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 Awesomeness warning : Details involving myself and how awesome I may or may not be follow.

About me
'''Hello there gentlemen! I'm Minish Link, and your base most probably are belonging to me!''' Um, yeah. Anyway, hi all, I'm Minish, unless you're a noob you probably know me somehow or another, whether it's because I'm an idiot or because I'm an administrator. Because of that there latter fact, I'd be happy to help you with any of your questions/concerns/etc. so if you need anything, just drop a note on my talk page there. Anyway, err, have fun reading my random crap. Bye then!

Friends

 * My friends (or who I can consider my friends) are:
 * AuronKaizer (Also known as the Dufus™ MoronEmporer)
 * DekuStickMaster (Also known as the Dufus™ PogoStickApprentice)
 * Xykeb Zraliv
 * Pie145 (Also known as the Dufus™ Pi314)
 * Lisa URAQT (Also known as the Dufus™ Lisa, You're a Quit!)
 * McGillivray227 (Also known as the Dufus™ McGilligan's Island)
 * The Midna (Also known as the Dufus™ A Midna)
 * Ccbermanzzpedia (Also known as the Dufus™ Germanxxxpedia)
 * EveryDayJoe45 (Also known as the Dufus™ CupO'Joeat4:55PM)
 * Isdrakthül (Also known as the Dufus™ Is Dracul?)
 * Birdman5589
 * Jäzzi (Also known as the Dufus™ PianoEvan)
 * Fierce Deku

Random Facts About me
About me personally= Gaming-wise= Wiki-wise= Music-wise= Book-wise= Webcomics=
 * I'm 14 years old.
 * I have anxiety issues.
 * I have brown hair and brown eyes.
 * I was in a relationship with a user here once.
 * I own an iPod Touch 2G, an iPod Touch 4G, a desktop computer, two DS Lites, a DSi, a 3DS, a PS3, a Wii, a Gamecube, a Gameboy Advance, and a Gameboy Advance SP.
 * I have a Playstation Network account, but I have few online enabled games. However, if you have one and I know you well enough, I'd be happy to add you.
 * One of my favourite games is Metroid Prime Trilogy.
 * Others, for the record, include Ocarina of Time 3D, Cave Story, Portal 2, Pokemon Emerald, The World Ends with You and The Minish Cap among others. I have many 'favourite' games.
 * My favourite Mario games are Paper Mario and Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.
 * I'm a fan of the LittleBigPlanet, Mario, Metroid, Pokemon, Zelda, Final Fantasy, and Kirby series among many other standalone titles and series.
 * I'm a Dufus™.
 * I'm was in The Minish Cap Challengers.
 * I made the pages Item Bulb, Hyrule Town Sewers, Ice Block, Kinstone Bag, and Map of Hyrule, Stockwell's House, and a few more and I'm damn proud of them!
 * I completely rewrote the Fortress of Winds page.
 * I completely rewrote the The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap plot section.
 * I helped defailificate the Kokiri Article. AK did most of the work though.
 * I cleaned up the Akira Himekawa manga articles.
 * I was a rollbacker for around a year, and now I'm an administrator.
 * I'm a fan of the bands Green Day, Snow Patrol, Eve 6, Train, Linkin Park, and Oasis (along with more I don't care to list right now).
 * As for singular singers, I like Sara Bareilles, Drake Bell, and Five for Fighting.
 * I love the Harry Potter series and they're my favourite books of all time.
 * I really enjoy the 'Graceling series' or whatever they call it as well (Graceling, Fire).
 * I'm a big fan of The Graveyard Book.
 * I loved If I Stay and Where She Went by Gayle Forman.
 * I've read the Twilight series, and at the time actually enjoyed them.
 * I own probably half of the published Zelda manga.
 * Other series I've read include Leven Thumps, Skullduggery Pleasant, The Mysterious Benedict Society, and some of the Wrinkle in Time series (though I do own all the books).
 * I'm a big fan of the Wolves of Mercy Falls series.
 * I've read many Warriors books.
 * Because I love Greek mythology, I love the Percy Jackson books.
 * Watchmen is amazing.
 * I read Order of the Stick and I think it's amazing. Elan and Vaarsuvius are my favorite characters.
 * I also read xkcd, which I think is great.
 * I really love Misfile.
 * Though by the time you're reading this it's probably outdated, I'm currently reading the archive of Goblins.
 * I'm not sure which is my favorite webcomic-- either Order of the Stick or Misfile.

Theories
Theories I believe= Theories I don't believe=
 * Sheik is female.
 * TP and MM Skull Kids are the same.
 * Link was looking for Navi in the beginning of MM. This is practically not even a theory; it's pretty damn obvious.
 * The Stone Tower Temple is an insult to the Goddesses. Now, I haven't finished Majora's Mask, so I don't know a whole lot about this, but I've read things about this theory and it seems pretty obvious that that's the case.
 * The Keaton Mask Soldier is the Boy in the Graveyard's dad. This is even more obvious than the Link is looking for Navi one.
 * Zant is anything that isn't a Twili.
 * Link is mute.
 * The Multiple Ganon Theory.
 * Sheikah evolved into Rito or pretty much any theory concerning the Rito for that matter. However, this was proved wrong now anyway as the Zora are the Rito's ancestors.
 * Jabu Jabu is Jabun. At first I believed this, but the Prima guides have LOADS of inconsistencies and they look nothing alike.

Movie Reviews
Yep, time yet again to take a page out of AK's book. This means movie reviews! This will probably like, never be updated ever ever ever, because I rarely ever watch new movies, but hey. Gotta start somewhere, right? I'll add a new movie when I watch it.

Watchmen (9/10)
So, who does watch the Watchmen? Well, aside from those who see the film, I mean. HAHAHAHA GET IT no really. Watchmen gets a lot of hate from both critics and those who've read the graphic novel of the same name, but I find this all needless; Watchmen is a near-perfect film adaptation of the graphic novel (and when I say near-perfect, we all know it's not because of the chick who plays Laurie). Patrick Wilson and Jackie Earle Haley are both brilliant in this film as Nite Owl and Rorschach (!!!). Basically, the movie starts out with the murder of a man by the name of Edward Blake. Rorschach starts investigating and things, er...go either downhill or uphill from there depending on the perspective. Anyway, the acting's great, the scenery's great, and the story changes are literally just right (no, seriously, just slightly different and they wouldn't have been nearly as good). Really good stuff.

