Zeldapedia:Temple of Courage



Welcome to the Temple of Courage, where various characters from the Legend of Zelda series battle out on a semi-weekly basis! You, the people, are the deciding factors in these matches. Functionally, all of these battles are popularity contests and not "battles" as such. For instance, in a boss vs. boss fight, we suggest that you vote for the one you like the most rather than whether or not one enemy would beat another in a legit fight. This is only a suggestion, though.

If you have an account and have at least 50 mainspace edits, you can suggest a fight or vote or comment on others on the suggestions sub-article.

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Week 116: Gage vs. Makar
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 * style="width: 100%; background: #DDDDDD; padding: 5px" colspan="6"| LLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNN! For mysterious and unexplainable reasons, the TEMPLE. OF. COURAGE!!! is a bit delayed this week. A moment of silence for all those who died while waiting in line outside the arena, for they are the greatest heroes of them all. ...Okay, so let's bring on the battle! This week, we have a battle between two legendary sages/musicians who aid the hero in their respective quests. Let's meet our guys here.
 * style="width: 100%; background: #DDDDDD; padding: 5px" colspan="6"| LLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNN! For mysterious and unexplainable reasons, the TEMPLE. OF. COURAGE!!! is a bit delayed this week. A moment of silence for all those who died while waiting in line outside the arena, for they are the greatest heroes of them all. ...Okay, so let's bring on the battle! This week, we have a battle between two legendary sages/musicians who aid the hero in their respective quests. Let's meet our guys here.

In the light green corner is the Lokomo Sage of the Forest Realm, who plays a cello. The hero plays a special song together with him, restoring some of the Spirit Tracks of the Forest Realm. Later, he aids Link in his final battle against the evil Demon King. THIS. IS. GAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!

In the light brown corner is a Korok who plays a violin that is much too big for him. First, he is rescued from the Forbidden Woods by the hero, allowing him to play the violin to fulfill the Korok Ceremony and ensure a fruitful harvest. Later, he is discovered to be the Sage of Wind, and together with the hero, he braves the Wind Temple, and helps restore power to the Master Sword. THIS. IS. MAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

And now, you all know how it goes, so LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!!
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Votes for Gage

 * 1) At least he wasn't an annoying, facepalm-inducing waste of time and energy like Makar. He's still as bland as a McDonald's coffee, though. --Auron  Kaizer !  04:07, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) Yay, I was hoping for this fight! I like Lokomo songs and I haven't met Makar in The Wind Waker. Plus, I know that this guy plays an important role.--Black Dragon Laguz 11:49, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) i like gages fro more then makars leaf --Digdogger (talk) 18:22, September 14, 2010 (UTC)\
 * 4) this was a hard pick for me, but I like gage a lot, even though I like makar's song more... That being said, I absolutely love the lokomo songs and I don't see how people have problems with them.--Hylianhero777 (talk) 19:45, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 5) Even though I hated playing the songs, I thought once I got the songs to play they were kinda cool. Wait...I should've voted for WW celtic tunes!!! Oh well...--ComeBackKing (talk) 23:30, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 6) Am I the only one that enjoyed the songs here? Guess it kinda helped that I took claranet in band. Phoenixdaughter  AM  01:52, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) I like Mr. Hotwheels. He's cooler. 17:48, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 8) LilizelfAzelf: I don't really know who Orca is, never played through WindWaker(sadly)..--LilizelfAzelf (talk) 23:12, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 9) Meep Meep Meep (talk) 01:57, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * 10) I second that Meep --Hydropanda (talk) 00:02, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
 * 11) Why not? Hes losing and I like him.  Rusl   33
 * 12) Makar is a flying tree leaf thing cello violin thing. Gage is a guy in a train chair thing, with a real cello. That leaves it about even, except that Gage has a badass green afro.ThogTheCaveman (talk)

Anonymous votes

 * 1) his music is awesome along with the other songs with the lokomos ( once you manage to play them anyways)
 * 2) I choose gage because he plays cello and that reminds me of Apocalyptica


