User:TriforceofEpicness

Intro
You have stumbled on a page dedicated to pure epicness and marshmallows. You are welcome here, but you must wash your hands before touching anything of value.

I will try to edit as much as I can (whenever I'm bored), and I will hopefully make this a better wiki.

You can call me Epic T, or ToE, or whatever you want.

You will find that I make arbitrary or foolish comments in an attempt to provide comedic entertainment. If you find that one of these jokes is so lame that it somehow makes you contract rabies, just ignore it.

Anyways, here is my awesome page! Enjoy. Also, I will frequently update this page.

For my convenience

 * 1)  Triforce   of   Epicness 
 * 2) The Zeldapedia main page
 * 3) The Temple of Courage
 * 4) My template

Alternate websites that I am on

 * 1) My YouTube Channel -This is where I will post my video Zelda walkthroughs.
 * 2) My Zelda Eternity Forum Account -These are the forums that I am a member of.
 * 3) Zelda Eternity-I applied for a job as a staff member here, and I hope to get a response soon.
 * 4) Zelda Dungeon -I can occasionally be seen in the comments section of this site.
 * 5) Zelda Informer -I can occasionally be seen in the comments section of this site.
 * 6) Zelda Universe -I can occasionally be seen in the comments section of this site.

Lame games that I have created because I was bored and I felt optimistic about their success
Go play these games! Make sure to follow the rules!

The Love or Hate Game

Go play it. It needs some lovin'. (No pun intended)

Edits of mine
The first page I ever edited (besides my username) was the Nintendo page. I added a section about the other Nintendo series' as well as listed the painting found in Hyrule Castle. The Nintendo part was pretty retarded; I only put it in because I really wanted to make an edit. Unfortunately, EveryDayJoe45 deleted my edit within the first few minutes it was posted, because he immediately realized that I was a total newb. Oh well.
 * My first official edit!

First page that I created by myself:

Adamwestslapdog (I'll add the link to this page soon).

However, AuronKaizer removed this because Zeldapedia doesn't contain pages for the fanon. At this point I think that people delete my articles/edits just for fun. (Ha ha just kidding)

Awesome stuff that you should check out

 * Metroid Prime-Menu Select Theme
 * Metroid Prime-Magmoor Caverns Theme
 * Majora's Mask-Stone Tower Temple Orchestrated Remix
 * Majora's Mask-Boss Theme Orchestrated Compilation
 * Magikarp Splash Attack
 * Majora's Mask Tool Assisted Speedrun
 * Ocarina of Time Tool Assisted Speedrun
 * Metroid Prime Real Time Speedrun
 * The Ultimate Video Game Original Soundtrack Channel
 * Super Mario Galaxy-Buoy Base Galaxy Theme
 * Metroid Fusion 100% Completion Tool Assisted Speedrun
 * Metroid Zero Mission Tool Assisted Speedrun
 * Super Mario 64 Tool Assisted Speedrun
 * A Link to the Past 100% Completion Tool Assisted Speedrun
 * The Ultimate Tool Assisted Speedrun Channel

Reviews
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My favorite Zelda games

 * 1) Majora's Mask
 * 2) The Wind Waker
 * 1) The Wind Waker
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Notes:


 * TLoZ>TAoL
 * TMC>FSA>FS

Status on my Zelda games
Have: Every Zelda game except for Skyward Sword.

Beaten: Oot, MM, FS (even though its not a real Zelda game), TWW, FSA, TMC, TP, PH, ST.

Working on: Alttp, LA (DX version), OoA

Will get to: Zelda 1, 2nd Quest, TAoL, Oot Master Quest, OoS.

Video game series' other than Zelda that I like
Mario, Metroid, and Pokemon. I have also played a few Kirby Games. I like a lot of the Mario Spin-off games, such as Mario Kart, Mario Party, and the Super Smash Bros. series.