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (9/10)
Another really great one that I've seen twice now (well, maybe two and a half times?), Scott Pilgrim vs. The World takes a seven-or-eight-I-can't-remember book graphic novel series and turns them all into a movie. And I have to say, from what I've read of the graphic novels, I actually prefer the movie. Oh yeah, plus there's the inclusion of A Link to the Past's intro theme and the FAIRY FOUNTAIN song, plus the little "treasure chest found" jingle. The whole thing's absolutely hilarious and many of the moments are played out like a video game, which is a nice touch for geeks like myself. I won't spoil nothing but just know it's a great movie and if you're a video game fan which you should be if you're reading this you should probably see it.

It's Kind of a Funny Story (6/10)
This one's another book/movie dealie, as usual. It's a pretty good movie; differs vastly from the book of the same name, which is also very good. To this day I'm still not quite sure which I like better due to the fact that they're so different, but for now we'll just say I like them equally. Anyway, movie starts with Craig Gilner, a depressed dude, having a nightmare about trying to kill himself by jumping off the brooklyn bridge. Basically he then checks himself into a local hospital and is thrown in with the adults due to the fact that the teen floor is under renovation. The movie chronicles his five day stay at Six North (that's the hospital, nimrods!) and his making friends and all that. The acting's pretty solid as well as the story, and the changes made from the book do, as I say, differ vastly, but in my opinion, in a good/necessary way. Anyway, yeah, good movie.

Easy A (6/10)
...For all it's worth, I have no idea why I decided to watch this one, but I did. Also, it was absolutely hilarious. I'll start out now by saying it's about a girl who basically pretends to get it with people to up their reputations and things, er, spiral out of control from there. Anyway, when I started this I wasn't sure I was actually going to watch the entire movie, but it was, as I stated, hilarious, and good enough otherwise to keep me going. I'd also like to point out you've probably noticed I've been giving most things up to now all high ratings, and that's because in general I don't watch movies I don't think I'm going to like >.> ...Anyway this was actually pretty good, funny, and had some great quotes that I don't care to remember right now, and despite being girly to an extent is worth watching if you're into that brand of humour.

TRON: Legacy (6/10)
A sequel to TRON, the movie based off of PONG? Hell yes! ...No, seriously though, this is actually a pretty good movie. Kevin Flynn, the ENCOM CEO, disappears in 1989 and a while later his partner gets a page from the arcade that he worked at and Flynn's son Sam goes to Check Things Out. If you made little to no sense out of that, you're probably sane. Anyway, the movie centers around a computer-dataworld thing called the Grid, to which Kevin Flynn disappears to. His son enters this area and meets lots of cool computer guys and his dad's computer clone, CLU. ...Anyway, the movie's visuals are really good because I'm a fan of the whole modernized computer style the Grid has going. The acting is generally pretty good (with the exception of the kind of weird beginning) and the story is comprehensible, so That's Good. This is a good movie if you're looking for some sci-fi motorcycle action and program chicks in glowy jumpsuits!

Inception (9/10)
Inception is a brilliant film from the acting to the score. Leo DiCaprio stars as the dream-invading Dom Cobb who has been exiled from America and, in order to return, must complete a job for a wealthy Asian businessman. The first part of the movie details Cobb gathering his team and explains to the viewer the mechanics of shared dreaming, while the second part is the actual job itself. Anyway, in my opinion all of the actors do brilliantly and Hans Zimmer's score is amazing. My personal favourite track is Time. While it can be slightly confusing at times I think Nolan did a pretty good job of explaining the entire mechanic of shared dreaming in the first part as well as developing Cobb. It was, however, slightly frustrating that the backstories of characters such as Ariadne and Eames are left pretty much completely untouched. Anyway, really great movie and definitely worth seeing. One of my all-time favourites.

Juno (7/10)
I'll go ahead and openly admit it right now that the reason I saw this film is Ellen Page. There, I said it. ...What? Don't give me that look, she's genuinely a great actor the attractive part is just a side thing. ANYWAY, this is actually pretty good. Juno MacGuff gets it with Paulie Bleeker in the beginning of the movie, and after drinking "like ten tons" of Sunny D and getting a pregnancy test from a convenience store owner who also happens to be Rainn motherfreaking Wilson, she finds out she's effectively up the duff. Anyhow, the movie chronicles her pregnancy and how she ends up handling things. I admit about a half an hour in I honestly thought I wouldn't be able to finish the movie due to some of the oddity of it, but as the film progressed I grew to like Juno as well as the other characters. However, I'll go ahead and say right now that Bleeker is totally underdeveloped. And yes, I know, I know, it's a movie about a teen pregnancy, it's not SUPPOSED to have developed characters, but there you go. Anyhow, this is pretty good but by no means a favourite of mine. Also, I was genuinely unaware that they were allowed to say f*ck in a PG-13 movie. Science! It's also worth noting that the movie's constant self-reference is pretty damn funny.

For the record, I'd change the rating here, but because I've developed a sort of attachment to the movie any ratings I'd give it would be totally biased so I'm sticking with this.

Green Lantern (5/10)
I really don't have much of an opinion on this. In my opinion, the movie was alright, but one of the antagonists was filled with Narm. Because of this fear virus DNA or whatever his head like, blows up and gets all huge and it's hilarious. Anywho, it's a decent movie but I really don't have much to say about it.

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (7/10)
I really liked this movie. The awesome and yet very predictable Michael Cera returns for another role as the dorky lovable guy with Kat Dennings, a chick you may or may not have ever heard of. When Norah (Dennings) and Nick (Cera) end up at the same party, plus Norah's friend Caroline gets drunk, crap goes down. The movie centers around their one night in Manhattan attempting to find Caroline and their favourite band, known for hiding around New York so only those who find them can listen, Fluffy or "Where's Fluffy?". Whilst traveling with Nick's gay band friends, searching for Caroline and Fluffy, Nick and Norah fall in love, and stuff happens. In any case, I think this was pretty well done and I enjoyed it.

