User:Scathee

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About Me
I am a little boy who obsessive over the Zelda series. Actually I am a talented singer and instrument player. I played Legend of Zelda theme in a symphony (sorta). I can also sing it... but still. I love to restore this wiki! Ask me about TP and PH, anything you need to restore, it's mine!! Rollback User!

Muahaha! As of 23:16, 9 June 2008 (UTC), I have the LONGEST userpage, making mine the BEST userpage... I am adding more, too. like a Fanfic Preview, making it longer. HA!

1k Edits, June 10

About Me Involved With Fullmetal Alchemist
SO far, i've been reading the Fullmetal Alchemist series. I'm on the latest chapter, and I'm reading over it again. But someone walked up to me (or emailed me) saying 'How do you afford all the books?'. I replied 'I don't buy them, fool! I read them online!' So I decided to tell you the website. It is Onemanga.com (this Link is FMA) This one is The Main site..

I've also been thinking, when people have to "g2g" or "gtg" or just "gotta go" or "get off", they'll want to know their place. So i decided to make a place marker for everyone's reading.

Place marker Test Tool
This'll go somewhere else soon, its a test.

Here's the form of the place marker

User:: Book they are reading (link it) Chapter they are on (if so), Page they are on. br

I know Onemanga does it by chapters, so if thats what you're reading, go ahead.

STARTING:

U b  e  r  P  h  o e b: FMA, Chapter 8, page 10 This is my like 5th time reading, though.

Top 7 Users on this Wiki
Based on the Widget:


 * 1) ShutUpNavi
 * 2) Fused Shadow
 * 3) Richard1990
 * 4) AuronKaizer
 * 5) Oath to Order
 * 6) Thai420
 * 7) LadyNorbert

Grats everyone! I hope to see my name on there soon!

Fanfic
My fanfic!

Played
WW

TP

OoT

PH

FSA

FS

OoS

OoA

LoZ

ALttP

MC

Playing Now
TP (5th time through)

OoT

Wanted:
All the rest!

Timeline
Hyrulean Civil War |                    Imprisoning War (Ocarina of Time) /            \       The Great Flood               Majora's Mask |                          |       The Wind Waker            Ganondorf's Execution |                          |      Phantom Hourglass         Zant's Invasion of Hyrule |                  (Twilight Princess) Link and Tetra find and             | establish a new Hyrule. Agahnim becomes a host for Ganondorf's soul. |                          |     War of the Bound Chest         War of the Wizard |                 (A Link to the Past) The Minish Cap                    | |                   Revival of Ganon Four Swords          (Oracle of Seaons/Ages) |                          |    Four Swords Adventures     Awakening of the Wind Fish |                  (Link's Awakening) One of the Zeldas is put to sleep until Zelda II. |    The Legend of Zelda |   The Adventure of Link

Ehh, Thanks Hero of Time 87 for this Timeline, its logical beyond beleif, but I can't fix it up, because I'm bad at that kind of stuff... lol... okay, Thanks!

Hylian Battles
hey! Check out Hylian Battles Card game!

MY Important Meatbag Villain list
Copyright, 2008, UberPhoeb MeatbagPhoeb prductions (don't forget strikthrough productions, too!). Then theres me becoming ruler of the world soon, that'll happen! I CREATED THIS... THIS IS MINE!

