User:DekuStickMaster/Combustion

'''You have spontaneously combusted. BUT YOU SURVIVED! NOW YOU MUST SIGN OR I WILL BURN YOU. REALLY. IF I FIND OUT YOU JUST TAKE MY USERBOX (Using the "what links here" button), I WILL BUUUUUURN YOU!'''

Spontaneous Combustees
DekuStickMaster caused these users to combust. MUAHAHAHAHA
 * 1) Stars spotaneously combusted and lived to tell the tale! XD
 * 2) McGillivray227 realized a userbox was in trouble, and sacrificed their life for it. Turns out that it was the reward...
 * 3) Minish Link blew up and *cough* *sputter* *choke*... still.. *cough* barely lives.
 * 4) AuronKaizer's wet clothes were dried.
 * 5) The Midna now has a tan.
 * 6) Toki lost an eyebrow.
 * 7) User:Alexweber77 has now been reduced to a pile of ashes.
 * 8) SuperAlpaca lost a limb...
 * 9) Xykeb Zraliv is composed of plasma, therefore making spontaneous combustion a moot point. Try freezing ice or liquifying water and see how far you get.
 * 10) MaloMart is on fire and has decided to stay that way, because he just looks totally awesome.
 * 11) CC Actually User:Ccbermanzzpedia/Userboxes is a Spontaneous Combustee. I just created the page.
 * 12) User:Phantom Zelda combusted but is ghost, so it wont work.
 * 13) User:Longhorn Velez no more finger prints...
 * 14) User:Toonlink444 is just a pair of eyes.
 * 15) Jedimasterlink survives fire by transferring its thermal energy to a pocket dimension of his own design, though he now looks like Mace Windu. Not that there's a problem with that.
 * 16) Dragon roost now is running around with his butt on fire.
 * 17) Isdrakthul is not a user, so he's not sure if he's supposed to sign. He has decided that if he wasn't supposed to sign, he can blame his bad judgment on the fact that his brain has been burned to a crisp.
 * 18) A random French guy(Parlez-vous Francais) realised his hair was on fire only a few minutes ago. This incedent has been reported to the authorities and we'll have more on this story tomorrow night. Right now we have a tale of unusual love between a Like Like and a ReDead. Stay tuned after these few messages. Welcome back... This just in. We have more on the story about the random French guy. Scientists have run some tests to reveal no probable cause onto how this guy's hair caught on fire. Also, the fire spread to the rest of his body and he is now running around screaming. Firefighters are trying to contain the fire with no luck so far. I'm currently getting further reports that the man has stopped running. In fact he has collapsed... Paremedics are trying to resucitate the man but it has been proven difficult on the bounds that the man is currently still on fire. More just in. The firefighters have managed to contain the fire. The man has been resucitated. Thank goodness! He is currently being loaded into an ambulence and taken off to hospital. The paremedics say he is in a stable condition and will live another day. This has been Mike Today reporting. Fox news.
 * 19) Some kid randomly decided to take Link's Din's Fire and used it. It worked, but now he is permanently partially covered in magic flames. Currently, the afflicted regions are his arms and the back of his neck.
 * 20) Oni came here from the recent changs page
 * 21) Docter Ted now has to go and treat his burns.
 * 22) Pie145 searches for water but turns to dust before he finds a bucket of water right next to him...
 * 23) Peakprovince has melted into a puddle of water.
 * 24) Evil Zora was swimming in Zora's Domain when it happened, accidentally boiling all the water. But it's not a total loss, for he now owns the largest cup of tea.
 * 25) Since J-man Zelda Fan (talk) is an official Goron, he easily survived.
 * 26) Dawn Of A New Day has found an emergency that would combine all of the divisions of 911 response- robbing a guy who is on fire. You would need the police, ambulance, and fire truck for that one. Unfortunately, that's what just happened to Dawn Of A New Day. Ouch.
 * 27) Malon Girl5now suffers third degree burns. yay.

THE WIZZROBE HITLIST
This is the list of people who took the userbox and did not sign.


 * 1) Farore.din.nayru

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'''IT'S DANGEROUS TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST. TAKE THIS USERBOX.''' 