User:From Beyond The Stars

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Royal Biography
The First Lady of Hyrule, Stars, descendant of the legendary Princess Rosalina of a lesser known spatial Kingdom, came to the fair Land of Hyrule after a space-time rift in England swallowed her whole.

There, while learning the Sheikah Arts from a disguised Princess Zelda, she met The Hero of Time's Guardian Fairy, Countess Navi, then known as just Navi. Navi had misplaced her Hero, so Stars accompanied her on a quest to find him. It turned out he had been harassed by a ReDead and was gravely injured.

Stars nursed the Hero back to health, staying by his bedside day and night while Navi fretted. What happened next differs in accounts, the Royal Autobiography of Link states 'he awoke to see a angel, and fell madly in love with her' while his personal diary says what went on was far more...risque.

After he finished his quest in Hyrule, he proposed to Stars. The wedding was a joyous occasion, where they were both titled Lord and Lady of Hyrule and given their own personal palace. Stars lived there happily while her husband went and saved kingdoms, kept entertained by her various Knights.

She had a slightly insane phase after discovering her husband's affair with Malon, to the extent where she turned a passing asteroid into a Death Star and almost blew Hyrule up. Link is currently missing, presumed dead, and Stars has fled to a unknown location, possibly her mother's Comet Observatory.

In her spare time, Stars writes stories known as "FanFiction" and practices Spatial Magic. The Lady also has three pet Snow Wolfos named Peach, Daisy and Rosalina, a wedding present from the Zora Royal Family.

Unlike her mother she does not have a Luma companion. She splits her soul to create "Lumakiri", her Luma self, while still being able to live as her normal self. She says it's less hassle that way.

She is known for frequenting Hotel IRC, where she rents the entire 5th and 6th floors for her friends and fellow IRC'ers.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/pyroac/Rosalina_dark_galaxies_by_voodoodol.jpg A picture depicting "Dark Stars" during her crazy Death Star reign. Also in the image is Lumakiri, seen here in a red colour.

Games (Excluding Zelda, obviously)
My love affair with Video Games was born from a relativley normal afternoon when I, aged 3, was handed my brothers Gameboy in a attempt to shut me up. That Gameboy had Pokemon Red inserted. And thus, it began. These are some of my all time favourites. Ah, Pokemon. On Bulbagarden, they call people like me "Stuck in Kanto" which isn't strictly true (I love Johto) but the meaning is there. I like old school. Back in my day, Mewtwo was unbeatable and James had a inflatable bikini top. Those were the good days. I love Suicune, Lugia's Song and my animated image of Misty slapping Ash. Fun. I own: Red Blue Yellow Gold Crystal (Silver was stolen) Ruby Sapphire Emerald Diamond Pearl Platinum. Stadium, Stadium 2, GBC Trading Card Game, Snap, Colosseum, XD, Mystery Dungeon Red, Dash, Mystery Dungeon Blue, Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Darkness, Ranger, Ranger 2, Channel, Battle Revolution. Probably more i've forgotten. I support Pokeshipping and Questshipping and I really hate May and Dawn The lovechild of Arena and the big brother of Oblivion, this amazing game never got the attention Oblivion did. I love it. You don't even need to bat a eyelid at the main quest if you don't want to. I've done this many times. With endless side-quests, missions, houses to raid and Kagouti's to kill, Morrowind and it's expansions Bloodmoon and Tribunal give you a unforgettable game experience and I encourage you to pick up a copy. You won't regret it. Old school Crash and Spyro was amazing and nobody can deny it. I've only played Spyro 3 and Crash 3 to any great extent, but i've played a tiny bit of Crash 1 and I really want Spyro 2. I really wish Insomniac and Naughty Dog didn't get bought out, because nobody has produced a good Spyro or Crash game since. Before my Memory Card spazzed, I had a record of 18 seconds exactly for the Orient Express level in CB3, which took many hours of consistent playing to reach. I now know the level like the back of my hand. On Spyro, I recently beat the Enchanted Towers skatecourse record, earning 10719 points. I am a god at quadrupel backflips and I love the squidboard cheat! Nobody can say they hate Worms. Mindless invertebrate warfare, which brought us weapons like the Holy Hand Grenade, Banana Bomb, Concrete Donkey and Super Sheep, just has to be loved. There is no greater satisfaction than smacking a Worm off the map with a baseball bat and scoring a 'home run. My personal worm team, lead by Sgt. Spadge and Spike, all have Caribbean accents and a unlimited supply of Holy Hand Grenades. Peace out, y'all! Oh the fun i've had with this. It all started on the last day of Year Six, when everyone brough in their DS's. Some boys brough MarioKart and we all did a massive download play race. I was hooked and went out to buy my own copy the same day. I am unbeatable at Airship Fortress and infamous for using a unlimited Bullet Bills cheat against my next door neighbor just to see his reaction when he lost. It's also tons of fun to shove people off that rotating cylinder in the Bowser track. Yes, thats the Gamecube version of Animal Crossing, known as Doubutso no Mori (or Animal Forest) in Japan. And it's amazing. It has one of the best musical scores of any game i've ever played, the hour songs really do encompass the essence of that time of day. It sequels, while good in their own right, lacks that something that made the original so enchanting. When people talk about the 'Animal Crossing Bug', it really bites you in this game. One of the most original simulator concepts and a refreshing change from fast-paced action games. Plus, in Japan, it was originally a N64 game. Now, that instantly ups it's epicness level.
 * Pokemon.
 * Morrowind.
 * Spyro 3: Year of the Dragon and Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped.
 * Worms World Party(and Worms in general):
 * MarioKart DS
 * Animal Crossing - Population: Growing!

