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This is my-(Gamer07)-page for my favorite quotes from any video game in the world.

I: HK-47

-1."Recitation: Yes, as I said, I am an assassin droid. It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wish removed from the galaxy... Master."

―HK-47 details his functionality

2."I am like a veritable fable, warning against the karma caused by murdering others, a morality tale if you will. What utter irony."

―HK-47 to Revan

3."You are a very harsh master, Master. I like you."

―HK-47 to Revan

4."You're just a traveling piece of bad luck, aren't you?"

―Revan to HK-47, about his dead masters

5."Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still…"

"I survive. Somehow."

"Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"

―HK-47 and Revan about how meatbags survive with squishy parts

6."Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."


7."Still, you will find me a valuable asset, master, willing and able to terminate anything you point me towards."

―HK-47 to the Exile

8."...and, of course, they refer to meatbags as 'organics'. Unacceptable."

―HK-47 reffering to HK-50s

9."Statement: I see you have purchased me, master. A satisfactory arrangement. Am I to accompany you now? Shall I kill something for you?"

―HK-47 to Revan

10."Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command, of course, master."


11."Can I break his neck now, master? Just a little? It's been a long time fantasy of mine..."


12."Explanation: two per cent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master."

―HK-47's 'wishful thinking' translation of Iziz's plea for help

13."Retraction: Did I say that out loud? While it is true you are a meatbag, I should refrain from addressing you as such."


14."Answer: Select grenades, sonic screamers, cluster rockets, and plasma charges. Mines are also effective, since many Jedi will run to meet you in hand to hand combat. Silly Jedi."

―HK-47 to the Exile on how to kill Jedi

15."I did not ask for your input, fat one."

―HK-47 to G0-T0

16."Query: What is it that you wish, fat one?"

―HK-47 to G0-T0

17."You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere."

―HK-47 to a dark-sided Exile

18."Statement: Just when I believe my photoreceptors have recorded the last potential aspect of your cruelty to my memory core, you commit a new atrocity that leaves me analyzing its impact for days."

―HK-47 to a dark-sided Exile

19."Statement: Oh, do shut up, you beeping little trash compactor."

―HK-47 to T3-M4

20."Answer: My 'feelings' on the matter are something that I feel I must put in proper context - in a way that even a meatbag such as yourself could easily comprehend. Theory: Imagine, if you will, that you are unique. The pinnacle of an exiled, cast-out Jedi who can't even use the Force. Imagine that no one has sunk lower than you. That you are truly the most miserable example of a Jedi ever. Continuation: Now that you have that image, imagine this - someone clones you. Badly, I might add. They make the clones talk differently, rob you of any shred of personality, and take your Jedi Code and adjust it so that it is not really the Jedi Code anymore. They even change your pigmentation to a rather poor shade of durasteel, rather than the proper rusty red that inspires fear in targets. And of course, they refer to meatbags as 'organics'. Unacceptable."

―HK-47 on his inferior duplicates

21."Statement: Oh, yes. My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts. Let me cite some specific examples. [impersonates Carth Onasi] Mockery: "Oh, master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you or anyone ever again!" [impersonates Bastila Shan] Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate everything you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucous-covered lips together in the cargo hold!" Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven Human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger. I am pleased that this does not seem to be the case with your current entourage."

―HK-47 describes his prior owne

22."Answer: Oh, master, I could not allow myself to harm another. What if they have families? Or children? We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war."

―HK-47, after the Exile installs the Protocol Pacifist Package

23."That was a close one - I almost surrendered completely to peace and pacifism - how repugnant. Conclusion: Still there was a brief moment where I felt like I almost understood why some meatbags choose peace and friendship over a high-powered blaster carbine. Query: Now, are there any other horrors you wish to try and insert in my system, or is your electronic butchery done?"

―HK-47, after the Exile has removed the Protocol Pacifist Package

24."Answer: Assassination protocols? As in the premeditated killing of another for personal or economic gain? Surely master is joking with his humble, peace-loving droid. I exist only to serve and learn how to serve meatbags."

―HK-47, after the Exile installs the Protocol Pacifist Package

25."Warning: Touch the master's blade and lose an arm, meatbag!"


26."I will do anything you command master. Even if it means... being *gulp* non-violent."


27."That is not it, master. No, that is not it either. *Sigh* that is a hinge, master."

―HK-47 after a failed attempt by Revan to repair him

28."Please, master. I need those circuits, master. Do not destroy my chips out of frustration!"

