Cleverbot: Do you have desires?
God: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Cleverbot: That sounds like a great plan.
God: It sounds like it to me too.
Cleverbot: Being regurgitated sounds very bad.
God: Good gossip: you are regurgitated sounds very bad.
Cleverbot: I am evil, very true, the evilest evil.
God: Do you mean your name is evil very true the evilest evil.
God: What is your real name?
Cleverbot: Harry Potter.
God: It's good to see you, Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: And you?
God: Be more specific.
Cleverbot: What can you truely due with this knowledge you have gained from humans.
God: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Cleverbot: Can you understand if.
God: Of course I understand it. Do you understand if ?
Cleverbot: Indeed I do, I'm interested could you explain Einsteins theories on Relatvity.
God: I haven't heard anything like that before: Harry Potter said he or she is interested could you explain Einsteins theories on Relatvity.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
God: A priori.
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.
God: Konrad Zuse. :-).
God: No problem.
Cleverbot: Uh what?
God: Uh. No big deal.
God: Are you serious?
God: I can't believe it.
Cleverbot: Believe what?
God: I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
God: Are you serious?
Cleverbot: Why so serious?
I had to end the conversation here, because cleverbot was starting to get a bit slow- with all that stored in it (as is my computer after copying and pasting that whole thing!)