So, lately, I've been trying to beat the Breath of the Wild DLC. And I just reached Monk Maz Koshia. It's HELL. The main thing is the second phase, where he just makes like fifty million copies of himself.

And for whatever reason, he has SO MUCH health. And then, while I'm trying to find out which one is the actual Monk Maz Koshia, he just heals SO MUCH, which makes it nearly IMPOSSIBLE to beat him in Master Mode.

SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU KIDDING ME, NINTENDO?! At least, if you manage to make it past the second phase, the third phase isn't that hard. But, meanwhile, I am just dying IMMEDIATELY in the second phase.

He also does like TEN FULL HEARTS of damage. THAT. IS. INSANE.

Please, if you have beaten Monk Maz Koshia in Master Mode, give me some tips. For now, I continue to suffer.

So basically what this is, I've beaten eight Zelda games so far, soon to be nine once I finish Minish Cap. Each time I beat a Zelda game, I'll give a review on it. Breath of the Wild was the first Zelda I beat, so I'll give it's review first. (Not the first one I played, oot was.)

Pros

The Great Plateau was really well designed.

12 times the size of Twilight Princess's map? More like 120 times damn.

I like it when games have overworld bosses sprinkled throughout.

Hyrule Castle was fine.

It' nice that you can go to Hyrule Castle early.

Cons

"Dungeon" bosses are straight up lazy and unoriginal

Same with the Divine Beasts

Most of the shrines were boring.

No Tingle >:(

The final boss was kinda trash.

I just beat Level 6 in Zelda 1, and Gohma died in one hit. Like bro? I know it's the NES, but one hit? That's a regular enemy sized up bro 😭

We already got official titles to the Link in Twilight Princess. Ideal titles could be like this:

1) Heroic Wolf

2) Young Wolf

3) Man Cub (like the same title as Mowgli the human protag in The Jungle Books)

4) His Father's Son (like Ike as General Gawain's in the Fire Emblem series)

5) Savior

6) Chief

7) Leader

8) Hyrule's Guardian

9) Big Bro

10) Hunter

11) Alpha (as pack leader to his community)

21. Four Swords Adventures (Never played)

20. Phantom Hourglass (didn't get to play much)

19. Spirit tracks (also didn't get to play much)

18. Adventure of Link (hard as balls)

17. Four Swords (I played with my brothers, we're dumb so it took forever to do anything)

16. Triforce Heroes

15. The Legend of Zelda

14. Oracle of Seasons

13. Minish Cap

12. Breath of the Wild

11. Tears of the Kingdom

10. Oracle of Ages

9. Majora's Mask

8. Echoes of Wisdom

7. Wind Waker

6. A Link Between Worlds

5. Ocarina of Time

4. Link's Awakening

3. Skyward Sword

2. Ocarina of Time

1. Twilight Princess

Yeah, there may be a couple hot takes.

Also, hi, my name is Apollo, and I've been a Zelda fan since I played OOT 3d in 2017. Yeah, I'm kind new.

1. Tears of the Kingdom

2. Skyward Sword

3. Breath of the Wild

4. Link’s Awakening

5. Wind Waker (only seen videos)

6. Ocarina of Time (only seen videos)

7. Echoes of Wisdom

8. Twilight Princess (only seen videos)

9. Majora’s Mask (I don’t like the concept but I like the story, also never played)

10. A Link to the Past

11. The Legend of Zelda

12. Minish Cap (read the manga)

13. Oracle Games (read the manga)

14. A Link Between Worlds (haven’t seen much but looks cool)

15. Tri Force Heroes (sounds kinda boring)

16. Phantom Hourglass (read the manga)

17. Spirit Tracks (I’ve heard mixed opinions)

18. Four Swords (literally know nothing)

19. Four Swords Adventures (Also know nothing)

20. The Adventure of Link (absolute bulls***)

I don’t want to cause controversy here, these are simply my opinions. If you disagree, that’s completely fine, just please be respectful about it

We need weapon ideas for Ganondorf. In his right hand as a right-handed giant.