(500) Days of Summer (9/10)
I enjoyed this a lot more than I initially thought I would. Actually, on that matter, it's a lot funnier than I thought it would be; I actually didn't know it was a comedy at first. Oh, and by the way, this was recommended to me by CC. The story centers around wannabe architect and greeting card designer Tom Hansen meeting who he thinks is his true love, Summer Finn. The story is told in a nonlinear narrative, and jumps around a lot between the 500 days; it was actually a pretty neat way to tell the story. It was well written, it was funny, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt was great. Within the 500 days, Tom goes from being ecstatic to miserable and everything in between, but in the end everything turns out satisfactory. Oddly enough, I don't have much else to say about it, but I really did like the movie.

Whip It (8/10)
Ellen Page! Well, I'll be honest here, she's why I decided to watch the movie. I actually did enjoy it, though. The charming Ellen Page Bliss Cavendar (...I think I spelled that right...) is a teenage girl from Texas whose mom keeps shoving her into beauty pageants and all that boring crap. So what's the immediate answer? Join a roller derby! In all seriousness, the roller derby parts were actually pretty fun to watch. Anyway, the movie was funny, Ellen Page was great as usual, and the movie thankfully did not indulge too much in the Predictability Scale™. As in, she did not get the guy and she did not win in the end. If she had, that would be...well, too Predictable™. After seeing it a few more times, I've decided it probably IS one of my favorite movies.

Napoleon Dynamite (7/10)
Napoleon Dynamite is pretty hilarious. It's unique, too, in the way the movie's done; as opposed to a main plot structure the movie's basically just a bunch of semirelated individual scenes put together. Normally this wouldn't work, but hell, this is comedy, so it does. Napoleon Dynamite is an awkward teenager living in a rural town in Idaho, and likes to waste his time playing tetherball and drawing mythical creatures. He soon meets a girl named Deb, and a new kid called Pedro Sanchez, and the the three become...friends. Meanwhile, Napoleon and his brother Kip's grandmother has injured herself while biking on sand dunes, and their uncle Rico comes to visit. He's a zany con artist and gets Kip's help selling...enhancements and tupperware. It sounds really weird, and it is, but it works and it's pretty damn funny.

DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story (8/10)
Peter LaFleur (Yes, that's Vince Vaughn) runs Average Joe's gym, a small gym situated conveniently right next to the super-gym run by White Goodman (BEN STILLER). Goodman attempts to buy out Average Joe's, and LaFleur is forced to come up with 50k in 30 days to keep it. What's the plan? Compete in the ADAA (American Dodgeball Association of America) Las Vegas tournament to win...50 grand. The awesome Rip Torn guest stars as Patches O'Hoolihan, Oh yeah, and Chuck Norris makes an appearance. Yes, you heard me right. This movie is absolutely hilarious and was really enjoyable to watch. There are some really great moments and well-executed jokes, and that's just that.

Captain America: The First Avenger (8/10)
Captain America was actually really good. I didn't really know what to think, but seeing as I've seen all of the preceding films regarding the pre-Avengers heroes (with the exception of Thor), I went to see it. Also, Agent Carter is amazing. ...Um, anyway. The film follows the story of Steve Rogers, a small guy who wants to live up to his father's reputation as a member of the army. However, due to health issues and him being really shrimpy, he's constantly denied the chance. When he finally gets it, he's buffed up due to a German scientist's serum, and following that he "officially" becomes Captain America. The main villains in this film are part of the HYDRA organization, a fictional Nazi weapons and science division run by Johann Schmidt. Schmidt uses an artifact known as the Tesseract to produce an instant-kill energy and weaponizes it, and shortly after carves up his face, becoming the Red Skull. Interestingly, the film starts out shortly before Avengers, with some US guys finding Captain America buried in Antarctica still living. Oh yeah, and there was a neat Avengers preview at the end of the movie, with Nick Fury's usual awesomeness.

Iron Man (9/10)
Iron Man is probably my favorite superhero movie, and Iron Man himself (or at least this incarnation) is probably my favorite superhero. Iron Man is very well done, superhero movie wise, and the character is brilliant. He knows he's a genius, everyone else knows he's a genius, and he lets them eat it all up. He's not noble or necessarily heroic like all the other superheros; he loves attention and he likes being as grand as he can. He's somewhat of an egotist, I guess, but he's a brilliant one, so that's...okay? [citation needed] The film revolves around Tony Stark becoming Iron Man, and the creation of the suit, starting with Tony being captured by a terrorist organization known as the Ten Rings. They command him to build his superpowered missile, but instead, he builds the prototype suit and blows his way out of their compound and back to civilization. The rest of the film centers around Tony finding out that his supposed business partner actually hired the Ten Rings to kill him, and he becomes the main antagonist. Tony also fully develops the Mark II Iron Man suit, and, well...Yeah. It's just awesome.

Iron Man 2 (9/10)
Robert Downey, Jr. reprises his role as the badass Tony Stark, a.k.a. Iron Man, in the quite great (see previous review) film released shortly beforehand. Tony Stark has announced his identity as Iron Man, and is now even more famous than he once was. There is, however, a slight complication: due to the materials that his chest's core (an arc reactor) is made out of, he's dying. To keep himself alive, Stark has to constantly switch out small metal cards from the core as well as drink insane amounts of alcohol per day, which, as you could guess, makes him a complete wreck. Making matters worse is Ivan Vanko, a problematic Russian with electric whips. To top it off, when Rhodey from the previous film shows up, he kicks Stark's ass and takes one of his suits. Stark is approached by Nick Fury, who leaves him his father's cles to a new element, and the only one that will keep him alive. This film is of the same caliber as the first, and by that I mean it's just as great. Also, Scarlett Johansson is damn hot, and she lives up to all of our expectations. Need I say anything more? ...No, really, that last comment aside, the film's great and Tony Stark remains the most badass superhero ever.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (8/10)
Talladega Nights is a masterpiece of comedic brilliance starring the one and only Will Ferrel, who kicks ass once again in the shoes of superstar racer Ricky Bobby, married to a slutty blonde girl and living the rich life with his two sons, Walker and Texas Ranger Bobby. However, as Ricky starts to do worse in races and is beaten by Jon Girard, things go downhill, and...Well, the movie is joke after joke and I think it's pretty hilarious and worth seeing if you're into that. Appearances by Jack McBrayer and a few other lovable actors/actresses are just icing on the cake. Kenneth forever! ...Okay, I'm good.

