User talk:Deku Scrub

Deku Palace Hello, and welcome to the DNN, thats the Deku News Network.  D eku N ews N etwork  Tuesday 27 August 2024 Today, we're at the Deku Palace in Termina where the Deku King says his thoughts on the Moon crashing into the Earth. "Quite frankly I do not care in the slightest," he says, "My daughter has been kidnaped by a horible monkey and I have no idea where she is!!!" In other news, Kafei is still missing. We have Anju, his girlfriend in the studio today. So Anju, we here that you are very unhappy. Anju: I am indeed. Sniffle. Kafei, if you are watching this, please come home.