User:Green Sapphire the Crystal Gem

Hello, people of Hyrule! I am Princess Zelda or simply Zelda. I am sure you know about the game Legend of Zelda (that is why you are here), and you probably know the story: Ganon kidnaps me, Link finds out, ya dee da, he kills Ganon and frees me (you know, I haven't been kidnapped this month,yet!). But I have some rules around here in Hyrule: Now, I want to tell you some facts about me:
 * 1) If you, Ganon,are reading this, LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!!
 * 2) If you are Link :P,then you can read this.
 * 3) If you are my friend on this wiki, you can read this.
 * 4) I would hate to do this, but if you insult or say something rude about me in front of the guards or me, you will be put into the dungeon for at least, hmmm, let's see. If it is not that bad you get 1 year. If it is a little worse then you get 3-5 years. Now,if it is VERY BAD, you get 10-life (I don't want to do either one of them, but I will if I have to).
 * 1) I have been dating Link ever since Ganon's last kidnapping. Link is sooo the best!!!
 * 2) I am ageless in my games but in real life I am 12 almost 13, and so is Link, I think.
 * 3) I have been my favorite character in Zelda because of my beauty, patience, and kindness. I am such a role model!!!