Batman Begins (9/10)
Batman Begins might now surpass Iron Man as my favorite superhero story. Christopher Nolan tells the origin story of Batman himself and it's done very, very well. After Bruce Wayne's parents are killed, something he blames on his own fear, he lives his life and guilt in anger until he attempts to kill his parents' murderer but is beat to the punch. He then moves to Asia, where he lives in the underworld for quite a while...before meeting a mysterious figure called Henri Ducard. After training in Ducard's master Ra's Al Ghul's temple, Wayne returns to Gotham city and finds it infested with crime. With the help of Lucius Fox, he creates the Batman suit, and, well...sh#t happens. Anyway, all in all, really well done and great movie. I enjoyed pretty much every minute of it.

Live Free or Die Hard (7/10)
I actually have not seen anything else in the Die Hard franchise but I honestly don't think I needed to as the movie was perfectly fine to understand without having done so. I did like this movie a lot, and Justin Long is pretty awesome as Matt Farrel, computer hacker and (at least by the movie's end) badass-in-training. The movie centers around an ex-government dude setting up a 'fire sale', which is, in essence, remotely shutting down the country's electronic systems (and, by the transitive property, everything controlled by them) via remote access. John McClane begins to investigate with Matt Farrel tagging along. And that's just about that. I did enjoy this movie a lot.

The Dark Knight (9/10)
It's a Christopher Nolan movie! That should tell you it's good, right? It's also the sequel to Christopher Nolan's really good Batman Movie! That should also tell you it's good! It is. The Dark Knight was just as great as I'd hoped it would be. The film centers around the Joker targeting Harvey Dent and Batman in a huge and very well planned Xanatos Gambit. The film was done fantastically from start to finish, and Two-Face and the Joker were really great villains. Batman himself was, of course, badass as usual. Just to clarify, Christopher Nolan is like, my favorite director ever. I can't wait to see The Dark Knight Rises.

Up (9/10)
I do love Pixar. Their movies are just really well done. Up is, obviously, no exception. Carl Fredricksen and his wife Ellie planned to go to the lovely Paradise Falls in South America at some point in life; however, whenever they got close, something happened and they were forced to spend their saved money on something else. Eventually, Ellie dies (of just old age, I think...?); this leaves Carl bitter and frustrated. However, when he's told he's going to be picked up for a retirement home, he executes his plan and shoots a couple of thousand balloons out of his chimney, flying his house away. A Wilderness Explorer called Russell ends up tagging along due to...unseen circumstances. Anyway, it was a really great movie and very entertaining; I also really liked the animation style.

Something Borrowed (8/10)
Hilarious romantic comedy with John Krasinski in it. I mean, what more can one want? It's about this girl who has been in love with her best friend's fiance forever and it turns out he has been in love with her forever so they start having this affair and then John Krasinski's character Ethan gets involved and he's hilarious and I DON'T HAVE TO JUSTIFY MYSELF TO YOU

Following (8/10)
Christopher Nolan's low-budget film debut starring some very little known actors. This movie was very short and yet very, very well done. I found the plot really interesting and although the actors were all 'unprofessional', or so it'd seem, they did a really great job and I think it was written well as well. There's not much else I can say about it, but I'd recommend seeing it if you like Christopher Nolan or FILM NOIR. Which it is. It's also in black and white, which is awesome.

Valentine's Day (8/10)
This was actually surprisingly funny and I really enjoyed it. I don't have too much to say in specific, but it featured a whole load of recognizable people and they pretty much all did well and were funny, so that's...good. Oh yeah, and I guess the soundtrack was kind of cool.

Movies I Own
I'd make a subpage for this, but this just seems easier. Movies in bold I've reviewed. I usually only buy the movies I really really like.


 * (500) Days of Summer
 * Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
 * Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
 * Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
 * Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
 * Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 * Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
 * Inception
 * Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
 * Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
 * Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
 * Iron Man
 * Juno
 * Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
 * Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace
 * Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones
 * Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
 * Whip It

Music Stuff
So the following are songs that I can play on the two instruments I play, that is, guitar and piano. Since I don't know all that much this will not be all that impressive.

Piano
*This is a song that I'm still practicing and therefore I can either not play it very well or cannot play it in its entirety.

IRC Conversations
These are conversations from the IRC Channel.

1. I am a terrible friend
IRC, March 13th 2010. Trilby is me. Finnish_Link is Xykeb, and Lumakiri is Stars.

 Stars, Trilby did not send me a link to the video at all.  Nope.  I didn't.  And I am so not defending him.  At all.  Nope, he's not. Not at all.  And he did not tell me to tell you he didn't.  He so would totally say, if I had sent the video, which I didn't, that I was a terrible friend.,  ... Trilby> But, we're speaking hypothetically.  Err, also, your voice, which I did not hear, would sound alright if I had heard it, which I didn't.  None of this even happened. * Lumakiri buries head in hands  No, Xykeb never looked at the video which I did not send him. <Wanna_Be_Lover> Heh <Trilby> And if I had sent it and he had looked at it, it wouldn't be his fault at all. <Lumakiri> Have I ever mentioned how much I hate you all?

2. Userbox Idea
Accolade_Kouncil is AK and Trilby is me. <Trilby>      "He likes pretending to be older than everyone and seem cool." <Accolade_Kouncil>	Sounds like a userbox idea... <Trilby>	What, "This user likes pretending to be older than everyone in order to seem cool"? <Accolade_Kouncil>	Yep <Accolade_Kouncil>	And there should be a picture of Vaati <Trilby>	XD <Trilby>	I guess that does sort of fit <Accolade_Kouncil>	Well, he is faking his age with the help of that darned wishing hat. <Accolade_Kouncil>	Good substitute for fake ID, by the way.

