User:WATCHER

Greetings. I am Watcher, and this is my Watchtower. I hope that in the coming months, you shall find my humble home acceptable. More updates in the future.

A Little About the Watcher
For those of you who can't figure this out, this part is purely fictional (You all know who you are...)

In my fantasy world, the Watcher is one man who has been selected to watch over the proceedings of the world he lives in. A Watcher resideds in the Watchtower, an impossibly tall building that constanty flits across the surface of the planet; in fact, it goes so fast that even I don't know what it looks like. The inside of the Watchtower is compleatly hollow, save for a small chair in the very center that I am able to sit in. Coating the walls are countless monitors that display every event occuring on the Earth. Every day I stop time, and play back all the events from the past 24 hours at superfast speeds.

Enough about the Watchtower, let's get onto the Watcher. My physical appearence is something like this: I am 7'5", extreemly thin, all white, and absolutly covered in eyeballs (you think I could do my job properly if I wasn't?). I have no other facial features (save for a mouth), long arms with thin fingers, and a trunklike region where legs should be (I get around by floating). As for my personality, like so many other personal qualities of mine (like a birth date, original appearence, friends and family, ect.), it has been lost to the ages.

As for my job, as you have probably already read, I watch over all the events on planet Earth, and to record it all for whoever may need it (truely need it, that is. This is precious information, and could potentialy be used for harm. If you want it, you need a really good reason.). I am able to take one single event in the world and change it so the Earths' history will go on a better course (One important event! And I mean really important. Same as with the information.).

Well, that's all about that for now, so... Let's move on.

Zelda Games I Own

 * The Legend of Zelda
 * A Link to the Past
 * Orcana of Time (For the Wii)
 * Wind Waker
 * Twilight Princess (Rendered unplayable)
 * Phantom Hourglass (OK, so it's my brothers...)

Current Progress in Games

 * The Legend of Zelda: Finally started the other day, and just beat the first dungeon. I'm trying to map out all of Hyrule (but then again, who hasn't?).
 * A Link to the Past: Haven't played it for a while, but I'm stuck in Turtle Rock.
 * Orcana of Time: I've moved on and made it to Kakiriko (ReDeads= freaky).
 * Wind Waker: Restarted several times, right now I just compleated the Forbidden Woods.
 * Twilight Princess: Really into this one, but a scratch made it unplayable (can't load major cutsceens). Finished the Water Temple.
 * Phantom Hourglass: Haven't played for a while, but I beat the Ghost Ship dungeon.

My Timeline
Here's how I think the Legend of Zelda series goes. First came Orcana of Time, at which point the timeline split in two. During the Child Timeline, Link went on his adventure in Majoras Mask. Gannondorf was set to be excecuted, but went to the Twilight Realm, initiating the Twilight Princess. Meanwhile, in the Adult Timeline, Gannondorf escaped his imprisonment, and caused the Wind Wakers' events to occur. Later, Link and Zelda looked for a new world, and went through the Phantom Hourglass. At some point, they found a new Hyrule, and all other events happened parralell with each other. At some point, the events of the Four Swords games happened, and Link thwarted the plot. Eventualy, Gannon was revived, but horribly deformed, and sought out Aghinham, causing A Link to the Past to happen. After his defeat, Link left Hyrule for more adventures, and found the Windfish, causing Links Awakening to happen. After many years, one of Links decendents returned to Hyrule and stopped Gannon for good. 4 years later, the events of Zelda 2 happened, and that's the end of it!

To everyone who had trouble understanding the writen version...

Orcana of Time |           Adult Timeline                 Child Timeline |                              |           Gannon sealed in                 Gannon arrested; Sacred Realm                     Majoras Mask |                              |            Gannon escapes;             Gannon to be excecuted; Wind Waker               escapes to Twilight realm, causing Twilight Princess |                               |           Link and Zelda leave;          Nothing of significance Phantom Hourglass |                               |              New Hyrule                Nothing of significance |                           All events parralell from now on. |                           Four Swords |                        Four Swords Adventure |                          The Minish Cap |                         Gannon escapes in                            beast form. |                         A Link to the Past |                         Link leaves Hyrule for new adventure; Links Awakening |                        One of Links decendents returns; Legend of Zelda |                             Zelda 2

Operation: Wake the Wind
It's back again, and if you want to come on, then go to the official page for Operation: Wake the Wind.

My Fanfic
I have begun work on an untitled piece of fiction regarding the Legend of Zelda. Fundamentally, it is the last chapter of the Zelda series. I'll make updates here as I make progress.