Books
I'm a avid reader, preferring fantasy stories. Here are some of my faves. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/pyroac/WtaershipDown-1.png I first discovered it as a film, and then read the book, and wow. While the film is amazing it can't hold a candle to the book. Richard Adams did a amazing job creating such a rich culture for the Rabbits, including their own language and legends. It is a dark tale of survival in a world of 'a thousand enemies'. The legends of El-ahrairah, Prince of Rabbits, are deep and mysterious within their own rights. It shouldn't be viewed as just a childrens story. It is dark and full of death, and is a book you shouldn't read before going to sleep.
 * Watership Down
 * The Crystal Singer, Killashandra and Crystal Line Anne McCaffery is a amazing author and this trilogy is by far my favourite. --To Be Expanded on Later--
 * Warriors also known as Warrior Cats.

Now, you see, I only really like the first series and a bit of the second series, but I own all the books so far. My favourite characters are Cinderpelt, Cloudtail, Brightheart and Brackenfur. I used to like Bluestar and Graystripe, too. My least favourite characters are Leafpool, Leafpool, and uh, Leafpool.
 * Tithe Trilogy

I have yet to read the final book, Ironside, but i've read Tithe and am on the last chapter of Valiant. These are really dark fairy tales, where fairies try to kill people and pixies rip peoples hearts out. Sounds so totally kickass, doesn't it? Well, it is. For anybody who wants dark fantasy, Tithe and Valiant are the ways to go.

Also Known As
From Behind The Dumpster At The Back Of Fred Meyer In Portland, OR - Dufus™ Asycath - DevArt, Neoseeker Clefable - Bulbagarden TheDreamingSongbird - Youtube Dare to Dream/DareDiablo (Dare) - Hidden Clans Starbit/Starbit-Plushie - Wajas, Dragon Cave Pteri - Puzzle Pirates Mitasoru - Runescape Bloody Nellie, Pegleg Pirate of the England seas - What I will be if my brother doesn't buy me HG/SS and/or my foot goes septic x3 (As suggested by Minish) Rio, Whatsername, Bianca, Abyssal_Dreamer - Alternate IRC nicknames Stars - General Nickname cuz my user is a mouthful. 星の向こうから - Which is my username in Japanese =D - My username in Hylian XDDD

From Beyond The Stars? WTH?
My name comes from a quote by the uberly awesome Rosalina from SMG. I love her hair. Ironically, i've only played a small amount of SMG. I just like the character.

THE COURT OF HYLIA PALACE, HOME OF LADY STARS AND LORD LINK
Built in the center of Lake Hylia is a splendid palace made of white stone with silver rooftiles. Constructed by Her Majesty Queen Zelda I, for her most loyal subject, Link, the Hero of Time, as a wedding present for him and his new wife, Stars. Men and Women of all races from all over Hyrule come to visit their beloved Lord and Lady. Stars hand picked Knights and Knightresses to protect her Palace when her nearest and dearest was not around.