3. Amazing
Farron is me, Card_Carrying_Ma is AK, Griffen78 is Griffen78, and Lady-Stars is Stars.

Lady-Stars	turns speakers off * Lady-Stars	crawls out of corner <Griffen78>	STARS I LOVE YOU <Card_Carrying_Ma>	... <Farron>	XD <Farron>	omfglolthisisfunny

4. Last Season of Your Choice
OoSlover is Haru, AuronKaizer is AK, Lady-Stars is Stars and Farron's me. [21:24]	<AuronKaizer>	I Know What You Didn't Do Last Summer [21:24]	<OoSlover>	hi [21:24]	<DJ_Sally>	I Know What You Thought You Did, But Really Didn't Do Last Winter [21:25]	<AuronKaizer>	The first movie ain't half r-tarded [21:25]	<Lady-Stars>	I Still Know What You Did That Autumn [21:25]	<AuronKaizer>	I Want to Know What You're Doing This Saturday [21:25]	<AuronKaizer>	I Forgot What I Was Doing Yesterday [21:25]	<AuronKaizer>	Okay, anyone want to drag this out a bit longer? [21:26]	<AuronKaizer>	I'm Over_It, myself. [21:26]	<DJ_Sally>	I Still Haven't Figured Out If You Are Doing What I'm Doing On The Saturday After The Winter Later On This Year [21:26]	<DJ_Sally>	I'm done.... [21:26]	<Farron>	Nice. [21:27]	* Lady-Stars	makes huge lunchable [21:27]	<Lady-Stars>	omnomnom [21:27]	<DJ_Sally>	Do I wins? [21:27]	<Redeadhunter>	I Know What You Will Do Five Summers From Now by George Carlin [21:28]	<OoSlover>	I Know What You Did Last Night by Don Mclean Kamikaze [21:28]	<DJ_Sally>	Mine is still the longest, like certain other things... [21:28]	<Redeadhunter>	Your ego? [21:28]	<DJ_Sally>	To quote House on this, "Boom sucka"... [21:29]	<DJ_Sally>	Most likely... [21:29]	<DJ_Sally>	Along with certain other other things.... [21:30]	<OoSlover>	I Can Make This The Longest One Ever and It Will Also Make Plenty of Freaking Sense All While I Watch a Movie on Disney Channel Jackhole by Don Mclean Kamikaze [21:30]	<AuronKaizer>	I Know Where You Live Based On Your IP Because I Am A Stalker [21:30]	<OoSlover>	winrar [21:30]	<OoSlover>	seriously shut up [21:30]	<Lady-Stars>	XD [21:31]	<OoSlover>	what the f#ck is your problem [21:31]	<Farron>	I Don't Exactly Know if What You Did Last Summer was In Any Way Connected to the Thing That You Did A Week Before Last Saturday

5. Brainwave
Farron is me, Cir_C is Ccbermanzzpedia. [20:37]	<Farron>	Well [20:37]	<Cir_C>	       Then don't support him [20:37]	<Farron>	Then don't support him [20:37]	<Farron>	WOAH [20:37]	<Farron>	FREAKY [20:37]	<Farron>	OKAY THAT WAS WICKED [20:37]	<Cir_C>	       WOAH [20:37]	<Farron>	THAT [20:37]	<Farron>	WAS [20:37]	<Farron>	AWESOME

6. O_O
Griff|DQMJ is Grifen78. [23:36]	<Griff|DQMJ>	XYKEB!? [23:36]	* Griff|DQMJ	HUGS

7. Wedding
Jazzi is BassJapas and Lady-Stars is Stars. [11:06]	<Jazzi>	Sleep and I are best friends [11:06]	<Jazzi>	We're gonna get married [11:06]	<Lady-Stars>	Can I be the Maid of Honour? [11:06]	<Jazzi>	Yes [11:06]	<Jazzi>	We're getting married in a matress warehouse [11:07]	<Lady-Stars>	Niiice [11:07]	* Lady-Stars	goes to find her best dress [11:08]	<Lady-Stars>	What colour should the bridesmaids and I wear? [11:08]	<Jazzi>	Pale purple

8. SNAP
Jazzi is BassJapas and Trilby is me. [23:28]	<Trilby>	JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL [23:28]	<Trilby>	LIVIN' IN A LONELY WORLD [23:28]	<Trilby>	SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN' ANYWHERE [23:28]	<Trilby>	JUST A CITY BOY [23:28]	<Jazzi>	JUST A CITY BOY [23:28]	<Trilby>	BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT [23:28]	<Jazzi>	dammit! [23:29]	<Jazzi>	HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN' ANYWHERE [23:29]	<Trilby>	HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN' ANYWHERE [23:29]	<Trilby>	SNAP

9. StalkMachine.com
DeadMan|Gone is me, and Cir_C is CC. [22:57]	<DeadMan|Gone>	Yeah, and put it all into StalkMachine.com - Your Number One Resource for Staking Over the Internet [22:58]	<Cir_C>	We keep all your dirty little secrets on that special someone, in a convient place with easy to navigate toolbars! You can even share it! [22:58]	<DeadMan|Gone>	WIN [22:58]	<DeadMan|Gone>	XDDD [22:58]	<DeadMan|Gone>	Just click the "Share on Facebook" button! [22:59]	<Cir_C>	And in a moments notice, you can give all your little friends, a treat they simply cannot ignore! [23:00]	<Cir_C>	We even give discounts for those who stalk in pairs! [23:00]	<DeadMan|Gone>	You can also store your findings in a .txt document for viewing on the go! [23:03]	<DeadMan|Gone>	Now including our pay subscriptions, you can access our Stalk Tools from your phone! [23:03]	<Cir_C>	We even let you take pictures and upload them, if you want to share your stalk. [23:03]	<DeadMan|Gone>	You can share your Stalks over Facebook, Youtube, and even Wikia! [23:04]	<Cir_C>	WikiaStalk is a fast improving wiki on Wikia, that has all of those little tips and tricks for your next hunt. [23:05]	<Cir_C>	Our Youtube account gives you an easy place to upload videos, and show the whole world! [23:05]	<DeadMan|Gone>	WikiaStalk is a vast database that even lets you search by characteristics or personalities! [23:05]	<DeadMan|Gone>	WikiaStalk's goal is to contain every human on earth. [23:06]	<Cir_C>	And on Facebook, you can notify your victim with the "Stalk" button. [23:06]	<DeadMan|Gone>	*Note: StalkMachine does not recommend notifying victims, and is not responsible for any arresting or suing.