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Votes for Makar

 * 1) Makar wins with his awesome prayer music, besides, the little guy's like a cute onion. ~Jioplip
 * 2) I dislike everything related to the Lokomo songs. - Is  drak  thül  05:03, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) without him there is no master sword and the master sword is awesome Devdude (talk) 05:15, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 4) Meh... Makar's not one of my favo(u)red characters by any stretch of the imagination, but Gage was not notable to me whatsoever.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  13:43, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 5) He got eaten by a giant plant, give him some slack here, people....~ RavensMill 
 * 6) I like Makar and Gage is a little bland. --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 17:32, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) WW ftw. AnonymousNayru
 * 8) I know this isn't going to do anything for the argument against WW's "kiddy-ness," but when I found out firsthand that I could play as Makar, I was instantly won over by his adorable tingling footsteps.  Portal-  Kombat
 * 9) i loved how he sat on the King of Red Lions head. Perpetualtwilight (talk) 19:02, September 14, 2010(UTC)
 * 10) Makar once killed an Armos Knight when I left him alone. Gage just made me play an annoying song.-- MaloMart  ( talk ) Malo.png 03:00, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 11) I don't know, I just like Makar better? He's more prominent in the story, too. -- Deku  Stick   Master  03:39, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 12) This little guy is just too cute! How can one even play the violin/cello with such stubby little hands? Makar's one of a kind! Nayru's Maiden 04:43, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 13) I don't give a whit for Makar, but I really like his violin music. The Wind God's Aria is just so...catchy. Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:20, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 14) When it comes to a musical-ness-related fight, I only vote for the contestant that is a) more epical. Duh. And b) having a cool theme song. Gage's prayer was eh, but the Wind God's Aria is pretty epical. Dawn Of A New Day  Deku Flight.png
 * 15) He's the wind sage. Emperor Jami 16:41, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 16) Well, I haven't played WW, but WW PWNS and the little dude is just TOO CUTE! ~A Fellow Violinist -- #1 in the Class!
 * 17) Gage wasn't a particularly memorable character. A bit of a rehash of what we have seen before. Also, Gage appears to be based off of Makar, so most of the coolness with Gage probably comes with that. NO CONTEST!!!--  C  2  / C C  03:26, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * 18) The Lokomo songs may quite possibly be my least favorite things in the entire Zelda series. It took me at least half an hour to do the stupid Desert Realm song. If I get stuck in a LoZ game, it should be on a boss or a cool puzzle, not on a stupid instrument. Besides, I got to control Makar, which is always cool. User:Collinsj 17:54, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * 19) Makar wins, all day long. User:lnemf 18:24, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * 20) I love his music and I play the violin! User:Dark Sheik 7:40 September 17, 2010
 * 21) Makar is legit. Gage is cool, too, but Makar's a descendent of the Kokiri. That's really enough for me. CrazyReDead
 * 22) The music. Case closed Metroidman94 (talk)
 * 23) He is so funny and I love violins Lombax war hero (talk)
 * 24) Though he doesn't really stand out for me, he looks cool, and it looks like he's wearing a mask. T h e Midna Laughing.png ™  16:57, September 19, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous votes

 * 1) I used to think he was an onion and not a tree.
 * 2) WW rules!
 * 3) I like him because he has a funny looking face.
 * 4) Makar is amazing, the Koroks and Kokiri are amazing!
 * 5) Makar is awesome, and I enjoy his tunes
 * 6) Half the times I whistle a song, it's Wind God's Aria (Makar's Song). Makar didn't know he had power, so he couldn't help Link for most of the game. As for Gage, he's a Sage with supposedly amazing powers, but all he does is teach Link a song that you use once in the whole game.
 * 7) Go tree people!
 * 8) Makar is cooll!
 * 9) Where should I start? Makar is cute and tiny, I absolutely LOVE his prayer melody and look at those cherries on his bow! Makar is simply bound to win this fight.
 * 10) Gage is weird. Besides, Makar is a walking talking leaf! It's a magical, awesome, walking talking leaf! Gage is just a guy named after a gauge. They can't even spell 'Gauge' right.
 * 11) I so agree with 1 makar is llike a super adorable onion!!
 * 12) Hmmm...Wind God's Aria is EPIC, he rides on the King of Red Lions's head, you can play as him, his instrument is awesomer, and yes...the onion thing.
 * 13) You can fly with makar.
 * 14) so cute!
 * 15) TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!


