User:Minish Link/Link is the son of Zant and Midna

Well, I recently saw AuronKaizer's theory page about Link and this got me thinking- what other theories are out there that I could prove true or false? Well, I found this to be one of the most common fantheories out there (aside from Midna is actually Princess Zelda's twin brother). This page is here to prove that our hero, Link, is actually the son of the Twilight Usurper Zant and Midna. Where's the proof? Well, here, of course!

Reasons Link is Zant and Midna's son

 * Link is pale. Twili are pale, right? And Midna and Zant are both Twili. Makes sense.
 * Link is mute. But is he?! The answer is no! You see, Link is not mute-- he just can't speak Hylian! The reason for this? He was brought up in the Twilight Realm as a baby wolf and taught to speak Wolf and Twili. He was never taught to speak Hylian.
 * Link is a Wolf in his Twilight form. Because Zant is half Oocca, and he bred with the Twili Midna, the result was a wolf. This makes perfect sense- colour an Oocca black and you get a wolf. See the connection?
 * Link can do magic. So can Zant and Midna.
 * Midna helps Link. She says this is because she thinks he's the hero, but really- one thinks either she has the hots for him or...something else. Now, she can't have the hots for him because she's an impy thing and that would be weird, so she must be Link's mom, wanting to keep an eye on him so he doesn't get into trouble. The reason she never tells him is because if he knew, then he would probably take over the Twilight Realm due to being its rightful heir!
 * The reason for Link coming to the Hylian world? Midna and Zant's second honeymoon. They brought their two year old son, Link, but accidentally dropped him on a rock while snogging and forgot to pick him up. This addled his memory and made him not able to remember he was actually a Twili from the Twili realm-- instead he thought he was a monkey. This is why he can interact with Monkeys.
 * The reason Zant took over the Twilight Realm is a fight between him and Midna. Midna thought she was more powerful, so Zant took over to prove it but accidentally turned her into an Imp. Because Zant only has the hots for tall people, he shunned her due to her tiny form and sent her to the Light World.

Reasons Link is not Zant and Midna's son

 * You are an idiot if you think he isn't. Duh.

Comments
The above is all for comedic purposes. I do not actually believe Link is Zant and Midna's son and if you believe it you are a complete mauron. Just saing.