User:The Midna/WouldYouRather

Hello and welcome to... WOULD YOU RATHER!!!

I did not invent this game, but I believe that I am the first to do this on Zeldapedia. If not, just tell me, if you wish. Okay, the rules. You just decide whether you would rather do one thing or the other. It's that simple! So to start...

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE BE STUCK IN A ROOM WITH TINGLE OR NAVI FOR AN HOUR?

 TINGLE :

I could beat Tingle up, and duck tape his mouth, Navi...not so much.-- C  2  / C C  21:32, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

 NAVI :

Since I can't kill the person I'm stuck with, I'd rather choose someone I can actually stand. Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

WOULD YOU RATHER EAT AN OCTOROK OR A RUPEE (POINTY!)?

 OCTOROK :

I like octopus in real life....yummmy!`-- C  2  / C C  21:32, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Agreed; kalamari is delicious. Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

 RUPEE :

WOULD YOU RATHER BE STUCK IN IKANA VALLEY OR THE GRAVEYARD IN OCARINA OF TIME FOR A DAY?

 IKANA VALLEY :

 GRAVEYARD :

I could make fun of Dampe, and mess around with a little kid....what's not to love?-- C  2  / C C  21:32, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Moveable gravestones; need I say more? Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

WOULD YOU RATHER BE SUBMERGED IN CHU CHUS OR IN RUPEES (POINTY!)

 CHU CHUS :

It would be like a bounce house.....fun.-- C  2  / C C  21:32, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

 RUPEES :

Yay, money! Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

'''WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THE GORON TUNIC OR THE ZORA TUNIC IN REAL LIFE? (ALONG WITH THEIR POWERS)'''

 GORON TUNIC: 

As much as I love blue, I don't take heat very well. And it's made from Dodongo skin. Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

 ZORA TUNIC: 

Zora's FTW!!!! -- C  2  / C C  21:34, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

WOULD YOU RATHER LISTEN TO ONE OF GRANNY'S STORIES OR LISTEN TO GROG INSULT YOU?

 GRANNY'S: 

I could sleep.... and not be forced to go into beat-down mode like when someone insults me.-- C  2  / C C  21:32, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

As long as I don't have to wear the All-Night Mask. Granny might actually be able to do something about my chronic insomnia. Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

 GROG: 

WOULD YOU RATHER A NEW ZELDA GAME COMES OUT WITH EITHER MIDNA OR TETRA IN IT?

 MIDNA: 

Why did you even put another character down when you have Midna as one of the choices??? Diachronos (talk) 21:59, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

 TETRA: 

'''WOULD YOU RATHER GULP DOWN A WHOLE POE OR SOME CHU CHU JELLY ? (THINK ABOUT IT CAREFULLY...)'''

 POE: 

 CHU CHU JELLY: 

If it's bad Chu Jelly, at least I can vomit it back up. Poes... I don't even wanna think about what would happen if you swallowed one. Diachronos (talk) 21:59, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THE DEKU MASK OR THE GORON MASK OR THE ZORA MASK ?

 DEKU MASK: 

 GORON MASK: 

 ZORA MASK: 

You are an evil person to make someone choose between these masks. Diachronos (talk) 21:59, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

END...FOR NOW

Poll
What do you think of this page? Cool! Nifty Dandy Super Swell Stupid! It's been done before. What is with you and Rupees? I voted on all of them! (Give yourself a pat on the back. You know what? Give yourself TWO pats on the back.) I'm not going to vote! Ha! Expand it and add more "Would You Rather"s! WOW! IT IS AMAZING!!! I LOVE YOUR WORK!!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!! Stop making so many extra pages, will ya!

ANY COMMENTS/QUESTIONS/CONCERNS/PIZZA?