User:Ccbermanzzpedia

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I'll be on when I can. Alrighty? Goody!

Redux of TP

well whoa
Now, I know that this is kind of wierd, but I just signed up and need a little help getting started, because I'm not a computer wiz. I like doing lots and lots random things (so long as they do not hurt anyone). I also just created my own wiki, and need some help starting up on it. It might be important to know that I check out EVERYTHING related to the Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, and Phantom Hourglass and make sure it is all totally legit, because those are the Zelda games that I'm playing right now. (hehehe) Just needed something to write up hear, my history goes more into me. oh and call me CC when talk about me, not just make general remarks aimed at me, please. i hear that i am a person too, but i could be hearing wrong! Nah on second thought, im C2 and will sign (most ) of my messages like this: --C2. Now u know who it is K? C 2 21:02, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

my new sig
this is all thanks 2 UberPhoeb, so because of this i will give support 2 his very special cause. --C 2  21:25, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

User:Ccbermanzzpedia/Monkeying Around

My contributions

 * User contributions click on it go on, go it. i dare ya. do it, i don't care.


 * [] click this, too, haha.


 * [[2]] sweet pic


 * [] one of my jams! hahah!


 * edits

Sub-projects

 * World of the Ocean King


 * quotes for all TP characters


 * anything else to tie up my time

My favorite pages
(Noteice) I WILL NOT DO THIS DUMB LITTLE THING BECAUSE....... i'm lazy and don't care. so do you got it now?
 * [[3]]
 * [[4]]
 * [[5]] (this is actually to help me with editing, but go ahead and click on it will help you too.)

A Notice to Myself
CC, follow these instrucktions very closely. After you have gotten rid of the Twilight in Lanayru Provience, but before you go to the Lakebed Temple, go to Telma's Bar and go through. This is were The Group should be if you remebered properly, and they should be hostile towards you. Write Down What They Say. And put it onto The Resistance pages and all there pages. 20:34, October 4, 2009 (UTC)

For My Convience borrowed from Triforce 14 (b/c copying is the best form of flattery)
and now borrowed from Baltro b/c this will add a little more.

my history
(my history is just a stupid little thing, really. so shut up and listen.) K. once awhile ago, there was a guy named Ccbermanzzpedia. he loved is name so much that he created a user name called Ccbermanzzpedai, with the password: Ccbermanzzpedia (not! but go on and try if you dare). And everything he ever named was, guess what? Ccbermanzzpedia! Alright!?!?! then one day he killed his whole villiage when they did not let him change the villiage name to, ummmmmmmm..............???????&lt;LFGRGKERPGKRGRkrgjroihrhrue091247328973094745R$^%$@#$&%#@%^#$%$ oh yeah, Ccbermanzzpedia. The way he killed them was by branding Ccbermanzzpedia all over their bodies in hot iron. I myself am just a demon spirt who has found out his password and is now running this! EVIL STARE! EVIL LAUGH! (not!) JK, wasn't that just a load of bull? but yet i was tempted to do it anyway because i like being stupid. actually i don't really know how to do much with computers, but i'm doing this anyway because i like zelda enough. i own tp, ww, ph, and something else, but i lost it and forgot about a long time ago. why Ccbermanzzpedia? don't look at me just kinda has a ringtone to it, no? why does CC always say K. and not capatilize anything else? well the story behind it is (not stupid but true): My sisters had a friend who text messaged a lot, about 20,000 a year, and in what that friend would alway say in response is: K., but to spight my sister the friend would always go back through the history and copy a K from another message and when the text came up it said that their was something copied on the text. this is where i go the idea. sorry about the general vagueness of what i say but i don't really like giving out personal info about myself. just a thing but someone smart will look at what i've said prevoiusly and might be able to figure it out.

Shoutbox
In order to join the shoutbox, you must upload it on your widget dashboard. To do that you must first go to the top of your Zeldapedia screen and click More. There will be a pop down menu and the third one down will say "Manage Widgets", click on it. You will immediately see a green row that comes up at the top of your Zeldapedia screen. Scroll right until you see "Shout Box" apear with the sub-header "See who's online and chat with your friends". There will be a small green plus sign(+) right after it says "Shout Box" click it and badda-bing badda-boom you now have the shoutbox! You may change the size the around by clicking on the little wrench in the top right corner, next to a grey "X". It will then allow you to change the limit to a maximum of 50 and a minium of 1. You may remove the shoutbox at anytime by clicking on the "X" next to the wrench.

things about me
I am very lazy, and do have a life, but only get around to it when I feel like it. I kinda, sorta, make Jokes, and if i am will tell you, (JK) or in case I do not care to (parenthessis around it) just JK. I over explain things, and am a little egotistical, sound I make myself sound smarter than I let on. (not sayin' i ain't smart, just sayin' i like the ego *boost*!) I find it sad that I like the ego *boost* I get from "sounding smartish". I, while over explaining everything, do not like to write great epics, on my user page. I, hope you find my user page funny. I, find it pitiful, that I care what you think of my user page. I, don't care about grammar to much, but I always check what I've written for correctness. In real life, I have terrible hand writing, and it is very messy. So, that's why I'm skiping lines, here. (force of habbit) I hate, with a burning passion, disargreements. And will take all arguments, (disagreements) personlally, and will try to resolve them as soon as is possible. I guess I'm sarcasstic, but hay, I maybe wrong, but most people call me that, so sure (Kray-zs) I really hate who are up tight. And I myself, am tight, so I hate myself. I hate even more, people who are uptighter than me. If you believe either of the two comments above this won, that is sad, K. Esspecially because, right above that I sad I was sarcastic. Wow, you whould never going find out anything about me because...........I like it it that way. I, have a habbit of saying, K. no? and punk (or aternitavley PUNK!, Punk!, Punk, Pnk, or ha ha Loser) so take no offense, K? You got me on that? Good. I had a feeling, you didn't. Shh...I'm really Micheal Jackson, and Micheal Jackson's gotcha! I like, quit a bit actually (contray to other people's opinions), the Zelda franchise and like editing this site. Because people who love the Zelda franchise, and love editing this site (no offence, this just applies to me) 1. Are crazy that they love a video game and want to marry it, practically. 2. Have no lives, whitch I'd said is not true about myself. 3. I don't know, there's something about these people that offsets me. I am though a Zelda fan, through and through. I have a wii/ds, obivously, and you can try to track me down if you can narrow me down, from 30 million Wii's out there, so happy hunting! No, I'm not a troll. Just so all you Kray-zs know. Add Kray-zs to the list of things I like to say, it new and I've taken a liking to it. So, now do you think you find in nearly 7 billion people, yes? Ha ha sarcastic punks. no? obiously, you truthful people, learn to tell a lie! or at the very least, have a sense of humor!--CC

