User:DekuStickMaster

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About me

 * My Userboxes that anyone can take.
 * I am an official member of the Dufus™ Gallery. My Dufus™ name is PogoStickApprentice™.
 * My Zelda Game IN PROGRESS
 * My walkthrough for Spirit Tracks IN PROGRESS
 * My Sandbox

Friends
These are people I consider my friends; OR people who I have helped, who I hope consider me as their friend. People who have talked to me on my talk page are also considered friends.

Anyone else I helped, who I have forgotten to put on this list, can contact me on my Talk page.
 * AuronKaizer


 * Minish Link (AKA Trilby)(I'm in his "Zelda Game")


 * Stars


 * Haru


 * Ccbermanzzpedia


 * Xykeb Zraliv


 * McGillivray227 (AKA Sally)


 * Pie145


 * EveryDayJoe45


 * Toonlink444
 * Alexweber77
 * Sandflyer83
 * Hero of Men
 * Shorty1982
 * SuperAlpaca

Acquaintances
People who signed my page, or whose pages I have signed, who I have not interacted with as much. Also those who are spontaneous combustees.
 * Oni Dark Link


 * Griffen78


 * Shade Link


 * Leekduck


 * The Midna


 * Toki no Yuushi
 * Zybera
 * MaloMart
 * Farore.din.nayru
 * Jedimasterlink
 * Triforce 14
 * Princess of Music
 * Phantom Zelda
 * Dragon roost
 * Longhorn Velez
 * Pgans12
 * Docter Ted
 * Peakprovince
 * Waker-of-the-Winds

Zelda Games I own

 * The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Virtual Console)
 * Beaten: 1 time
 * 3 Heart Challenge: 0 times
 * The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
 * Beaten: >5 times
 * 3 Heart Challenge: 2 times
 * Shieldless 3HC: 1 time
 * The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
 * Beaten: 2 times
 * 3 Heart Challenge: 1 time
 * Shieldless 3HC: 1 time

Progress

 * Ocarina of Time
 * File 1: Battle with Ganon
 * File 2: Game complete
 * File 3: New game
 * Phantom Hourglass
 * File 1: Game complete
 * File 2: Zauz's Island, waiting for Phantom Sword to be finished
 * Spirit Tracks
 * File 1: Game complete
 * File 2: Fire Temple (defeated Cragma)

Zelda Games: Rankings
1.The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 2.The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass 3.The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
 * Ranking: *****
 * Gameplay: *****
 * Story: *****
 * Dungeons: ****
 * Items: *****
 * Bosses: ****
 * Difficulty: ****
 * Ranking: ****
 * Gameplay: ****
 * Story: ***
 * Dungeons: ***
 * Items: ****
 * Bosses: ****
 * Difficulty: **
 * Ranking: *****
 * Gameplay: ****
 * Story: *****
 * Dungeons: ***
 * Items: ****
 * Bosses: ****
 * Difficulty: ***

Zelda Games

 * The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Virtual Console)
 * The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (Virtual Console)
 * The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
 * Zelda Wii

Other games

 * Conduit 2
 * Metroid: Other M
 * Red Steel 2
 * Super Mario Galaxy 2
 * The Grinder
 * WarioWare D.I.Y.

Other games I own

 * Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
 * File 1: Completed; ~Level 40 all; not 100% (Stupid beans)
 * File 2: About to battle Dark Bowser, ~Level 45 Mario Bros, ~Level 40 Bowser
 * Mario Kart Wii
 * Mirror Mode. Gold Trophies on 50, 100, and 150cc
 * New Super Mario Bros.
 * Completed 100%
 * New Super Mario Bros. Wii
 * World 6
 * Pokemon Platinum
 * National Dex
 * Pokemon SoulSilver
 * Cianwood Gym
 * Super Mario 64 (Virtual Console)
 * 100 or so Stars; 20 or so to go
 * Super Mario Galaxy
 * Completed 100%
 * Super Mario World
 * File 1: 100% levels, ?% Dragon coins; ~22 hours 45 min (of "level" gameplay)
 * File 2: 100% levels, ?% Dragon Coins; ~3 hours 45 min (of "level" gameplay)
 * (No, I'm not joking on this one. I actually COMPLETELY blew away my previous time; it's not 100%, though... I know for a fact I DO NOT have all the Dragon Coins)
 * File 3: New Game
 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 * Subspace Emissary on Very Easy Completed; All characters unlocked
 * The Conduit
 * Single Player Complete; need secret messages. Rank 15 on multiplayer

