Mr. Write

Mr. Write is a scholar who lives in a house in the northern part of the mysterious forest. His appearance is inspired by the similarly-named Dr. Wright, a green-haired computer assistant who would sometimes appear in the SNES version of SimCity, who in turn is named after SimCity designer Will Wright.

He also appeared in Oracle of Seasons (although not named) and The Minish Cap featured a parody of him, Mr. Left.

To add a comedic flair, Mr. Write writes a love letter to an unknown admirer whom he too "loves." She is actually a goat from Animal Village and gives Mr. Write a picture of Princess Peach from the notable Mario series. He believes 'Peach' to be his admirer. Link has no comment on the bizzarity of the situation.