User:Dawn Of A New Day/A Zeldapedia Fantasy

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This was a blog post but I decided the easiest way to add more users over time was to make a user subpage. Subpages are like duct tape. For obvious reasons.

* Note- this story takes place 7 years after 7 years after the Great Cataclysm (Ocarina Of Time), or 14 years after the Great Cataclysm, or 14 years after 7 years before the "Adult" timeline (but we're still in the "Child" timeline). Confused yet?

After Ganondork was brought to justice, Harule returned to a state of peace. The Stars shone bright at night, and gave way to a beautiful Dawn in the morning. Harule's main export became potatoes. Our hero, working as a checkout clerk at his local Malo Mart, is called Jedimaster Amazing Oni Dark Link. If he trains with the next door neighbor, the master, and collects ten pieces of pie, he will recieve the Minish Mask, which allows him to transform into Minish Jedimaster Amazing Oni Dark Link. While in Minish form, he can play the Ocarina of Time as the Xykeblophone of Awakening Lethargy.

Now, the triforce, 14 years later, was so incredibly boring that it became an everyday object. Senior Camille, our main villan, who is armed with an AK-47, senses the triforce's inactivity and sends monsters into the world through the Combat Portal. These monsters all have incredibly complicated names that were made mostly by using randomly selected Scrabble tiles, such as Isdrakthül, Ccbermanzzpedia, and McGillivray.

The sheer force of unpronouncable words causes (Minish) Jedimaster Amazing Oni Dark Link's head to pop off. He becomes a ReDead and is quickly killed by a ReDead hunter. After a quick round of job applications, replacement heroes Jazzy and J-man are also defeated by migranes as they try to pronounce the monsters' names. Finally, Lisa defeats the monsters by throwing a hyper llama at them.

This story TM me.