Quotes
Quotes I find amusing or memorable.
 * "Darn, I wanted to do Midna!" --AK
 * "AK and Midna sitting in a tree... K I S S I N G" --Stars
 * "I'm so upset that my mother4's making me go on a walk and staring at my computer screen at this very second" --Minish
 * "Lock him in a chair and put the Song of Storms on full volume and leave him there" --Stars, talking about a way to kill McGillivray227
 * "It might be a IRCC fail." --Stars, referring to CC's fail
 * " Dr_Agonmaster takes out his DEATH STAR DEATH RAY GUN THAT HAS AN OBSCENELY LONG AND CHEESY NAME" --Me
 * "However, he was considerably less dickish today when it was just me on him." --Stars, referring to Minish
 * "I dunno if AK can do me." --Minish
 * "I'm about to add a major list of my proudest gamming moments" --CC
 * "It gets shorter every time I see my reflection o_o" --Stars
 * "I tried having it in completely and it looked odd" --Stars
 * "So you're crossdressing while plotting how to commit suicide for the second time." --Xykeb
 * "This boredom, mah fellow IRC'ers, is what all true chatrooms strive for." --Pie
 * "Stars is so out of alignment, it'd just be a waste of effort." --AK
 * "Actually, know." --Minish
 * "Hi, my name is Theo DaCabe. Arceus, Kris and Navi all suck ass. So do you and your popcorn. Did you have any incidents in daycare today? Also, Elanor, Lyra sucks and digs Gold. See ya in Jhoto!" --AK, to Stars
 * "How close is your room to the stairs? [...] I mean... I would have to throw mine over a rail..." --McGee
 * "Wow, it was that long?" --AK

Biggest Fail Quote Poll
I'll add more as I compile them. Which quote fails the most? "Darn, I wanted to do Midna!" (AK) "However, he was considerably less dickish today when it was just me on him." (Stars) "I dunno if AK can do me." (Minish) "I tried having it in completely and it looked odd" (Stars) "Actually, know." (Minish)

Dialogue
Longer quotes.

Dialogue 1: The Love Affair
DSM is DekuStickMaster; Cabadath is Xykeb( Pssst, he's actually Minish ); and Stars is Stars

 You stop pursuing the rubbish idea that I'm in love with AK.  o.O  XDDDDDDDD DSM  No comment.
 * DSM forces Xykeb to kiss AK
 * Stars claps
 * DSM bows

Dialogue 2: AWKWARD
Dark_Star_Master is DekuStickMaster; Cabadath is Xykeb( Pssst, he's actually Minish ); and Stars is Stars

 Cabadath X Stars  O.o  wat  i dunt even  Fine then, the OBIVIOUS one. MINISH X STARS  Well, I would have NEVER seen that coming.  Us? Kids? Isn't that looking a wee too far into the future? I mean, seriously?  It's too bad Finnish isn't here to WOW about it. <Dark_Star_Master> You're a kid? I'm a 123423454643765 year old Illegal Immigrant. <Stars> The kids would be brunette british spatial royalty. <Cabadath> I suppose if they had kids as soon as it was biologically possible... <Cabadath> Sorry, that's probably not helping anything. <Cabadath> I'll shut up now.

