Zeldapedia:Temple of Courage/Archive 22

Week 90: Part-time Employee vs. Salvatore
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In the light brown corner is a man working in the Trading Post of Clock Town when the owner is busy (possibly) being a fence for stolen goods. Disinterested in pretty much everything, and stealing Rupees from Crows in his time off...THIS. IS. THE PAAAAAART-TIIIIIME EMPLOYEEEEEE!!!

In the navy blue corner is guy who works the Sinking Ships mini-game on Windfall Island and the Barrel Shoot game on Spectacle Island. For every customer, he is forced to act out an introduction to the mini-games, and for each one of these acts of self-debasement, his urge to kill rises ever higher...THIS. IS. SAAAAALVATOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!

What is there to say? These guys are ready to take out their frustrations at being stuck in dead-end jobs on each other! The sole survivor may be found in the unemployment line after the battle, as he was fired for ducking out on his shift to participate in deadly mayhem! Now then...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! (Stinking, thankless job. Why am I doing this?)
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Votes for Part-time Employee

 * 1) My vote's on the part-time employee! - ZeldaFan11
 * 2) He just. don't. care. --Stars   talk   FUN!  19:28, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) You can steal his money and then give it back to him by buying something he doesnt know anything about Oni Dark  Link 20:36, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 4) He has a real job. --Sincerely Haru Mclean Namikaze HaruMcleanNamikazeAvatar.jpg Kana: ナミカゼ ハ ル マクリーン, Romaji: Namikaze Haru Makurīn
 * 5) Free money!--Farore.din.nayru (talk) 21:01, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 6) What do you expect from a guy working the graveyard shift?--RedeadhunterRedead.pngContributions Edits 23:58, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) I just found him to be more amusing. Oddball 464 00:20, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous votes

 * 1) I HATE Salvatore!
 * 2) Salvatore was so freaking annoying...he would fall asleep and I really wanted to SLAP HIM when he used those stupid pictures for his games!
 * 3) Salvatore's friggin annoying and retarded. He doesn't like his job. PTE isn't annoying or retarded, and he hates his job. You do the math
 * 4) He works the graveyard shift. And Salvatore is annoying..
 * 5) He is way cooler than Salvador!!


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Votes for Salvatore

 * 1) He's a badass. Even though it's fun knocking the Part-time dude down from a tree and watch him suffer...SPLISH! KABOOOOOOOOOOM! HOOORAY YAY! *alarm sound* --Auron  Kaizer !  18:55, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) hes just so much cooler and his slits are amusingDevdude (talk) 19:18, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) You just got to give a guy respect when he acts like girl, pirates, and children. And when he acts in his sleep... -  McGillivray  227
 * 4) Just cause--DarkTriforce (talk) 20:17, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 5) Salvatore FTW!!! He actually put some effort into his job. And he kept two at once! Docter Ted
 * 6) Splish-- MaloMart  ( talk ) Malo.png 20:33, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) I've beaten Majora's Mask, and the Part-time Employee doesn't really stand out much for me. It was weird that he was in a tree, though. Salvatore, on the other hand, is humorous, strange, and unique. T h e Midna Laughing.png 20:35, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 8) Spluuuuuuush. Funny sound effects!  Ray Talk 2 meDoggie Mask.gif 21:22, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 9) KABOOOM! Splish. -- Deku  Stick   Master 
 * 10) Salvatore reminds me of Squidward, who is my favorite SpongeBob SquarePants character. (I stopped watching that show a few years ago, because the episodes were getting worse and worse as the seasons dragged on.) --Ceiling Master (talk) 22:56, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 11) His weird personality shifts between being unbelievably bored and eerily flamboyant and extraverted was both creepy and awesome. Also, his minigames were pretty cool.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  00:52, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 12) I love how you can see him outside when he's asleep, nodding off through a portrait of a man in pajamas.  Portal-  Kombat
 * 13) Splish...splish...ka-ba...uh...line? Oh. Ka-boom! Now that's a job. Jedimasterlink (talk) 18:22, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 14) This guy is just awesome. End of story. Hero of Men (talk)
 * 15) On spectacle island this guy can sleep through a ghost ship sighting.  That deserves some merit in my opinion, as the ghost ship (tied with the arbiter's grounds) are the two things I find scariest in zelda, although i may be alone in that opinion.--Tehmeganerd (talk) 22:13, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 16) Even though I liked both charatcers, I thought that Salvatore was more interesting, and even more of a piss off in his own rightously lack-luster way.--  C  2  / C C  23:28, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 17) He's so emotionless, it's both cool and annoying at the same time... TheUltimateHokage88 (talk) 01:05, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * 18) I have to go with this guy. Hes hilarious. --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 23:01, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * 19) He's a fun- psychotic-boat-loving-squid-killing-job-hating-employee. The other guy is just kinda there.(Darknut15 (talk) 23:46, March 16, 2010 (UTC))
 * 20) Have to go with the named character here. --Salnax (talk) 04:12, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
 * 21) The following text will make absolutely no sense unless you click it. snore.... mmgggaagaabaaahhh... mmmkaabooommmm... ffaaaaabooommmmkaasplisshhhh... mmmaammmmmm... sigh  HO HO HO HO HO HO HO  HM HM HM *siren* BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM SPLISH UMM BLEE BLEE BLEE HO HO SPLISH —Lisa  URAQT  Tetra.png
 * 22) Because he makes me laugh Grax638 (talk)
 * 23) Well, its obvious I like the mini game, his eternal disposition and lots of money so Salvatore wins this one for me. That and at least he has a name, unlike somebody up for votes in this ToC...--ComeBackKing (talk) 05:56, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
 * 24) Salvatore is simply amazing! He adds a childish yet very humorous and fun touch to every game he's in! His first battleship style mini game holds a special place in my heart. Braelolk  (talk)
 * 25) I held off voting for so long because it was a landslide and tried to vote the other way but I just couldn't put myself to go against Salvatore. --Birdman5589 (talk) 21:49, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous votes

