User:Xykeb Zraliv

I am Xykeb Zraliv, also known as Xykeb, Xykeb the freak (Not my idea. Don't ask how it came about), Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv, and The-greatly-disputed-grammar-obsessed-insane-oddity. As the last name implies, I am obsessed with grammar, and I greatly dislike chatspeak and anything else that purposely applies improper grammar. I am a huge fan of Zelda (As in, my love for Zelda is huge. I am in no way a giant, and should be addressed as such). I am also a fan of Majora, which you may be able to tell from certain aspects of me. I am known by my friends for the fact that I obsess over small things with no way to stop me and generally acting very strange. By the way, I'm going for rollback rights, so support/oppose me here.

Games I own
These are in the order that I finished them (Not necessarily in the order that I started them)

Ocarina of Time Majora's Mask

Wind Waker

Minish Cap

Link's Awakening

Twilight Princess

Phantom Hourglass

I've also played a few minutes of the original Legend of Zelda on Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

My Top Games

 * 1) Majora's Mask
 * 2) Wind Waker
 * 3) Ocarina of Time
 * 4) Twilight Princess
 * 5) Phantom Hourglass

Random facts about me
I know 115 digits of Pi: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342107679841280865138283 (I may have had a typing error there, since I'm not very good typing numbers, but I think that's right).

I can pronounce the word "Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia".

I can read all 7 Harry Potter books in 5 days.

It took me 8 tries to beat Ingo in the horse race the first time I played Ocarina of Time.

I am also a fan of the Fire Emblem, Super Smash Bros., Banjo Kazooie, Animal Crossing, Pikmin, and Pokemon series.

When I drink too much water, I twitch uncontrollably for some unknown reason.

When I first started playing Ocarina of Time (I think I was around 6, give or take a year or so), I pronounced "Ocarina" as "Uh-core-in-uh" instead of "Ah-ker-een-uh".

I wear a jacket year-round, even through the summer, and where I live, it gets pretty hot in the summer (Like, it's over 100 degrees on a regular basis). Likewise, I use ice in my drinks in the fall and winter (the "cold" seasons), but almost never in the spring and summer (the "hot" seasons).

Not sure what these are called, but....
Remember, all these are based on the games I have played. For example I've heard that A Link to the Past was good, and I've heard that Adventure of Link was bad, but as I've played neither, I'll include neither. By the way, I enjoyed every Zelda game I've played, so the "worst" one in a given category isn't necessarily disliked.....And I regret that Link's Awakening is so low, but I have to be honest, and I didn't enjoy Link's Awakening near as much as most people did.

Fanfic
I plan to eventually make a fanfic, but I'm still working out some loose ends and figuring out what goes on in between dungeons. I have the basic storyline down, but I'm not anywhere near finished. For now, I just have it in my head (I have a good memory. I don't need to write it down), but when I actually get it down on paper the computer screen, I'll let you know here.

Accomplishments I am particularly proud of
Just a note, these are in no particular order.


 * 1) Completing Majora's Mask 100% 3 times with no help from strategy guides, online FAQs, etc.
 * 2) Collecting every figurine in Wind Waker
 * 3) Completing Temple of the Ocean King with a perfect 25 minutes remaining

Things I hope to be able to do eventually
Again, in no particular order.


 * 1) Complete Ocarina of Time 100%
 * 2) Defeat Dark Link without using Din's Fire
 * 3) Do the Majora's Mask single 3-day cycle challenge
 * 4) Complete a Zelda game doing the 3-heart challenge
 * 5) Obtain every Ship Part in Phantom Hourglass (I currently have every part except Stone Chimney, Golden Prow, Golden Hull, and Golden Wheel. Only 3 more Golden Ship Parts left!)

Polls
As of my last login, I've been voted the most pathetic and the most annoying. Ouch.

Which of these incredibly weak enemies is the most pathetic? Withered Deku Baba Rat Keese Chuchu (Majora's Mask) Xykeb Zraliv

Which is the most disturbing? Tingle The fact that Majora screams like a woman, but has a build similar to a man Stone Tower's "Flaming finger" in an E rated game The fact that Zelda disguised herself using a man's body Fishman says that arrows will make his back feel better Xykeb Zraliv

Which is the most annoying? Tingle Navi Dampe's slowness in Majora's Mask Wallmasters Floormasters (Wind Waker) Like Likes Temple of the Ocean King Xykeb Zraliv

Who is the rudest? Tatl Ezlo Midna Tetra Gorman Brothers Xykeb Zraliv

Most overrated things
These are the things that are, in my opinion, the 3 most overrated things in the Zelda universe.


 * 1) Ocarina of Time - The game was great, but flawless? Please.
 * 2) Stallord - I actually thought the staltroops were annoying and the boss fight really wasn't all that fun for me.
 * 3) Kafei and Anju sidequest - It's really not all that complicated.

Most underrated things
These are the things that are, in my opinion, the 3 most underrated things in the Zelda universe.


 * 1) Navi - People sure beat up on Navi, don't they? Honestly, she's not THAT annoying. Every time I play Ocarina of Time I try to see it from that point of view and see Navi as annoying, and every time I fail.
 * 2) Temple of the Ocean King - Maybe I'm just more patient with my video games than most people, but I just did not find this place to be at all tedious.
 * 3) Wind Waker bosses - Sure, they were too easy, but not everything has to be challenging to be fun. I thoroughly enjoyed every single boss fight in Wind Waker.

Timeline
Thanks to Hero of Time 87 for this timeline.

Creation of Hyrule and the Triforce |                   Hyrulean Civil War |                    Imprisoning War (Ocarina of Time) /            \       The Great Flood               Majora's Mask |                          |       The Wind Waker            Ganondorf's Execution |                          |      Phantom Hourglass         Zant's Invasion of Hyrule |                  (Twilight Princess) Link and Tetra find and             | establish a new Hyrule. Agahnim becomes a host for Ganondorf's soul. |                          |     War of the Bound Chest         War of the Wizard |                 (A Link to the Past) The Minish Cap                    | |                   Revival of Ganon Four Swords          (Oracle of Seasons/Ages) |                          |    Four Swords Adventures     Awakening of the Wind Fish |                  (Link's Awakening) One of the Zeldas is put to sleep until Zelda II. |    The Legend of Zelda |   The Adventure of Link

Theories I believe

 * 1) The Hero's Shade is the Hero of Time.
 * 2) The Zora evolved into the Rito.
 * 3) Link is looking for Navi in the beginning of Majora's Mask.
 * 4) The Stone Tower was created to insult the Godesses.
 * 5) Link is not mute. He talks, he just has no in-game dialog.
 * 6) Deku Link (As in the soul Link inhabits when he wears the Deku Mask, not Link himself), the Deku Butler's Son, and the small deformed tree at the the beginning of Majora's Mask are all the same character.
 * 7) Bongo Bongo is the man whose house used to be where the Kakariko well is. Additionally, that man was a Sheikah.
 * 8) Dark Link is on his own and has no ties to Ganondorf.

There are probably more, but those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

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