User:WATCHER

Greetings. I am Watcher, and this is my Watchtower. I hope that in the coming months, you shall find my humble home acceptable. More updates in the future.

A Little About the Watcher
For those of you who can't figure this out, this part is purely fictional (You all know who you are...)

In my fantasy world, the Watcher is one man who has been selected to watch over the proceedings of the world he lives in. A Watcher resideds in the Watchtower, an impossibly tall building that constanty flits across the surface of the planet; in fact, it goes so fast that even I don't know what it looks like. The inside of the Watchtower is compleatly hollow, save for a small chair in the very center that I am able to sit in. Coating the walls are countless monitors that display every event occuring on the Earth. Every day I stop time, and play back all the events from the past 24 hours at superfast speeds.

Enough about the Watchtower, let's get onto the Watcher. My physical appearence is something like this: I am 7'5", extreemly thin, all white, and absolutly covered in eyeballs (you think I could do my job properly if I wasn't?). I have no other facial features (save for a mouth), long arms with thin fingers, and a trunklike region where legs should be (I get around by floating). As for my personality, like so many other personal qualities of mine (like a birth date, original appearence, friends and family, ect.), it has been lost to the ages.

As for my job, as you have probably already read, I watch over all the events on planet Earth, and to record it all for whoever may need it (truely need it, that is. This is precious information, and could potentialy be used for harm. If you want it, you need a really good reason.). I am able to take one single event in the world and change it so the Earths' history will go on a better course (One important event! And I mean really important. Same as with the information.).

Well, that's all about that for now, so... Let's move on.

Zelda Games I Own

 * The Legend of Zelda
 * A Link to the Past
 * Wind Waker
 * Twilight Princess (Rendered unplayable)
 * Phantom Hourglass (OK, so it's my brothers...)

Current Progress in Games

 * The Legend of Zelda: Finally started the other day, and just beat the first dungeon. I'm trying to map out all of Hyrule (but then again, who hasn't?).
 * A Link to the Past: Haven't played it for a while, but I'm stuck in Turtle Rock.
 * Wind Waker: Restarted several times, right now I just compleated the Forbidden Woods.
 * Twilight Princess: Really into this one, but a scratch made it unplayable (can't load major cutsceens). Finished the Water Temple.
 * Phantom Hourglass: Haven't played for a while, but I beat the Ghost Ship dungeon.

My Timeline
Here's how I think the Legend of Zelda series goes. First came Orcana of Time, at which point the timeline split in two. During the Child Timeline, Link went on his adventure in Majoras Mask. Gannondorf was set to be excecuted, but went to the Twilight Realm, initiating the Twilight Princess. Meanwhile, in the Adult Timeline, Gannondorf escaped his imprisonment, and caused the Wind Wakers' events to occur. Later, Link and Zelda looked for a new world, and went through the Phantom Hourglass. At some point, they found a new Hyrule, and all other events happened parralell with each other. At some point, the events of the Four Swords games happened, and Link thwarted the plot. Eventualy, Gannon was revived, but horribly deformed, and sought out Aghinham, causing A Link to the Past to happen. After his defeat, Link left Hyrule for more adventures, and found the Windfish, causing Links Awakening to happen. After many years, one of Links decendents returned to Hyrule and stopped Gannon for good. 4 years later, the events of Zelda 2 happened, and that's the end of it!

To everyone who had trouble understanding the writen version...

Orcana of Time |           Adult Timeline                 Child Timeline |                              |           Gannon sealed in                 Gannon arrested; Sacred Realm                     Majoras Mask |                              |            Gannon escapes;             Gannon to be excecuted; Wind Waker               escapes to Twilight realm, causing Twilight Princess |                               |           Link and Zelda leave;          Nothing of significance Phantom Hourglass |                               |              New Hyrule                Nothing of significance |                           All events parralell from now on. |                           Four Swords |                        Four Swords Adventure |                          The Minish Cap |                         Gannon escapes in                            beast form. |                         A Link to the Past |                         Link leaves Hyrule for new adventure; Links Awakening |                        One of Links decendents returns; Legend of Zelda |                             Zelda 2

Operation: Wake the Wind
All who recieved an invitation and accepted, please follow this link.

The Best Way To...
This is something I thought would be cool to do. The way this works is that I present a scenario (funny or serious) and you post what you think is the best way to solve the given idea. All users are invited to express their opinions each week. This is purely to entertain everyone who visits. Oh, and each week, I shall have one answer which is absolutly not accptable because it's to obvious. Enjoy.

WEEK 1

 * What's the best way to get across Hyrule? (Please, please no Eponoa answers)

By Bunny Hood. Portal- Kombat

WEEK 2

 * What's the best way to defeat a Darknut? (Baisicly, any method from the games is forbiden; I want us to be creative here)

blow up the great bridge thus sending him plumeting into lake hylia which i dout he could swim out of with all that armor Oni Dark Link. no wait i chan ged my mind. use a tazer

WEEK 3

 * What's the best way to win Zelda's heart? (It's Valentines week, so one rule: DON'T 'BE' 'SILLY!!!')

WEEK 4

 * What's the best way to destroy Tingle? (This week, go crazy, 'cause there's no limits!) Incidentily, as many of you have noticed (since wk3) I have to do this on Monday. Sorry.

WEEK 5

 * What's the best way to make Link fly? (It doesn't have to be actual flight, but, seeing as the Zeldaverse has too many means of this, I have only one restriction: Don't suggest something if it's allready there.)

WEEK 6

 * What's the best way to sneak into Hyrule Castle? Please avoid the clished "sneak around the guards" thing.

ive discovered that armored guards are no match for a tazer. Oni Dark Link

WEEK 7

 * What's the best way to get across a large body of water? King of Red Lions and S.S. Linebeck; You are the weakest links. Goodbye.

User boxes
Who doesn't have these by now? Anyways, here they are...

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yawn Oni Dark Link