User:WATCHER/Archive Tres

This page is dedicated to displaying the results of "The Best Way To..." Weeks 11-15. Enjoy.

WEEK 11
What's the best way to defeat Gannon? See if you can think of things other than the Master Sword.

one word. Nuc. Oni Dark Link 11:24, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Simple tell every other Zelda villain that Ganondorf has appeared in more games than them. They'll get pissed and Ganondorf will get assassinated by Dark Link, Agahnim, Dethl, Majora, Onox, Veran, Vaati, Zant and Bellum. If that fails that tell every other video game villain Ganondorf's stealing their mojo. For optimum results tell that to every villain in pop culture. Let's see Ganondorf stand up to Hannibal Lecter, the Joker, Sephiroth, Xemnas, Mr. Burns, Stewie, Bowser and every other villain you can think of. Big Poe=Nice Guy

Simple and fun. First, call him fat and ugly. Then throw every last object you have ( but not the Triforce )at his head or heart. Then you run like a cucco trying to avoid being slaughtered to get all your items back. Repeat this until he dies. Or just hire Tingle........... --Mr.Fairy

WEEK 12

 * What's the best way to clear a large rock from Links path? For the love of the goddesses, don't say bombs.

the answear to all. nuc. (it doesnt counts as a bomb) Oni Dark Link 09:35, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Jackhammer anyone? Who cares if Link goes deaf it'd be doing him a favor if it's in OoT so he doesn't have to keep on hearing those annoying HEY!s and LISTEN!s. --Big Poe=Nice Guy 12:01, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Tell it some Encouraging Words and it will be motivated. Portal- Kombat

Agitate Gannon, use the Hover Boots to get over the rock. Enraged, Gannon will eliminate the rock from existance. Mr.Fairy

WEEK 13

 * What's the best way to beat the heat on Death Mountain? (Aside from the Goron Tunic)


 * nuc! nuc it!! dont need to beat the heat if there's no mountain! Oni Dark Link 08:15, 21 April 2009 (UTC)!!!

Hire some idiots with no future who are extremely durable (brawn over brain) to get whatever you need from that particular place. Or just have some terrorists jump in and use the force of several suicide explosions to send the aforementioned thing flying out. Also I'm just wondering Oni Dark Link how come your answer always has something to do with a nuclear warhead? --Big Poe=Nice Guy 02:38, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

WEEK 14

 * What's the best way to put out a fire in Hyrule? Without playing the Song of Storms that is...

How else do you put out a fire!? Call 911 and have the local fire department put it out. --Big Poe=Nice Guy 22:18, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Simple and funny. Call every Zora (including King Zora from Orcana) ugly, and that they will be unless they A.Jump out of the river to put out the fire and never return, or B.Jump out of the river to put out the fire and return forever more.(MrFairy)

take over hyrule and make the gods angry so theyll flood it. Oni Dark Link 21:53, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

WEEK 15

 * What's the best way to drain the Great Sea? Once again, no Song of Storms.

globel warming Oni Dark Link 19:46, 5 May 2009 (UTC) edit: reply to xyz. globel warming whould evaporate all the water (if its extreme globel warming) and since theres very few ice caps in te zelda worl changes are i wont flood.

Well in my opinion the edges of the Great Sea are surrounded by giant boulders (Gorons). So what you need to do is bomb every LAST ROCK!!!!!! although it would kill all the gorons, the sea is empty (because the water started to drain out when you blew-up that first goron) Mr.Fairy