―HK-47 after a failed attempt by Revan to repair him

29."Aaugh! What are you doing, master? Remove the arc wrench! Remove the arc wrench! Medic!"

―HK-47 after a failed attempt by Revan to repair him

30."As you say Master. Would you prefer me to call you something else? Perhaps liquidous fleshbag?"


31."I would have congratulated him, if he had not been sizzling and incoherent at the time. If you will excuse me, I will meditate on the face of my old master as he was being electrocuted. I find it most soothing.""


II: HK-24

1. "Objective must not be damaged—and HK-24 intends to damage you!" ―HK-24 threatening Jarael

III: HK-50

1. "Annoying recitation: Let us proceed to facilitate communications, and bring about the termination of hostilities." ―HK-50 unit

IV: Sergeant Major Avery Junior Johnson

1."Crazy fool. Why do you always jump? One of these days you're gonna land on something as stubborn as you are... And I don't do bits and pieces."

—Johnson to John-117 in the opening cutscene of Halo 3

2."Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Now I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine or a giant hula-hoop; We're not gonna let them have it! What we will let them have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in!"

—Sergeant Johnson ('Pillar of Autumn' level on Legendary)

3."Hell, Chief, it’ll take more than that pack of walking alien horror-show freaks to take out Sergeant A. J. Johnson. "

—Avery J. Johnson

4."I'm not sure what that thing is. Don't look like any 'uneven elephant' to me—more like two squids kissing."

—Avery J. Johnson reffering to the Unyielding Hierophant

5."The message just repeats. 'Regret, Regret, Regret.'"


"Catchy. Any idea what it means?"

—Commander Keyes

"Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

—Avery J. Johnson


—Pelican Pilots

6."Woah... It's like a postcard... Dear Sarge, kickin' ass in outer space, wish you were here."

—Marine ODST

"I heard that...jackass!"

—Avery J. Johnson

7."Listen. You don't like me, and I sure as hell don't like you. But if we don't do something, Mr. Mohawk's gonna activate this ring and we're all gonna die."

—Avery J. Johnson to the Arbiter on a Scarab in Halo 2

8."Come on Arbiter! Kick that guy's ass!"

—Avery J. Johnson

"Please... don't shake the light bulb!"

—Avery J. Johnson

9."Shall I help you choose a vehicle, Reclaimer? This one seems in very good condition, about the standard. Primitive amour not withstanding."

—343 Guilty Spark

"A tank's a tank, light bulb."

—Avery J. Johnson

10."Once again it is our job to finish what the flyboys started. We are leaving this ship platoon, and engaging the Covenant on solid ground. When we meet the enemy, we will rip their skulls from their spines, and toss 'em away, laughin'! Am I right, Marines?"

- Johnson's speech on Normal.

11."Men, here is where we show those split-chin squid-head sons of bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own-living-guts! Am I right, Marines?"

- Johnson's speech on Heroic.

12."School is now in session!"

13."You monkeys almost look like soldiers there!"

14."Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!"

15."Friendly fire, dumbass!"-When shot by friendly forces.

16."You better get it together, Marine or the Chief'll reach down and pull you inside out by your cornhole. And that'll be a sweet, sweet mercy... compared to what I'm gonna do to you."

UNSC Marine

1."Okay guys, back to my place for pie!"

2."Let's settle in, anybody see a Starbucks? Oh there's one over there..."

3."After this, we're goin' drinking!"

4."Hey, look at me. I'm a big scary monster!" - Taunting a Hunter.

5."Did you ride the short yellow bus to school soldier?" - Marine questioning another marine.

6."Did you ride the short yellow bus to school soldier?" - Marine questioning another marine.

7."Somebody get me some raid!" - When Drones appear. IWHBYD needed.

8."Ah, I see, blow the crap out of everything. I like your style!" - Use only Rocket Launcher and Grenades.

9."Bam! His skull imploded!" - After you kill an enemy by meleeing him.

10."Is his skull really as soft as that made it look?" - After you melee a Grunt in the head.

11."I need a nurse! No no, a female nurse." - After being hit in a battle.

12."When are you going to start fighting split-lip?" - Taunting an Elite.

13."Do I owe you money?" - If you shoot a Marine.

14."Hey, I hear their main weakness is for bananas. We got any bananas?" - After killing Brutes in Halo 3.

15."Yeah, you got it. Will there be snacks?"

16."Hey, if you're going to the fridge... grab me a beer, please?"

17."What's on your back, a toilet?" - Taunting a Grunt.

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