User:Metroidhunter32

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Hi i'm metroidhunter32 and as you might have guessed I'm on wikitroid allot. I do however like the zelda series and will hang out here allot.

Funney quotes
If I see a funny quote on any of the wikis I frequent or visit I will put it here for the sake of your amusment

"All goverments are corrupt. It is all a matter of degree"

-myself

" The perceived badassery of any given action will increase tenfold if the action is performed while on fire"

-Oath to Order

"I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word of what I'm saying."

-Triforce 14

"Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!"

-Triforce 14

"How can you trust a guy who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."

-AuronKaizer

"THE CANADIANS ARE COMEING HIDE THE PANCAKES!!!!"

-Griffen78

"I'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you have come unarmed."

-Oddball464

Polls
Please don't vote unless you know what the things are. Could Link Defeat one of the original zebes metroids? Yes No Flip a coin Could he beat them the way they actually hunt, in packs? Yes No No idea

What is worse Stone tower's flaming finger in a E-rated game Ooccoo's breasts being fully visible in a T-rated game

Which is more disturbing Tingle The fact link is engaged to a fish

WHAT IS UP WITH THAT STUPID HAT He keeps his gear in it It hides his evil deamon horns He just likes looking stupid

Who's side are you on? The good side The bad side Your own side

Why did the makers of wind waker make the sage of the earth temple a bird? oversight a sense of irony budget cuts kept them from making a new character

Why does the fisherman want to be shot with arrows He really does need acupuncture He's suicidal He's emo

What is up with that stupid hat (revised edition) He keeps his gear in it He likes looking stupid Faroe has a fetish

Do I make too many polls? Yes No Yes but they are good

Free response questions
Kinda stealing watcher's idea here but instead of giving you a series of options for a question you can put anything you want. I'll add a question every now and then feel free to answer old ones. Also I will not proceed until I see an answer I like so chose wisely.

First question
Why is Orca, a swordsman, never seen with any weapon other than a spear

Second question
What did majora's mask plan on doing after killing everything?

Stealing Ganon's role as main villain in every Zelda game after Majora's Mask. Portal- Kombat

I'm going to go with what I put on Majora's page in the first place (yes that was me). Majora is a genocidal bastard who is extremely sadistic to the point that he wants to kill everything for kicks. Seems plausible enough (I thought so since the Moon's smile began to widen when the Guardians were struggling near the end). Big Poe=Nice Guy

Third question
How can link survive being hit by an ax bigger than him?

Oh I don't know... oh yeah! It's a VIDEOGAME!!! The laws of nature can be significantly twisted. Big Poe-Nice Guy

Perhaps the axe-wielder dulled his axe on the last adventurer. Or maybe he's just nice. Right. Dekutulla

Fourth question
Why doesn't Gandorf use some of his dark magic to sense that Link poses a threat and kill him back BEFORE he gathers all the ancient magic and enchanted weapons?

Believe me on this one: most video game villains who have nigh-omnipotent magical capabilities and are supposedly uber-intelligent don't ever think it's a good idea to kill the hero at the very beginning of the game. Think about it Sephiroth never did it, Gruntilda never did it and (I know you know this one) Mother Brain never did it. The only villain who has a good reason for not offing the hero instantaneously is Majora: he was influencing Skull Kid's decisions not controlling them so Skull Kid didn't really want to kill Link. --Big Poe=Nice Guy 12:43, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

sephrot couldnt kill cloud at the start of the game big poe. cloud was the key part of sephorts whole plan. as for link im guessing this is what ganondorf was thinking when he saw the threat. "o look. a little midget is trying to defeat me. maybe i should go and kill him before he gets powerful...nah. i just had lunch". Oni Dark  Link  15:20, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I've never played a Final Fantasy game (let alone Final Fantasy 7) so I don't really know the full extent of what he did. Also I do acknowledge the fact some other villains probably had a good reason for not offing the hero at the beginning of the game: I think all 3 main Kingdom Hearts antagonists needed the hero for their plot. --Big Poe=Nice Guy 20:08, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Fifth Question
Why does nobody ever think to use the triforce, or a piece of it as a weapon?

Because it's in the Sacred Realm, behind the Door of Time, which can only be opened by the 3 Spiritual Stones and it takes a helluva lot of hard work to actually get a piece of it, let alone the whole thing. Alternatively you could just slice off Link's/Zelda's/Ganondorf's hand and dissect the dismembered appendage until you get to the damn thing. --Big Poe=Nice Guy 21:08, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Sixth Question
Why does goron link never stick in the ground when his spikes should act like a bunch of tiny anchors?

because hes goron link. goron link = legend (as in great character). Oni Dark  Link 08:33, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Seventh Question
Why does Gandorf have green skin when every other gerudo has brown skin?