Loyal Subjects
Minish Link, Chief Knight and Trusted Advisor Oni Dark Link, Knight DekuStickMaster, Elite Ninja Farore.din.nayru, Knightress AuronKaizer, Vice Chief Knight and head of the Weaponry Redeadhunter, Pest Control and Vampire Slayer MaloMart, Royal Shopkeeper Haru, Vassal Sally, Royal Drunkard Xykeb, Royal Logician Pie, Royal Immortal The Midna, Elite Twili CC, Knight

Lyra x DSM x CC x Stars x Minish x Link x Stars x XZ x Minish x AK x Midna x Link x Malon x Zybera x Vaati x Zelda x Haru x Stars x Griff x Lisa x CC
This could be a web of relationships based solely on grossly misinterpreted statements. Or it could be the truth. Make of it, what you will.

BIGGEST. FAIL. EVER.
At 19:42 on the 8th March, I made the biggest fail ever on the IRC. Stars|ill is obviously me, Sneekduck is AK

 Don't get me wrong, I love Minish, but he has become such a jerk since the whole Trilby thing  However, he was considerably less dickish today when it was just me on him.  Maybe he's shy.  ...  *and  MUST RESIST  XDDDDDDD

Pages I Am Protective Of
I hawk every edit to these pages and keep a close eye on them. If someone dared vandalize them, I would track them down, poke their eyes out with staple guns and rip out their spleens!

Well, you get the idea.
 * Kokiri
 * Navi
 * Stone of Agony

Cel-shading
I am not a fan of Cel Shaded Zelda. I'm sorry. I think the art style works well in artwork, the artwork for WW does look amazing, but ingame, it's just...perhaps it's the very little shading (I am a spriter. Shading has been driven into my head since I started doing contests) or the eyes...It just disturbs me. I really don't like it. I saw the ST advert, and when they made a 3D Cel-Shaded style Zelda appear in the window...It's scary as hell. Youtube it and tell me it does NOT scare you.

It also troubled me to see a comment on a youtube vid that Twilight Princess's graphics were ugly in comparison to WW. I loved TP's graphics. They were stunning. Downright stunning. I love Link's eyes. So maybe they weren't perfect, maybe the textures got blurry at times, but it was originally a Gamecube game and I know the Wii can produce much more amazing graphics than that. Just look at Brawl and the way they have detailed every character. Lucario's fur. Peach's dress. I am disappointed every Zelda game bar TP after WW has followed the cel shaded style, and I am very happy that Zelda Wii will be using upgraded TP graphics utilizing the Wii's full capabilities.

I have nothing against Wind Waker as a game other than the graphics. I do own it. I just never 'got into it' like I did OoT and TP. Maybe if I perserved more with it, like I did TP, I could enjoy it, but the graphics throw me off so much I doubt I will ever pick it up again. Which is a sad thing, because I don't want to berate a good game on it's graphics, which Wind Waker is. In fact, I am buying the Minish Cap, and maybe one day I could learn to like Cel Shaded Zelda, but I will always prefer the more realistic graphics.

I'm not going to start any arguments and I'm not going to push my opinion around and I hope anyone that reads this will do the same. I don't want to start any hate or provoke any flamers because I have seen Cel shading vs. Realistic wars in the past and it's pathetic, to be honest.

MANGA
I love Manga. I've read both OoT ones (got them for christmas) and I also read a series called Rosario + Vampire. I'm waiting for Chapter 11 (out in April)!

I also have volumes 1 and 2 of a manga called Oh my Goddess! and I'd really like to pick up the Minish Cap manga, as this is the game I want to play next (after Zelda Wii, of course)

Fave Ocarina Musics

 * 1) Song of Storms. Since I saw Return of Ganondorf i've always associated it with madness and insanity, writing a three-part ficlet to it
 * 2) Song of Healing. It's very sad and very pretty, and sums up Majora's Mask in notes. I have no more to say.
 * 3) Ballad of the Wind Fish (LA version). Incredibly pretty. I really like this, and it's kinda sad considering that Marin used to sing it, and eventually, the song ended her.
 * 4) Song of Time. I can play the full version on keyboard. I have fond memories of the first time I played Ocarina of Time, totally new to Zelda, knowing nothing about the Triforce or anything, and walking around the Temple of Time saying "What could it all possibly mean?"
 * 5) Bolero of Fire. I have no idea why I like this. I also have no idea why it reminds me of the National Park music from Pokemon.
 * 6) Saria's Song. Very catchy, and rather nostalgic. One of the defining songs of OoT.

