User:Ninja madness

Zelda games I've played
These are in the order that I started playing them (not necessarily in the order I finished them).

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages

The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

The only games I haven't really played are the original Legend of Zelda, Four Swords, and Four Swords Adventures


 * 1) Majora's Mask
 * 2) The Wind Waker
 * 3) Ocarina of Time
 * 4) Twilight Princess
 * 5) Oracle of Ages
 * 6) Oracle of Seasons
 * 7) A Link to the Past
 * 8) The Minish Cap
 * 9) Phantom Hourglass
 * 10) Link's Awakening
 * 11) Adventure of Link

Random Opinions
These are some random opinions I have about the Zelda series that I want to share with people. It regards certain issues that Zelda fans talk about a lot.If you disagree, well i'm sorry.


 * Midna should not be in the next Zelda game. Why not? Well, first off, the Mirror of Twilight was destroyed, so Nintendo would have to come up with some really lame excuse for her to come back. Also, Midna's story has already been told. She goes from being an insensitive anti-hero to a protagonist that is implied to have a crush on Link. If she came back, there would be no anti-hero, just what she is at the end of Twilight Princess. I never did like the way she looked in her real form, either.
 * I don't like the direction the handheld/adult timeline/Toon Link games are going. I mean, trains? Yeah, it seems like it'll be plenty of fun, but...seriously, how are those invented yet? Don't the Zelda games take place in medieval times? Or have I been mistaken all these years?
 * I think that Oracle of seasons is better than Oracle of ages. They were both fantastic, but I prefer Seasons.
 * Tingle is not annoying, in my opinion. I never had a problem with him. I mean, the only thing "wrong" with him is that he's really immature. That's not annoying. If anything, it's sad.
 * Navi isn't annoying either. Yeah, she interrupts you for no reason, but what companion character doesn't? (Other than Midna, of course.) I'm just used to it, I suppose.
 * The Legend of Zelda series should  NEVER   feature Link in a romantic relationship with somebody else. I don't mind implied love interests like Midna or Ilia, but if anything actually happened, that would ruin the entire game for me, seriously.
 * I really dislike Zant. Lemme explain why first. Now, I don't actually mind that he went crazy. Plenty of villains do. But with Zant, it was too sudden and too forced. There were no scenes of him gradually going crazy, not even a scene of him going "NO YOU HAVE RUINED ALL MY PLANS GAAAAAA". He just has a personality in the first half of the game and has another personality dumped on him in the other half. I mean, what's the point? Seems an awful lot to me that Nintendo wanted a cool and calculating villain and an insane villain and then one guy was all like "hey what if we made the cool villain go insane, that'll work perfectly". Doesn't fit right for me.
 * All water temples on every Zelda game are the hardest & the worst ones out of all the temples.

Things I hope to be able to do eventually
In no particular order.


 * 1) Defeat Dark Link without using Din's Fire, Biggoron's Sword, or the Megaton Hammer (possible but unlikely given my skill)
 * 2) Do the Majora's Mask 3-day challenge.
 * 3) Complete a Zelda game doing the 3-heart challenge (maybe)
 * 4) Obtain every Ship Part in Phantom Hourglass (I'm pretty close already, so I can do this one)
 * 5) Obtain every ring in the Oracle games.

Polls
Which of these incredibly weak enemies is the most pathetic? Withered Deku Baba Rat Keese Chuchu (Majora's Mask) Which is the most disturbing? Tingle The fact that Majora screams like a woman, but has a build similar to a man Stone Tower's "Flaming finger" in an E rated game The fact that Zelda disguised herself using a man's body Fishman says that arrows will make his back feel better Which is the most annoying? Tingle Navi Dampe's slowness in Majora's Mask Wallmasters Floormasters (Wind Waker) Like Likes Temple of the Ocean King Who is the rudest? Tatl Ezlo Midna Tetra Gorman Brothers Should the Shadow Temple or Spirit Temple be completed first? Shadow Temple Spirit Temple Neither; The Forest Temple should be completed first! Am I brilliantly intelligent? Definitely! Of course! Yes. No ←This is not an option. Do not click on it...

