User:XXXXX

Hi! I'm XXXXX, I'm a buraucrat here on Zeldapedia. If you need help with ANYTHING at all that has to do with Zeldapedia or the Legend of Zelda, than just tell me on my talk page.

By the way, if you don't like it, I am sorry that this page is obscenely long.

But be glad you weren't here earlier. It was huge. One of the longest on the site. Over 73 kilobytes long at its height of obscene length. I took out some of the content so those with dial-up could visit this page with relative ease.

Don't forget to sign your name on the signature section.

Biography
I was born in an unlit hospital. The people are required by law there to wear blindfolds. I want to save the world in secret. Oh! And my name is XXXXX XXXX.Talk to Me!

I shall never tell you my name, my age, or my 3rd cousin's first and last name. (Which I actually know)

If I ever give you a photo of myself on the internet, I'll be in the background with Matthew, the check-out guy at Wal-Mart in the foreground. Or the photo of me scuba diving, wearing a body mask, standing behind a tree, holding an apple on my head wearing 20's clothing, or wearing a shirt saying "My real name is Pete" to lead you falsely. Or get a tan, colored contacts, glasses, and hair dye. So if I ever DO give you a photo, it won't be much help.

I'm also on SmashWiki, Fantendo, Nickelodeon, Illogicopedia (You don't want to know care) and a few others. I have now idea why I edit the SmashWiki because I hate the way they run things there. When they do have good stuff, it's pretty nice, so I won't suggest not going there for Super Smash Bros. info.

Two weird things and Zeldaesque about me: I listen to Zelda music and use Zelda terminology regularly.

My real name is classified. I aim to make Zeldapedia better all around. I think every Legend of Zelda rocks. Paricularly in this order:

Top Zelda Titles
1. Twilight Princess!!! I love everything about his game. And playing it on the Wii makes it even better!

3. Majora's Mask. This was a number one until 2006. Story, gameplay, scenery, all great.

2. Wind Waker. This was a great game, and I liked the principle of sailing instead of horseback riding.

4. Ocarina of Time was pretty cool, but it kind of lacked the kind of features I enjoy in a game. It was a great game overall though.

5. A Link to the Past was good too. It was kind of hard to play and I thought it was a little dark, but only a little. But it was fun.

6. Oracle of Ages was okay. It wasn't bad.

7. Zelda II was pretty fun. Just... Not as good. But that was an 80's game.

8. Legend of Zelda. You know, the first one? I hated that pretty much. It was just not good quality.

I wish I could play Phantom Hourglass but I don't have a DS.

Legend of Zelda: Lost Light
It is a fan game I have had in my mind since I was XX. Due to the ancient status of my out of date laptop, it will stay in my mind until further notice. It does not exist.

My Timeline
My page about it is right here

To-Do
I have to do all this.

The Mass Menagerie
Just click on the title's link. It's a multi-use sub-userpage that's becoming pretty active. But you can still suggest content on it whenever you want.

I Hate NBB
If you read my userboxes, than you know that I, XXXXX, hate NBB. I hate everything about them. Any way, I'm showing you why I hate them, with slight emphasis on Nat Wolff, (We all know where HE came from) and here it goes:


 * They can't play a note. Nat's voice, (or who ever lip syncs for him) sounds like he's screaming, running through a bed of broken glass and rusty nails with mashed potatoes stuffed in his throat.


 * Their songs, (Or who ever wrote the first few. Who can write music at four besides Mozart? They don't have nearly that IQ, you know. Average or more.) have no meaning. They say they have meaning, but the meaning of the meanings don't mean anything, and are inspired by things that have no meaning. I need another word for "meaning."


 * Their show is put on TEENick, which is a waste of our valuable timeslots. Their show would get more views if it played after Blue's Clues.


 * Rosalina?! Hah! Alyson DiMeco, stop agreeing to play in a show where your character is a bunch of lies, when it "claims" to be based on something real! And "manager." Quit.


 * They get credit for being good looking. Well here's an undoctored closeup of Nat's mouth


 * They should have changed their band's name when they got mature! Oh, no wonder they haven't changed it yet.