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Peanut Gallery
I'm thinking Makar will win this Temple of Courage battle.-- Black  Dragon   Laguz   I'm not doing anything suspicious! Really!

I'd love to get ready to "rumbie"...but I have no idea how to "rumbie". Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:24, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * Hey, this is a kid-friendly site! It still was an L, though, just lowercase. --Auron  Kaizer !  22:48, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * When I played Wind Waker, I didn't meet Makar, unfortunately. Also, I didn't even play Wind Waker for that long.-- Black  Dragon   Laguz   I'm not doing anything suspicious! Really!

I wonder if anon vote 10 for Makar knows they meant to misspell Gage, just like Cole, Steem, and all the other train references. Oh well. ThogTheCaveman (talk)

I might have voted for Makar if they told us which kokiri he was --Hydropanda (talk) 14:58, September 18, 2010 (UTC)


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Week 115: Orca vs. Swordsman
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 * style="width: 100%; background: #DDDDDD; padding: 5px" colspan="6"| LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNN! Brought to you in part by Magic Voodoo Chicken, Inc., it's the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! And this week, we have a battle against two legendary fencers of Zelda mythos! It'll be the swordfight of the ages, broadcasted in Age Dee to maximize the viewing experience! The credentials of these two master instructors of the blade will be announced in the ring! Let us go there, now-like!
 * style="width: 100%; background: #DDDDDD; padding: 5px" colspan="6"| LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNN! Brought to you in part by Magic Voodoo Chicken, Inc., it's the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! And this week, we have a battle against two legendary fencers of Zelda mythos! It'll be the swordfight of the ages, broadcasted in Age Dee to maximize the viewing experience! The credentials of these two master instructors of the blade will be announced in the ring! Let us go there, now-like!

In the purple corner is the greatest teacher of the art of the sword on the Great Sea, despite wielding a lance-like implement rather than a sword. A wizened old master, and one of the few still versed in warfare in a time of peace, he instructed the descendant of the legendary Hero of Time in the art of swordplay. Before embarking on the quest that would ultimately result in the defeat of Ganondorf, he gave the hero his first sword. He would also teach the hero the intricacies of the more complex techniques, even teaching him the seldom mastered Hurricane Spin Attack. THIS. IS. OOOOOOOOOORRRRRRCAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

In the brown corner is another revered master of the sword (whose real name is known only to those who have met their end in battle against him), who teaches those worthy (or in the possession of money) in his dojo in Clock Town. For completing his more advanced stages of training, he presents the hero with an item to boost his endurance. Despite being lauded as a man of courage, he (understandably) loses his reserve in the face of the impending destruction of the land of Termina. THIS. IS. THE SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDSMAN!!!

If your mind isn't blown already, trust me when I say it will be once the fight gets underway. If any rapiers should escape the grip of their masters and begin to freely fly around the arena, do not be alarmed, because great insurance payments are given to those who die. Now that we're all fine with that... LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!!
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Votes for Orca