When I played my Zelda games
The Minish Cap-This was the first ever Zelda game I played, and it did not disappoint. I received it from my friend, who we will call the Influential Zelda Friend for convenience, or the IZF for short, for my birthday in July 2005. Now, at first, I was expecting a Pokemon game when I saw the size of the package, but it turned out to be TMC. So I was like: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" But I played the game, and I loved it. But since I was a noob at that point in time, I had to use a walkthrough to complete some parts of the game, even the Deepwood Shrine. But I still liked Pokemon more.

Twilight Princess (Wii Version)-Out of all of the Zelda games, I anticipated TP the most. My IZF had Twilight Princess, and when I first saw him play it, I was amazed at how fun the game looked. I wanted the game so bad that I went on Youtube and watched gameplay clips from it over and over again. When I finally got the game from Best Buy, I was so happy, and I popped it into my Wii right away. However, I had to eat lunch after a while of playing it, and my Mom noted that I had never eaten my lunch so fast. When I finally beat TP, I thought that I should start to play more Zelda games, because I expected all of the other games to be great as well. Also, I finally put two and two together, because I realized that I had already played another Zelda game.

Phantom Hourglass-For my birthday in July 2008, a little while after I bought TP, I received a Brain Age game on the DS from another one of my friends. But I wanted PH more, so I exchanged Brain Age at Target for it. Overall, I really enjoyed the game, and I even found the Temple of the Ocean King to be tolerable.

A Link to the Past (GBA Version)-I also got ALttP in my birthday of '08, and from (guess who?) the IZF.

Illogical Zelda
Okay, let's assume that the moon over Termina is 600 feet high at the dawn of the first day. By the final part of the final day, it hits the ground, which is 0 feet high. (Obviously) Because we know that it is 600 feet high to begin with, we learn that it falls 200 feet every day. (600 feet divided by 3 days). Because we know that it falls 200 feet per day, we learn that it falls 8.333333333333 feet every hour. (200 feet divided by 24 hours). Because we know that it falls 8.333333333333 feet every hour, we learn that it falls 0.138888889 feet every minute. (8.333333333333 feet divided by 60 minutes.) Because we know that it falls 0.138888889 feet every minute, we learn that it falls 0.002314815 feet every second. (0.138888889 feet divided by 60 seconds.) In conclusion, the moon basically travels 0.001578283 miles an hour. (About 1/1000 miles per hour. 8.333333333333 feet divided by 5280 feet) But what if the moon is actually 1200 feet high? Well, then it falls 0.00462963 feet every second. (0.002314815 times 2). As you see, this is still a measly amount. And for those of you that don't know what a foot is, it is a unit of measurement that Americans use. 3.25 feet is about the same height as 1 meter. And for those of you who don't know what a mile is, it also a unit of measurement that Americans use. A mile is 5280 feet long.(The moon is about 185 meters high, by the way.) So, obviously, the moon's weight will crush Clock Town. However, why does it create a giant shock wave when it hits? It isn't moving fast enough to create one. Why doesn't the gravity from Termina pull it in faster? When objects drop, they consistently gain speed, so the moon should be falling at a fast rate when it hits. Lastly, why doesn't the moon's gravity alter some things in Termina? The moon orbiting Earth has enough gravitational force to alter tides, so the moon over Termina should at least alter the tides in the Great Bay. Although it doesn't have nearly as much mass as the moon orbiting Earth, the moon over Termina is much closer to Termina than the moon is to the Earth, so it should be able to do this.

Random stuff
My name/text I wrote was mentioned on the live video stream around 27 times during the Zelda marathon.

Water bottles contain water; I contain epicness.

I put awesome sauce on top of my cereal, not milk.

If you are reading this, then your internet must be working.

My best-kept secret is: I like Zelda. (Who would have guessed?)

I Hav vEREy gEWd, enGLliSh, aand i taek an advvAncD enGLliSh klAs in sKewlL?

I have a superpower: I can turn dirt into lamps.

You are most likely epic, but I am obviously more epic than you.

