Zeldapedia:Temple of Courage



Welcome to the Temple of Courage, where various characters from the Legend of Zelda series battle out on a semi-weekly basis! You, the people, are the deciding factors in these matches. Functionally, all of these battles are popularity contests and not "battles" as such. For instance, in a boss vs. boss fight, we suggest that you vote for the one you like the most rather than whether or not one enemy would beat another in a legit fight. This is only a suggestion, though.

You can suggest a fight or vote or comment on others on the suggestions sub-article.

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Week 92: Fishmen vs. Golden Frogs
{| style ="width: 100%;" LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Zeldapedia presents the make-or-break 92nd week of the TEMPLE. OF. COUUUUUUUURAGE! This week we have a battle between a school of fish who look like men and a group of golden-tinted amphibians! Let us meet our contestants in the ring before they get to the catering table!
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In the blue corner is a group which may or may not be a group at all. Swimming around the Great Sea, these characters offer advice to travelers who feed them bait. They all share a common case of back spasms, treatable with acupuncture. They are THE FISHMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

In the beige corner is a bunch of talking frogs who teach holders of the Cyclone Slate the secret symbols that allow them to skip a whole lot of sailing (and it beats flying coach) and answer to the mighty Cylos, their golden-plated leader...THEY ARE THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDEN FROGS!

We strongly suggest that all spectators wear sunglasses, as the lighting reflected from the backs of the Golden Frogs may potentially cause blindness. And now, from all of us to all of you, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!
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Votes for Fishmen

 * 1) Schpeh! (Closest onomatopoeia I could come up with.) --Auron  Kaizer !  18:49, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) MMMMMMMMM............ FISH STICK! ---Tehmeganerd (talk) 19:34, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) He quenches my CDOness. -- Haru Mclean Namikaze Medusa Head.gif Kana: ナミカゼ ハ ル マクリーン, Romaji: Namikaze Haru Makurīn
 * 4) HOY, SMALL FRY!Hylianhero777 (talk) 20:02, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * 5) Acupuncture, anyone? Jedimasterlink (talk) 20:15, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * 6) I'm going with the Fishmen... they get hit by arrows and just take it. That's some class... -  McGillivray  227  20:47, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) He can jump in the air and draw a perfect map with a paintbrush in his mouth. Considering my drawing skills, I have to give that mando credit!--RedeadhunterRedead.pngContributions Edits 21:08, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * 8) They're just more interesting and show more personality. Also, one of them managed to score a date with a human woman, so that's, errr, cool I guess?  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  21:36, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * 9) Imma have to go with these guys. If "Kingly Red Lion guy" thought these guys were cool enough to help them out, then I think they're cool enough to get my vote. —Lisa  URAQT  Tetra.png 21:54, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * 10) I vote for the fishmen cuz they'll lead me to the Triumph Forks if I'm nice, and they pay me to shoot them! --ComeBackKing (talk) 00:00, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * 11) These are much funnier.  Ray Talk 2 meDoggie Mask.gif 00:29, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * 12) Kaay! -- MaloMart  ( talk ) Malo.png 02:59, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * 13) These fish are awesome! They can write, without hands, the don't hold up boring signs, sorry Froggys but Fishmen win Hands... i mean fins down. Zeerotytus (talk)
 * 14) He has my vote! And he would have been perfect if only he had called link "Carp" - Zatuke
 * 15) C'mon, they're ever-so-helpful in the game! Nayru's Maiden
 * 16) Best. Guy. Ever. He's hilarious, while the golden frogs just kind of give you a sign or yell at you. THEY. DON'T SHPEH. Marou239

Anonymous votes

 * 1) Hoy, later fry. Don't forget to help me with acupuncture. 'Nuff said.
 * 2) This guy heard about the triforks
 * 3) I always found it odd that the Golden Frogs would help you after you shot them. -Isdrakthul
 * 4) It comes down to this. Their line "But so is the life of a fish" has been quoted by me for 6 years now. How can you not love them. They help to move the amazing WW plot along and they have brilliant quotes. They look like they are knowledgable, but really, they have been manipulated by Ganondorf for years (Don't believe me? Play the game up until the Forsaken Fortress is emptied out. Then you'll know what I am insinuating.) Good sound effects to. Plus, they help you to sail theworld, theb est part of their game. They essentially make Wind Waker, Wind Waker. Take that my frogy friends (I still love you though.)
 * 5) Fishmen ROCK!!  Plus, I love shooting them, haha...
 * 6) they look funneh


