User:The Midna/WouldYouRather

Hello and welcome to... WOULD YOU RATHER!!!

I did not invent this game, but I thought that I was the first to do this on Zeldapedia. It seems Mr.Green hat did one before me, but that was before I knew. He gets credit for doing it first. Okay, the rules. You just decide whether you would rather do one thing or the other. It's that simple! So to start...

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE BE STUCK IN A ROOM WITH TINGLE OR NAVI FOR AN HOUR?
 TINGLE :

I could beat Tingle up, and duck tape his mouth, Navi...not so much.-- C  2  / C C  21:32, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Ditto.^- Sage of thunder

I've always wanted the chance to strangle Tingle and tear him to pieces... This is my chance! Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

I would gag him, or kill him. No more annoyingness! -- Deku Stick   Master 

 NAVI :

Since I can't kill the person I'm stuck with, I'd rather choose someone I can actually stand. Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

While I never found either annoying in the context of the games themselves, I think that in real life, Tingle would bother me more than Navi.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Navi isn't really that annoying...She just interrupts you. That's not as bad as "Tingle Tingle Kooloo-limpah".-Legend Link

You sees, I actually like Navi. We'd have a in-depth discussion about Link and I could find out all of his embarassing secrets >=) --Stars  talk FUN!

Tingle would probably try to touch me... Ray Talk 2 me 00:56, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

WOULD YOU RATHER EAT AN OCTOROK OR A RUPEE (POINTY!)?
 OCTOROK :

I like octopus in real life....yummmy!`-- C  2  / C C  21:32, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Agreed; kalamari is delicious. Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

So long as it's dead, I'd eat an Octorok.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

If I could eat them while blindfolded, I'd be fine...- Sage of thunder

I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!-- MaloMart ( talk )  02:48, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

Hyrule-fried Octorok, oooh yeah. --Stars  talk FUN!

 RUPEE :

ARRR ME BES LIKESINGS THEM YUMSIE ROOPEES. --Auron  Kaizer !  22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, money grows on trees, right? So, it must be a fruit. Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

As much as I like calamari, Money beats all. -- Deku Stick   Master 

I'm a vegitarian. Ray Talk 2 me 00:57, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

WOULD YOU RATHER BE STUCK IN IKANA VALLEY OR THE GRAVEYARD IN OCARINA OF TIME FOR A DAY?
 IKANA VALLEY :

I'd just spent all my time infiltrating that castle and chatting it up with the Gibdos. Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

ReDeads would kill me in a very unheroic way... Ray Talk 2 me 00:58, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

 GRAVEYARD :

I could make fun of Dampe, and mess around with a little kid....what's not to love?-- C  2  / C C  21:32, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Moveable gravestones; need I say more? Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

It doesn't have a gratingly annoying music box house. Also, fun ordering Stalchilds about. That is, of course, assuming I have the Captain's Hat or a gun. --Auron  Kaizer !  22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Me and the kid could play with pointy sticks. Sticks are awesome. Especially pointy ones --Stars  talk FUN!

Poes are less scary than Gibdos. -- Deku Stick   Master 

WOULD YOU RATHER BE SUBMERGED IN CHU CHUS OR IN RUPEES (POINTY!)
 CHU CHUS :

It would be like a bounce house.....fun.-- C  2  / C C  21:32, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Probably tastes better than real life gelatinous substances. Also, I'm not a capitalist unlike certain others. Besides, looks like bathing in those pointy Rupees could hurt. --Auron  Kaizer !  22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

It'd be like swimming in Jell-O (hopefully)- Sage of thunder

You might get a rupee where the sun don't shine...I think this is the safer option --Stars  talk FUN!