Books are made for reading, just like cowbells are made for shaking.

The Zelda Eternity Marathon was so epic that watched it instead of doing my school work for the upcoming school year.

Using the Fierce Diety mask against Majora is like using an Action Replay to beat Phantom Hourglass; it's total overkill.

This sentence is my 100th edit. Also, I did these 100 edits of mine on the very first day that I was here. I'm amazing.

I aim to have the most amount of polls out of every single Zeldapedia user.

Did I mention that I'm epic?

Quotes
"The Great Sea consists of 48% water, 18% Hyrule, 9% islands, 7% pollutants, 11% salt, 2% dead enemies, 4% epicness, and 1% Tingle."

-Me on the Great Sea, post Zelda Eternity Marathon.

"Go check out my bio on the forums! It's full of awesome sauce!"

-Me advertising myself because I am too epic to not be advertised, post Zelda Marathon.

"Wow, this bio is overkill."

-Me, realizing that my biography on the Zelda Eternity is overkill, much like the Fierce Deity Mask, post Zelda marathon.

"Wait a sec. Does the word 'epic' make me sound unprofessional?"

-Me pondering on how professional I am, made up just now.

"Tingle!!! I hate you!!! You suck!!!"

-Just about every American, including me, when we see Tingle.

"Here before you know it, it's your amazing neighborhood postman!"

-The Postman (Minish Cap) on being your amazing neighborhood postman. I tried to add this to the Postman page, but Isdrakthül wouldn't let me. He deleted it right away. It was kinda funny. (For those of you who don't who don't know, the Postman is referencing the 1967 Animated Spider-Man theme song. In the theme song, one of the lines goes like: "Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man."

"Look, it's Dante having an epileptic seizure under his bed."

-Me, realizing that Poes scare Dante so much that he hides under his bed, playing Majora's Mask a few days ago.

Me being a total retard
Since I am so retarded (and bored), I voted on my own polls. I kinda screwed up the results by doing that, but I won't from now on. In order to keep track of the real poll count, I will make a list of what I voted on. Remember kids, don't do drugs or vote on your own polls. (FAIL.)


 * Favorite Zelda Game: Voted 3 times for Majora's Mask
 * Favorite Extra Zelda Game: Voted 1 time for Master Quest, and 2 times for Link's Awakening DX, because I realized that DX was better.
 * Best Soundtrack: Voted 3 times for Majora's Mask
 * Best Graphics: Voted 3 times for The Wind Waker
 * Tingle's Punishment: Voted 3 times for being thrown into a Black Hole
 * Tingle Hating Scale: Voted 3 times for 20
 * Best Sony E3 Press Conference Quote: Voted 3 times for GIANT ENEMY CRAB
 * Bartender's Wife's Hair Color: Voted 3 times for 7 bananas
 * Gorons or Gorons: Voted 3 times for Gorons divided by pi
 * Why: Voted 3 times for Tingle did it
 * More or less polls: Voted 3 times for more
 * Cookie: Voted 3 times for suing the government
 * Full of Win: Voted 3 times for winning "the game"
 * Favorite Color: Voted 3 times for blue
 * Check my Page for Polls: Voted 2 times for yes, I think that they are good
 * Scariest Thing About Zelda: Voted 3 times for Tingle
 * Bottom of my page signing: Voted 1 time for I'm not a user (because I answered that poll when I wasn't logged into my account)
 * Yes or No: Voted 1 time for |\|0
 * Page is Good: Voted 3 times for It's good for a noob (I'm not actually a noob, though.)

Go ahead and shun me on the signing part of my page.