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Votes for Golden Frogs

 * 1) Shiny...--Farore.din.nayru (talk) 18:51, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) I like frogs... especially when they're giant and shiny and friendly and live in the sea...  Portal-  Kombat
 * 3) They are FROGS. GOLDEN FROGS. Frogs that are GOLD. METALLIC AMPHIBIANS!!!!--Stars  talk  http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/pyroac/Starssprite.gif 20:26, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * 4) Hate the sound Fishmen make. --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 21:29, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * 5) Cyclones rock. Teleporting cyclones? Even better. -- Deku  Stick   Master 
 * 6) Getting pierced by arrows is not something I would enjoy. Even if they call it "acupuncture". --Ceiling Master (talk) 22:58, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) Meep. Meep Meep (talk) 23:35, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * 8)  It's way better than sailing forever, plus you can use it to dodge gyorgs and stuff. --'''User:ZeldaQueen12
 * 9) I don't know how you can even consider picking the fishmen over the Golden Frogs. Don't get me wrong the fishmen are pretty awesome but are dwarfed by the Golden Frogs. --Birdman5589 (talk) 18:42, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * 10) It's a close matchup this week. I'll shoot for the underdog. -Ingo the great (talk) 20:48, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * 11) Haven't played WW so.....--DarkTriforce (talk) 01:22, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 12) I've got to agree with DekuStickMaster. TheUltimateHokage88 (talk) 01:32, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 13) I never liked those creepy fish guys, now letting me avoid travelling hundreds of miles when I just want to put on a ship part? That I like.jioplip
 * 14) More useful than Fishmen. Evil Zora
 * 15) What the heck? Everyone has there own opinion, but this is crazy! How in the heck is Fishmen winning? I think the Golden Frogs win by a landslide. Oh and I'm relieved that this week's battle didn't have Majora's Mask involved. Hero of Men (talk)

Anonymous votes

 * 1) I like to fly with sparkly frogs...


 * 1) They help you!!!
 * 2) 1. They r sparkly! 2. They help. 3. Pity.
 * 3) They're GOLDEN, they can summon up tornadoes, and they are the closest thing to zoras that phantom hourglass has got!


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Peanut Gallery

 * I like them both. I may end up voting for the Fishmen, but I also like the Golden Frogs. I do not know. T h e Midna Laughing.png™ 22:41, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * If all else fails, you could always flip a coin. Just make sure it's not a certain district attorney's lucky coin. Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:43, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * It's the President's lucky coin you want.--RedeadhunterRedead.pngContributions Edits 02:25, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm sure my colleague Re Dead Hunter meant Unca Scrooge's lucky dime. --Auron  Kaizer !  02:32, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm sure my colleague AuronkaiSer meant UncLE Scrooge's lucky dime.--RedeadhunterRedead.pngContributions Edits 14:40, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * I'll ask him. --Auron  Kaizer !  18:07, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

Wow the Golden Frogs have managed to make quite a come back Oni Dark Link 21:52, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * It's because they're GOLD. Duh. --<font color ="#68E0D0">Stars <font color ="#187868">talk  http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/pyroac/Starssprite.gif 22:18, March 30, 2010 (UTC)


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Week 91: Madam MeowMeow vs. Mamamu Yan
{| style ="width: 100%;" LLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN! We are now proud to present to you the 91st week in the TEMPLE OF COURAGE! All right! And now, before we begin with the introduction, our contestants have asked me to ask you, "Have you seen my precious little petty?" (Silence). Maybe if you meet them it will help!
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 * colspan="2" style="background: #DDDDDD;"| "Madam MeowMeow! Madame MeowMeow.gif 22.5 > 10.5
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In the orange corner, we have a middle-aged woman mourning for her lost pet. Coming from the Mabe Village, she has a deep affection for Bow-Wows, misses her largest one very, very much, and will reward anybody who helps her with a magic kiss; Let's all give a great big "Aw..." for MADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM MEOWMEOW!

