User:From Beyond The Stars/Musical

ZELDAPEDIA THE MUSICAL
You saw it here first, folks!

Comet Corporations is deep in progress designing a musical stage show featuring the users of Zeldapedia. Below, you can see all we have for Acts 1-3 so far. Act 4 and Songs are being written now.

Scene 1. Noobpedia
DSM, Xykeb, Auron, Minish, Stars, CC and Joe are sitting around when a flood of noobs comes in. Everyone but Minish and Xykeb run off to sort out the vandals. Then, Xykeb and Minish will have a song about the different types of noobs, mentioning HoT87

Scene 2. Did the Hero marry?
It's the Malon Talkpage. A heated debate is in progress. People are seated at two desks. AK, Xykeb, Joe, Zybera and possibly CC are actually discussing it; everyone else is bored and throwing pencils at eachother, making rude gestures and mouthing words. AK tires quickly and throws some paper at Xykeb. All hell breaks loose. The scene ends with the desks overturned, papers strewn everywhere, everybody on the floor except Zybera, who is screaming "LINK LOVES MALOOON!"

Scene 3. VANDALS AND SPAMMERS AND NOOBS, OH MY
It's set like the activity feed, with small cut-outs of articles dotted around. Suddenly, vandals run in with spraypaints and ruin them. AK, Shorty and DSM follow quickly. AK bursts into song ( as common in musicals) and uses the UNDO button to unvandalize the articles. However, DSM fixes the Midna article...the scene ends with AK shouting, Streetcars style "DARN, I WANTED TO DO MIDNA"

Scene 1. Just Why'
It's ToC suggestion time! A few tables are dotted around a room with a large noticeboard. People are gathered around the tables, discussing suggestions. Scarletspeed7 walks in a sticks a new suggestion on the noticeboard - "LINK vs MADAME AROMA" everyone looks at the notice board, and then glares at the person who put it up.

Scene 2. (It says it in) BLOCK CAPITALS
It's the actual ToC. It's a large stadium like pit, divided in half, different coloured seats each side. People are cheering at the fight and somebody (not decided yet) has a solo on the annoyingness of Anon Voters, which starts a riot in the ToC

Scene 3. The Hendecagon of Love
It's a massive hotel room. Xykeb is sitting in an armchair with a laptop. Minish and Stars are cuddled up on the sofa, Minish on his Laptop and Stars on her N64. A discussion is in progress. "So I said iNEEDLINK just to see how Stars would react an-" Minish begins, Stars cuts him off, exclaiming "Minish and Link, sittin' in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g" Thus launching into the Love Hendecagon Song, which I need to write up, but mostly includes me singing various parings and Xykeb interjecting with more and more additions to the Hendecagon

Scene 1. YOU SHOULD BE DEAD
We're back in the hotel room. The lift is on fire, Stars is asleep and Minish is being moody. Pie comes in, burnt, asking for help. Stars wakes up and is furious, eventually throwing Pie out the window. This cuts to many scenes of Pie's various deaths.

Scene 3. Inbred Consequences
A argument is raging in the background. A odd induvidual in a Farfetch'd costume is being insulted by Stars, Minish, Pie and DSM, with Xykeb looking on. In the foreground, Auron tells the song as a warning about inbreeding, pointing out Leekducks faults as the argument wears on. Eventually, Leekduck leaves, and everyone celebrates.

Scene 4. From Russia with Hugs
The scene begins with Stars demanding hugs. Eventually, it breaks down into lots of little scenes, detailing various IRCthings like Plans to Kill, Starsisms, pranks on Xykeb, people being turned into Picori/Pols Voices/Marin, Link's affair, Silence is Eerie, things like that.