 * 1) Allow me to clarify some of this for you: Orca is the Chuck Norris of Zelda. Put anything in front of him and he will kick its butt fifty ways 'till Sunday. His soul-gazing stare alone is an ender of conflicts, if used properly. And look at him in his artistic depiction over there. He's got bloodlust in his eyes, a smug smirk on his face, and is already either praying that you do not continue past your limitations (in which case, you just plain die), or focusing all of his power into his hand to execute the Karate Chop Of World's End. Swordsman is pretty cool and all, especially his Squadalah technique is nothing to scoff at, but he wouldn't last half a second against Orca's Kamehameha Wave. He's nothing but a badarse, and probably has a confident Scotsman's accent to boot. All I can say is... good luck, Swordsman. Because you will need it to beat OOOOOOOOOOOOORCAAAAAAAAAAA! --Auron  Kaizer !  23:13, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) OOOOOOOORRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAA --Jazzi  BassJapas Japas Artwork.png 23:21, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) I feel sorry for the Swordsman. Or rather, NOT. -- Deku  Stick   Master  23:41, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
 * 4) Hmmm, Orca is awesome, Swordsman is a coward who boasts of false courage and power. ~Jioplip
 * 5) I...don't think I even need to explain.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  04:51, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 6) I call him Oprah.  Super  ( duh... ) Alpaca Doggie Mask.gif 05:08, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) My vote goes to the guy who is invincible. He can take 1000 hits with the master sword and still be as healthy as when the fight started. ~ RavensMil|
 * 8) I bet this guy could fight link forever if he had to! ~User:Majoraswrath1999
 * 9) Orca is really cool old guy, and he gave me my first sword in my first LoZ game. I appreciated that he would give a sword to a somewhat hyperactive green-dressed little boy. Long live Orca! |lun ar|Ch ild 13:02, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 10) I don't know how to/If i'm allowed to fix the numbering, so i'm not going to. But we better fix it quick because if orca sees that the numbering in his fight is mixed up he will use the KARATE CHOP OF WORLD'S END ON US. --Hylianhero777 (talk) 13:47, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 11) Orca is finally here Meep Meep Meep (talk) 15:31, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 12) finaly orca gets a fight! *#*#*#enso8#*#*#* (talk) 16:20, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 13) He's ORCA, for crying out loud.  Besides, if I don't vote for him he'll kick my ass with that spear of his. AnonymousNayru
 * 14) How can you hit him a thousand ties without getting hit three? I cant even hit him once because he can block every attack <font color="#66FFFF">Oni <font color="#7F007F">Dark  <font color="#007A00">Link 17:14, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 15) Orca is just.... cool. Swordsman is interesting, but not memorable.--  C  2  / C C  19:22, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 16) Ok. Lemme clear this for you people. I have NEVER played Wind Waker, but I have seen my brother play it since five-hundred years ago! So, I hear the name "Orca" and I'm like....ugh....is this an animal you could like, shoot or something? I look at the picture and see a shirtless dude.....-.-" Then....~!~!~WHOOOOOOOOOO FLASHBACK~!~!~...and sadly, i don't remember the flashback anymore. But I remember now...that the old dude.....was kick-***... XP ~500 Years Ago...
 * 17) ORCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-- The One And Only Guitar Hero   Talk to TOAOGH |undefined You can't believe everything online, that's what started WW1 19:35, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 18) ORCA!!--Ingo the great (talk) 19:49, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 19) If you don't vote for Orca, you lose. -<font color="#B0E0E6">Minish   <font color="#003366">Link  20:44, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 20) It appears I just lost The Game anyway. What is there to say about Orca anyway except...OOOOORRRRRRCCCCAAAAAAA!!!!! Jedimasterlink (talk) 17:57, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * 21) The apprentice has become the master and the master has become the apprentice. Emperor Jami 18:27 September 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * 22) Orca all the way. This guy could take hits like nobody's business! He was the classic master: "Can't do it? Do it BETTER!" All there is to it. CrazyReDead
 * 23) This vote is just digging the hole deeper; this contest is already decided Ricorum (talk) 04:29, September 8, 2010
 * 24) I'm voting for Orca because I like him better than the other guy.-- MaloMart ( talk ) Malo.png 04:36, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
 * 25) Orca is a true blademaster so he deserves to win this fight.~User:CerberuΣ GR
 * 26) Orca is cool. The swordsman is a random Hippie.
 * 27) While I do hate the Chuck Norris of Zelda (Like I do the Chuck Norris of Hollywood), I hate Aladdin over there more...22:30, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
 * 28) Orca, or more commonly know as "OOORRRCCAA!!", managed to get his own fan-club. On the other hand, Swordsman didn't. <font color="#663300">T <font color="#996600">h <font color="#CC6600">e Midna Laughing.png ™  02:11, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous votes