And in the green corner, we have a pompous woman looking for her little dog. All the way from Hyrule Castle Town, she loves her lost dog Richard, hopes to find him wandering the streets, and has a nice Piece of Heart waiting for anybody who will help her (or a blue Rupee if you already have...); Everybody, feel bad for MAMAMUUUUUUUUUUUU YAN!

So, two slightly lovely ladies with little lost pets shall now face off for your sympathy tonight. But in the end, only one will be the ultimate heart tugger! Which one will it be? That, my dear voters, is up to you! Our contestants are starting to sob, so LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE! Yeah!
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Votes for Madam MeowMeow

 * 1) I prefer my women in the top-down 2D flavor. --Birdman5589 (talk) 15:54, March 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) Eww... who wants a fatty with a pig nose and a mediocratively-textured dress? I'd take these 8 bits over those 64 bits any day! --Haingi (talk) 12:47, March 21, 2010 (GMT+8)
 * 3) 2-D > 3-D --Sincerely Haru Mclean Namikaze Medusa Head.gif Kana: ナミカゼ ハ ル マクリーン, Romaji: Namikaze Haru Makurīn
 * 4) The other one scares me...  Portal-  Kombat
 * 5) Anyone with the ability to tame a mighty, ferocious cameobeast like Bow-Wow has my respect! --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  18:42, March 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * 6) It's really all been said.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  22:13, March 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) I've grown up with cats, not an annoying pooch named...... whatever.  Either way I prefer a lot of things over dogs, and Bow-Wows are included. ---Tehmeganerd (talk) 19:18, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
 * 8) Just because ReDead Hunter said reading a cat's mind would be boring.--  C  2  / C C  20:11, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
 * 9) My pro-cat bias has been ignited. Jedimasterlink (talk) 01:12, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
 * 10) All reasons I'd give have been stated already. -<font color="#008000">Minish  <font color="#2A8000">Link  01:17, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
 * 11) Madam MeowMeow gives you a kiss AND lets you barrow her Bow-Wow. If you try to talk to the other one, instead of saying something useful, she just tells you to go away and bother someone else. I've made my vote! GO MADAM MEOWMEOW!--Lincas1 (talk) 23:59, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
 * 12) Spite for the opposition leads me to like this character more. --ComeBackKing (talk) 18:43, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
 * 13) BOW-WOW!!! Dawn Of A New Day (is cool)
 * 14) Because Chain Chomps (fine, "Bow-Wows") are epic. -- Deku  Stick   Master 
 * 15) If I recall correctly (but I doubt I do) the opponent was slightly rude to me. Docter Ted
 * 16) She keeps Chain Chomps (Bow-Wows, whatever) as pets. I'm voting for Madam MeowMeow. TheUltimateHokage88 (talk) 20:23, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
 * 17) Meow. Ingo the great (talk) 01:28, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
 * 18) Never played this game, but the competition is creepy. Evil Zora
 * 19) # Hello? Look at the image in my signature! Dog lover...  Ray Talk 2 meDoggie Mask.gif 18:39, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous votes
5: 2 reasons: 1,i like cats a lot, and 2, iv'e played this lady's game,but not the other one.
 * 1) Bow-Wow=Chain-Chomp=Mario Games=Two great franchises in one game
 * 2) Negating the pity vote!  Also because I hated looking at Mamamu in the Market
 * 3) I take the obvious choice: the amazing, energetic, dog lover..... Madam MeowMeow!!
 * 4) Mamamu was just annoying- not only was she ugly, but she was so obnoxious about her dog (that looked identical to several others) was SO much better than any others in Hyrule.

6: I HATE mamamu!Ilove cats so My vote is for Madam meowmeow!=^..^= <- my cat face.