Part 1 ~ Remember this

 * 1) Never call your master meatbag
 * 2) When you dethrone someone, don't forget to behead them...
 * 3) Never eat meat from a bag!
 * 4) Give UberPhoeb pie
 * 5) Give UberPhoeb power
 * 6) Remember to NOT give any family member power...
 * 7) Don't give powerful, influential people power
 * 8) Don't give heroes power
 * 9) Don't raid until you have at least 1,000 troops, and make sure they are strong
 * 10) Don't go into the battle field unless you've won in chess against the enemies leader
 * 11) When eating pie, always use a fork! ♥Mommy-kins ☻
 * 12) Take Number eleven out of this list
 * 13) Copyright this in the name of vain!
 * 14) name a mountain Wrath
 * 15) Name another mountain death mountain
 * 16) Use a napkin! ♥Mommy-kins ☻
 * 17) Don't let my mother into my room
 * 18) Stop living with my mother
 * 19) Lock this List up, so only I can edit this
 * 20) Kill everybody who doesn't like me
 * 21) Rename humans Sheikah
 * 22) Make Sheikah have cooler names than "Poindexter"
 * 23) Re-do the password on the safe every day when I get into power
 * 24) Don't phail myself when I'm age 20, like half of Americans do.
 * 25) Take over Italy first, then Japan, then China, so we get the major countries
 * 26) Don't destroy Luxembourg, buy it...
 * 27) Get Belgium for the food
 * 28) Make a wine named after me
 * 29) name it UberWine... more like PhoebWine ☺
 * 30) Make the Uber Wineries, which makes wine that brain controls drinkers.
 * 31) Make the wine so good it's irresistable
 * 32) Make the wine have a good smell
 * 33) Make my subjects drink it
 * 34) Create a giant multi-floor dungeon inside my castle, and make it impossible to navigate.
 * 35) Don't hide dungeon keys or boss keys in chests
 * 36) Have the dungeon keys behind this list in the sage
 * 37) When you take over the whole world, remember to think about me! ♥Mommy-kins ☻
 * 38) Make sure Mom is beheaded when I am in power
 * 39) Never ask fro directions
 * 40) When I take over the entire world, do 2 things:
 * 41) Never think about mother
 * 42) Create an artificial land-mass called Hyrule, and make the perfect climate
 * 43) Kill anyone named Ganondorf, or with the last name Dragonmire
 * 44) Or anything related...
 * 45) make sure nobody has any thoughts, so nobody can take over the throne
 * 46) Kill the 7 sages
 * 47) Have Zant be my royal jester
 * 48) make Link NOT be the Hero of Time
 * 49) If Link tries not to die, lock him in the dungeon
 * 50) Don't put any heart pieces or heart containers in the dungeon
 * 51) Kill Zelda first
 * 52) Never think about mother
 * 53) Kill all siblings
 * 54) Make sure nobody can have babies
 * 55) Make sure everyone has immortal youth and life
 * 56) Me first
 * 57) Especially me
 * 58) Never give up on trying to buy Luxembourg
 * 59) After Hyrule is created, make its inhabitants be in costumes, and mimic all the Legend of Zelda games.
 * 60) Only I can be Ganondorf
 * 61) Only who i choose may be Hero of Time (Link)
 * 62) Only I can do what I want
 * 63) Make Part 2 Laws
 * 64) First law is candy
 * 65) Second is immortal
 * 66) third is infinite youth
 * 67) Make sure this section has 100 things
 * 68) Make an Anime called: Fulliron Villain
 * 69) make it a spinoff of FMA
 * 70) Read all Anime
 * 71) Every Book, Every Volume, Every chapter, Every Page, Every Screen, Every Speach Bubble, Every Word, Every letter
 * 72) Make a new restaurant called IRULE (International Restaurant under Lords Everything)
 * 73) Become #1 in Top Villains in the Magazine: Villains Monthly
 * 74) Be on the front cover on Villains Monthly
 * 75) Be 12 for 12 on Villains Monthly ' s #1 spot
 * 76) Be 12 for 12 on Villains Monthly ' s Cover
 * 77) Make sure all video games are sent to me for testing, then Zant can play my Uber-Challenge, which for Zant, I will make it IMPOSSIBLE
 * 78) Work on the evil laugh (muahahehe... no...)
 * 79) Make a real Ocarina that can pause time
 * 80) make a crazy person named Majora run around with a mask shaped like a heart yelling crazy stuff
 * 81) Ban Zant from crack
 * 82) Make sure you smoke a pack a day AT LEAST
 * 83) Make sure this is number 80.1
 * 84) Make sure there are 19 more
 * 85) start the countdown here, at 18
 * 86) Make sure Midna doesn't get to ride the wolves
 * 87) Put up a sign that says "Dont ride the Wolves, or Wolfos"
 * 88) Make sure Stalfos are banned from coming within a 10 foot radius of anyone ('cept Link)
 * 89) have Stalfos in the dungeon
 * 90) Make stalfos invincible when fighting Link
 * 91) Make Ocarina songs that make flames/ice
 * 92) Make sure the title "Hero of Time" actually goes to "Hero of Time 87", not Link
 * 93) make sure this is number 90
 * 94) Good
 * 95) Make sure that Midna is locked up in a cage, and have an image of Wolf Link saying "How does that feel?" to her
 * 96) Make sure I own the triforce
 * 97) Ban the Triforce from ever being seen by anyone, it may dispell the wine!
 * 98) have an evil overlord try to take over, but he be way too weak
 * 99) We only need 5 more! ♥Mommy-kins ☻
 * 100) Kill mother now
 * 101) Make the army
 * 102) Have a bunch of immortals in it
 * 103) Make me immortal
 * 104) Lead the immortals, and finish this list, NOW.