Stars' Lyric Box of Green Day
 http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/pyroac/AmericanIdiaot-1.png  She... She screams in silence, a sullen riot penetrating through her mind. Forgetting you, but not the time. Give me a long kiss goodnight and everything will be alright, tell me Jimmy I won't feel a thing... so give me Novacaine. She's a symbol of resistance and she's holding on my heart like a hand grenade. I remember the face but I can't recall the name... now I wonder how Whatsername has been. I'm the patron saint of the denial, with an angel face and a taste for suicidal! Where will all the martyrs go when the virus cures itself? And where will we all go when it's too late? He steals the image in her kiss, from her heart's apocalypse, from the one called Whatsername. Dearly Beloved, are you listening? I can't remember a word that you were saying... Nobody likes you, everyone left you, they're all out without you, HAVING FUN! Now everybody do the propaganda! And sing along in the age of paranoia!

Current Zelda Games Being Played
Ocarina of Time. Progress: Completed, just collecting Gold Skulltulas

Twilight Princess. Progress: Hyrule Castle

Current Non Zelda Games Being Played
Harvest Moon DS. Progress: Spring Yr 2, Lumina at Red Heart.

Pokemon Platinum: Eterna City -> Mount Coronet

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2: EoD. Progress: Main Quest done, on Graduation Assement. Please tell me how I can defeat frigging PRIMAL DIALGA, but get owned by a frickin WIGGLYTUFF?

Pokemon Soul Silver: Training up for Viridian Gym battle.

Current Story Progress
The Last Kokiri: FINISHED! Epilogue an' all

Song of Madness: Red Storm, part 3, is up.

Power Surge: Part 2, Wolves, Warps and Waffles, is up. So is the Xmas Special!

Daughter of Time: Chap 4: Stealing Creation is in progress

Zelda Logic
Logic? What logic? Nintendo has a penchant for all things illogical and Zelda is no different. Here are some tidbits that make no. sense. whatsoever. to me, and various questions.

Dodongos: They don't like smoke. So...they live on a ACTIVE VOLCANO?

Zora Tunic: I can understand the Goron tunic, to a extent. But Blue Clothes = Underwater Breathing? Wth? I've come up with my own explanation, it's weaved from a special seaweed that lets you breath underwater (Think Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire here, peoples) and the Zoras enchant it to work without consumption.

Also on the subject of thes Tunics, if nobody but the royal family can get into Zora's Domain, and Zoras are a aquatic race...why sell tunics that let you breathe underwater? Same applies for Gorons, but to a lesser extent.

Running Man: I've seen his challenge done in 0:00 and he still beats them.

Epona: This horse defies all laws and logic. I swear she teleports. Because, of course, shes a Invincible Ninja God Horse.

Sacred Grove: Would someone kindly explain how the hell the Temple of Time ended up in the Lost Woods? The oh-the-lost-woods-now-covers-'old hyrule field'-so-it's-Castle-Town does not cut it with me. To be perfectly honest, I originally thought the ruins in the Sacred Grove were the old Forest Temple ruins before I actually got to the Master Sword.

Navi: WHERE THE HELL DID SHE GO? I went through the Temple of 'Light' hoping for some reference to our (my) favourite blue fairy, to be sorely disappointed. Is she still in there somewhere?

Rito: Oh, how WW confuses me. Fish = Birds? Why would the Zora camp out on Death Mountain and evolve into birds? Beats me.

Old Men: The ultimate pensioner engima.

Twilight Princess: Why has Nintendo developed a aversion to the words "Triforce" and "Hylian"? Only once so far have I heard the word Hylian and that was Shad. DO NOT CALL ME A HUMAN. You may have round ears, my friend, but I am pointy and special.

