User:Eyewarp

Hey. I'm Sir Real....it's supposed to be a pun...if you don't get it, I understand...it's supposed to sound like "surreal." Anyway, my favorite games in the series are Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Oracle of Ages/Seasons, Wind Waker, Minish Cap, and Twilight Princess. So....yeah. I love the music for this series a lot, especially the epic fight music. I also like the music done by Z.R.E.O. And, just for fun, here's my list of the top 10 most annoying characters in the whole series.

SIR REAL'S TOP 10 MOST ANNOYING ZELDA CHARACTERS
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10. Tokay They steal your stuff, and then they run and hide like cowards. Also, they think Link's one of them! God, I hate them. (Game: The Legend of Zelda:  Oracle of Ages)

9. Mido Overconfident, self-absorbed, and really annoying. (Game: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

8. Zill This brat is really disgusting...he keeps following you around with that long, gross strand of snot hanging out of his nose. Will someone please give this kid a tissue? (Games: The Legend of Zelda:  The Wind Waker)

7. Chudley Just seeing how greedy and stuck-up he was made me want to throw up. (Game: The Legend of Zelda:  Twilight Princess)

6. Postman Okay, I could stand him for a while, but he just got really annoying in Twilight Princess. (Games: The Legend of Zelda:  Majora's Mask The Legend of Zelda:  Oracle of Ages The Legend of Zelda:  The Minish Cap The Legend of Zelda:  Twilight Princess)

5. Princess Ruto ...so...clingy...get her away...please... (Game: The Legend of Zelda:  Ocarina of Time) Note:  Ruto does have one good use:

4. Percy Forget waterboarding, if the U.S. government needs torture methods, they should just get some of this guy's poetry. (Game: The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap)

3. Navi Need I say anything at all? The infamous little ball of blue...shiny...fairy...glitter...stuff never shuts up. Ever. (Game: The Legend of Zelda:  Ocarina of Time)

2. Tingle He's received even worse press than Navi. He's a 35-year-old man who acts as if he's two. Not to mention that the little thief takes your force gems in Four Swords Adventures. Seriously. HE'S THE JAR-JAR BINKS OF THE ZELDA UNIVERSE! (Games: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages The Legend of Zelda:  The Wind Waker The Legend of Zelda:  Four Swords Adventures The Legend of Zelda:  The Minish Cap and maybe more, I don't know. GOD, NINTENDO, STOP PUTTING HIM IN THE GAMES!!! NOBODY LIKES HIM!!!)

1. The Self-Proclaimed Hero Oh, man, does this guy piss me off. He's an embarrassment to Link. He's obviously a fan of Link who was dropped on his head when he was a baby. With his stupid belt with the heart buckle on it, his spear, his green santa hat, his bizarre ship which he calls the "Prince of the Red Lions," and his calling link "a fan," how can you not hate him? (Game: The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass)

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