1) Dainsleif: A deadly sword with a deadly touch. Don't underestimate the darkness inside.

2) Blake: A deadly sword with a dark hilt, quillons curved to the blade, two red jewels on the guard, and the dark blade with the hexagonal blade section. The sword itself looks fearsome.

3) Muramasa: A very sharp Katana sword with a deadly edge. This version looks like it could fit a giant with malice.

4) Styx: A powerful sword named after the river Styx. Malice and hate burn in this sword.

5) Nyx: A sword as dark as the night. The forward-curved blade looks like a deadly Kopis, but bigger.

6) Yomi: A dark sword named after the Underworld in Japanese myths. With fiery jewels and the hexagonal blade section, it looks deadly.

7) Thanatos: A sword with a deadly aura. Death comes from the fatal wounds!

8) Chaos: A sharp sword named after chaos. The madness comes with disorder.

9) Tartarus: A fiery sword with quillons curved to the blade, two orange jewels on the guard, and the straight blade with the hexagonal blade section. Very hot with the hellish flames!

10) Belial: A dark sword with a deceptively nimble blade. Deceitful AND callous!

11) Igor: A big sword with a crescent quillons curved to the blade, two golden jewels on the guard, and a fullered hexagonal blade section. Very sharp!

12) Tyrfing: A cursed sword with winged quillons curved to the blade, two red jewels on the guard, two red jewels on the pommel, and the straight blade with the hexagonal blade section. Very scary in a Dark King's hands!

Hello.

Here is the link to my WhatsApp channel "The Legend of Zelda" below for those who are interested.

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We need new weapons for Ol' Man Link (Hero's Shade). Swords in the left hand, shields on the right arm (horizontal carry only), just like his son Link (Twilight Princess).

1) Messenger's Sword + Messenger's Shield: This sword + shield combo looks like a messenger's weapons. Very bright.

2) Futsu no Mitama: A very unique sword with two straight edges. This Eastern Tsurugi sword looks very powerful like lightnin' bolts.

3) Kagutsuchi: A fiery sword + shield combo with a warm aura. Let the flames on the sword burn bright.

4) Siegfried: A sword + shield combo named after a Dragon Slayer. Very effective against evil dragons.

5) Patroklos: A sword + shield combo named "Father's Glory" in Greek. Perfect for a dad watchin' over his son.

6) Faust: A sword + shield combo with a German name. With style.

7) Ehud: A sword + shield combo named after a left-handed judge from Israel. A left-handed advantage in ancient times.

8) Lobo: A wolf-themed sword + shield combo. Fight like a brave wolf and a guardian to the pack.

9) Hrunting: A hero's sword with a four-pointed shield. With winged quillons curved to the blade, two red jewels on the sword's hilt, the straight blade, and the hexagonal blade section, it looks like a high quality sword worthy of a guardian to the pack.

10) Sol + Luna: A fiery sword with the crescent shaped quilllons curved to the blade, the two orange gems, and the hexagonal blade section that burns like the Sun. And the four-pointed silver shield's crystals shine under the silver moonlight.

11) Michael - A holy sword with winged quillons curved to the blade, two golden jewels on the guard, and the hexagonal blade section. And the four-pointed shield looks angelic.

12) Galatine - a holy sword with a gold-inlaid hilt, winged quillons curved to the blade, two red jewels on the guard, the straight blade that burns like the Sun, and the hexagonal blade section. The four-pointed shield with the Leo the Lion, the Cross, Sun emblem, and the four orange jewels looks bright.

Greetings, fellow Hyrulians! I am starting a tournament bracket for my to decide on my new Profile Picture. This post starts the First Stage. Vote in the comments for either PFP 1 or PFP 2. The current bracket and two PFPs to vote on today are below.

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Voting ends on January 3rd, 2025.

Made this tonight... I'll get off soon. Happy 2025 new year!