 * 1) The other guy never actually fights! And WW is so awesome!
 * 2) Orca was way better and actually faught.
 * 3) He does not hide when death is coming to get em.
 * 4) Orca has my vote. The guy from MM doesn't fight with You, also HURRICANE SPIN FTW! 'Nuff said.
 * 5) vote for Orca 8D
 * 6) Orca's cool. And Majora's mask suck
 * 7) Orca actually teaches you something
 * 8) If you've ever found the swordsman on the final day of MM, well, the answer is pretty obvious...
 * 9) I didn't find the Majora Swordsman training very usefull, since I hardly used any of the techniques later on in the game.. Besides, Orca is old, but still strong and agile, why would he lose?
 * 10) Orca gives you a sword, practice, and the Hurricane Spin, which I like very much. The Swordsman rips you off in OoT, and he hides in his little house thingy. He could've at least been smart and hid in the Oceanside Spider House like the one guy that gives you the Giant's Wallet.
 * 11) I agree with the voter directly above me. Also, I like Wind Waker.
 * 12) Orca is better. end of story.


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Votes for Swordsman

 * 1) I might otherwise vote for Orca, but the recent Orca-mania has quite put me off. - Is  drak  thül  00:02, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) I always hated how Orca abused you when you messed up. This guy is much cooler, and he doesn't require 500 sword hits to get a piece of heart. -TriforceofEpicness
 * 3) This guy is cool, I mean, he gives you a Piece of Heart. I can't stand Orca mania. So, this vote goes to a bizarre, yet amazing swordsman.-- Black   Dragon   Laguz   I'm not doing anything suspicious! Really!
 * 4) I kind of like the Swordsman better, but in truth I like them both. This was a hard decision. --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 00:59, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 5) I'll give him a pity vote since I felt sorry for him at the end of MM. Oddball 464 18:20, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 6) Look at his hair --Tj hoffman (talk) 19:29, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) I took one look at Orca, and my left index finger started to pulse with anger.  Portal-  Kombat
 * 8) I completely agree with EveryDayJoe.  Very tough. Darax King Dodongo.png
 * 9) I to Agree with EveryDayJoe it was a very close> BogusBongos2
 * 10) He looks like a hippy. -MentalZ
 * 11) ZeldaSatan SWORDSMAN GAVE ME MAH BOMBCHUS IN OC!!!! GO GO GO!!!

Anonymous votes

 * 1) This guy didn't have any anonymous votes yet, so I solved it.
 * 2) Give him some slack. Really! He isn't the worst is he?


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Peanut Gallery
I have no idea how to vote on this one. I don't like Orca but at the same time I hate hippies. This might be a last minute or no vote this week. --Birdman5589 (talk) 00:25, September 6, 2010 (UTC)


 * Orca gives me the creeps!-- Black  Dragon   Laguz   I'm not doing anything suspicious! Really!

Super Alpaca, OOOOOOOOPPPPPRRRRRAAAAHHHH!-- Reinca  rnation  12:24, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

Um, MWR, your vote is resetting the numbering... |<font color="#003333">lun <font color="#336666">ar|<font color="#336666">Ch <font color="#003333">ild 13:09, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, crap, what did I just do to the layout and can someone fix it for me? It's like the sherr awesomeness of ORCA is glitching up the fight this week.--Hylianhero777 (talk) 13:49, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * Why does Orca have such a following? He's creepy! At least Chuck Norris doesn't look like an old, creepy zombie! Uh oh! I think I migh have ticked off the Orca <3'ers!--.-- Black  Dragon   Laguz   I'm not doing anything suspicious! Really!

Well, at least the intro isn't Orca biased.-- Black  Dragon   Laguz   I'm not doing anything suspicious! Really!
 * I really don't see how it is. MM didn't provide a whole lot of anything to work with regarding the Swordsman. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  17:25, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * He said that it isn't, and I don't think it was sarcasm. - Is drak  thül  17:43, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

PK, you could just set your L-targeting to switch mode. - Is drak  thül  00:16, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * I thin he's referring to the comment Orca makes about your index finger after hitting him a thousand times. That's right Orca can break the forth wall too <font color="#66FFFF">Oni <font color="#7F007F">Dark <font color="#007A00">Link 17:39, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * That's right! Besides, they say that players who select the "HOLD" option for "L TARGETING" are the real "Zelda players!" Portal-  Kombat
 * Hahahaha! Yeah, I read that somewhere in OoT. And if Swordsman loses; I'm going to cry......Well, not really, but it will be sad and expected if he loses.-- Black  Dragon   Laguz   I'm not doing anything suspicious! Really!


