User:WATCHER

Greetings. I am Watcher, and this is my Watchtower. I hope that in the coming months, you shall find my humble home acceptable. More updates in the future.

A Little About the Watcher
For those of you who can't figure this out, this part is purely fictional (You all know who you are...)

In my fantasy world, the Watcher is one man who has been selected to watch over the proceedings of the world he lives in. A Watcher resideds in the Watchtower, an impossibly tall building that constanty flits across the surface of the planet; in fact, it goes so fast that even I don't know what it looks like. The inside of the Watchtower is compleatly hollow, save for a small chair in the very center that I am able to sit in. Coating the walls are countless monitors that display every event occuring on the Earth. Every day I stop time, and play back all the events from the past 24 hours at superfast speeds.

Enough about the Watchtower, let's get onto the Watcher. My physical appearence is something like this: I am 7'5", extreemly thin, all white, and absolutly covered in eyeballs (you think I could do my job properly if I wasn't?). I have no other facial features (save for a mouth), long arms with thin fingers, and a trunklike region where legs should be (I get around by floating). As for my personality, like so many other personal qualities of mine (like a birth date, original appearence, friends and family, ect.), it has been lost to the ages.

As for my job, as you have probably already read, I watch over all the events on planet Earth, and to record it all for whoever may need it (truely need it, that is. This is precious information, and could potentialy be used for harm. If you want it, you need a really good reason.). I am able to take one single event in the world and change it so the Earths' history will go on a better course (One important event! And I mean really important. Same as with the information.).

Well, that's all about that for now, so... Let's move on.

Zelda Games I Own

 * The Legend of Zelda
 * A Link to the Past
 * Orcana of Time (For the Wii)
 * Wind Waker
 * Twilight Princess (Rendered unplayable)
 * Phantom Hourglass (OK, so it's my brothers...)

Current Progress in Games

 * The Legend of Zelda: Finally started the other day, and just beat the first dungeon. I'm trying to map out all of Hyrule (but then again, who hasn't?).
 * A Link to the Past: Haven't played it for a while, but I'm stuck in Turtle Rock.
 * Orcana of Time: I've moved on and made it to Kakiriko (ReDeads= freaky).
 * Wind Waker: Restarted several times, right now I just compleated the Forbidden Woods.
 * Twilight Princess: Really into this one, but a scratch made it unplayable (can't load major cutsceens). Finished the Water Temple.
 * Phantom Hourglass: Haven't played for a while, but I beat the Ghost Ship dungeon.

My Timeline
Here's how I think the Legend of Zelda series goes. First came Orcana of Time, at which point the timeline split in two. During the Child Timeline, Link went on his adventure in Majoras Mask. Gannondorf was set to be excecuted, but went to the Twilight Realm, initiating the Twilight Princess. Meanwhile, in the Adult Timeline, Gannondorf escaped his imprisonment, and caused the Wind Wakers' events to occur. Later, Link and Zelda looked for a new world, and went through the Phantom Hourglass. At some point, they found a new Hyrule, and all other events happened parralell with each other. At some point, the events of the Four Swords games happened, and Link thwarted the plot. Eventualy, Gannon was revived, but horribly deformed, and sought out Aghinham, causing A Link to the Past to happen. After his defeat, Link left Hyrule for more adventures, and found the Windfish, causing Links Awakening to happen. After many years, one of Links decendents returned to Hyrule and stopped Gannon for good. 4 years later, the events of Zelda 2 happened, and that's the end of it!

To everyone who had trouble understanding the writen version...

Orcana of Time |           Adult Timeline                 Child Timeline |                              |           Gannon sealed in                 Gannon arrested; Sacred Realm                     Majoras Mask |                              |            Gannon escapes;             Gannon to be excecuted; Wind Waker               escapes to Twilight realm, causing Twilight Princess |                               |           Link and Zelda leave;          Nothing of significance Phantom Hourglass |                               |              New Hyrule                Nothing of significance |                           All events parralell from now on. |                           Four Swords |                        Four Swords Adventure |                          The Minish Cap |                         Gannon escapes in                            beast form. |                         A Link to the Past |                         Link leaves Hyrule for new adventure; Links Awakening |                        One of Links decendents returns; Legend of Zelda |                             Zelda 2

Operation: Wake the Wind
It's back again, and if you want to come on, then go to the official page for Operation: Wake the Wind.

My Fanfic
I have begun work on an untitled piece of fiction regarding the Legend of Zelda. Fundamentally, it is the last chapter of the Zelda series. I'll make updates here as I make progress.


 * April 11th: I've just finished the prolog. Don't get excited, because it's a long way from copletion.