Part 2 ~ Laws
Now that i am ruling, i can make laws of what my followers must do, muahahahahahahahahah! (See, got the laugh!)
 * 1) All citizens shall: Eat Candy every day
 * 2) Scientist shall Create an Immortality potion, and all citizens must drink it
 * 3) Scientists shall Create an infinite youth potion, and all citizens must drink that
 * 4) If any citizen has a baby, they and the baby will be executed
 * 5) Scientists shall Create Alchemy
 * 6) Scientists then shall Master Alchemy
 * 7) Scientists shall create and Master human transmutation
 * 8) Scientists will be renamed after laws 5, 6, and 7 are put into place
 * 9) Our alchemists (scientists) must create Humans that are perfect
 * 10) Our alchemists must create Hylians
 * 11) Our alchemists must do the following:
 * 12) create Zora
 * 13) create Gorons
 * 14) create kokiri
 * 15) create Twili
 * 16) create Deku
 * 17) create All other LoZ races
 * 18) Our energy must come from people running in a gerbil wheel, when people die, they will be replaced.
 * 19) Everybody must be evil, or they shall be executed, then transmuted into an evil villain.
 * 20) All male citizens must join the army at age 13, and train until age 18, then the not worthy will run the gerbil wheel
 * 21) When we are raiding, the female citizens must make weapons and clothing for the male citizens, if not, they will be executed, or ran to death by the gerbil, whichever comes first
 * 22) All citizens not obeying the law, will have an equal or greater penalty, Thus the law of equivalent exchange
 * 23) The law of equivalent exchange is in effect, which means, if something is to be made (or sold) something of equal (or sometimes greater) value must be lost.
 * 24) No citizen shall leave the boundaries of the land we own. If so, they will be executed immediately.
 * 25) No citizen shall talk about anywhere outside of the land we own. if so, they shall be executed immediately.
 * 26) If any citizen breaks something that isn't theirs, based on value, they will have a great punishment.
 * 27) No citizen shall steal anything
 * 28) No citizen shall bear arms or weaponry under the age of 13.
 * 29) No women shall join the army
 * 30) No women shall hold firearms
 * 31) Nobody shall come in contact with the Lord of all, unless appointing a meeting a month beforehand, unless it's a ABSOLUTE emergency.
 * 32) Anybody who has an ABSOLUTE emergency, must have verification with the Lord's bodyguards.
 * 33) The Timezones shall be renamed to fit the Lord. Anybody with a good name for the timezones shall be RICH
 * 34) No citizen shall ever curse until the age of 13, any time before that, and they will be put into the dungeon
 * 35) Any citizen who escapes the dungeon, shall be beheaded or executed
 * 36) There is only 1 cell phone provider, and they must have unlimited everything for free, even long distance calls, and it will have a fav 50, and part 3 will be my fav 50.

Part 3 ~ Fav 50

 * 1) The castle phone
 * 2) Mother's cell (No, I actually didn't kill her...)
 * 3) Zant
 * 4) Ye Old Royal Body guard 1
 * 5) Ye Old Royal Body guard 2
 * 6) Ye Old Royal Body guard 3
 * 7) Ye Old Royal Body guard 4
 * 8) Ye Old Royal Body guard 5
 * 9) Ye Old Royal Body guard 6
 * 10) Ye Old Royal Body guard 7
 * 11) Ye Old Royal Body guard 8
 * 12) Ye Old Royal Body guard 9
 * 13) Ye Old Royal Body guard 10
 * 14) The Ye Old Royal Body guard Hiring Co. (If I need more than 10)
 * 15) Jester International (for Zant)
 * 16) Ganondorf
 * 17) Death to Link Club
 * 18) Dying Fan
 * 19) Loving Fan
 * 20) Hot Fan
 * 21) Portable Fan Comapny
 * 22) Overhead Fan Co. (The castle gets hot when the AC breaks)
 * 23) Erik the Appreciator or Hungry Paperweight
 * 24) Puff, the Ebil Dragon (he lives under the bridge >=D)
 * 25) The Brave little Toaster (Hey, sometimes I need a waffle or a bagel)
 * 26) Numba 25 (wow, odd placing for this one....)
 * 27) Numa-Numa Dude
 * 28) Those distraction guys
 * 29) XXXXX (hey, i gotta see how much kb his userpage is so I can beat him!)
 * 30) Griff (Gotta make them cardzz)
 * 31) Gamer07 (Well... same as X)
 * 32) Mr kmil (same as Gamer and X)
 * 33) Mr Murch (I have his AIM...)
 * 34) Emem123292 For TG stuff
 * 35) Nintendo Creators
 * 36) Youtube (wait... the actually phone # of youtube?!)
 * 37) Numba 37 (I just HAVE to have Numba 37, he like.... made the picture for the Diminisher)
 * 38) Ed Elric (a head state alchemist [he got his arm/leg back])
 * 39) Al Elric (a head alchemist [he got his body back])
 * 40) Winry Rockbell (gotta get the automail [or teh hotness])
 * 41) Hohenheim (Duh...)
 * 42) Roy Mustang (military access)
 * 43) Riza Hawkeye
 * 44) Ryoma Echizen
 * 45) Gluttony
 * 46) Wrath
 * 47) Envy
 * 48) Pride
 * 49) Numba 49
 * 50) The Final Dude.... Teh Diminisher! (Ryu Suyaki/Numba 50)

