User:AuronKaizer

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What Zelda Games do I own, and in what order did I play them?
You know you want to know, badly. Well, let me indulge you 'ere sonny.

1. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Yep, the Game Boy classic is the first Zelda game I got my grubby hands on. Did I enjoy it? YES. It took me ages to complete it, especially with the Golden Leaf ordeal. At one point, I legitimately became "obsessed" with the game, as parents and relatives noted that I was acting freakishly weird after having FINALLY found the last Golden Leaf. This is the only time I can think of that I lost control of my gaming. I'm ashamed.

2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Next up was A Link to the Past, which I rented from the nearby SNES rental shop, when it was still possible to rent a game in the land of Norway. This is a dead tradition now, but I believe I rented it for 14 straight weekends before I finished it. Loved it.

3. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Ocarina of Time was on sale back in '99. It went for 100 kroner a pop (about 20 bucks, not half bad) and I got it from my brother for my birthday. I also bought a used N64 on that birthday. So yeah, I loved it and became like the help phone for my friends who did not have the intellectual fortitude to complete the game on their own that summer. The memories.

4. The Legend of Zelda
What can I say about the original game that hasn't already been said? It's impossible to play without attracting a serious brain hemorrhage. I've never finished it and probably never will. ONE of the dungeons in the game is harder than any game I can think of today, seriously. It's just...ARRGHFHHGHGH!!!

5. Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Okay, so I may have mispoken before. This may not only give you brain hemorrhage, but also possible STDs and infractions of the orbital bone. Just defeating ONE ENEMY is hard in this game. Also, people who introduce themselves as "Error" is not something just any mind can take without potentially cracking to pieces and shattering a person's view of life. I'm sorry...and a bit amazed that the series actually continued after this brainfart, which I seriously hope will at one time be confirmed as non-canonical.

6. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Then suddenly, along comes the Masterpiece. Everything that I ever loved about Ocarina of Time is expanded upon and transformed into a being far above the human consciousness, err yes, I do mean that it's one of the best games ever made. A completely unfathomable atmosphere, tension and creepiness just completely suffuses the game. I quote Alex Burgess' "A Clockwork Orange"; "Strange how the colours of the real world seem only real when you viddy them on a screen." Just a goddamn masterpiece, and I don't care how many Final Fantasy VII fanboys stand in my way, I shall strike you down. ...Yeah, loved it.

7. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
The first Oracle game I got was Oracle of Ages. Possibly the greatest Game Boy Colour game of all time, it features so damn much, both in detail, texture and cookie crunch. While it was definitely light-hearted, it also featured darker moments as well. Not to mention that Veran helps fuel my midriff fetish...OH YEAH, did you need to know that? Well, guess not. Sorry there. All complaints can be send to 1-900-WHO-CARES. Nyuah.

8. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
Some moons past, I finally tricked my poor ass parents into buying it for me. While not as good as Oracle of Ages, Seasons definitely packed a punch. A rich, imaginative cheese melt if there ever were one.

9. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

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10. The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap

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11. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

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12. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

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Currently playing

 * The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess 2nd time

Current projects

 * The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening articles
 * The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask articles
 * The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons/The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages articles
 * Images
 * Pit of Reckoning - Rants, pants, reviews and previews! ...And slacks!
 * Everything in-between (Except Four Swords and Four Swords Adventures for quite obvious reasons)

Superlatables
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