User:DarkXSamus

DarkXSamus is an asshole found on the planet Earth. This is most appropriately referred to as the Red Fish from the Sea, aka DS, which appropriately refers to itself as the Lord of Corruption and other such articles relating to the entire subject which means that songs are often only five minutes and one can tell when they are going to end because contemporarily it is highly illegal to write with a laptop or any other such writing instrument and all written work has to be done by hand. Oh yeah, and KaDee Strickland is hot. But then again, many other such monsters will undoubtedly pursue Link the Loincloth, out through disastrous attitudes such as horizontal hexes and resurrected beavers. I think you are the source of trouble around here, as Zelda supposedly tells Link long after a long resurrected battle between good and weevil in the form of Ganondorf Dragmire, king of evil thieves on Svalbard. Nah, really, just kidding, ya know...

Ganondorf tends to have a weakness for the fishing rod during the final battle in Twilight Princess which technically means that Zant is the stronger villain, but who cares, because surely it's funnier if Ganondorf is killed by the fishing rod? Who cares about anything? Who cares for a crave? Homo sapiens don't give a damn, and the music played during the Stallord boss fight is coincidentally a remix of the music played during a) the boss fight of Diababa, and also the Volvagia boss fight from Ocarina of Time. Was anyone aware that the Oot is actually the instrument Link obtains in the game itself, and not just the title of the game? Pow.

Arbiter's Grounds
Link would jump up in midair one template at a time, trying to unfuse the vastness of the dark atrocities from his head. However, this was all futile, as first Midna, then Zelda would jeer at him. Unfortunately nobody gives a shit about politics these days, and the ones who do seem retarded. Nevertheless, nobody actually cares about anything anymore, so why don't you just leave this to me, and I'll worry about.. KABAM. Ganondorf attacks and ultimately Hyrule Castle is in ruins, leaving behind the only true explanation for the final fate of destiny of Hyrule in chaos. In other words, Link.

Link
Link, the young Hero of Time, otherwise known as the Hero of Ages, the Hero of Seasons, the Hero of Winds and the Hero of Light, is ultimately bossed around constantly during the events of the Wind Waker: first by Tetra on board the pirate ship, then by King Daphnes Nonhansen Hyrule during his quest to find his sister. And he was only trying to find his sister, for Din's sake! Did Link never wonder where the goddesses learnt it all? If this is not curious enough, about the only curious thing concerning the events of Ocarina of Time is why didn't Ganondorf kill Link when he had the chance? Like send Stalfos to ambush Link in the Shadow Temple? Or perhaps just use the complete Triforce to kill him in his own castle? He had the complete Triforce, for Nayru's sake! Or perhaps there's more...

Heh heh heh
The favourite and final laugh uttered by Ganon. Ultimately his patent for laughter lessens in each game, e.g. Twilight Princess and the Wind Waker.

Speculation
There has been some speculation that the Dark Lord Ganondorf in every Zelda game is in fact the same being, just with different powers and abilities. This is highly unlikely, as some would say, as thousands of years occur between Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess, but since when has time mattered in Zelda? Of course, there has been some events which have completely changed the landscape of the features of Hryule, as seen here, but inevitably nobody knows the true story. One can only assume that Ocarina of Time was the first game and then the timeline was split at the end, one universe triggering the dimension of Twilight Princess, another triggering the events of The Wind Waker. As is the case with Link, he is always replaced, and the first ever Zelda was cursed into an endless sleeping pattern, eventually resulting, inevitably, in all her heirs being named Zelda, because apparently she expired in her sleep. Ahh, poor thing. This never seems to work.

Conclusion
Anyway, I am now going to say that I give you my full thanks for watching and reading my page, which shall now suck. Many people seem to think that this is undoubtedly the work of a corrupted mind, such as those which reside in the Twilight Realm, but everyone on Earth is mad, and the Titans have proved it so, so why shouldn't we? Well, lettuce proceed.