Clubs
Clubs I'm part of: ← Triforce Gathering I co-lead

← The 7 Sages I'm Shadow

←Hyrule Council I'm Kokiri Leader

Best of These 3 Clubs TG 7 Sages Hyrule Council I can't vote D=

Signatures
Page Signing... After a few, I'll send 2 talk page

What I Believe

 * Oracle of Ages and Season were throwaway games to keep Zelda players quiet before the next game
 * Skull Kid's are Hylian Children, not Kokiri
 * Kokiri grow with the Deku Tree
 * The Kokiri ran into the forest after Faron took over the Deku Sprout
 * Link's name is actually something different, but they named him Link for his strong Link with the Triforce
 * The Tetraforce belongs to Vaati, and it is called the Magic (Power Courage Wisdom Magic)
 * The triforce cannot be touched by Hylians and Humans alike
 * Ganondorf can, he's Gerudo.
 * Princess Ruto should have wisdom ~_~
 * The games are phony, and the whole thing is Link dreaming of adventures (that explains his different selfs in different time periods, same with Ganon)
 * Ganondorf's last name is Dragmire
 * Gerudo males are born once per 100 years, but Gerudo females are born once every 100 minutes
 * Gerudo evolved from an ancient tribe of theives called criminals
 * Humans (of our time) evolved into Hylians, but some stayed Humans
 * The whole Legend of Zelda series happens in 25,000 years, when the world is wiped out, someone restarts it and names it Hyrule.
 * Jolene from Phantom Hourglass is a gerudo theif (the one with the sword you fight in OoT), and her sister, Joanne the mermaid is Nabooru.

My Contests
Okay, contests!

Youtube
WINNERS THUS FAR: Emem123292


 * 1) Find me a video where a magician claps and does magic (There are a lot of 'em)
 * 2) Find me a video with a person in an empty suit of armor that isn't Al Elric
 * 3) Find me a video where a cokadoodle-doo, and a cow goes moo.
 * 4) Find me a video where the Sky and the ocean are green, and the land is blue.
 * 5) Find me a video where Link saves the day, and ganon is in his grave s1-1clIqwV4&amp

Page Hunting
WINNERS THUS FAR:


 * 1) On Wikipedia: The main page of this wiki
 * 2) On this wiki:The User with the MM
 * 3) On FF Wiki, OtO's talk bubble (post it on here)
 * 4) Anywhere: The longest Fanfic made by Zeldapedians
 * 5) This Wiki: The Userpage that started it all (the creators userpage)

That's it! Happy hunting! ~` Uber Phoeb (Fic Walkthrus Fullmetalpedia) Winners get something Nice! (only the youtube section)

Comments

 * Grats Emem! ~` Uber Phoeb (Fic Walkthrus Fullmetalpedia)

Suggestions
Suggest a contest (Put the riddle here, I'll verify it, then email me the answer if I say yes) If you are putting multiple suggestions, put Users Suggestions (br) (=< and )=> than add #'s...

Polls
The following are my polls Ugliest Ganon (beast) Vaati (Wind Mage) Majora (Reincarnated) Zant (With Mask) Zant (No Mask) Ganondorf Nabooru TP Sages TP Dark links Dark link The Fat Twili from TP Other All of the above

Favorite Villain: Dark Link Vaati Ganondorf Zant The Diminisher Majora Bellum Favorite OoT Mask (OoT ONLY): Keaton Mask Skull Mask Spooky Mask Bunny Hood Goron Mask Zora Mask Gerudo Mask Mask of Truth Favorite OoT Item: Slingshot Bombs Silver Scale Boomerang Hookshot Bow Goron Tunic Megaton Hammer Zora Tunic Iron Boots Longshot Lens of Truth Hover Boots Silver Gauntlets Mirror Shield Golden Gauntlets Bombchus Golden Scale Favorite PH Item: Boomerang Shovel Fishing Rod Bombs Bow Bombchu Grappling Hook Hammer Phantom Sword Favorite TP Item: Fishing Rod Wooden Sword Ordon Sword Ordon Shield Wooden Shield Gale Boomerang Iron Boots Hero's Bow Bombs Bomb Arrows Hylian Shield Water Bombs Zora Armor Clawshot Master Sword Spinner Coral Earing Ball and Chain Dominion Rod Horse Charm Double Clawshot Light Sword Who has the best userpage? OtO AK Richard XXXXX(who will fall to my length of userpage!) FS Me!(this is your vote) Altar BH SUN SF TatlTael Thai LadyNorbert Lord link Dj Emem Griff Gamer07 (who shall fall to my userpage length soon! HoT87 Hero fo Twilight Mr Murch Mr kmil PCWT username Zara User-Page End.