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Votes for Mamamu Yan

 * 1) Because reading a Cat's mind would be boring.--RedeadhunterRedead.pngContributions Edits 18:52, March 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) I really dislike this lady, but for some reason I am feeling an urge to vote for her. --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 21:13, March 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) I hate both of them but gotta vote for one of them... so... um... go Mamamu Yan... I guess --Braelolk  (talk)
 * 4) I vote for her because it was so EASY to find and bring back her dog. --jioplip
 * 5) because having a dog fallowing you is epicDevdude (talk) 00:11, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
 * 6) For crying out loud! All the battles lately have been Majora's Mask! Oh well... I'm going to have to go for the 3D lady here. Hero of Men (talk)
 * 7) I don't really like either of them, so this is a pity vote. Oddball 464 23:42, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
 * 8) my bracket is busted so i need this win to feel good. Red Rider (talk) 22:58, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous votes

 * 1) Preemptive pity vote. -Isdrakthul (67.102.173.233 17:52, March 21, 2010 (UTC))
 * 2) I never played Link's Awakening.
 * 3) Link's Awakening is the one Zelda I'm actually looking forward to not playing. Plus, Mammamuyan owns a veritable casino! You can't beat that (plus Majora's Mask is my all-time favorite Zelda)
 * 4) Pity vote...
 * 5) It's stupid that someone named Madame MeowMeow loves dogs. This is also a pity vote. P.S. Mamamuyan is from OOT, but made a cameo appearance in MM as manager of the doggy races. Either way, she's an obese dog-lover.


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Peanut Gallery
Well, never mind my message to AK. I got it up early! Sincerely, Watcher.

I predict that Madam MeowMeow will win because her sidequest gives you an invincible ally. -Isdrakthul (67.102.173.233 15:51, March 21, 2010 (UTC))
 * well tecnically, it is neccessery to complete the game so it isn't a side quest...

I'm not so sure about that, RH. I think it would be very interesting to know what cats are thinking...hmm...probably something along the lines of "You feed me and worship me. For that I shall let you live. KEEP PETTING ME! Yesssss......obey me, human...." I guess that's why I'm a dog person. Sir Real (talk) 8:07, March 22, 2010
 * You know how cats rub themselves against furniture and people's legs? They do that for a couple of reasons: one is to mark their territory, and another is sort of a "pecking order" for cats, except the roles are reversed. Instead of rubbing a lower cat, cats rub whoever they consider superior. So, contrary to poplar belief, cats don't really see us as their "subjects." (I suppose the rubbing in general is to establish a sense of security, but that's beside the point.) Jedimasterlink (talk) 01:10, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
 * ...So cats consider furniture superior to them? o.O  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  18:08, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

RedeadHunter, it depends on the cat really. ---Tehmeganerd (talk) 19:20, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
 * I agree. And a dogs mind really wouldn't be better at all. This is what they would be thinking: "....Food....hungry....must eat carpet....where is master?.....food....hungry.....SQUIRREL!"-- C  2  / C C  20:15, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
 * And that's one of the smarter dogs. -Isdrakthul (67.102.173.233 22:54, March 22, 2010 (UTC))

Also, the cat I had when I was youngest, a siamese lilac point named Lilly, was smarter than any of the dogs in the neighborhood hands down. She found a way to get under the dishwasher and stand beneath the water filter where it heats the water just so she could get warm. If thats not smart for a non sentient being, then I don't know what is. ---Tehmeganerd (talk) 23:14, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
 * Cats are awesome that way. I had one once, but he died. -Isdrakthul (67.102.173.233 23:18, March 22, 2010 (UTC))
 * I used to have two cats and one was really smart (he learned to use the toilet)! he was the one who died though. god took away the inteligent cat and left me with an IDIOT!!! this cat's so dumb, she can't look into a food bowl unless you actually walk to the bowl and she notices the food. yeah, i know.