 * They don't deserve their own show. Maybe a bunch of people said, "Hey. You guys [Parents] are kind of celebrities, so do you want to put your kids on their own sho- Ahhh! What's that noise!?" Parents replied, "Oh, that's their band." "Oh. Snap. Well, you'll be amazed with what you can do with computers these days." And apparently, those computers didn't work.


 * They claim that this is a documentary. Let me finish this later. I'm watching the show's credits scroll by. Yes, those credits about who writes and directs those shows sure are amusing.


 * They're Preteens/Early Teens/Children. I don't get why 25 year old women paid to show feelings other than complete disgust toward them make sense to viewers.


 * The song "Eventually" deserves its own reason. Ahem. "The song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually. Yes the song will find us all eventually." Aaaagh!


 * I saw this on the commercial because I was too hateful of them to watch it: "Do you think he loves her too?" "No! I love you, Rosalina! I love you! How can she not know that I love her?!" Rosalina *Cough*Alyson DiMeco*Cough* is in the doorway. "She does now." "Hi." They took the worst soap opera they could find and maid a heinous parody of it.

I've seen people vandalize NBB related pages on Wikipedia dozens of times. It's no wonder with all these reasons for hating them. It's too bad I missed Nat's bar mitzvah (He's Jewish). I was going to send him a crate of scorpions. Then there's Alex Wolff, but he's too stupid to open the box, or pronounce the word "bar mitzvah". His brain would crack in half if it made a synapse.

Do You Hate Them Too?
If you do, say so here.
 * Never bothered to watch it. Why am I here? Two reasons: 1) Because I hate shows or stories that deal with kids in middle school through collage and 2) they disgrace true music. Oath to Order 19:34, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * I hate them too, and I am using your userboxes to prove it. Mr kmil
 * Hey, anything that is popular sucks!. Never heard of them though...until now. -- Auron  Kaizer  21:29, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Because they are a discrace, and that their lead singer is gay . HE SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL AND HE CALLS HIMSELF A MAN?! PROBLEMS!!! -- Uber Phoeb
 * UberPhoeb, please do not use the word "gay" as an insult. LadyNorbert 23:32, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Some blind mokey *censored**censored* thought they were cute. Also, note i refere to the *censored* bags as "they". they don't deserve LIFE!!!emem123292
 * Like I predict with Hannah Montana, very popular stars child stars ussually end up like Britanny Spears and the Olsen Twins. They probably will, or at least some of them. - solar flute
 * NBB SUCKS! It's a bunch of snot nosed little bratty kids pretending to play instruments and sing. One time a teenage kid tried to crash a plane into a Hannah Montana concert. Now I wish he would have flown it into the studio where they make NBB.User:Ascended Wolf
 * :D SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS! --Seablue254 15:19, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Yep sounds like Micheal Jackson (Before he was white), Hannah Montana, and Briteney Spears in a music concert at the same time--Power courage wisdom and time 15:30, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

I love techno but they SuCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--Toonlink 19:13, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
 * I hate them because my girlfriend used to ask me why I can't be more like them but I also want to thank you for makeing this part of the your page because when she read it she saw the true side of them and now she understands why people hate them and she hates them to.--Gamer0718:00, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
 * I hated them the day those *Censored* came out.They are just like Hannah Motanna "Im not worth it!"{Hannah)SHUT UP HANNAH!!!NBB needs to be sued and sent to jail.Thats what I think of them.:D Marexl 18:09, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
 * i know an expert hacker. i asked him to edit a game he didn't want 2 make all the enemies look like the NBB (it a really bloody game)........ it'll b the best game ever!!! emem
 * I actually like good music. Like Disturbed and Aerosmith and The Who.  Not like these guys (if they're guys).  And I really don't like posers.  Musicians?  Bad actors with instruments is more like it.  --Moblin slayer 00:54, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Eh, I don't particularly HATE them. I just find them distasteful. Chances are, like solar flute said, they'll end up like Britany Spears. Dark(er) Link, Dark Link&#39;s Evil(er) Twin 16:22, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
 * ummm ok so ive never herd them and so i serched them on youtube and boy do they suck.
 * i never heard them so i searched them on youtube and boy as soon as they started singing i felt like i was chokeing and that reminds me of the naked brothers band and hanamontanaaaaa...they will crash and burn. some may say i dont have a taste for well.... rock or what evr they sing cause
 * Everyone has said what needs to be said about them. Good to see that there are so many NBB haters! PGU27

To use the internet vernacular, lolwut?

