User:WATCHER

Greetings. I am Watcher, and this is my Watchtower. I hope that in the coming months, you shall find my humble home acceptable. More updates in the future.

A Little About the Watcher
For those of you who can't figure this out, this part is purely fictional (You all know who you are...)

In my fantasy world, the Watcher is one man who has been selected to watch over the proceedings of the world he lives in. A Watcher resideds in the Watchtower, an impossibly tall building that constanty flits across the surface of the planet; in fact, it goes so fast that even I don't know what it looks like. The inside of the Watchtower is compleatly hollow, save for a small chair in the very center that I am able to sit in. Coating the walls are countless monitors that display every event occuring on the Earth. Every day I stop time, and play back all the events from the past 24 hours at superfast speeds.

Enough about the Watchtower, let's get onto the Watcher. My physical appearence is something like this: I am 7'5", extreemly thin, all white, and absolutly covered in eyeballs (you think I could do my job properly if I wasn't?). I have no other facial features (save for a mouth), long arms with thin fingers, and a trunklike region where legs should be (I get around by floating). As for my personality, like so many other personal qualities of mine (like a birth date, original appearence, friends and family, ect.), it has been lost to the ages.

As for my job, as you have probably already read, I watch over all the events on planet Earth, and to record it all for whoever may need it (truely need it, that is. This is precious information, and could potentialy be used for harm. If you want it, you need a really good reason.). I am able to take one single event in the world and change it so the Earths' history will go on a better course (One important event! And I mean really important. Same as with the information.).

Well, that's all about that for now, so... Let's move on.

Zelda Games I Own

 * The Legend of Zelda
 * A Link to the Past
 * Orcana of Time (For the Wii)
 * Wind Waker
 * Twilight Princess (Got a new one, so yeah, it's my brother's...)
 * Phantom Hourglass (OK, so it's my brothers...)

Current Progress in Games

 * The Legend of Zelda: Finally started the other day, and just beat the first dungeon. I'm trying to map out all of Hyrule (but then again, who hasn't?).
 * A Link to the Past: Haven't played it for a while, but I'm stuck in Turtle Rock.
 * Orcana of Time: Made it through the Dodongo Cavern. It wasn't that hard.
 * Wind Waker: Restarted several times, right now I just compleated the Forbidden Woods.
 * Twilight Princess: My little brother got it the other day, so I'm back to have only taken care of the Lanayru Twilight.
 * Phantom Hourglass: Haven't played for a while, but I beat the Ghost Ship dungeon.

My Timeline
Here's how I think the Legend of Zelda series goes. First came Ocarnia of Time, at which point the timeline split in two. During the Child Timeline, Link went on his adventure in Majoras Mask. Gannondorf was set to be excecuted, but went to the Twilight Realm, initiating the Twilight Princess. Meanwhile, in the Adult Timeline, Gannondorf escaped his imprisonment, and caused the Wind Wakers' events to occur. Later, Link and Zelda looked for a new world, and went through the Phantom Hourglass. At some point, they found a new Hyrule, and all other events happened parralell with each other. At some point, the events of the Four Swords games happened, and Link thwarted the plot. Eventualy, Gannon was revived, but horribly deformed, and sought out Aghinham, causing A Link to the Past to happen. After his defeat, Link left Hyrule for more adventures, and found the Windfish, causing Links Awakening to happen. After many years, one of Links decendents returned to Hyrule and stopped Gannon for good. 4 years later, the events of Zelda 2 happened, and that's the end of it!

To everyone who had trouble understanding the writen version...

Ocarnia of Time |            Adult Timeline                 Child Timeline |                              |            Gannon sealed in                 Gannon arrested; Sacred Realm                     Majoras Mask |                              |             Gannon escapes;             Gannon to be excecuted; Wind Waker               escapes to Twilight realm, causing Twilight Princess |                               |            Link and Zelda leave;          Nothing of significance Phantom Hourglass |                               |               New Hyrule                Nothing of significance |                            All events parralell from now on. |                            Four Swords |                         Four Swords Adventure |                           The Minish Cap |                          Gannon escapes in                             beast form. |                          A Link to the Past |                          Link leaves Hyrule for new adventure; Links Awakening |                         One of Links decendents returns; Legend of Zelda |                              Zelda 2

Operation: Wake the Wind
It's back again, and if you want to come on, then go to the official page for Operation: Wake the Wind.

My Fanfic
I have begun work on an untitled piece of fiction regarding the Legend of Zelda. Fundamentally, it is the last chapter of the Zelda series. I'll make updates here as I make progress.


 * April 11th: I've just finished the prolog. Don't get excited, because it's a long way from copletion.