I've never really been a huge fan of mammals in general. There are few that I like, but none that I'd really want as a pet terribly much.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  08:48, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yer a mammal. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  19:12, March 23, 2010 (UTC)


 * I never really liked dogs that much. They are just too aggressive and loud, and slobbery, and overactive, and eat too much, and aren't that smart.  I really hate Mamamu Yam, or whatever shes called because she must enjoy all these un-fabulous qualities.---Tehmeganerd (talk) 19:20, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

Are pity votes allowed? Or frowned upon, at least? -- Haru Mclean Namikaze Kana: ナミカゼ ハ ル マクリーン, Romaji: Namikaze Haru Makurīn
 * Pity comment: Not really. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  00:12, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Great, now people are screwing up MY username. It is no longer RH, and the H is lowercase! It is so obivious, people!--Redead'hunter'Contributions Edits 13:03, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
 * Obiviously!-- C  2  / C C  23:25, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

A 2D character beating a 3D character!?! UNHEARD OF!!!! Jedimasterlink (talk) 02:46, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
 * Undoubtedly, someone's made Zraliv a happy monkey. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  02:50, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

Is it just me, or has Navi versus Tatl not been done, and yet the Temple has sunk to pitting the dog ladies againts one another? .---jioplip
 * You can yourself influence what ToC fights are chosen by becoming a regular editor and voting. Don't bash the fights though. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  18:18, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
 * Eh? I'm not bashing, just saying that it really isn't that interesting considering, well they're the dog ladies, y'know? .---jioplip
 * Well as AK said, if you become an active user, you will be able to vote on ToC suggestions and influence what fights are done. --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 18:24, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
 * Do you know WHY Navi versus Tatl hasn't been done? Because everyone would hate on poor Navi, thats why. Whats the point in having a fight which is going to be so obviously one sided and unfair? --<font color ="#68E0D0">Stars <font color ="#187868">talk  http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/pyroac/Starssprite.gif 20:29, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

@ Red Rider's vote. You really shouldn't have voted for the one who is clearly going to lose then. --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 17:00, March 28, 2010 (UTC)


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Week 90: Part-time Employee vs. Salvatore
{| style ="width: 100%;" LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Zeldapedia brings you the 90th week of throat-ripping, quad-tearing battles in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOURAGE!!! This week, we have a battle against two guys who are working for The Man, and hating every minute of it. Let us meet our disgruntled pair of working stiffs down in the ring! (Man, I hate this job...why me?)
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 * colspan="2" style="background: #DDDDDD;"| "'SALVATORE!'"Sinking Ships Introduction.png 9.5<30.5
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In the light brown corner is a man working in the Trading Post of Clock Town when the owner is busy (possibly) being a fence for stolen goods. Disinterested in pretty much everything, and stealing Rupees from Crows in his time off...THIS. IS. THE PAAAAAART-TIIIIIME EMPLOYEEEEEE!!!

In the navy blue corner is guy who works the Sinking Ships mini-game on Windfall Island and the Barrel Shoot game on Spectacle Island. For every customer, he is forced to act out an introduction to the mini-games, and for each one of these acts of self-debasement, his urge to kill rises ever higher...THIS. IS. SAAAAALVATOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!

What is there to say? These guys are ready to take out their frustrations at being stuck in dead-end jobs on each other! The sole survivor may be found in the unemployment line after the battle, as he was fired for ducking out on his shift to participate in deadly mayhem! Now then...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! (Stinking, thankless job. Why am I doing this?)
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Votes for Part-time Employee

 * 1) My vote's on the part-time employee! - ZeldaFan11
 * 2) He just. don't. care. --<font color ="#66ddFF">Stars  <font color ="#999999"> talk  <font color ="#999999"> FUN!  19:28, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) You can steal his money and then give it back to him by buying something he doesnt know anything about <font color="#66FFFF">Oni <font color="#7F007F">Dark  <font color="#007A00">Link 20:36, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 4) He has a real job. --Sincerely Haru Mclean Namikaze HaruMcleanNamikazeAvatar.jpg Kana: ナミカゼ ハ ル マクリーン, Romaji: Namikaze Haru Makurīn
 * 5) Free money!--Farore.din.nayru (talk) 21:01, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 6) What do you expect from a guy working the graveyard shift?--RedeadhunterRedead.pngContributions Edits 23:58, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) I just found him to be more amusing. Oddball 464 00:20, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous votes

 * 1) I HATE Salvatore!
 * 2) Salvatore was so freaking annoying...he would fall asleep and I really wanted to SLAP HIM when he used those stupid pictures for his games!
 * 3) Salvatore's friggin annoying and retarded. He doesn't like his job. PTE isn't annoying or retarded, and he hates his job. You do the math
 * 4) He works the graveyard shift. And Salvatore is annoying..
 * 5) He is way cooler than Salvador!!


