User:Oni Dark Link/List of Left Handed Legends, the list formly known as "Oni's Favorite Leftos" until it was discovered that leftos isnt a real word

This is on my user page but i thought id make a sub page for it and expand out all the other people mentioned. So without further ado here we go.

Intro
Ciotód! I wanted to keep my page strictly Zelda instead of throwing a load of random things into it but i just dont know where to put this. i have compiled a list of my favorite left handed people in history. You will find that some of the best characters fictional characters and real are leftys. After you read this you'll never be able to look at leftys in a bad way again. So lets begin. lets look at the characters that had to be drawn with that little bit of extra care. So in no perticular order lets begin.

Me
Indeed i myself am left handed. What can i say? i'm a lefty in a right handed world and if you were left handed (and maybe you are) youd know it can sometimes be very annoying and very uncomfortable. Everyday tasks are a harder such as writing (my writing is terrible since my left hand sumges the ink) and opening jars (damn screw tops). But that is not to say i am ashamed of my left hand, god no. i am a lefty and proud of it. i feel it gives a certain uniqueness to me.

Link
Has to be here. hooray for the left handed wonder boy. But will he remain left handed for much longer? Indeed with the majority of the world being rightys and the next zelda game for a home video console will undoutably be on the wii will it result in a zelda game with a right handed Link? or will the right thing be done and the player will have the option of right or left handedness? I for one certainly hope so and its not just for my sake of course. its for links sake. you (the right handed population of the world) cant bully him into giving up that faboulas south paw. i encourage all rightys reading this to convert to lefthandedism right this instant!

and now so theres as much writing as there is picture a random quote.

"I found a mirror under this table"

yes are hero did say or think this at one stage... in a game. Zelda ii hated by many but loved by me features one small scene in which he said those words. i need more writing so..

"Come on"

yes he said that... in a game. you remember wind waker. you remember when you press R you hear a "come on".

Sephiroth
Got to love this guy. He is probly the only bad guy better then Ganondorf. yes sephy is a lefty and still one hell of a good swords man. Statitics do show that left handed people or more inclind to suffer from schizophrenia. maybe the proof his here with this loveable killer. Left handed people are also ment to show a certain degree of ambitextory since they are forced to use there right hande alot (like using the mouse on a computer) this can also be proven with early concept are of him holding a Msamune in his right hand and very brief moments of right hand holding in before crisis.

now for a random quote

"No cloud, this is not fun. Fun is running your girlfriend through with a Masamune. Fun is playing scrabble with mother. Fun is chaining you to a chair and giving you a hair cut six inches too low!"

ok so sephiroth never said this in a game but there is a hilarious parody of final fantasy vii on you tube and its not crudely drawn pictures or cosplay. its hacking the game to put characters in funny situations and saying funny things. Check it out. might not be for you children though.

"I will... never be a memory" (Or "I will not become a mere memory" direct translation)

Gray Fox
The invisible sword swinging cyber ninja from mgs1 (yeah thats the only fox related image on this wiki) I havn't played the first gen games and couldn't tell you his handedness in them (it probably wouldn't show) but in metal gear solid 1 he no longer has a right arm and is fairly skillfully cutting people to shreds with that left hand. truly one of the best characters in the franchise with an amazing death. Go Grey Fox.

Random quote

"Neither enemy or friend. I am back from a world were such words are meaningless"

"A courned fox is more dangerous then a jackal"

Cervantis
Another incredably brilliant villan is left handed (I think) He is the fearsome undead pirate of the spanish seas and true weilder of Soul Blade (be gone with you seighfried). He fights with two swords but i believe he is left handed because 1. He uses the bigger sword in his left hand (bigger=heavier=stronger arm) 2. He primarly kicks with his left leg 3. He is insanely brilliant.

Random Quotes

"Your Soule is mine"

"Stop Struggling!"

Crazy Hand
muhahahah Theres noting really to say about this guy except hes a huge left hand (got to love the idea) and is excedingly more powerful then his right handed counter part (well defenetly in melee anyway) as he should be.

random quote.

"MUhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah"

Obama
The current ruler and king of America. Let it be known across the world that america is not ruled by the mighty iron left hand. No seriously this guy is pretty cool as far as americans presidents go. Another great thing abouthim is that he is claiming irish blood. And not noly Irish blood but offaly blood (for the naive offaly is one of 32 different countys {kind of like american states}ireland is split up into) which just so happens to me my home county. Go Ireland! Go Offaly! and Go OBAMA!

Da Vinci
What a man Probably the greatest polymath, scientist, mathematician, engineer, inventor, anatomist, painter, sculptor, architect, botanist, musician and writer of all time. Lookk at his beard. The guy rocks. He wrote backwards! With his left hand! how can you not love a guy like that. Hes higher then einstien in my books. you could even say "The scope and depth of his interests were without precedent...His mind and personality seem to us superhuman, the man himself mysterious and remote" (no i didnt say that its a quote incase you missed the ")

random quote

the guy lived in the renasonce. how the hell am i meant to get a quote from him. i know ill just redo with that quote up there.

"The scope and depth of his interests were without precedent...His mind and personality seem to us superhuman, the man himself mysterious and remote"

Zorro
What? zora is the closest thing to zorro on this wiki. In the 1978 version of the film i seen to day he was and thats all that matters. besides theres like seven zorros isnt there? some of them are bound to be left handed. What else can i say about the mexican liberator? not much except im convinced hes the guy batman is based on. yeah he was one hell of a guy that zorro.

random quote

... I dont speak spanish...

Mr Burns
Probably isnt left handed in every episode but in the episode based on left handedness (what an episode) he is and thats all that matters. Hoora for the evil left handed billion air.

Miyamoto
Not strickly a lefty but go Nintendo. What i mean by not strictly left handed is that hes what we all secretly wish to be. Thats right. Hes an ambo. But fear not. He chooses left over right and you should too. ITs for this reason that so many loveable Nintendo characters are leftys such as Link (above), Mario (dont get me wrong i love him but dont want to make this page too long thats all), all pokemon avitars and the ice climbers (there are more but you know).

to be expanded upon at another time

 * Alexander the Great
 * Aristotle
 * Ben Stiller
 * BIll Gates
 * Bin laden
 * Brad Pitt
 * Caesar
 * Darth Maul (strangly only when using his light sbaer duely)
 * Dr Gero
 * Einstein
 * Exodia
 * Fidel Castro
 * Gandhi
 * Alot of the best final fantasy characters
 * Hannah Montana
 * Hitler
 * Ignatius
 * Jasper Hale
 * Jeanne d'Arc
 * Morgan Freeman
 * Napolian (and his wife)
 * Owen Wilson
 * Pierce Brosnan
 * Polar Bears (and all other types of bears)
 * Queen Victoria
 * Ramses II
 * Robert De Nero
 * Many Simpsons characters
 * Wall-E