10. Jazz, jazz, and jazz
TMGone is The Midna, Farron is me, Shirogane is Xyekb, and DSM is DekuStickMaster. [19:12]	<TMGone>	How are "Jazz" and "Jazz" different. [19:12]	<Farron>	It's going to be okay. [19:12]	<TMGone>	*? [19:13]	<Shirogane>	Well, jazz is jazz, but Jazz is named after jazz. [19:13]	<Farron>	There's also jazz. [19:13]	<Farron>	As in, "and all that jazz". [19:13]	<Farron>	Which is different from jazz. [19:13]	<DSM>	One is spelled "J-A-Z-Z" and the other is spelled "J-A-Z-Z". [19:13]	<TMGone>	Okay [19:13]	<Shirogane>	Exactly. [19:13]	<Farron>	And of course, Jazz. [19:13]	<Shirogane>	Which is named after jazz. [19:13]	<Farron>	Yep.

11. Ways Indeed
Sirius Black isme, Corsair_McPirate is AK, and Jazzi is BassJapas. [19:56] <Sirius_Black> I think it ways MULTIPLE metric f--ktons. [19:57] <Corsair_McPirate> Actually, Know. [19:57] <Corsair_McPirate> ...Seriously, "ways"? [19:57] <Sirius_Black> ... [19:57] <@Jazzi> ... [19:57] <Sirius_Black> Look, I'm distracted. [19:57] <Sirius_Black> ... [19:57] <Sirius_Black> .... [19:57] <Sirius_Black> No, nevermind, no matter how hard I look at this I cannot justify it. [19:57] <Sirius_Black> Wow. [19:57] <Sirius_Black> This is going on the userpage for sure.

12. Fun Facts
Farron is me and Pie145 is Pie145. [20:19] <Farron> He's also a pothead. [20:19] <Farron> Fun facts!* [20:20] <Farron> *Zeldapedia-IRC cannot guaruntee that its Fun facts! segment's facts will always be fun. [20:20] <Pie145> Fun fact! I like chinchillas. [20:21] <Pie145> That wasn't even fun for me.

13. Slapping
Ruthless|Away is me and Jazzi is Jäzzi. [14:18]	* Ruthless|Away	slaps Jazzi around a bit with Fletcher [14:18]	* Jazzi	slaps Ruthless|Away around with her headphones [14:18]	* Ruthless|Away	slaps Jazzi around a bit with a 3DS charger [14:19]	<Jazzi>	YOU B*TCH [14:19]	* Ruthless|Away	slaps Ruthless|Away around a bit with a large metal anvil [14:19]	* Jazzi	slaps Ruthless|Away around with a bit with a pillow [14:19]	* Jazzi	starts pillow fight [14:19]	* Ruthless|Away	slaps Jazzi around a bit with a two ton oil delivery truck

14. Somehow This is Really Questionable
[00:44]	-->|	|Drak| (3fe72150@gateway/web/freenode/ip.63.231.33.80) has joined #Zeldapedia-IRC [00:44]	<|Drak|>	Turnips! [00:44]	|<--	|Drak| has left freenode (Client Quit)

Funny Edits
Just like how King Dodongo summons normal Dodongos to attack Link, right?

[http://zelda.wikia.com/index.php?title=Crystal&diff=prev&oldid=235656 Apparently, a Dark Knight achieved a crystal. I still can't figure out if we're talking about meth here or not.]

[http://zelda.wikia.com/index.php?title=ReDead&diff=238351&oldid=234071 You know, Ocaring of Time. ...It was limited edition.]

[http://zelda.wikia.com/index.php?title=ChuChu&diff=240650&oldid=240645 What about the Pink ChuChus? Because pink is love, and a humanitarian like me loves people.]

Guys, did you know that the Zelda games are fictional?

Show your du rag, bling, and freestyle raps...

...the road to the hood shall open.

02:33 	(Upload log). . AuronKaizer (Talk | contribs) uploaded "File:Idol (6 Days a Sacrifice).png" (== Summary == The Idol from 6 Days a Sacrifice. == Licensing == {{fairuse} Category:6 Days a Sacrifice Item Images) 02:33 	(Deletion log). . AuronKaizer (Talk | contribs) deleted "File:Idol (6 Days a Sacrifice).png" (WOW...you don't often get fails of this magntitude...wrong wiki.)

So I heard Lord Jabu-Jabu and the Wind Fish have a thing going...

AuronKaizer sends his love.

I think it's an anniversary present.

It's the newest advance in Template technology.

I think AK must've gotten a hold of one of those bootleg flux capacitors.

And while we're at it, I'd like you to meet my husband, Ellen Page.

Someone slept on the couch that night...

AK catches someone in the act of endumbenating an article.

"I know which quote should be used for the Rupee article! One from some of the most hated games in existence!"

WARNING: This article is too valuable and awesome to exist.

Funny edit versus sea creature in a bottle.

[http://zelda.wikia.com/index.php?title=Iza&diff=prev&oldid=290076 My studies indicate that some males are attracted to "breasts". Interesting...]

Although most people don't think they are not in twighlight princess, the are.

They are also referred to as "De-De's.

[http://zelda.wikia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Princess_Ruto&diff=prev&oldid=350706 Did You Know That Japan Is Less Strict On Violence,Blood,Nudity,Sexual Content. I didn't.]

And the invaders crept in and slowly began turning Zeldapedia into an erotic fanfiction site.

Virgin: Yes, because you just did this.

[http://zelda.wikia.com/index.php?title=Zeldapedia:Polls&curid=30574&diff=361311&oldid=361300 Well? Which is it?]

The Twilight Rrealm

[http://juno.wikia.com/index.php?title=Juno_Wiki&diff=3848&oldid=3841 While we're on the subject, did you guys see that edit to Obi-wan Kenobi Wiki yesterday? Hilarious!]

If you look at it while on drugs in a mild coma, you can see that this shows tremendous character growth and maturity.

The Moon is known for going to Termina to obtain a hug.

Amazement.

Way to tell him, FD.

I like to incorporate the word "Objection of Affection" into sentences.

I had a little issue with resizing an image, okay?

The mind boggles.

My first edit
[http://zelda.wikia.com/index.php?title=Graveyard_(Phantom_Hourglass)&diff=prev&oldid=228842 Here it is. Nothing spectacular.]

My 1000th Edit
My 1000th edit!

My 3000th Edit
It's sad if you're impressed by this one...