The Best Way To...
This is something I thought would be cool to do. The way this works is that I present a scenario (funny or serious) and you post what you think is the best way to solve the given idea. All users are invited to express their opinions each week. This is purely to entertain everyone who visits. Oh, and each week, I shall have one answer which is absolutly not accptable because it's to obvious. Enjoy.

WEEK 25
Whats the best way to stop the moon from hitting Termina? Don't try doing the whole quest because technacly, you only have three days before the moon hits Termina.

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN IT!!!!!!!!Mr.Fairy

Gameshark or Action Replay, moon jump to the top, and shoot a bomb arrow at Majora, thus destroying him and the moon. I would say more, but this IMPOSSIBLE laptop keeps screwing up on me.--Shade Link (talk) 15:35, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

nuke in on the first day, and be done with it. it shouldnt be to close so you feel the effects of raditation, but if it blows into large chuncks, nuke the large ones again, and use magick to teleport the rest of the peaces away. --C 2  13:51, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

WEEK 26

 * What's the best way to find food in Hyrule? I don't know, just don't point out that Link doesn't eat.

Why is it Week 27 if last week was 25? anyways, it involves a bow, arrows, Tingle, Navi, Ciela, etc. and a long line of screams and a sore finger.--Shade Link (talk) 22:35, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

Does anyone KNOW what happened to Ganondorfs body? Hmmm? You could always eat that roast bulbo in the desert. Dekutulla (talk) 20:48, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

I've always thought Link could put those bottled fairies to better use.02:43, 23 July 2009 (UTC)MaloMart (talk)

He eats fish since that's all there seems to be. (Darknut15 (talk) 00:23, 24 July 2009 (UTC))

Duh, he eats Grandma's soup. User3000

WEEK 27

 * What's the best way to kill an evening in Hyrule? Aside from killing monsters.

Buy a Stratocaster and rock the night away and keep all the people awake with a loud amp.(Darknut15 (talk) 23:01, 29 July 2009 (UTC))

See if you can break the pottery of everyone in Hyrule. Alternately, tease a Cucco and see how long you can survive. --MaloMart (talk) 15:32, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

WEEK 28

 * What's the best way to take over Hyrule? Aside from using the Triforce.

Send an army of Darknuts to take over. Or, make Hyrule go bankrupt.(Darknut15 (talk) 22:40, 3 August 2009 (UTC))

WEEK 29

 * What's the best way to defeat a Wizzrobe? Just don't use any methods from the games.

An army of wizzarobe - eating slugs.Mr.Fairy

WEEK 30

 * What's the best way to get Pieces of Heart? Again, no gaming methods. Gaming methods are a no-no this week.

User boxes
Who doesn't have these by now? Anyways, here they are...

(Note: This note is so my next section header isn't pushed aside.)

Sign My Page
The humble signature of Portal-  Kombat

Hey, nice page. user:dragonmaster kayla

yawn Oni [[User talk:Oni Dark Link|Dark Link 16:12, 17 March 2009 (UTC) ]]

im signing again with my new colour fonted sig! Oni [[User talk:Oni Dark Link|Dark Link 12:22, 12 April 2009 (UTC) !! ]]

You a Fantastic Four fan? Big Poe=Nice Guy

K. watcher, your user page is marvalous, mine is a piece of ****. i really love it. wish i had the time to do something as wonderful as yours, but alas i cannot. oh and don't be afraid to ask more people about wake the wind it is a nice idea but, just needs more people for it to become really serious. (no I'm not gay just saying) User:Ccbermanzzpedia

I would like to join your Wind the Wake thing. I hope that I can help people and suggest a fight. I joined this wikia yesterday. signed User: Mr.Green hat P.S. Comment about my page. Today is 5/24/09

I see you are very famous with the other people. I am doing a poll at my page. Could you tell everyone you know about it? signed, User: Mr.Green hat

This is the signature of the talk bubbleless user: Midna Rocks

Hello! As you can tell (i mean, you haven't seen me!), I'm new. But Hi! And your userpage is awesome. Princess of Music

Hi! I signed your page! Does that make us friends?!??!!!03:44, 20 July 2009 (UTC)MaloMart (talk)

I still haven't figured out the whole point of the whole page signing thing that goes around here, but I suppose I'll do it. Might even come up with a "Best Way To..." if I can think of one ingenious enough. By the way, are you misspelling Ocarina purposefully? I'm a spelling/grammar/ease of reading/accuracy freak as you can probably tell by checking out my contributions, and it's bugging me.... Light and Shadow (talk) 21:26, 21 July 2009 (UTC)