Theories I Believe
The Hidden Village is Kakariko Village from OoT This is just the most obvious thing since people thought Silver was Giovanni's son. Telma is part-Gerudo, at least I don't think she's full Gerudo (owing to her lighter skin and her eyes) but damn, she do be looking like she's got some Gerudo genes in her. The skin, the hair... TP's Forest Temple is the Great Deku Sprout and the large tree behind it is the Great Deku Tree Fits in nicely with "Ordon is Kokiri Forest" and it rolls well with me. It's plausible, it makes sense and it hasn't got any fancy doo-dars. Lovely Lanayru's Spring is the remains of the Water Temple Althought the rational side of my brain wonders how the Twilight Realm Lake Hylia's water level dropped so low, this is plausible and very likely, actually. Goron Mines is Dodongo's Cavern Wellllll, it's Death Mountain, it's a Mine. Go figure. Arbiters Grounds is the Spirit Temple Not only is the statue of the Sand Goddess inside a -MASSIVE GIVEAWAY- but also, it sheds light onto why there are no Gerudo, save old 'dorfy, in TP The Rito are The Zoras (Though it confuses me) It does. It confuses me. The evidence is astounding and I can't deny it, but Fish = Birds? Seriously? Koroks are the Kokiri (Though I don't like it) Eck eck eck. I do NOT like the Koroks at all. The Kokiri's are my favourite race, and seeing them like that...*shudder* However, the proof is there. I can't deny it. Split Timeline Theory Aounama practically confirmed it and it makes sense. All I hafeta say. Deku Butlers Son is the twisted tree and the soul of the Deku Mask So canon it shouldn't be a theory. It's just a shame the game don't say it outright so we say it was canon Ordon Village is the Kokiri Forest and Faron Woods is part of what was once the Lost Woods The layout of the village in general is eerily similar to that of the Kokiri Forest. Also, as shown by the more 'dangerous' nature of North Faron Woods, its easy to see how this once could have been the Lost Woods TP Link is a blood relative of OoT Link, (I theorize great great grandson) He must have inherited his good looks and Triforce from someone, no? Navi left at the end of Ocarina of Time to avoid rejection from Link, or watch him eventually end up in love Okay, so shoot me, i'm a Navi fan and a Navlinker. Most adorable pairing ever. Hero's Shade is related to TP Link (But isn't the Hero of Time, see below) Yeah. I think the Hero's Shade was trained by the Hero of Time, and is probably the Hero's son or grandson, and I think TP is related to him because of the 'my child' stuffs OoT Skull Kid = MM Skull Kid He seems to recognize Link when he steals Epona ("Oh, this guy") and says that Link "smells like the fairy kid that taught him that song in the woods" Link was looking for Navi at the beginning of Majora's Mask Well, it's obvious. You hear her jingle, and it's definitely hers. Tatl and Tael DO NOT make that sound.

Theories I don't believe
The Kokiri 'grew up' and the villagers of Ordon are their descendants. I think the Kokiri just fled deeper into the forest when Humans cut down the Lost Woods and settled in Ordon Hero's Shade is the Hero of Time. Just no. I see some evidence, but I really hate this theory. The only explanation for his skeletal appearance is that the HoT went into the Lost Woods without a fairy. Why would he do that? He knows the consequences. Plus, the only real proof is that he calls Link 'my child' has no one ever heard a elder call a young person 'my boy' or 'my girl'? If he really is calling Link 'my child' because they are related, it doesn't automatically make him the Hero of Time. Agitha is a Kokiri. You've got to be kidding me. Why the hell would a Kokiri, a member of a shy, secretive race move to Castle Town, the busiest settlement in Hyrule?! Why would a Kokiri collect and kill butterflies? Where's her fairy? Where's her trademark clothes? There's just no proof. It's ridiculous. Zant is Oocca/Hylian/Sheikah/Cheese. He is a TWILI. End of. Kkthxbai. Kokiri evolved into monkeys OLOLOLOL. No.

Twiglet Princess
Favourite Dungeon: Temple of Time (Why does everyone think this difficult? I found it really fun) Least Favourite Dungeon: Snowpeak Ruins Favourite Character: Telma Least Favourite Character: Ilia >=( Favourite Toy-Ahem, Equipment: Dominion Rod, Double Clawshots

Animal Crossing
This is where i'll post up my current towns, goals and other things.

Phenac
Phenac Town is my main town on the gamecube version of Animal Crossing. I've had it ever since I bought the game. I know it like the back of my hand and i've worked very hard on it. My main character is called Denise, she had a fully upgraded and paid off house, and my current goal is to get all the shirts and all the stationery. My favourite neigbours are Hambo and Tank, also Olive before she moved. I have caught all the fish and nearly all the bugs. I am also one fossil away from completing them all.

Gingerkin
This is my DS town.

Azalea
Azalea is my current town on Animal Crossing City Folk, simply because "Blackthorn" wouldn't fit as a name. My main character is called Nellie, and she has a house with a second story. My goals are to fully upgrade my house.

Secondary/Lost Towns
hyrule was my first town ever, I deleted it after as hissyfit. Celadon is a secondary town for trading and fruit Mineral was my first DS town, now lost.