Poll-O-Rama
What is your favorite Zelda game? Zelda 1 The Adventure of Link A Link to the Past Link's Awakening Ocarina of Time Majora's Mask Oracle of Ages Oracle of Seasons The Wind Waker Four Swords Adventures The Minish Cap Twilight Princess Phantom Hourglass Spirit Tracks

Which is your favorite remake/addition/etc. Zelda game? Zelda 1 Second Quest Link's Awakening DX Ocarina of Time: Master Quest Four Swords

Which game has the best soundtrack? Zelda 1 The Adventure of Link A Link to the Past Link's Awakening Ocarina of Time Majora's Mask Oracle of Ages Oracle of Seasons The Wind Waker Four Swords Adventures The Minish Cap Twilight Princess Phantom Hourglass Spirit Tracks

Which game has the best graphics? Zelda 1 The Adventure of Link A Link to the Past Link's Awakening Ocarina of Time Majora's Mask Oracle of Ages Oracle of Seasons The Wind Waker Four Swords Adventures The Minish Cap Twilight Princess Phantom Hourglass Spirit Tracks

(MORE OPTIONS TO COME FOR THE FOLLOWING POLL)

How should Tingle be punished? Roast him on a stake Lock him back in jail and force him to rot Make him play through the Water Temple for eternity Start a new mini-game in Clock Town where the objective is to hit Tingle with 30 arrows within 45 seconds Plagiarize "Tingle, Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah!" and credit the words as your own Make him swim around the entire great sea for eternity Beat him to death with your hammer Make him write an entire wiki on why nobody likes him Throw him into a black hole Slowly and painfully cut off every inch of his body, one piece at a time Don't fuse Kinstones with him Make him beat The Adventure of Link with his eyes closed, and while he is turned upside-down Give him to AuronKaizer and let AK decide what to do with him

On a scale of 1 to 2, how much do you hate Tingle? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 More than .45967

(IF YOU NOTICE THAT I MISSED A QUOTE ON THE FOLLOWING POLL, PLEASE NOTIFY ME AND I WILL ADD IT)

What is the best CD-I quote? I wonder what's for dinner. Squadala! Were off! Spaghetti! You know what they say-All toasters toast toast. Mah boi! This peace is what all true warriors strive for. My ship sails in the morning. What happened? Nothing, Link. Hohohohohahahaha! You must die! This is illegal, you know. Bombs! You haven't seen the last of me! No! Not into the pit, it burns! Here's the traitor, your majesty! Please, your omnipotence, have mercy! After you've scrubed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy. Take him away! Dear pesky plumbers,... I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me. I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok! Oh boy! I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos! It is written: Only Link can defeat Ganon

(IF YOU NOTICE THAT I MISSED A QUOTE ON THE FOLLOWING POLL, PLEASE NOTIFY ME AND I WILL ADD IT.)

Which E3 Sony Press Conferance Quote is the best? GIANT ENEMY CRAB RIDDDDDDDGGGGGGEEEEE RAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEERRRRRR! Attack its weak point for massive damage. Real-time weapon switch. Whoops! 599 US Dollars I'm gonna beat you, and its gonna hurt, because...I don't know.

Which Triforce piece is the best? The Triforce of Power The Triforce of Wisdom The Triforce of Courage The Triforce of EPICNESS

If Johnny has 3 apples, and Greg has 5 peaches, then what is the Bartender's wife's hair color? Blue, obviously Its the color of shininess Its the color of fluffiness Gray Spaghetti! Golden Blonde, because she's dumb Brown Black Pink The same as Tingle's hair color 7 Bananas!!! 1234567789 + 0 I wouldn't know, I haven't graduated from Kindergarten yet.

Which is better? Gorons or Gorons? Gorons GORONS Gorons, duh Gorons divided by pi Darmani Biggoron Boulders Death Mountain Goron Race Track Zoras

Why? Because Sorry, I was hungry I said so, that's why I was forced against my will Tingle did it It may or may not have been my doing SPAM ATTACK!!! Garbage Truck Oak Tree I was bored

Do you want more or less polls? More Less I don't care I don't know More, as long as they including Tingle getting severely tortured.