Friends
Yay! People who are my friends!(friends is actually a very poor word to use, but i use it none-the-less :P) -eh tbc cant think of anybody else! sry!
 * User:BetweenBlack&amp;White He's cool.
 * User:Lisa URAQT fixed this page, and is a nice person :)
 * User:Metroidhunter32 generally a good person as well
 * User:Baltro great editor and person
 * User:Darknut15 many reasons, nice
 * User:The Midna always nice to talk too
 * User:Meep Meep only on once or twice a month, and normally talks to me then so yeah

Important villain list
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about rightys
now, after seeing Oni Dark Link's whole speel about leftys i feel that now that there is a lefty pride movement, i should make a righty pride movement. as(in the country i live in anyways) women and men are supposed to be equals, that must meen that rightys and leftys must be treated as equals. so i.e. rightys get there own pride group as well! and we get to highlight important rightys! w00t w00t!

Meh: well duh. as founder and head of the board of rightys, it was just a matter of time that me would be the first to be elected into the hall of fame. my speach includes: "....as we rightys strive to better the world and put the lefty up-starts in their places, we shall become the happiest in the world in all know worlds! and as we are the only know world with sentient life on it, then we have already acheived that dream! but if this statement is true, then there is a paradox b/c that meens we are the unhappiest in all know worlds. see the problem?...."

almost everybody else(excluding leftys :P): well again, duh. there are so many of us that we only need to have to members in the hall of fame. we will showcase important to people who are rightys in its half of the hall of fame. in fact, this is all that we need.

plan of attack
this is were we talk about leftys..........i.e. the eniemies. and yet as this is on Zeldapedia, and one of the main characters is a lefty and has a huge following, who shall go un-nammed(psssttt link, incase you didn't click the link), this creates a problem. but there is a way to fix that! this is Zeldapedia not Un-nammedpedia, we can entirely discredit this.

well lets just say as this is a public place, we cannot go deeper, as of yet. we shall be holding meetings in <s.our head-quaters until futher noticed. because i have just posted the location of the headquaters they have been moved. i will not tell you were.

so we have come to a conclusion! all rightys are better than leftys(dugh), but instead of working with them and being friendsly masters, we shall ignore them and be the crewlest most diabolical masters ever know! and in doing so, after 10 minutes of oppression we shall once again begin the game of who is the best, and name calling. but this time, they know what we can do if we turn 10 minutes into 10 years!

problem
what about ambi-dexterous people? were do they fit in? as they are neither true leftys nor true rightys, what to do? this can be a way to unite rightys and leftys under one cause, and finally lead to peace between the two sides. and after we have put the leftys back in there place, and ultimaltely ambi's we shall create a caste system! the rightys being the highest, leftys in the middle, and ambi's at the bottom. And b/c the majority of the population is a righty, we shall devide the rightys into 3 separte classes with a top, bottom, and middle, based on how many rightys, leftys and ambi's there are in a family. just image, a perfect utopia, were rightys, leftys and ambi's are in their places. :)

another one: i forgot what to say. im at a total loss...... no thread to read into...... well lets just talk about were animals shall fit into this. i would think that they should be in the same place as they were when it was before the perfect utopia, but they would actually be in a higher place! you know two or three levels above were they are right now, but still below ambi's. so that means they are totally the in the same place, except we're all vegitairans! (grumble grumble i HATE tofu....)

yet another: BREAKING NEWZ!! i just remebered what i waz about to write! kk so what about people with no hands? neither right, left, or ambi, they are the TRUE conundrum! well, as i see it, they dont count! at all! below animals, insects, and plagues they are nothings and shouldnt even be looked at. we shall caste them out of our glorious society of righttastan! yeas righttastan, that is the new name of the utopia! now i have already explained how righttastan will work, and how it looks, so.....o wait how it looks? well, it will look much like the mordern day US, except everybody will speak english and there wont be poor gehttos b/c we have a caste system, so i.e. gehttos shall be null! and there will be no races, just rightys, leftys, ambi's, and so on. you shall not be black, whilte, hispanic, asian, or russian, but right, left, ambi, animal, (and them). see? isnt it just perfect? no? TO BAD, im the sole dictator(who else?) and have a consul with a few selecte rightys. >:) (more to come)

note: this is obiviously sarcasm, so don't hate on me! this is a joke! JSYK

Sigs
Put these when you look at my user page, thanx(threats a ROYALLY DUMB! so dont even bother! jeez the nerve of some people!)

I'm the first one? Wow, that's weird.06:00, 22 July 2009 (UTC)MaloMart (talk)

death to righttastan! Oni Dark Link 21:19, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Meep Meep Meep (talk) 22:54, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

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