User:XXXXX

By the way, if you don't like it, I am sorry that this page is obscenely long.

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Biography
I was born in an unlit hospital. The people are required by law there to wear blindfolds. I want to save the world in secret. Oh! And my name is XXXXX XXXX.Talk to Me!

I shall never tell you my name, my age, my gender, or my 3rd cousin's first and last name. (Which I actually know)

My real name is classified. I aim to make Zeldapedia better all around. I think every Legend of Zelda rocks. Paricularly in this order:

Top Zelda Titles
1. Twilight Princess!!! I love everything about his game. And playing it on the Wii makes it even better!

2. Majora's Mask. This was a number one until 2006. Great graphics and awesome gameplay gave it such quality.

3. Wind Waker. This was a great game, and I liked the principle of sailing instead of horseback riding.

4. Ocarina of Time was pretty cool, but it kind of lacked the kind of features I enjoy in a game. It was a great game overall though.

5. Link to the Past was good too. It was kind of hard to play and I thought it was a little dark, but only a little. But it was fun.

6. Oracle of Ages was okay. It wasn't bad.

7. Zelda II was pretty fun. Just... Not as good. But that was an 80's game.

8. Legend of Zelda. You know, the first one? I hated that pretty much. It was just not good quality.

I wish I could play Phantom Hourglass but I don't have a DS.

Legend of Zelda: Lost Light
It is a fan game I have had in my mind since I was XX. Due to the ancient status of my out of date laptop, it will stay in my mind until further notice. It does not exist.

Things I Believe in the Zelda Series

 * I think Malo being a 2-year old, is William Sidis in disguise.
 * Zant is pretty much a deranged freak.
 * The tall twili could be eaten as taffy.
 * Navi is annoying beyond all belief.

Character Annoying-ness Poll
Which of these characters of the series is more annoying? Navi! Who else?! No, Have you seen Zant? He's a few dozen sandwiches short of a picnic if you know what I mean! Tatl is a nag and twice as annoying as Navi! I woudn't be so sure. I say that Falbi is the most annoying! I like oatmeal.

Signatures
Please sign your name here when you come to my userpage. In other words, if you haven't done it, and your reading this, doing this would be best.
 * 1) XXXXX? Your userpage is obscenely long. Fused Shadow 20:55, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

not long at all. Skull kid 23:02, 2 April 2008 (UTC)