THE WORD "DESERT" IN THE FOLLOWING POLL IS SUPPOSED TO SAY "DESSERT." I'M SORRY FOR THE ERROR. If you had a cookie, what would you do with it? Eat it right away Never eat it Break it into thousands of crumbs and then eat it Give it back to the person who handed it to you Sell it on eBay Give it to charity Save it for desert later on Sue the government Make cookies of your own and compare the two cookies Save it for around five years before eating it Throw it at Tingle Put it on a pedestal Add chocolate chips to the top of it Add sugar to the top of it Use it as a shovel to dig for Rupees

Are you full of win? Obviously, I was born just so I could display my amount of win to the world yEs YeS Its probable Yes, because I just won the game "Win" is my middle name No, I'm to epic to be full of win Yes, because I eat awesome sauce for breakfast No ****! I'm obviously full of win I will be later today, from 5PM-7PM Yes, because I'm the King's boi Only if my Mother says I can be No

What's your favorite color? Blue, the color of the Great Sea that you throw Tingle into, leaving him to drown Red, the color of Tingle's blood Green, the color of Tingle's clothes before you kill him Yellow, the color of the sun that Tingle is roasted by Orange, the color of Tingle's ugly face Purple, the color of Tingle's blood after it is mixed with the colors of the Great Sea Brown, the color of Tingle's rotting corpse Black, the color of Tingle's heart Pink, the color of Tingle's hair (I'm guessing) Shiny, the color of the sword that you slay Tingle with Other

Do you constantly check my page for the newest polls? Yes, I do Yes, I think that they are good Yes, I am a stalker Birds can fly No Gorons still win Yes seY It's possible No, I have much better things to do This is writing

What is your favorite Nintendo series other than Zelda? Mario Metroid Pokemon Starfox Kirby Pikmin Fire Emblem Kid Icarus Animal Crossing Earthbound/Mother Donkey Kong F-Zero Ice-Climbers Mario Party Mario Kart Smash Bros. One of the many Mario spin-offs other then the ones mentioned above Zelda isn't my favorite series (Shame on you) Other

What scares you the most about Zelda? The Water Temple ReDeads The fact that Link was unconscious for seven years straight, and Rauru could have done anything to him during that time (Heh heh) The Adventure of Link Tingle Ikana Canyon All of the spiders Telma (Don't look at me like that! You know why she's on this list...) "Them" from Majora's Mask [insert Zeldapedia user here] Great Fairies from Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask Most of the masks in Majora's Mask Anything inside the Shadow Temple Other

Have you signed the bottom of my page yet? (Please do, by the way) Yes No Maybe So I will after I finish reading the page I will never sign! Never!!! (Shame on you) I will make the President of the United States do it for me! No, I'm not a user Cookie Monster I will once I finish torturing Tingle to death I will if you sign my page I will once you pay me that $38 you owe me. Pay me already! I will if Chuck Norris does

Which of the following would you like? A gunship A bomber A stealth plane A interceptor A helicopter A broomstick Tingle's dead body with wings attached to the side An average plane with nothing special about it One of the Wright Brother's planes The Roc's Cape/Feather I would turn Skyloft/the Cloud Tops/City in the Sky/etc. into a giant ship A picture frame A giant mothership A very small plane A hanglider A Jetpack I would give myself wings Any plane, as long as it can carry a nuclear bomb A flying car A spaceship A spaceshuttle A spacestation The Observatory from Super Mario Galaxy Starship Mario from Super Mario Galaxy 2 Bowser's ships A U.F.O. A Warp Star from Kirby Have a Pokemon take me around with the move Fly Olimar's ship Meta Knight's ship Samus's ship An Arwing I would steal the Triforce and convert it into a flying ship Something else from Nintendo that can fly Any ship that a superhero has A house with a bunch of balloons attached to it Other