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Votes for Salvatore

 * 1) He's a badass. Even though it's fun knocking the Part-time dude down from a tree and watch him suffer...SPLISH! KABOOOOOOOOOOM! HOOORAY YAY! *alarm sound* --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  18:55, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) hes just so much cooler and his slits are amusingDevdude (talk) 19:18, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) You just got to give a guy respect when he acts like girl, pirates, and children. And when he acts in his sleep... -  McGillivray  227
 * 4) Just cause--DarkTriforce (talk) 20:17, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 5) Salvatore FTW!!! He actually put some effort into his job. And he kept two at once! Docter Ted
 * 6) Splish-- MaloMart  ( talk ) Malo.png 20:33, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) I've beaten Majora's Mask, and the Part-time Employee doesn't really stand out much for me. It was weird that he was in a tree, though. Salvatore, on the other hand, is humorous, strange, and unique. <font color="#663300">T <font color="#996600">h <font color="#CC6600">e Midna Laughing.png 20:35, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 8) Spluuuuuuush. Funny sound effects!  Ray Talk 2 meDoggie Mask.gif 21:22, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 9) KABOOOM! Splish. -- Deku  Stick   Master 
 * 10) Salvatore reminds me of Squidward, who is my favorite SpongeBob SquarePants character. (I stopped watching that show a few years ago, because the episodes were getting worse and worse as the seasons dragged on.) --Ceiling Master (talk) 22:56, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * 11) His weird personality shifts between being unbelievably bored and eerily flamboyant and extraverted was both creepy and awesome. Also, his minigames were pretty cool.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  00:52, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 12) I love how you can see him outside when he's asleep, nodding off through a portrait of a man in pajamas.  Portal-  Kombat
 * 13) Splish...splish...ka-ba...uh...line? Oh. Ka-boom! Now that's a job. Jedimasterlink (talk) 18:22, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 14) This guy is just awesome. End of story. Hero of Men (talk)
 * 15) On spectacle island this guy can sleep through a ghost ship sighting.  That deserves some merit in my opinion, as the ghost ship (tied with the arbiter's grounds) are the two things I find scariest in zelda, although i may be alone in that opinion.--Tehmeganerd (talk) 22:13, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 16) Even though I liked both charatcers, I thought that Salvatore was more interesting, and even more of a piss off in his own rightously lack-luster way.--  C  2  / C C  23:28, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 17) He's so emotionless, it's both cool and annoying at the same time... TheUltimateHokage88 (talk) 01:05, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * 18) I have to go with this guy. Hes hilarious. --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 23:01, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * 19) He's a fun- psychotic-boat-loving-squid-killing-job-hating-employee. The other guy is just kinda there.(Darknut15 (talk) 23:46, March 16, 2010 (UTC))
 * 20) Have to go with the named character here. --Salnax (talk) 04:12, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
 * 21) The following text will make absolutely no sense unless you click it. snore.... mmgggaagaabaaahhh... mmmkaabooommmm... ffaaaaabooommmmkaasplisshhhh... mmmaammmmmm... sigh  HO HO HO HO HO HO HO  HM HM HM *siren* BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM SPLISH UMM BLEE BLEE BLEE HO HO SPLISH —<font color=#00009C>Lisa  <font color=#A76BCF>URAQT  Tetra.png
 * 22) Because he makes me laugh Grax638 (talk)
 * 23) Well, its obvious I like the mini game, his eternal disposition and lots of money so Salvatore wins this one for me. That and at least he has a name, unlike somebody up for votes in this ToC...--ComeBackKing (talk) 05:56, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
 * 24) Salvatore is simply amazing! He adds a childish yet very humorous and fun touch to every game he's in! His first battleship style mini game holds a special place in my heart. Braelolk  (talk)
 * 25) I held off voting for so long because it was a landslide and tried to vote the other way but I just couldn't put myself to go against Salvatore. --Birdman5589 (talk) 21:49, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