 * For those of us who are past the age of 25 (though I'm starting to think that might just be me), who are these people? LadyNorbert 23:31, 27 May 2008 (UTC)


 * A bunch of annyoing kids who have no talent but for some cryptic reason, got their own TV show. XXXXX 00:50, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Pay off. Oath to Order 00:51, 28 May 2008 (UTC)


 * XXXXX, about your comment above Oath to order's, that's television. Most TV shows are exactly like that. - solar flute


 * and to answer your question, it's a band called the naked brothers band ( I have no clue where that name came from). They sing childish songs like I don't want to got to school . - solar flute


 * ...even though there home schooled -_- emem

Polar Bears

 * Wanna crash the movie by going into Nick's mainframe and making it say "NBB is the WORST thing off ALL TIME, they must die, you must watch this over and over again until the time of the movie is over! I blocked off Nick from my TV cuz of that show... now I miss Spongebob. My parents are trying to block just that show... ~` Uber Phoeb (Fic WalkthruFullmetalpedia)

Why Link Never Takes Off his Hat
This is my fanfic comic from Fantendo. Read it for a chuckle or two.

Things I Believe in the Zelda Series

 * I think Malo being a 2-year old, is William Sidis in disguise.
 * Zant is pretty much a deranged freak.
 * The tall twili could be eaten as taffy.
 * Navi is annoying beyond all belief.

Character Annoying-ness Poll
Which of these characters of the series is more annoying? Navi! Who else?! No, Have you seen Zant? He's a few dozen sandwiches short of a picnic if you know what I mean! Tatl is a nag and twice as annoying as Navi! I woudn't be so sure. I say that Falbi is the most annoying! Hmmm. Not sure. Nintendo just has a nac for creating annoying characters! :)

Midna Translation
Okay, if you've played The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, you know that Midna talks in weird, unintelligible voices, such as Keepo, glo hinamogger! Well, I recorded some of those, and turned them into actual english language. Here's a few of the ones I heard. (I'll use parentheses for comments.)


 * Don ze pop-up!
 * He might cut cheese
 * You don't need anything.
 * Go pee on Regan. (Okay...)
 * Zeke gives you his eyes.
 * Coolly catch up with your beard. (This guy must have pretty athletic facial hair.)
 * Well, do you take pot? (Oh my gosh! She does drugs?!)
 * Bob!
 * Big anvil, knee up!
 * Dude, chew field rats. (That better not be on the south beach diet.)
 * The penguins...
 * ...Go to rake my auntie. (Those penguins are SO grounded.)
 * Anywhere we can find them, except here. (Which is a stupid way to end this.)

More coming soon

Signatures
Please sign your name here when you come to my userpage. In other words, if you haven't done it, and your reading this, doing this would be best.
 * 1) XXXXX? Your userpage is obscenely long. Fused Shadow 20:55, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

not long at all. Skull kid 23:02, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

It's argueable whether your page is long or not. Go to Golden Sun Universe and look up Erik the Appreciator or Hungry Paperweight. Theirs are long.... Murchadah 23:08, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

I have no idea why I put the "I like oatmeal" answer on my poll... XXXXX 16:27, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

TatlTael 19:28, 22 May 2008 (UTC) It's not as long as some other User Pages, but at least it isn't incredibly long because of that Evil Overlord List. You put a lot of cool stuff in it, and yuo've gotta respect that.

i'm signing! konichiwa! Sailormoonbeam02 18:57, 28 April 2008 (UTC) You think your userpage is long? No no no! This is a long userpage. --ChiefKakashi 18:23, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Of course, if The Mass Menagerie weren't seperate from my actual page, it would be longer. But it just may be the longest userpage on this wiki. XXXXX 19:55, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

I signed, GIMME MY PRIZE! -swipes XXXXX's chest and opens it- Ah sh-- "BOOM!" You hate me don't you? Dark(er) Link, Dark Link&#39;s Evil(er) Twin 16:32, 24 August 2008 (UTC)