User:WATCHER

Greetings. I am Watcher, and this is my Watchtower. I hope that in the coming months, you shall find my humble home acceptable. More updates in the future.

A Little About the Watcher
For those of you who can't figure this out, this part is purely fictional (You all know who you are...)

In my fantasy world, the Watcher is one man who has been selected to watch over the proceedings of the world he lives in. A Watcher resideds in the Watchtower, an impossibly tall building that constanty flits across the surface of the planet; in fact, it goes so fast that even I don't know what it looks like. The inside of the Watchtower is compleatly hollow, save for a small chair in the very center that I am able to sit in. Coating the walls are countless monitors that display every event occuring on the Earth. Every day I stop time, and play back all the events from the past 24 hours at superfast speeds.

Enough about the Watchtower, let's get onto the Watcher. My physical appearence is something like this: I am 7'5", extreemly thin, all white, and absolutly covered in eyeballs (you think I could do my job properly if I wasn't?). I have no other facial features (save for a mouth), long arms with thin fingers, and a trunklike region where legs should be (I get around by floating). As for my personality, like so many other personal qualities of mine (like a birth date, original appearence, friends and family, ect.), it has been lost to the ages.

As for my job, as you have probably already read, I watch over all the events on planet Earth, and to record it all for whoever may need it (truely need it, that is. This is precious information, and could potentialy be used for harm. If you want it, you need a really good reason.). I am able to take one single event in the world and change it so the Earths' history will go on a better course (One important event! And I mean really important. Same as with the information.).

Well, that's all about that for now, so... Let's move on.

Zelda Games I Own

 * The Legend of Zelda
 * A Link to the Past
 * Orcana of Time (For the Wii)
 * Wind Waker
 * Twilight Princess (Got a new one, so yeah, it's my brother's...)
 * Phantom Hourglass (OK, so it's my brothers...)

Current Progress in Games

 * The Legend of Zelda: Finally started the other day, and just beat the first dungeon. I'm trying to map out all of Hyrule (but then again, who hasn't?).
 * A Link to the Past: Haven't played it for a while, but I'm stuck in Turtle Rock.
 * Orcana of Time: I've moved on and made it to Kakiriko (ReDeads= freaky).
 * Wind Waker: Restarted several times, right now I just compleated the Forbidden Woods.
 * Twilight Princess: Really into this one, but a scratch made it unplayable (can't load major cutsceens). Finished the Water Temple.
 * Phantom Hourglass: Haven't played for a while, but I beat the Ghost Ship dungeon.

My Timeline
Here's how I think the Legend of Zelda series goes. First came Orcana of Time, at which point the timeline split in two. During the Child Timeline, Link went on his adventure in Majoras Mask. Gannondorf was set to be excecuted, but went to the Twilight Realm, initiating the Twilight Princess. Meanwhile, in the Adult Timeline, Gannondorf escaped his imprisonment, and caused the Wind Wakers' events to occur. Later, Link and Zelda looked for a new world, and went through the Phantom Hourglass. At some point, they found a new Hyrule, and all other events happened parralell with each other. At some point, the events of the Four Swords games happened, and Link thwarted the plot. Eventualy, Gannon was revived, but horribly deformed, and sought out Aghinham, causing A Link to the Past to happen. After his defeat, Link left Hyrule for more adventures, and found the Windfish, causing Links Awakening to happen. After many years, one of Links decendents returned to Hyrule and stopped Gannon for good. 4 years later, the events of Zelda 2 happened, and that's the end of it!

To everyone who had trouble understanding the writen version...

Orcana of Time |           Adult Timeline                 Child Timeline |                              |           Gannon sealed in                 Gannon arrested; Sacred Realm                     Majoras Mask |                              |            Gannon escapes;             Gannon to be excecuted; Wind Waker               escapes to Twilight realm, causing Twilight Princess |                               |           Link and Zelda leave;          Nothing of significance Phantom Hourglass |                               |              New Hyrule                Nothing of significance |                           All events parralell from now on. |                           Four Swords |                        Four Swords Adventure |                          The Minish Cap |                         Gannon escapes in                            beast form. |                         A Link to the Past |                         Link leaves Hyrule for new adventure; Links Awakening |                        One of Links decendents returns; Legend of Zelda |                             Zelda 2

Operation: Wake the Wind
It's back again, and if you want to come on, then go to the official page for Operation: Wake the Wind.

My Fanfic
I have begun work on an untitled piece of fiction regarding the Legend of Zelda. Fundamentally, it is the last chapter of the Zelda series. I'll make updates here as I make progress.


 * April 11th: I've just finished the prolog. Don't get excited, because it's a long way from copletion.

The Best Way To...
This is something I thought would be cool to do. The way this works is that I present a scenario (funny or serious) and you post what you think is the best way to solve the given idea. All users are invited to express their opinions each week. This is purely to entertain everyone who visits. Oh, and each week, I shall have one answer which is absolutly not accptable because it's to obvious. Enjoy.

WEEK 16

 * What's the best way to get a wagon across monster infested teritory. Kinda like TP, but don't suggest that way.


 * nuc the field. thus killing all the monsters. yeah i do like nucs. Oni Dark  Link 08:28, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Warp time so that the feild is as long as a fingernail, And make every enemy a tiny ant.Mr.Fairy

WEEK 17

 * What's the best way to use the Triforce. Be as evil or good as you like, but be creative.

use it to create a wiki based on zelda so brilliant that it makes zelda wiki look like a sack of potatoes (not hard to do). then call the wiki zeldapedia because thats so much more creative then zelda wiki. finnaly fill that wiki with exellent user and editers that know plenty about zelda and will be very dedicated to the wiki. o and if anyone vandalises destroy them by turning into a pig boar lion. Oni Dark  Link 21:29, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Blow up the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAH!Mr.Fairy

WEEK 18

 * What's the best way to relax in Hyrule? Aside from going around and slicing up monsters.

To relax, well if you are the King of Hyrule, order all of your worthless warriors to fight to the death, then kill the last one.Mr.Fairy

WEEK 19

 * What's the best way to get Rupees in Hyrule? You can get them any way you want, as long as it isn't legal.

Rob an idian bank using noting but a bow and arrows set on fire. Oni Dark  Link 10:40, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

User boxes
Who doesn't have these by now? Anyways, here they are...

(Note: This note is so my next section header isn't pushed aside.)

Sign My Page
The humble signature of Portal-  Kombat

Hey, nice page. user:dragonmaster kayla

yawn Oni Dark   Link 16:12, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

im signing again with my new colour fonted sig! Oni Dark Link 12:22, 12 April 2009 (UTC) !!

You a Fantastic Four fan? Big Poe=Nice Guy

K. watcher, your user page is marvalous, mine is a piece of *************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************. i really love it. wish i had the time to do something as wonderful as yours, but alas i cannot. oh and don't be afraid to ask more people about wake the wind it is a nice idea but, just needs more people for it to become really serious. (no I'm not gay just saying) User:Ccbermanzzpedia

I would like to join your Wind the Wake thing. I hope that I can help people and suggest a fight. I joined this wikia yesterday. signed User: Mr.Green hat P.S. Comment about my page. Today is 5/24/09

I see you are very famous with the other people. I am doing a poll at my page. Could you tell everyone you know about it? signed, User: Mr.Green hat