The Best Way To...
This is something I thought would be cool to do. The way this works is that I present a scenario (funny or serious) and you post what you think is the best way to solve the given idea. All users are invited to express their opinions each week. This is purely to entertain everyone who visits. Oh, and each week, I shall have one answer which is absolutly not accptable because it's to obvious. Enjoy.

WEEK 11
What's the best way to defeat Gannon? See if you can think of things other than the Master Sword.

one word. Nuc. Oni Dark Link 11:24, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Simple tell every other Zelda villain that Ganondorf has appeared in more games than them. They'll get pissed and Ganondorf will get assassinated by Dark Link, Agahnim, Dethl, Majora, Onox, Veran, Vaati, Zant and Bellum. If that fails that tell every other video game villain Ganondorf's stealing their mojo. For optimum results tell that to every villain in pop culture. Let's see Ganondorf stand up to Hannibal Lecter, the Joker, Sephiroth, Xemnas, Mr. Burns, Stewie, Bowser and every other villain you can think of. Big Poe=Nice Guy

Simple and fun. First, call him fat and ugly. Then throw every last object you have ( but not the Triforce )at his head or heart. Then you run like a cucco trying to avoid being slaughtered to get all your items back. Repeat this until he dies. Or just hire Tingle........... --Mr.Fairy

WEEK 12

 * What's the best way to clear a large rock from Links path? For the love of the goddesses, don't say bombs.

the answear to all. nuc. (it doesnt counts as a bomb) Oni Dark Link 09:35, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Jackhammer anyone? Who cares if Link goes deaf it'd be doing him a favor if it's in OoT so he doesn't have to keep on hearing those annoying HEY!s and LISTEN!s. --Big Poe=Nice Guy 12:01, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Tell it some Encouraging Words and it will be motivated. Portal- Kombat

Agitate Gannon, use the Hover Boots to get over the rock. Enraged, Gannon will eliminate the rock from existance. Mr.Fairy

WEEK 13

 * What's the best way to beat the heat on Death Mountain? (Aside from the Goron Tunic)


 * nuc! nuc it!! dont need to beat the heat if there's no mountain! Oni Dark Link 08:15, 21 April 2009 (UTC)!!!

Hire some idiots with no future who are extremely durable (brawn over brain) to get whatever you need from that particular place. Or just have some terrorists jump in and use the force of several suicide explosions to send the aforementioned thing flying out. Also I'm just wondering Oni Dark Link how come your answer always has something to do with a nuclear warhead? --Big Poe=Nice Guy 02:38, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

WEEK 14

 * What's the best way to put out a fire in Hyrule? Without playing the Song of Storms that is...

How else do you put out a fire!? Call 911 and have the local fire department put it out. --Big Poe=Nice Guy 22:18, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Simple and funny. Call every Zora (including King Zora from Orcana) ugly, and that they will be unless they A.Jump out of the river to put out the fire and never return, or B.Jump out of the river to put out the fire and return forever more.(MrFairy)

take over hyrule and make the gods angry so theyll flood it. Oni Dark Link 21:53, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

WEEK 15

 * What's the best way to drain the Great Sea? Once again, no Song of Storms.

globel warming Oni Dark Link 19:46, 5 May 2009 (UTC) edit: reply to xyz. globel warming whould evaporate all the water (if its extreme globel warming) and since theres very few ice caps in te zelda worl changes are i wont flood.

Well in my opinion the edges of the Great Sea are surrounded by giant boulders (Gorons). So what you need to do is bomb every LAST ROCK!!!!!! although it would kill all the gorons, the sea is empty (because the water started to drain out when you blew-up that first goron) Mr.Fairy

WEEK 16

 * What's the best way to get a wagon across monster infested teritory. Kinda like TP, but don't suggest that way.


 * nuc the field. thus killing all the monsters. yeah i do like nucs. Oni Dark  Link 08:28, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

User boxes
Who doesn't have these by now? Anyways, here they are...

(Note: This note is so my next section header isn't pushed aside.)

Sign My Page
The humble signature of Portal-  Kombat

Hey, nice page. user:dragonmaster kayla

yawn Oni Dark   Link 16:12, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

im signing again with my new colour fonted sig! Oni Dark Link 12:22, 12 April 2009 (UTC) !!

You a Fantastic Four fan? Big Poe=Nice Guy

K. watcher, your user page is marvalous, mine is a piece of *************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************. i really love it. wish i had the time to do something as wonderful as yours, but alas i cannot. oh and don't be afraid to ask more people about wake the wind it is a nice idea but, just needs more people for it to become really serious. (no I'm not gay just saying) User:Ccbermanzzpedia