User:Moblin slayer

-- Moblin  Slayer (Working on it...)(my sig)

Hola. I'm a user here on Zeldapedia (duh.) Well, I've played most Zelda games. The only one I really haven't played a huge amount is Link's Awakening (I did play for minutes at a time at a friends house, though, and it was my first Zelda game.)

So...If you need some help, you can ask me. I'm pretty good at most things. You're better off asking one of the admins, though.

That's not saying don't know anything. I am rollback, and I didn't get that by doing nothing...In addition, I hope to run for admin someday (after my last attempt, I don't think it will be for a while, though...)

Shop
Please visit Tricorp. Right now. There's some cool stuff. Note: This is not my shop. I just work there.

Time for the Theories
First of all, you will never see me supporting ludracris theories that are supported by evidence that is purely circumstacial. Before anyone says anything, some of these are jokes.
 * 1) Zant is not descended from an Oocca (don't ask...it brings back bad memories)
 * 2) Link is NOT a Vampire...
 * 3) The goddesses turned the Zoras into the Rito in order to prevent the Zoras from finding Old Hyrule.
 * 4) I do believe in the split timeline theory; I just like explaining how the single-timeline theory is plausible.
 * 5) The Shiekah/Gerudos did not evolve into the Rito. Most of the Shiekah were supposedly dead (I say this because there may have been some that weren't in the game) and if the Gerudo evolved into the Rito then the Rito would probably mostly female.
 * 6) If the Zoras did not evolve into the Ritos, then they evolved into the Fishmen.
 * 7) The Fierce Deity was created by the goddesses to seal away Majora in a mask. The goddesses, fearing the firece deity's power, then sealed him in a mask.
 * 8) Majora was the god/goddess of evil/mayhem/destruction.
 * 9) Majora had to be sealed in a mask because gods/goddesses can't be killed.
 * 10) The goddesses are sadistic. Why else would they have created an artifact which would create wars, cause millions to suffer, and cause the rise of an evil king?
 * 11) The skull kid from TP is emo. His idea of a fun game is being shot at with arrows.
 * 12) Fishman is also emo. He says that shooting arrows at him will make his back feel better (or something like that).  Trust me, it only makes it feel worse.
 * 13) Dangoro (giant goron in Goron Mines in TP) must have reallyyyyy wanted that armor. It's nailed into his skin.  Nailed into his skin.
 * 14) Stallord is not Volvagia's skeleton. How would Volvagia's skeleton have ended up in the desert?  Also, Stallord has a different body shape and number of fingers.
 * 15) Ganondorf isn't as smart as he claims. If he was, he'd go to Link at the beginning of the game when Link has only three hearts and kill him in one shot.
 * 16) Volvagia doesn't like eating Gorons...he likes eating high-quality rocks...but he can't get to Dodongo's Cavern, and the Gorons are pretty rocky soooo...

Alternatives

 * 1) The fierce deity was the god of evil, and created Majora for destruction/mayhem. For whatever reason, Majora failed, so the fierce deity sealed his powers in a mask and gave the mask to someone to pusish Majora.  Majora, desperate to live, sealed himself/herself into a mask.
 * 2) The goddesses were tricked by an evil being (cough,cough,majora,cough,cough) to create the Triforce. The evil being knew what its creation would cause; the goddesses didn't.
 * 3) Fishman invented "Extreme Acupuncture."

Timeline Theories
Go here.

Fanfic
Sorry, I just have too many fanfics to tell you about all of them.

ID Card
=Random Stuff= Anything below this line is random and probably irrelevant. Please still read it though, some of it is pretty cool/funny.

Jukebox
I've gotta thank AK for introducing me to this band in the first place. They're pretty awesome. This is my favorite song by them. Times like these where I wish I spoke Norweigian... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJGBFG2nbBk

Polls
I'll change these up every so often... Do you believe that this user should be an admin? Yes No Maybe There's Already Enough Admins Is Link's Crossbow Training Any Good? Yes No If you like shooting at random targets... Which of these is the better? Slipknot Disturbed Who's cooler? Mikau Jabas Do you think I'm a jerk? Yes No It is against my religious policies to answer this question...

Favorite Quotes

 * 1) Pi .  Be rational.
 * 2) Proof is the idol that the mathematician sacrifices himself in front of.
 * 3) What would happen to the Earth if we were hit by a giant meteor? Let's just say that the realistic simulation involving a sledge hammer and common labratory frog doesn't look too good.
 * 4) Giggidy-giggidy.
 * 5) For once I'd like someone to call me "sir" without adding "You're making a scene."
 * 6) I am the game and I want to play.
 * 7) How do you speel "Achmed?" ..."A," "C," "Phlegm..."
 * 8) Any "boot up your @$$" jokes by Red Foreman (That 70's Show.)

Things to Laugh At...

 * This... Really? They get their own wikia>  What is this world coming to...
 * Mad fish disease.
 * My cat is trying to make me emo...
 * My friend's jacket is trying to kill him...
 * My brother tried to invent stunt sledding. It ended with the road...

Worst....games...ever...
Okay, so here I will make a list of "bad" games, an explanation of each, and why to avoid them.

The Red Star
Okay, I actually kinda like this game. After attempting to beat it for about a year now, it's grown on me, like a fungus.

The game takes place in an alternate dimension based off the U.S.S.R. Basically, magic exists and the main bad guy (Troika) tries to use magic to do evil. You play as either one of two former Red Star (game's govt.) soldiers, Maya the magic user or Kyozu, big guy who looks like he's from Siberia and uses a double great sword (called a "hook"); or a Nokgorkan (place that resists Red Star's rule) rebel named Makita, who's weapons are (ironically) a sickle and hammer. All of the characters have guns; Kyozu has an AK-47, flame thrower, or Sniper Rifle; and Makita has dual Uzis, a gun that shoots in three directions, or a shotgun. I haven't had the chance to play as Maya, but her guns are magic based.

While I've been told that the game has a lot of replay value, that's just the problem; it's impossible to get through the game once. Basically, the game designers did whatever they could to make the game impossible to beat.

Here's why it's hard: Need to dodge bullets, small health meter, enemy attacks do lots of damage, rarely get chance to restore health, expensive upgrades, and earning money through how well you performed.

Here's why it's bad: Inability to replay levels, everything unlocked after nigh-impossible first play through, only three characters, each of whom only have three weapons, and the attempt at blending shooter and melee mechanics.

Overall, this game get's a -7 out of -10, for being generally frustrating, impossibly hard on the first playthrough, and not being fun until after beating the game once.

There's Nothing else. You can leave now...
This is subliminal messaging. You will all now go listen to a song by Drowning Pool that isn't "Bodies." You will bow to me! You will join the commies...