Credits
If I've taken something from someone, I'll put it here.
 * TM and CC for animated stuff I initially found on their userpages (and for indirectly letting me find out that there were animated images on the site :P)
 * DekuStickMaster for the Dufus™ Gallery "redirect" thing up at the top, and his Dufus™ Gallery userbox, as well as a few other things.
 * AK for quite a good few things I've ripped off of him (with his knowledge, of course :P) And helping me out a lot here.
 * Xykeb for the idea for my 'Am I Very Intelligent' poll, my 'Games I'm Currently Playing' section, and my Games I've Played subpage.

Games I'm Currently Playing
If the game name has []s around it, I'm taking a break (I.E. [Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland]).


 * The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (Wii/VC)
 * First playthrough.


 * [Metroid Prime 2: Echoes] (Wii)
 * Second playthrough.


 * [Okami] (Wii)
 * First playthrough.


 * Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (GC)
 * Second playthrough, but I didn't finish the first so technically first.


 * Persona 4 (PS2)
 * First playthrough.


 * [Portal 2] (PS3)
 * Achievements/Trophies.


 * [Uncharted: Drake's Fortune] (PS3)
 * Barely started...

Pages I'm Protective Of
I'm not protective of any of these. I don't even know why I have this. Whee...


 *  My Favourite Page on the Entire Wiki 
 * Item Bulb
 * Kinstone Bag
 * Map of Hyrule
 * Hyrule Town Sewers
 * Cucco Chick
 * Stockwell's House

Superlatables
Well, finally. I got around to making some.

Characters
Only putting down favourites/least favourites for games I've played a significant amount of...

Things I Like and Dislike
Some people have specific lists of things they dislike or like in Zelda games, so this is both. Why this counts as a subsection of Superlatables is beyond me, but let's just get this overwith. For things I like, I'm just listing things I specifically like more than the rest of the game, obviously. Since I do like most Zelda games a hell of a lot, the dislike things are usually just things I find annoying, so even if I list a lot for one game, it usually doesn't mean that I dislike it.

The Legend of Zelda
Things I like:
 * The dungeon theme
 * The Old Man
 * Dungeons

Things I dislike:
 * How easy it is to get lost in the overworld
 * How you can actually go through dungeons without getting the item which is what made me forget the Magical Boomerang
 * How hard hearts are to find

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Things I like:
 * Error
 * The Palace theme

Things I dislike:
 * How easy it is to die

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Things I like:
 * Many of the items
 * Overworld gameplay
 * The graphics

Things I dislike:
 * How easy it is to die
 * How hard hearts are to find
 * Dungeons

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Things I like:
 * Marin
 * The Owl
 * Koholint in general

Things I dislike:
 * How I can die like seven times in one 20-minute playing session
 * The fact that the dungeons are cesspits of pain
 * I don't really dislike this, but the Angler Fish is easier to defeat than most enemies in the game.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Things I like:
 * The Water Temple
 * The Spirit Temple
 * The Mirror Shield
 * Sheik
 * Most other dungeons
 * Ocarina songs
 * Biggoron's Sword
 * Epona

Things I dislike:
 * The nonexistent plot
 * All three of the child Link dungeons
 * Ganon's Tower/Castle/Whatever-the-hell

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Things I like:
 * The Masks, obviously
 * The Zora mask
 * Snowhead Temple
 * Overworld gameplay
 * Sidequests

Things I dislike:
 * I didn't dislike Great Bay Temple and Woodfall Temple, but I did not like them at all and found them kind of annoying
 * Deku Playground

The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
Things I like:
 * The graphics
 * The Harp of Ages
 * Crescent Moon Island and the Tokay

Things I dislike:
 * Crown Dungeon

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Things I like:
 * Tetra and the pirates
 * Outset Island is probably my favorite starting location in a Zelda game
 * The soundtrack
 * The Tower of the Gods
 * The Great Sea
 * Sailing
 * Sidequests
 * The story
 * Ganondorf (this is the only incarnation of his that I like and he is a really great character and villain)
 * Ganondorf fight
 * Most other boss fights
 * Ganon's Tower
 * The final scene and ending in general
 * The graphics

Things I dislike:
 * The Wind Temple
 * Having to play the Wind's Requiem all the time
 * Having to pay 398 rupees per Triforce Chart deciphering
 * Floormasters

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords (Anniversary Edition)
Things I like:
 * Most general gameplay
 * The concept of the Realm of Memories and its aesthetics

Things I dislike:
 * How ridiculously difficult the Realm of Memories seems in comparison with the rest of the game
 * How Rupee Likes take something like twenty hits to defeat
 * The fact that Rupees have such a crucial part in the game and I don't even know the use of them aside from revivals
 * How nearly every time you activate a switch 1 - 5 waves of monsters appear out of nowhere instead of just being there
 * The 'monster' music

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Things I like:
 * Palace of the Winds
 * Temple of Droplets
 * Most other dungeons
 * Roc's Cape
 * Sword techniques
 * The overworld
 * The graphics
 * The library quest thing
 * Ezlo

Things I dislike:
 * Substitutional Kinstone fusions
 * Dark Hyrule Castle
 * The Vaati fight
 * Fortress of Winds

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Things I like:
 * The overworld
 * The design for the City in the Sky
 * Soundtrack
 * Items
 * Double Clawshots
 * The Wolf Link function
 * The Twilight Realm
 * Midna
 * The graphics (but not as much as TWW)
 * Many of the areas

Things I dislike:
 * Dungeons
 * 5 Pieces of Heart per container
 * Ganondorf fight

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Things I like:
 * Sailing
 * Linebeck

Things I dislike:
 * Temple of the Ocean King

The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Things I like:
 * The fact that Princess Zelda is actually, you know, a character
 * Linebeck III

Things I dislike:
 * The fact that train gameplay detracts from the exploration aspect of the game
 * Dark trains

AKA...
My names include:

Minish or Minish Link: Wikia and many other places Gentleman-Thief: Dragon Cave Farron13: YouTube Trilby13: Photobucket Farron: IRC Ruthless: IRC BlazefireXIII: Minecraft

Polls
Well, I figured I should make polls. '''What the hell, guys?! Link is getting more votes than AK? What world are you from?!''' Who is the most awesome? Link Samus Mario Kirby Minish Link AK, obiviously...