Eighth Question
Why, after a thousand years, have the people in the great sea only made 4 civilized isles?

Ninth Question
Would this be a good thing? Please defend your arguments (note that this only applies to the first page and none of the latter.)

List of things that heroes should do
based off the list of evil a bunch of people have, only mine is a list of things that I would do if I were a hero. Actually I suppose I'm making the good guys evil but they are still on your side. If you have any suggestions put them on my talk page.

1. If I am armed with a super weapon that could destroy the evil guy easily but he has a companion at knife point I will ignore his requests to toss away the weapon. If he kills my companion I get to blow his head off.

2. If I have incapacitated a assassin I will kill him. If I let him go he'll be back in three days to kill me again with a backup squad.

3. If I am in a bar with someone watching me I will stick an arrow in his head rather than let him call in a bunch of evil guys. If he is not evil at least I practiced my archery.

4. If I am a secret mutant I will cover my tracks by killing everyone for a mile when I have to show my secret abilities.

5. If my companion gets shot in the leg and tells me to save my self I will do so. i will not be stupid and get caught with him.

6. I will not get a princess following me unless she can fight or cast spells. Otherwise she is just a late sleeping dead weight.

7. When the bad guy starts monologuing i will not let him finish. I will instead spray him with a machine gun while he talks.

8. I will never cut the red wire. I will instead throw in a fragmentation grenade thereby cutting every wire with as small amount of explosives posible.

9. If I get a invatation to join the bad guy I will graciously accept and kill him later when his gaurd is down.

10. Rather than challange the bad guy to a one on one duel I will send an assasin to kill him.

11. I will import said assasin from japan. There are 2 reasons for this. One, japaneese assasins are ninja whose stealth is only matched by rangers, and they only work in the forest. two, if a ninja gets caught he will kill himself by any means possible to punish himself. Thus I don't get betrayed.

12. I will not taunt and be rude to the bad guy if I am totaly at his mercy.

13. Every one on my team will know that if I tell a open and obious lie to play along.

14. I will never openly insult the evil king unless I've got a small army already

15. If the baddy is holding the girlfriend hostage just blow up his hideout without rescuing the girl. New babes are easier to get than trekking through a complex, trap ridden, villain's lair

16. If someone just appears out of nowere to help me in a fight and is only interested in doing good I will be suspicious. If they are sadistic and cruel but don't like the bad guy I will accept them without a complaint.

17. I will always listen to the crazy old man or woman in the mountain who has a sudden trance and tells me to do something specific.

18. I will stay away from any girl that I might develop a romantic interest in until after the baddie is beat. Otherwise they will just constantly distract me and cause me to make bad decions. 19. When sneaking into a villins lair if he is an amature I will use side routes. If he is experience I will never rule out the front door as the side routes are probally covered. If he is a true expert I will have to find some special way in as everything will be covered.

20. I will forget the stupid cat

21. Never split up into groups of less then three

22. If I see undisputable proof that some monster is near me I will run away really really fast.

23. I will ensure that every spot is well lit without a multiple of shadows.

24. Escape pods will always be fully loaded and ready to go right away.

25. The way to abort the self destruct will be a simple switch that disables it right away while the activation will be a relativly complex undertaking that can not be simply activated during a fight.

26. Seriously, get off the conyevor belt.

27. I will always look up and behind me.

28. If the guy at the door says that they've been expecting me I will consider wheather or not I'm going into a hostile area.

29. I will be on the look out for people who have read the list of evil.

30. The old bald guy will always kick my ass.

31. Assume that if they're drooling they're hungry.

32. My hat is not worth my life

33. I am not above torture, bribery, extortion, seduction, and murder.

34. All negotiations go faster with a -12 gauge shotgun resting on the other guy's forhead

35. He who lacks legs cannot chase me.

36. If I just fought an extended war to kill the bad guy I will not save him from falling off the cliff into the lava.

37. Yes I will be better than him if I kill him. The fact I won the fight is proof of that.

38. I need that guy's wallet way more then he does

39. I will constantly watch myself for signs of corruption

40. If it ruins the bad guy's plans and saves thousands of people then yes, I will die

41. If the bad guy refers to mhimself in the third person then he is a egomaniac and I should exploit that.

42. If the bad guy is constanly throughing around magic and power he is probally faking it. Otherwise it is the real deal.

that's all for now more coming soon.