I miss my youth in bouncy castles... Ray Talk 2 me 00:59, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

 RUPEES :

Yay, money! Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Link never has problems touching Rupees, so....  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

The Rupees will be absorbed into my wallet, just like what happens to Link. -- Deku Stick   Master 

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THE GORON TUNIC OR THE ZORA TUNIC IN REAL LIFE? (ALONG WITH THEIR POWERS)
 GORON TUNIC: 

As much as I love blue, I don't take heat very well. And it's made from Dodongo skin. Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

What Diachronos said. I don't really like swimming, anyway, though I like the color blue. Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

 ZORA TUNIC: 

Zora's FTW!!!! -- C  2  / C C  21:34, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Being able to breathe underwater....that would be so awesome.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

I like Blue. Red's so not my colour. Besides, wouldst be more awesome to breathe underwater forever than jump into molten hot lava. Really bad for my complexion... --Auron  Kaizer !  22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Ditto, again.- Sage of thunder

Me like swimmin'-- MaloMart ( talk )  02:48, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

I loves blue. I loves swimming. It's a win-win situation. --<font color ="#66ddFF">Stars <font color ="#999999"> talk FUN!

Breathing underwater would be a cool thing. -- Deku Stick   Master 

Having the Zora Tunic would remove many things on my list of fears & phobias! Ray Talk 2 me 01:00, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

WOULD YOU RATHER LISTEN TO ONE OF GRANNY'S STORIES OR LISTEN TO GROG INSULT YOU?
 GRANNY'S: 

I could sleep.... and not be forced to go into beat-down mode like when someone insults me.-- C  2  / C C  21:32, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

As long as I don't have to wear the All-Night Mask. Granny might actually be able to do something about my chronic insomnia. Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

What Diachronos said.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Hey! I have chronic insomnia, too! Seriously! Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

Again with the insomnia. Maybe Granny is a proven cure! --<font color ="#66ddFF">Stars <font color ="#999999"> talk FUN!

 GROG: 

I could out-insult this guy on either his or my back. Probably not mine, it hurts a lot. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Simple. Take the Poacher's saw and cut off his head. End of Story -- Deku Stick   Master 

I agree with his ways of life... Ray Talk 2 me 01:01, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

WOULD YOU RATHER A NEW ZELDA GAME COMES OUT WITH EITHER MIDNA OR TETRA IN IT?
 MIDNA: 

Why did you even put another character down when you have Midna as one of the choices??? Diachronos (talk) 21:59, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Umm, Tetra would just become another Damsel in distress archetype. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

As long as Nintendo didn't butcher the plot or her character, i'd love Midna back. Twili > Pirates anyday --<font color ="#66ddFF">Stars <font color ="#999999"> talk FUN!

 TETRA: 

I love Midna, but I don't want her in another Zelda game.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

I would prefer to just keep her in one game, as much as I like her! P.S. I just changed what Xykeb said :P-- C  2  / C C  22:14, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Tetra would be ten times easier to fit into another game.- Sage of thunder

^Agree with Sage of thunder -- Deku Stick   Master 

I don't see how they can incorperate Midna back without the game being ruined. Midna is also bazaar. Ray Talk 2 me 01:02, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

WOULD YOU RATHER GULP DOWN A WHOLE POE OR SOME CHU CHU JELLY ? (THINK ABOUT IT CAREFULLY...)
 POE: 

Think about it.... if you gulp down a ghoust, wouldn't it just go through you. Chu Chu Jelly, seems to taste funny.-- C  2  / C C  22:14, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

GOT POE? I'd drink a poe. Imagine the bragging rights. "Yeah, I drank a WHOLE GHOST. And LIVED!" --<font color ="#66ddFF">Stars <font color ="#999999"> talk FUN!

Poes can heal you too! *sob* Leave Poes alone! -- Deku Stick   Master 

 CHU CHU JELLY: 

If it's bad Chu Jelly, at least I can vomit it back up. Poes... I don't even wanna think about what would happen if you swallowed one. Diachronos (talk) 21:59, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Errr, what? Chu Chu Jelly has healing properties.....no contest really.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Mmmmm...Chu Jelly. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Judging from Link's reaction to drinking this, it probably tastes like cough syrup. However, I am a rare freak who likes the taste of cough syrup. So, ha. Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

What XYZ said.- Sage of thunder

Still a vegitarian, and don't Poes have syths? Ray Talk 2 me 01:03, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THE DEKU MASK OR THE GORON MASK OR THE ZORA MASK ?
 DEKU MASK: 