Anonymous votes

 * 1) Go Salvatore!
 * 2) Because he lets you play with bombs.
 * 3) I like those cardboards he keeps putting over his face, so I vote for him, even though I was never able to clear his game...
 * 4) Even though I hate him so much for setting up an impossible game on Bannan Island, he is still awesome because you don't lose the stuff he gives you if you play a song.
 * 5) This guy is funny
 * 6) KABOOOM
 * 7) My vote goes to Salvatore for using those weird cardboard cutouts and fake accents.
 * 8) I've seen salvatore.  He can get pretty steamed, and he if he could take it out on someone, he would probably rip them to SHREDS!!!
 * 9) Salvatore's introductions were mildly amusing. -Isdrakthul
 * 10) Three words: Little Girl hooray. Plus the fact that he uses another cardboard just to sleep.
 * 11) Salvatore's game: 10 rupees. His kaboom sound: Priceless. Lol...that sounds like a LoZ credit card commercial...


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Peanut Gallery
Apparently the Salvatore side is much noisier than the other side. KABOOM AND SPLISH! <font color="#663300">T <font color="#996600">h <font color="#CC6600">e ™ 21:43, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

i meant to say skits by the wayDevdude (talk) 06:33, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * You can edit your votes, you know.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  06:44, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

I can't wait to see who wins. Two minor characters from great games. 75.22.102.34

I only just realized, but the last four fights including this one all include characters from majoras mask.--Tehmeganerd (talk) 22:17, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Mmhmm. And if you ask me, it's no coincidence the characters from MM won. 75.22.102.34

Im not exactly saying that im questioning why they won, i love majoras mask, i was saying i wonder why so many mm characters in recent fights.---Tehmeganerd (talk) 23:37, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * I think it might be partly due to the fact that MM re-uses and inspires a lot of stuff in Zelda. This is also my third MM WW fight that got through, creepy.--RedeadhunterRedead.pngContributions

Hey, AK, you're the one who did it of your own volation this week. Can't really be complaining... Sincerely, Watcher. Edits 01:19, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * Hehe, jokes are fun. --<font color="#3ba0c5">Auron  Kaizer <font color="#3ba0c5">!  02:55, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

Just out of sheer curiosity does anyone else hate the ghost ship or even find it remotely creepy? ---Tehmeganerd (talk) 18:58, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

From PH or WW? If from WW, not really. If from PH, not really either. Lol. Why did I make 2 sentences for the same response? 75.22.102.34

Definetly the wind waker one. It is shrouded in total mystery and is much scarier. Especially when, YOU GOT A TRIFORCE CHART! YAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA! Link gets freaked out and passes out and awakens on his boat.O_o ---Tehmeganerd (talk) 22:24, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

I hate it :D. --Sincerely Haru Mclean Namikaze Kana: ナミカゼ ハ ル マクリーン, Romaji: Namikaze Haru Makurīn

How do i vote? <3 ZeldaQueen12
 * You actually pay attention to what you're doing instead of totally ignoring the "DO NOT ADD COMMENTS OR EDIT ANYTHING BELOW THIS LINE!!!" messages.  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  04:05, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Huh, so im NOT alone on the whole hating the ghost ship thing. Surprising.--Tehmeganerd (talk) 19:47, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Wow I love how Ceiling Master felt it necessary to clarify that he doesn't watch Spongebob.--DarkTriforce (talk) 00:27, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

Is anybody else annoyed by the votes that use "he has a name" as reasoning for voting for Salvatore?  Xykeb   Yvolix   Zraliv  08:30, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
 * The only possible way that reasoning could be worse was if it was used in a fight involving "Them" --<font color ="#68E0D0">Stars <font color ="#187868">talk  http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/pyroac/Starssprite.gif 14:47, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes. Namely, me. Jedimasterlink (talk) 17:03, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

YAY SALVATORE IS WINNING!!! <3 ZeldaQueen12


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