Which of the following current game systems is the best? PS3 Wii XBOX 360 PSP (including PSPgo and all other PSP models) Nintendo DS (including DSi, DS Lite, etc) PC iPod Touch/iPhone iKaizer ULTIMA™... Duh.

Which of the following bands is the best? The Indigo-Gos Green Day Linkin Park Muse DJ Sally McGee, he PWNS the rest of them (yes, I am aware he is not a band).

No or yes? Yes No

Who is the best? Tingle Anyone but Tingle.

Which series (other than Zelda) is the best? Metroid & Metroid Prime Pokemon Mario Halo Final Fantasy The Legend of Zelda: Walrus Gumboot

Which series (out of these) has the best music? Pokemon Zelda Metroid Mario Final Fantasy

Is AK the embodiment of awesomeness? Yes Yes Yes No (If you pick this answer, the ToC Fairies will annihilate you.) Yes What are you talking about?

Why are you reading this page? Because it's so awesome I can't NOT read it Because I have nothing better to do Why are you asking me? Stop asking me questions!

Do you want me to stop asking you questions? Yes No

How do you think I came up with my username? I googled "cool zelda usernames" I was desperate for a Zelda-themed username and randomly picked it I consulted Zeus in what my chosen username was I looked into the stars and saw a pattern that said "Minish Link" I read it in the newspaper

Do you edit on any of the following OTHER videogame wikis? Wikitroid Final Fantasy Wiki Halopedia zeldawiki it ttly pwns dis site1!1!!!1 Pokemon Wiki Bulbapedia (I know it's not part of wikia, but I count it as a wiki) Sonic News Network I don't edit on any of those I edit on other videogame themed wikis that aren't listed here I edit on other wikis that aren't videogame themed

Copying Xykeb's poll, am I very intelligent? Of course! Obiviously. Yes No

Do you think it's pointless that I'm adding more polls? Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! No! What is wrong with the people who answered no?

Life is Good. No. Yes. Is it?

Do you wear Crocs? Yes No Crocs are stupid and so are anyone who wears them. OMG Y U HAETING ON CKROCSKZZZzz

Which of the following is your favourite meme? so i herd u liek mudkipz The cake is a lie F*CK YEAH SEAKING Over 9000 I made you a cookie...but I eated it Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

Were you the fastest to euthanize your Companion Cube? Yes No Yes, but I could barely manage to do it Yes, and I easily managed to do it No, but I easily managed to do it No, and I could barely manage to do it CUBEY!

Like Portal? Hell yes! Yes No Absolutely not The Enrichment Center would like to take this opportunity to remind you that the Weighted Companion Cube can not speak, and will never threaten to stab you. Oh. It's you. It's been a long time. What've you been up to? I've been really busy, being dead. BECAUSE YOU MURDERED ME.

Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask? Ocarina of Time Majora's Mask Both Neither

Do you like cel shaded graphics? Yes, I love cel shading Yes, I like cel shading No, I hate cel shading No, I dislike cel shading

Do you like realistic graphics? Yes, I love realistic graphics Yes, I like realistic graphics No, I hate realistic graphics No, I dislike realistic graphics

Quotes
Quotes I gathered in 2010 that I liked.

Past and Present Signatures
My signatures.


 * 1) -<font color="#800000">Minish  <font color="#2A8000">Link 
 * 2) -<font color="#008000">Minish  <font color="#2A8000">Link 
 * 3) -<font color="#008000">Minish  http://i842.photobucket.com/albums/zz341/trilby13/CHOCOBO2-1.gif <font color="#2A8000">Link 
 * 4) -<font color="#B0E0E6">Minish  <font color="#003366">Link 

THE MAGIC MEME BOX OF AWESOME
<div style="border:1px solid #aaaaaa; -moz-border-radius:10px; padding:8px; margin:8px 8px 8px 8px; background: black; border: 1px solid black; text-align: center; font-size:200%; color: white;"> http://i842.photobucket.com/albums/zz341/trilby13/MUDKIPZ.png  OVER 9000! Lol I troll u So i herd u liek Mudkipz! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US F*CK YEAH SEAKING! I made you a cookie... but I eated it Shoop da whoop WTF BOOOOM  Look at my horse, my horse is amazing  HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION  I'M FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!

Liz Lemon says...
<div style="border:1px solid #aaaaaa; -moz-border-radius:10px; padding:8px; margin:8px 8px 8px 8px; background: black; border: 1px solid black; text-align: center; font-size:200%; color: white;"> http://i842.photobucket.com/albums/zz341/trilby13/LizLemon.png  I want to go to there. Sometimes when I'm tired I pee in the shower! Everything's gonna be okay, guys. Take some cupcakes before you leave! Shut it down. I fully understand the irony of what I'm about to say, but I have locked myself in my dressing room and I'm not coming out. You mean that you flat-out lied about getting a vasectomy? Don't tell me that backfired. Hey, Frank, wake up! You're not allowed to sleep through the topical meeting. Don't tell me to calm down, you fungdark. I don't think its fair for me to be a juror, because I can read people's thoughts. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Like, monologues. He goes to Sbarro when he's stressed, the New York Stock Exchange when he's horny, and Christie's when he's depressed. Suck it, monkeys! I'm going corporate! You'll all have chins! Where's my mac and cheese?!

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DALASQUA! WE'RE OFF!! IT IS WRITTEN, ONLY FINNISH LINK CAN DEFEAT TINGLE!!!!!!!!! -- Deku Stick   Master 
 * NOOO I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT TINGLE!!!!!! -<font color="#008000">Minish <font color="#2A8000">Link  23:33, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * You must, as it is written in prophecy. DALASQUA! COME WITH ME!! WE'RE OFF!!!! -- Deku Stick   Master 


 * CC I took an animation from your page that's why you're in credits. -<font color="#008000">Minish <font color="#2A8000">Link  23:33, February 9, 2010 (UTC)<font color="#2A8000">Link ''' 00:46, February 10, 2010 (UTC)



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I tried to vote for you for rollback, but I don't have the edits (I pride myself on genuine edits that add content/destroy crap). This is the best I can do: YOUR PAGE JUST GOT SIGNED BY NAXIOS10! - User:Naxios10

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