Yeesh I'm a loner. Anyways,I'd just use those pipes to wake my older sister up in the morning,and annoy my brother... :]]] XionXIV

... heh, obviously. LOOK AT MAH NAME, BOI. -- Deku Stick   Master 

Dekus are just cute! Then I would soooooo have a date every night! Ray Talk 2 me 01:03, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

 GORON MASK: 

I love going really fast. The Zora mask lets you go fast underwater, but as I already said, I don't like swimming. Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

Me want to be a big Goron like Darmani. Me want Goron Mask. (VicGeorge2K9 (talk) 02:33, February 16, 2010 (UTC))

 ZORA MASK: 

You are an evil person to make someone choose between these masks. Diachronos (talk) 21:59, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Like a Zora Tunic only better. Hellz yeah.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Again Zora's, FTW!!! And yes you are cruel-- C  2  / C C  22:14, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Err, no contest. At all. Would I rather be a guy who is as fast underwater as a speeding torpedo or a slow, roided-up muscle muss or a Deku who dies upon touching fire? Yeah, there's a choice. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Me still like swimmin'-- MaloMart ( talk )  02:48, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

Zora's are the most awesome fish ever. Plus, with all these rising sea levels, being able to be a fish at will could beh rather handy --<font color ="#66ddFF">Stars <font color ="#999999"> talk FUN!

== WOULD YOUR RATHER HAVE THE GIBDO MASK STUCK ON YOUR FACE AND LIVE THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE BLENDING IN WITH THE GIBDOS, OR THE SAME WITH THE GORMAN MASK AND THE GORMAN BROTHERS? ==

 GIBDO MASK: 

The Gorman Mask offers no protection from getting "attacked" by Gibdos. And I think that Gibdos might actually have an interesting way of life that we don't know about. Diachronos (talk) 22:45, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Gibdo's, like ReDeads, try to touch you up. The Gibdo Mask is like, anti-perv. --<font color ="#66ddFF">Stars <font color ="#999999"> talk FUN!

 GORMAN MASK: 

I like the Gorman brothers, they're pretty cool alright. Besides, I cry a lot in my sleep most of the time, anyways. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

More human-like. -- Deku Stick   Master 

I would be scared the other way, being asummed dead and all. Ray Talk 2 me 01:04, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

WOULD YOU RATHER BE ON GWONAM'S CARPET (SQUADALAH!) OR LISTEN TO THE KING FROM THE CD-I GAMES?
 GWONAN: 

This guy is the awesomest guy in the desert, even if he is the only one!- Sage of thunder

I'd just push him off and steal his carpet. Diachronos (talk) 13:19, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

SQUADALA! Like Diachronos, i'd nick the carpet. --<font color ="#66ddFF">Stars <font color ="#999999"> talk FUN!

 KING: 

He has a really endearing laughter, ya know. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

No one's ever called me their "boi" before...-- MaloMart ( talk )  02:48, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

"Gee, it sure is BORING around here!" "Mah boi! Peace is what all true warriors strive for!" <--Link got pwned -- Deku Stick   Master 

I could choose when to jump to my death. Ray Talk 2 me 01:05, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

WOULD YOU RATHER BE EATEN BY A LIKE LIKE (AND SURVIVE) OR BE ATTACKED BY A REDEAD (AND SURVIVE)?
 LIKE LIKE: 

Don't like the way those ReDead attack...embarrassing. Anyways, unlikely that these guys' digestive system will kill you. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  19:56, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Worst-case scenario, he eats my shirt. Then the horror of what's under it kills it and I get my shirt back. Diachronos (talk) 20:46, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

If I'm gonna survive either way, I'd rather have something swallow me and then spit me back out than have something jump onto me, hug me, and then bite my shoulder.-User:Sage of thunder

I'd rather have my clothes eaten than be raped by a zombie, thank you. --<font color ="#66ddFF">Stars <font color ="#999999"> talk FUN!