Is Talon actually Mario in disguise? Yes No No No Once I see him jump I'll decide yES YEs Yes, because the horses in Lon Lon Ranch are Yoshis in disguise Yes, because Malon is Peach in disguise Yes, now ship him off to Koholint Island so he can stomp on the Goombas in the caves Porch Swing NO Yes, the paintings in Hyrule Castle of Mario characters were put there by him I'll give him some Mushrooms and see what happens He's too busy fighting Bowser in the Mushrooms Kingdom to ever come to Hyrule No YES No, he's Tarin in disguise He's too big no Yes, because Bowser is Ganondorf in disguise nO Yes, because Ingo is Luigi in disguise Yes, but only in an alternate universe

Yes or No? `/35 /\/\4`/83 I can't read anything that is written above
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What Would You do for a Klondike Bar? Drink my own urine Scrub all of the floors in 20 mansions with a toothbrush Paint 20 mansions, inside and out Lick the inside of a toilet with feces in it Run across a freeway 1000 times Commit a crime right next to a police station Land a plane on a small airport on the side of a cliff with my eyes closed Beat myself in the head for an hour straight with a large piece of metal Give up electricity for a year Live next to an active volcano, a nuclear bomb testing site, a malfunctioning power plant, and a factory that pumps lethal gases into the air Walk on a 100 foot high tightrope during an earthquake without a safety net under me Write an entire novel about trees Bring 100 Black Widow Spiders into my room and don't leave the room for 5 days straight Run into the inside of a huge tornado Walk into a pack of lions with no weapons to defend myself Organize all of the trash in a huge trash landfill

Are You a Stalker? NO Yes, and I must say, the furniture in your house looks really nice. YES No, I only stalk people as my last resort. She started it! no If I tell you, will you give me some money? yes You need to plant more comfortable grass! My back gets sore when I lay on your font lawn while I'm waiting for you. No I'm only following the pizza man around because he didn't deliver my pizza last night. Yes How did you know that I'm a stalker? I'm only stalking Mr. Jones because I think that he's an alien! Now go away! I'm trying to concentrate on stalking him. Maybe What was that you just said? I was too busy looking into my friend's window, so I didn't hear the question.

Would you rather have a Lightsaber or a Sword? Lightsaber Sword Blue Lightsaber Sword, as long as it's from Zelda Green Lightsaber Sword, as long as it's not from Zelda Red Lightsaber Sword, as long as it's magical Purple Lightsaber Sword, as long as it looks cool Light...Switch Any pointed object will suit me Lifesaver Sharp piece of glass Sandbox Wooden stick Pencil Pen Eraser Piece of metal Tingle's head Gun

What is your least favorite Zelda game? Zelda 1 The Adventure of Link A Link to the Past Link's Awakening Ocarina of Time Majora's Mask Oracle of Ages Oracle of Seasons The Wind Waker Four Swords Adventures The Minish Cap Twilight Princess Phantom Hourglass Spirit Tracks

What is your favorite type of video game? RPG (Role Playing Game) MMO (Massive Multiplayer Online) Stealth Hand To Hand Combat Beat 'Em Up Shoot 'Em Up Strategy Exploration Simulation Racing Music Games Party Games Sports Games Trivia Army Building Law Breaking Objectives Multiple Outcomes Sandbox Construction/Creation Sidescroller Platforming Arcade Fighter Action Racing Against The Clock Adventure Object Collection Shooter Logic/Puzzle Educational/Brain Stimulating (Seriously?!) Other

Was my page good? Yes YES You are a pro Yes, its pretty good for a noob such as yourself Its full of win and tacos!!! No No, because I'm a selfish, selfish person, and I hate everything that other people, including you, make

The area where you sign and show how much you love me
I think I'll try out my new sig, by signing your page.--Link in Termina 17:54, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

The IZF is here and his best friend is so epic, he can sign my yearbook twice.

I signed, just like I said in my vote for that poll. ~Jioplip

Did Tingle actually die after all this? ThogTheCaveman (talk)

"This page is full of win and taco's!" Well put :D Please make more polls! {preferibly ones that involve harm to Tingle}Link=Awsomeness and joy (Tingle=Sadness and doom)