BANLAZOR
I have the ability to annoy people with my mere presence, to start arguments with a single sentence, often ending in bans. This is my BANLAZOR. You have been warned, wherever there is drama, that a BANLAZOR is heading someones way... Total Victims: 3

RANDOM CORNER OF RANDOMNESS
This is where anything and everything goes. Whether it be quotes, snippets from my stories, reasons why I hate Ilia, theories or Lolkeese, it is here.

Yes, Lolkeese.

Ganondorf: "It makes me want to..." Link: "Yes?" Ganondorf: "It makes me want to..." Link: "Yeeeess?" Ganondorf: VOLUNTEER AT THE SOUP KITCHEN! COME GANNY *squeak* THERE ARE HUNGRY MOUTHS TO FEED" - Return of Ganondorf by Legendaryfrog.

"I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!" - Gold, Not a lot of Soul for Silver

"His daughter? Why, I see no resemblance" she scoffed "He was a f**king giant eyeball and your looking for resemblance?" - Urbooan and Dark Link, I’d Rather Not Go by Midna Hytwilian

"Misty sighs and says she is almost home, and will be there soon, and with that she knows her sad little attempt to recapture the magic is gone. It's time for her to leave the oblivious Ash to continue his adventures with his new friends, while she returns to a thankless, barren life of giving prizes out to people who will go on to live all the adventures that she once had before she gave it all away.

And in a dark cave somewhere far from civilization, the last of the Misty Shippers shudders, curls up tight against the cold..... and dies." - Dodgemaster Tim, Pokemopolis Episode Guide 405: A Real Cleffa-Hanger. Pokemopolis Episode Name: Goodbye Misty, my old friend.

A segment of my fic Power Surge

''Some time later, a mischevious Oracle Link had found the drinks cupboard and now Wolfy, Past and Oracle Links were merrily and drunkenly singing “TRA LA LA, LOOK FOR SAAAAAHASRAHLAAA!”, NES was cleaning the blood off his boots where he’d pummelled CDI and Anime Link into oblivion, Red, Vio, Blue and Green had stolen Wolfy’s clawshots and were swinging from the ceiling. Little Link (currently Zora Link) was trying to remove his fin from where it was firmly embedded in the wall. Minish Cap and Wind Waker Link were dressed as ninjas and were jumping out of shadows at people. Spirit Tracks Link was still in the attic, and Ocarina of Time Link was snuggled up with me on the sofa, fast asleep.''

MAI TOP TEN RACES, BOI!


 * 1)  Kokiri. Simply because I love these little guys and my main Zelda OC is Kokiri
 * 2)  Zora. Ruto is epic. LINK, YOU WILL MARRY ME NAO! Plus, I just love Zoras.
 * 3)  Gerudo. All female desert fighters? KICKASS.
 * 4)  Sheikah. Ninjas. Enough said.
 * 5)  Goron. What would Hyrule be without our favourite cuddly semi-naked rock dudes?
 * 6)  Hylian. Despite being all the way at No.6, Hylians have pointy ears. I dig pointy ears.
 * 7)  Deku. BOIL THE MONKEY, BOIL THE MONKEY! HUZZAH!
 * 8)  Fairy. Navi is the only person in Zelda history to outright say she loves Link. Sure, it might be a non-canonical Manga, but it is a OFFICIAL Manga. Plus, Navi is one of my faves.
 * 9)  Them. Whatever 'They' are, anything that can successfully abduct and mindrape 10 year old farm girls are downright disturbing...ly awesome.
 * 10)  Twili. One word, mah boi, MIDNA.

As you can see, 9/10 of these races are from the N64 Era. Why? Because I simply dislike most of the newer races. Oocca and Koroks spring to mind...*shudders* Humans aren't that bad, (Hey, me and everyone reading this is one of them) but they simply lack pointy ears, get on my nerves in TP and sadly have Ilia as a member. Plus, humankind sucks in general =\

Stars's ANNOY-O-METER Not Annoying---Mildly Annoying---Annoying---Really Annoying---Keese---Water Temple

Zubat: Right up there with spiritual forefathers, Keese. I swear, did Tajiri get the idea for Zubats from Keese? Mount Moon will forever haunt me.

Tektites: REALLY ANNOYING. Tektites are crustacean versions of Ilia. They are THAT annoying.

Navi: Mildly Annoying. I seriously never had that much of a problem with her. Plus, I love her to pieces and she's up with Ruto and Telma in my faves.