Like Likes don't take your stuff 100% of the time... and what Stars said. -- Deku Stick   Master 

 REDEAD: 

Even though ReDeads are creepy, being submerged in a gelatinous mass trying to steal my stuff would make me spaz horrifically. DragonPhoenix13 (talk)

I imagine being eaten by a Like Like would be like (like) being slowly digested by a Sarlaac. Then again, a ReDead's life-sucking skills may be like being strapped to a Sii Ruuk entechment rig...whtever. Jedimasterlink (talk) 03:32, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

HAH! Either one, I will kick their ***! XionXIV

Less slimy. And I could snap one in half. Ray Talk 2 me 01:06, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A PET GOOMBA OR A PET MASK-MIMIC ?
 GOOMBA: 

I shall name him Biggles and he shall be mine.-- <font color ="#66ddFF">Stars <font color ="#999999"> talk FUN!

 MASK-MIMIC: 

An important part of a pet is the fact that it's got to be able to survive being jumped on several times. Goombas don't fit the bill. Besides, these guys are cute (as far as androgynous masked enemies go) and mimic whatever I do. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  19:56, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Shy Guys are cool. Diachronos (talk) 20:46, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE AN ENGAGING CONSERVATION WITH ERROR OR THE OLD MAN ? (I took this from MaloMart's fight in the Temple of Courage.)
 ERROR: 

We could debate who is really ERROR. To be frank, Miley Cyrus is a bigger ERROR than ERROR ever was.--<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  22:02, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

 OLD MAN: 

He's more talkative and isn't so self-righteous that all he bothers to talk about is his stupid name. As long as I can keep him from mugging me... Jedimasterlink (talk) 19:45, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

How could I survive on my quest without the old man? He gives me such vital, life saving clues like, DODONGO DISLKES SMOKE. That could be the difference between LIFE OR DEATH. <font color ="#66ddFF">Stars <font color ="#999999"> talk FUN!

WOULD YOU RATHER BE CHANGED INTO AN OCTOROK OR A MOBLIN FOR A DAY AND LIVE LIKE THEY DO?
 OCTOROK 

I wouldn't have to spend money on straws, now would I? --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  19:30, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

 MOBLIN 

WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE IN THE MOON OR ON THE MOON FOR A WEEK?
 IN THE MOON 

Pristine valley with a tree. A great place to come to grips with your shattered psyche and become one with the manifestations of your dissociative personality. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  19:30, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

 ON THE MOON 

WOULD YOU RATHER THAT ZELDA OR GANONDORF NEVER APPEAR IN ANOTHER ZELDA GAME EVER AGAIN? (NOT THAT YOU WOULD WANT EITHER TO BE GONE)
 ZELDA 

 GANONDORF 

Urm...I just plain like Zelda more. Especially brunette Zelda. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  19:30, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

END...FOR NOW

Poll
What do you think of this page? Cool! Nifty Dandy Super Swell Stupid! It's been done before. What is with you and Rupees? I voted on all of them! (Give yourself a pat on the back. You know what? Give yourself TWO pats on the back.) I'm not going to vote! Ha! Expand it and add more "Would You Rather"s! WOW! IT IS AMAZING!!! I LOVE YOUR WORK!!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!! Stop making so many extra pages, will ya!

ANY COMMENTS/QUESTIONS/CONCERNS/PIZZA?
Yeah ummm...I want one pepperoni pizza, and ummm...oh yeah my sister wants a someow she calls it..."meaty piza"...

-Okay. Go about three miles east, turn left, ten miles west, turn around and go one thousand miles north. The Midna ( talk )   00:33, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

To AuronKaizer in the second to last question, what pets do you think fit the bill? You've ruled out cats, most dogs, rodents, fish, reptiles, amphibians, birds and insects.-- MaloMart ( talk )  00:55, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * Mask-Mimics. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  03:31, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * Well that's...that's just... Actually, that makes perfect sense.-- MaloMart ( talk ) Malo.png 03:58, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * Midna and Shy Guys (Mask-Mimics) are my two favorite video game characters of all time! And yes, they would make for a fun pet! The Midna  ( talk )  Midna Laughing.png 17:57, February 16, 2010 (UTC)