 * 1) Go Salvatore!
 * 2) Because he lets you play with bombs.
 * 3) I like those cardboards he keeps putting over his face, so I vote for him, even though I was never able to clear his game...
 * 4) Even though I hate him so much for setting up an impossible game on Bannan Island, he is still awesome because you don't lose the stuff he gives you if you play a song.
 * 5) This guy is funny
 * 6) KABOOOM
 * 7) My vote goes to Salvatore for using those weird cardboard cutouts and fake accents.
 * 8) I've seen salvatore.  He can get pretty steamed, and he if he could take it out on someone, he would probably rip them to SHREDS!!!
 * 9) Salvatore's introductions were mildly amusing. -Isdrakthul
 * 10) Three words: Little Girl hooray. Plus the fact that he uses another cardboard just to sleep.
 * 11) Salvatore's game: 10 rupees. His kaboom sound: Priceless. Lol...that sounds like a LoZ credit card commercial...


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Peanut Gallery
Apparently the Salvatore side is much noisier than the other side. KABOOM AND SPLISH! T h e ™ 21:43, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

i meant to say skits by the wayDevdude (talk) 06:33, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * You can edit your votes, you know.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  06:44, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

I can't wait to see who wins. Two minor characters from great games. 75.22.102.34

I only just realized, but the last four fights including this one all include characters from majoras mask.--Tehmeganerd (talk) 22:17, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Mmhmm. And if you ask me, it's no coincidence the characters from MM won. 75.22.102.34

Im not exactly saying that im questioning why they won, i love majoras mask, i was saying i wonder why so many mm characters in recent fights.---Tehmeganerd (talk) 23:37, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * I think it might be partly due to the fact that MM re-uses and inspires a lot of stuff in Zelda. This is also my third MM WW fight that got through, creepy.--RedeadhunterRedead.pngContributions

Hey, AK, you're the one who did it of your own volation this week. Can't really be complaining... Sincerely, Watcher. Edits 01:19, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * Hehe, jokes are fun. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  02:55, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

Just out of sheer curiosity does anyone else hate the ghost ship or even find it remotely creepy? ---Tehmeganerd (talk) 18:58, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

From PH or WW? If from WW, not really. If from PH, not really either. Lol. Why did I make 2 sentences for the same response? 75.22.102.34

Definetly the wind waker one. It is shrouded in total mystery and is much scarier. Especially when, YOU GOT A TRIFORCE CHART! YAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA! Link gets freaked out and passes out and awakens on his boat.O_o ---Tehmeganerd (talk) 22:24, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

I hate it :D. --Sincerely Haru Mclean Namikaze Kana: ナミカゼ ハ ル マクリーン, Romaji: Namikaze Haru Makurīn

How do i vote? <3 ZeldaQueen12
 * You actually pay attention to what you're doing instead of totally ignoring the "DO NOT ADD COMMENTS OR EDIT ANYTHING BELOW THIS LINE!!!" messages.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  04:05, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Huh, so im NOT alone on the whole hating the ghost ship thing. Surprising.--Tehmeganerd (talk) 19:47, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Wow I love how Ceiling Master felt it necessary to clarify that he doesn't watch Spongebob.--DarkTriforce (talk) 00:27, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

Is anybody else annoyed by the votes that use "he has a name" as reasoning for voting for Salvatore?  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  08:30, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
 * The only possible way that reasoning could be worse was if it was used in a fight involving "Them" --<font color ="#68E0D0">Stars <font color ="#187868">talk  http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/pyroac/Starssprite.gif 14:47, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes. Namely, me. Jedimasterlink (talk) 17:03, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

YAY SALVATORE IS WINNING!!! <3 ZeldaQueen12


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