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl anime: I will forever hate you. You can rot with the Water Temple

That last room in City in the Sky with the Fans: Annoying as hell. I failed so bad

Ruto: Not Annoying. Not in the slightest. Never understoods everyones problem with her.

Quotage
I just have to have a section like this now XD

"I'm a cute little fluffy bunny." - Minish
"I, your adopted father does not approve of you marrying a toad." - AK

"Well, we all know now if Minish ever starred in a comic book, he would be a keyboard" - Xykeb

"Just like our pretending you never outed yourself as a beastiality incest fan, it's not going to last." - AK, to Xykeb

"I know getting a girlfriend outside of family is hard, but this is too much" AK, to Minish, about me.

 STOP MAKING AK RAPE XYKEB, DSM.  NO

"I like incorporating the word "kitten caboodle" into sentences." - AK

"How about YOU get radiation poisoning and AIDS, huh?!? And don't say it couldn't be done; Zraliv regrettably proved how impossible it is NOT to be able to do it." - AK

 Imagine the scenario: You're just walking along next to the sea when Ditto bursts out.  It jumps at you and transforms into a Wailord mid-jump.  You're f**ked.  like the skitty

"As I said, If a picture of me in easter bunny ears comes up somewhere on here, it was NOT MY FAULT. If I have any say in it I won't be wearing easter bunny ears at all." - Minish

"Puzzles in my Pokémon?" - AK

"Err, I mean thank you. It is so fantastically wonderful that you did this for me." - Xykeb

<Solitary_Sequel> Something involving jobs that blow... <Trilby> ooooooooh <Trilby> O_O <Stars> OOOOOOOH <Trilby> Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo <Trilby> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <Trilby> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <Stars> KAIZERMEISTER. - A game of Truth and Dare on the IRC takes a turn for the shocking when Stars asks AK a personal question, and AK answers with the most unexpected thing, to Minish's surprise

<Back_in_Black> Malon Girl5 x Stars <Starsness> ... <Starsness> Damn you, CC. Damn you.

<Starrykins> Gee, it sure is BORING around here <Pie145> This boredom, mah fellow IRC'ers, is what all true chatrooms strive for.

"He must have broken into Cap'n Slap'n's Sperm Shanty" - AK

"Hey, when the Bomb hits and the entire human race is rendered uncapable of achieving an erection by normal means due to the fallout, we'll see who's laughing." - AK

<Hey_Hey_Hey_Hey> ...! <Hey_Hey_Hey_Hey> That's not my medication, that's my viagra! <Starrykins> I thought it was both. <Hey_Hey_Hey_Hey> GET OUT OF THE WAY IT'S GOING TO DESTROY US ALL!!! <Starrykins> RUN - AK's weapon strikes back

<Bianca|Sleepsies> STARS IS FIRING HER BANLAZOR <Trilby> BASSJAPAS fainted! <Trilby> MALON GIRL5 fainted! <Ccbermanzzpedia> nice job <Trilby> PARLEZ-VOUS-FRANCAIS fainted! - The BANLAZOR

"I'm dirtier than a whore covered in mud" - CC

"Quack! *grunt* Quack!" - Pie145

"STARS IS PREGNANT EVERYONE!" - Minish

"What? You, sex-obsessed Ellie, aren't in the mood for excessive f***ing?" "Well not now you got stiff just snuggling me. It's quite offputting, you know." - Minish and Me

Signatures
Exactly what it says on the tin.


 * Yes! Don't be scared. Just save beforehand and ultraball that sucker


 * Naww, you okay =DDD


 * It depends on what context you are using 'blind' in.


 * Of course there are Zombies in space. Alien Zombies, y'know.


 * Boredom is tasty and good spread on toast


 * Well now ye have, Oni


 * lolololololololololz. FAIL -- Deku Stick   Master 
 * lulz Minish *snuggles him*


 * Thanks


 * I'll come and sign your page when I can


 * Thanks =D I'm really proud of my userboxes


 * Lulz

Hi, its me and i am a REDEAD/TINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! Dragon roost/redead/tingle
 * Hi, it's Death here. You've missed your appointment in hell, so we're sending someone up to fetch you. Have a nice day

Hey just wanted to say read your Tingle is a Redead thing funny esoecially the part from that youtube movie. Tabs34
 * Return of Ganondorf is uberepicwin. GOME GANNY, THERE ARE HUNGRY MOUTHS TO FEED


 * Hello, thanks for visiting

Userboxes
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