User:From Beyond The Stars/The Page of Random Fun!

SAHASRAHLA WOZ ERE 199-SUMMAT

The Beginning of the End
Ahem. Welcome to Stars's Page of Random Fun, a brainchild of Comet Corporations. We will begin at the end, as we must, but we will adhere to normality and begin at the beginning of the end in order to stop the laws of nature imploding in on themselves. We'd like to remind you to:
 * 1) Keep all limbs and bodily functions inside the carriage at all times
 * 2) Be conscious of other readers when you faint. Make sure you pick a spot where you won't get in anyones way
 * 3) Please don't feed the Cukemen
 * 4) Believe this is all the dream of a massive winged whale so you don't have to explain it to your parents later.
 * 5) Dance wherever possible. It's good for the soul
 * 6) Keep fangirling to a minimum. Link has already been in therapy many times.

THE POINT OF NO RETURN (aka: The Point Where Your Mind Screams For Mercy)
'''LOOK INTO THE EYES OF THE DEMON. LOOK. LOOOOOK'''