Things I find annoying
As the name implies, this is a list of things in the Legend of Zelda series that I find annoying (in no particular order):

Adventure of Link

 * Everything!

A Link to the Past

 * Buzzblobs
 * The fact that seemingly every enemy does at least a whole heart of damage
 * Deadrocks

Link's Awakening

 * The fight with Moldorm - I swear I fell into that pit at least 10 times.
 * The fact that people will call you THIEF if you steal from the shop
 * Buzzblobs
 * Wizzrobes
 * The soldier at Kanalet Castle that attacks you from the pits

Ocarina of Time

 * The whole "stealth" thing in the Gerudo's Fortress
 * Moblins
 * Wallmasters
 * Bubbles
 * Bottom of the Well
 * Gold Skulltula sidequest

Majora's Mask

 * The fight with Twinmold
 * Having to start over if you run out of time
 * The whole "stealth" thing in the Pirate's Fortress (I later learned that the Stone Mask makes it easier to do this, so it's no longer a problem)
 * Wallmasters
 * Beneath The Well
 * Gyorg's tendency to swallow you before you get a chance to escape to the platform after attacking it
 * Dampe's walking speed

Oracle of Ages

 * Buzzblobs
 * Head Thwomp

Oracle of Seasons

 * Buzzblobs
 * Agahnim
 * Manhandla

The Wind Waker

 * Floormasters
 * The Wind Temple

The Minish Cap

 * The random chance Figurine system
 * Gyorg Pair
 * The entire concept of Kinstone Fusion
 * Having to fight the 3 Darknuts in the end with a time limit

Twilight Princess

 * Beth
 * Falbi
 * Those 3 girls that produce hearts after you play Purlo's game
 * Agitha
 * Staltroops
 * Agitha's sidequest
 * Imp Poe sidequest
 * Rollgoal
 * Goat Herding

Phantom Hourglass

 * Rupoors
 * Having to find Courage Gems
 * Having to find Power Gems
 * Having to find Wisdom Gems
 * Various minigames
 * Fishing
 * The fact that whether or not you get the items from the Masked Man depends entirely on luck

Theories I believe

 * 1) The Hero's Shade is the Hero of Time.
 * 2) Link was looking for Navi in the beginning of Majora's Mask.
 * 3) The Stone Tower Temple was created to insult the Godesses.
 * 4) Link can talk, he just has no in-game dialogue. This is quite clearly illustrated when Midna tells Link to say something at the end of the game; this heavily implies that Link is in the habit of saying things.
 * 5) Deku Link (as in the soul Link inhabits when he wears the Deku Mask, not Link himself), the Deku Butler's Son, and the small deformed tree at the the beginning of Majora's Mask are all the same character.
 * 6) Bongo Bongo is the man whose house used to be where the Kakariko well is. Additionally, that man was a Sheikah.
 * 7) Dark Link is on his own and has no ties to Ganondorf.
 * 8) The Kokiri evolved into the Koroks and the Zora(s) evolved into the Rito.
 * 9) The Spirit Temple became the Arbiter's Grounds.
 * 10) Death Mountain became Dragon Roost Island.
 * 11) The Mirror of Twilight is the mirror that appeared in the Spirit Temple of Ocarina of Time.
 * 12) The Skull Kid from Majora's Mask is the one from Ocarina of Time.
 * 13) Oracle of Ages comes before Oracle of Seasons. Ok, this one I wouldn't classify as a theory per se, but it's something I believe. I know that in terms of an official timeline, neither game comes first, but just from a technical standpoint, I think it makes more sense. See this to see why.
 * 14) The Keaton Mask Soldier is the Boy in the Graveyard's father.