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Week 114: Acro-Bandit vs. Hokbok
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 * style="width: 100%; background: #DDDDDD; padding: 5px" colspan="6"| LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Brought to you by Palmoral Sunblock, it's the one-hundred-and-fourteenth battle in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!. This week, we have a battle between two rarely encountered enemies that require repeated usage of weapons to destroy, as they consist of layered segments which must be destroyed one by one. Do not confuse these enemies with the similar strain of cacti, lest you suffer their anger. Let's meet our contestants in the ring!
 * style="width: 100%; background: #DDDDDD; padding: 5px" colspan="6"| LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Brought to you by Palmoral Sunblock, it's the one-hundred-and-fourteenth battle in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!. This week, we have a battle between two rarely encountered enemies that require repeated usage of weapons to destroy, as they consist of layered segments which must be destroyed one by one. Do not confuse these enemies with the similar strain of cacti, lest you suffer their anger. Let's meet our contestants in the ring!

In the yellow corner are enemies that attack only in groups, and are only found near Lon Lon Ranch. If they spot unsuspecting passers-by, they will burst out form underneath the earth and attack them, while standing atop one another. To fully defeat these enemies, the hero must defeat all of them once their "tower" is "razed". THEY. ARE. AAAAAAAAAAAAACROOOOOOO-BAAAAAAAAAANDIIIIIIIIITS!!!

In the orange corner is a curious multi-segmented enemy that bounces around. When damaged, they send the segment bouncing after the hero in an attempt to hit him, and subsequently quicken their pace, making it a challenge for even the hero of Hylian lineage. THIS. IS. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOKBOOOOOOOOK!!!

There will most definitely be multi-hit combos during this fight, so keep your eye on the Ringside Combo Meter we've installed for just such an occasion. If they hit over 42, ladies and gentlemen, you all win the great prize of unmitigated violence! Yeah! Temple of Courage Industries, Inc. takes no responsibility for attendees hit by dislodged body parts! Now then... LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!!
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Votes for Acro-Bandit

 * 1) AAAAAAACROOOOOO!!!! --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  00:50, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) Just... What AK said. ~ Jioplip
 * 3) Sneaky ninja attack! All I can say for this one. --<font color="#FF0000">Пирог <font color=#000080>145
 * 4) Acro-Bandits can form a tower while a Hokbok is just a single enemy with multiple body segments. zdmshadow
 * 5) Do I need to explain?  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  03:06, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 6) Seeing as I have no real preference, I'll go with the stacked ducks. --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 04:31, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) Ducks. with. ninja. masks. NINJA DUCKS. Duuuuucks. -<font color ="#68E0D0">Stars  <font color ="#187868">talk  http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/pyroac/Starssprite.gif 12:17, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 8) I don't even know what Hokboks are, but I have fought Acro-Bandits.Not Spock (talk) 12:32, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 9) GO Orca bandits <font color="#66FFFF">Oni <font color="#7F007F">Dark <font color="#007A00">Link 15:27, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 10) Idk who the other guy is.--DarkTriforce (talk) 21:16, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 11) Ninja duck things pwns pokey rabbit thing. Lincas 1[[File:Vaati (The Minish Cap).gif]] 21:51, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 12) Acro-Bandits have to balance on top of each other and keep steady. Hokboks just have round body segments. It takes a lot of skill to have 5 of those things balance on top of each other, lets see 5 Hokboks stack on top of each other.  Emperor Jami 16:28, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 13) Per AK and Oni. -<font color="#B0E0E6">Minish   <font color="#003366">Link  13:13, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
 * 14) Acro bandits look cooler.Rusl 33 (talk) 22:58, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
 * 15) Ninja ducks rock!!! PandaRanger99 []
 * :) Darax King Dodongo.png
 * 1) They're a lot more fun to fight, really.  Portal-  Kombat
 * 2) Just Better =].--Ingo the great (talk) 02:08, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) It's a freaking stack of ninja ducks! <font color=#3ba0c5>Dawn Of A New Day  <font color=#3ba0c5>(is cool)  Deku Flight.png
 * 4) THEY ARE FREAKIN NINJAS!!!  Super  ( duh... ) Alpaca Doggie Mask.gif 18:14, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous votes