Dialogue Prime 3: Corruption
The_End is AuronKaizer; Stars is Stars; and DSM is DekuStickMaster

<The_End> Try whacking it <Stars> No, it's thin, like card <DSM> And blowing it <The_End> It'll stimulate it. <Stars> XDD <The_End> GRR YOUR CORRUPTING INFLUENCE IS CORRUPTING

Dialogue 4: Wurmple!!!
McGee is McGillivray227, Infiliszh is Xykeb, and Starsness is Stars

<McGee> Dome Fossil turns into Kabuto later right? <Infiliszh> It turns into Wurmple. <McGee> No really? YES! <Starsness> XD

Dialogue 5: Cabadath is confused!
Stars is Stars, Cabadath is Minish, Sawyer is AK, Fernald/Nick_Jonas is Xykeb

<Stars> He called AK Xykeb again... <Cabadath> Heh. <Cabadath> I do that a lot XDDDd <Sawyer> You are really getting confused. *** Fernald is now known as Nick_Jonas <Sawyer> I do not like this confusion. <Stars> I have done it once, but only once <Nick_Jonas> Well, at least you didn't call ME Xykeb. <Sawyer> Cabadath is confused! <Sawyer> It hurt itself in its confusion.

Dialogue 6: Wording Fail
McGee is McGillivray227, Redeadhunter is Redeadhunter, Stars is Stars

<McGee> Can I do Redeadhunter? <Redeadhunter> WTF <McGee> For truth or dare? <Stars> If he agrees to play <McGee> I probably should've worded it better... <Redeadhunter> LOL

Dialogue 7: The Choice
Tirlby is DekuStickMaster, Starsness is Stars, McGee is McGillivray227, and Trilby is Minish

<Tirlby> Would you rather be stuck on an island with Theo DaCabe or have everything you want (except Theo)? <Starsness> Thats reaaal hard. <McGee> Everyone is asking a question... <Tirlby> ....... <Tirlby> That's reaaal hard? <Trilby> THAT <Trilby> IS <Trilby> WHAT <Trilby> SHE SAID <Trilby> That's totally what she said.

Edits

 * | You have been accepted... TWICE
 * | HEY LOOK IT'S AN IDIOT WHO JUST GOT BLOCKED
 * | AK gets sued
 * | Another attempt to sue AK
 * | One last effort to sue AK
 * | ITS THE CANNNON
 * | An example of an idiot in its natural habitat: BLOCKED
 * | Sorry AK, but I had to put your fail here.
 * | CC is a failure (see the second green box)
 * | ...where a healer by the known as...
 * | I've bean all three of the SSB series...
 * | RIIIIIIING!!!! Hello, this is the Redundancy Department.
 * No body saw this?
 * Then your there! Good luck!
 * Oni fail? That's unpossible
 * McGee's Fail of the Week (1)
 * Captain Obvious strikes again!!!
 * FAIL SECTION
 * Purple Pandas!!!
 * Truth or dare vandalism on Wikipedia (NOT BY ME)
 * Nice inference
 * "Excuse me, I don't think this is the 'Periodic Table Wiki'."
 * THE LEGEND OF SNOW WHITE OMG!!!111!!
 * TAKE 'EM ALL ON WALKTHROUGH!!! Oh wait, this is Zeldapedia. Sorry.
 * Who's this KaizerAuron guy?
 * My Fail
 * The highly anticipated MCGEE'S FAIL OF THE WEEK (2)
 * McGee's Fail of the Week (2): The Second Fail
 * Another admin fail, this time by Joe

Links

 * Cure to fangirlism
 * Da ladies' man
 * AK has fans!
 * Starring
 * Starsism
 * So I herd you liek mudkipz

Polls
Which Tingle? Tingle (Majora's Mask) Tingle (The Wind Waker) Tingle (The Tingle Games) MM and WW Tingles MM and the Tingle Games' Tingles WW and the Tingle Games' Tingles All three of them I HATE TINGLE Which is more annoying? Zelda II: The Adventure of Link The CD-i games The Water Temple (Ocarina of Time) Kaepora Gaebora Tingle Sailing in The Wind Waker Teleporting from only set areas

Credit

 * AK, for his "Edits of Hilarity" idea
 * Stars, for some of her userboxes
 * Minish, for his prank userbox that I modified a bit
 * SuperAlpaca, for his userbox
 * The person who made the userbox templates
 * Anyone who contributed a quote/contributed to a dialogue
 * AK
 * Stars
 * Minish
 * CC
 * Xykeb
 * Pie
 * McGee
 * Redeadhunter

Userboxes
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