 * 1) Hokbok is a rip off of of one of those cactus things in the mario series. Don't even know what he is anyway. (first annonymous vote)!
 * 2) Hokbok's are copies of Pokey from the Mario series, whereas Acro-Bandits are original.
 * 3) Acro bandits are original and those pokey copies are... well... pokey copies
 * 4) minish cap pwns
 * 5) 5 vs 1, Acro-Bandits win.
 * 6) What is mare awesomtastic than a stack of masked ducklings !??!
 * 7) Acro bandits are cool.
 * 8) Ducks!! Even though I hardly remember those guys I vote for them.. isn't it true that birds eat catterpillers (which is what the other guys look like to me)?


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Votes for Hokbok

 * 1) I have to go with the Pokey on this one. <font color="#663300">T <font color="#996600">h <font color="#CC6600">e Midna Laughing.png ™  00:54, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) This guy is way better then a bunch of ducks stacked on top of each other. --Birdman5589 (talk) 00:58, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) I find Pokey more challenging then a stack of moles. <font color="lime" style="background:black">Умственный z
 * 4) Ol' pokey over here is a lot tougher than some duck/mole/whatever they are thingies! I'll vote for 'im.--Black Dragon Laguz 02:29, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 5) it throws it's own balls at you.what can be worse than that? TheTrapMaster (talk) 03:25, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 6) I HATED THOSE LITTLE MOLE THINGS IN MINISH CAP! THERE IS NO WORD TO DESCRIBE THE LOATHING I HAVE FOR THEM! THEY WOULD KEEP COMING AND KEEP COMING AND KEEP COMING AND KEEP COMING AND KEEP COMING AND KEEP COMING... (sob...) Ricorum (talk) 06:05, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) These things are cool.--Hylianhero777 (talk) 11:48, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 8) I don't remember Hokbok (it's been awhile since I played LttP), but their article makes them sound brutal. Besides, in Minish Cap, when Acrobandits appear, *SLASHSLASHSLASHSLASH* and then they're dead. Collinsj 09:27, August 30 (UTC)
 * 9) I don't think I've ever played this game. If I did, then I would have probably been brainwashed or the game ran away. XP Anyways....Just went eenie-meenie-miny-moe on this. 8P ~XIV
 * 10) Hokboks are obviously Pokeys from the Mario series. Jedimasterlink (talk) 19:38, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 11) KOBKOH Meep Meep (talk) 02:14, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
 * 12) Kick some ass Hokboks, you look like Pokeys and would probably kick the ass of a stack of ducks any day! Random Hero
 * 13) I'm not that opinionated either way, but I suppose it's my patriotic duty to vote. Anyway, these guys come from the Maio series, which is cool, and the Acro-bandits kinda got on my nerves.-- MaloMart  ( talk ) Malo.png 07:03, September 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * 14) I have no opinion, so I'll make a pity vote. - Is  drak  thül  21:25, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous votes

 * 1) Hokboks pwn.(first anonymous vote)
 * 2) never heard of acro-bandit


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Peanut Gallery
Wow sugestions for this week must have been BAD for this to get through.-- Reinca  rnation  21:44, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah, what manner of moron suggested this?!? --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  21:46, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

In the intro, was it meant to say "Consist" of, instead of "Consider" of? Oh well... I don't know anything about these guys, so I guess I'll sit this one out. AnonymousNayru I have never fought either one.

I've played ALttP, but I've never seen that cactus thing. I voted because of their coolness.-- Black  Dragon   Laguz  12:31, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

In what madness did this week's picks came about! Chuck Norris is not amused.--Amped0808 (talk) 13:13, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
 * MADNESS? ...............................THIS IS SPARTA! *kicks* Oh, and there's this. You can tell Mr. Norris to stop crying now. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  13:19, September 2, 2010 (UTC)


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