 * April 11th: I've just finished the prolog. Don't get excited, because it's a long way from copletion.

The Best Way To...
This is something I thought would be cool to do. The way this works is that I present a scenario (funny or serious) and you post what you think is the best way to solve the given idea. All users are invited to express their opinions each week. This is purely to entertain everyone who visits. Oh, and each week, I shall have one answer which is absolutly not accptable because it's to obvious. Enjoy.

WEEK 1

 * What's the best way to get across Hyrule? (Please, please no Eponoa answers)

By Bunny Hood. Portal- Kombat

WEEK 2

 * What's the best way to defeat a Darknut? (Baisicly, any method from the games is forbiden; I want us to be creative here)

blow up the great bridge thus sending him plumeting into lake hylia which i dout he could swim out of with all that armor Oni Dark Link. no wait i chan ged my mind. use a tazer

WEEK 3

 * What's the best way to win Zelda's heart? (It's Valentines week, so one rule: DON'T 'BE' 'SILLY!!!')

WEEK 4

 * What's the best way to destroy Tingle? (This week, go crazy, 'cause there's no limits!) Incidentily, as many of you have noticed (since wk3) I have to do this on Monday. Sorry.

The same way that everyone can be easily killed by: a bullet through the head. If I were doing it I'd go all Dirty Harry on his ass ("This is a .44 Magnum and it has enough power to blow your head clean off so you've got to be asking yourself one question 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya punk!?") --Big Poe=Nice Guy 12:18, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

WEEK 5

 * What's the best way to make Link fly? (It doesn't have to be actual flight, but, seeing as the Zeldaverse has too many means of this, I have only one restriction: Don't suggest something if it's allready there.)

WEEK 6

 * What's the best way to sneak into Hyrule Castle? Please avoid the clished "sneak around the guards" thing.

ive discovered that armored guards are no match for a tazer. Oni Dark Link

Since Ganondorf seems to have no trouble getting into the castle despite his obviously evil intentions the way to get in is simple: say you've got a diplomatic errand for the King and you're in. Big Poe=Nice Guy

WEEK 7

 * What's the best way to get across a large body of water? King of Red Lions and S.S. Linebeck; You are the weakest links. Goodbye.

The Pirate Ship! Portal- Kombat

Get in a jet and fly over it. --Big Poe=Nice Guy 00:51, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

WEEK 8

 * What's the best way to keep Link from getting lost in the Lost Woods? You need to go into the woods, mind you.

burn it! burn it all. brun brun brun!!!! (solar flute stole my idea damn) Oni Dark   Link 12:12, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

Bomb the place until the Lost Woods becomes the Lost Field thus getting rid of the confusing paths and eliminating any and all enemies lurking inside. Also make sure to wait a couple days for the radiation to wear off before actually going in. Big Poe=Nice Guy

WEEK 9

 * What's the best way to injure Link? We may not roll ourselves into trees or walls.

Insult Ganon. Then, after he gets completely ticked off, stand there and taunt him. he'll go into a rage and all that will remain of link will be a strange green hat and a broken sword.Dekutulla

WEEK 10

 * What's the best way to conquer Hyrule? Don't involve the Triforce in any way.

Hyrule still fights with pikes, swords and bows and arrows. Just get go over to the Middle-East, manipulate some Omars and Achmeds that they're going to meet Allah, go back to Hyrule and that's killing two birds with one stone: getting the terrorists off of the U.S.'s back and taking over Hyrule. Big Poe=Nice Guy

WEEK 11
What's the best way to defeat Gannon? See if you can think of things other than the Master Sword.

one word. Nuc. Oni Dark Link 11:24, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Simple tell every other Zelda villain that Ganondorf has appeared in more games than them. They'll get pissed and Ganondorf will get assassinated by Dark Link, Agahnim, Dethl, Majora, Onox, Veran, Vaati, Zant and Bellum. If that fails that tell every other video game villain Ganondorf's stealing their mojo. For optimum results tell that to every villain in pop culture. Let's see Ganondorf stand up to Hannibal Lecter, the Joker, Sephiroth, Xemnas, Mr. Burns, Stewie, Bowser and every other villain you can think of. Big Poe=Nice Guy

Simple and fun. First, call him fat and ugly. Then throw every last object you have ( but not the Triforce )at his head or heart. Then you run like a cucco trying to avoid being slaughtered to get all your items back. Repeat this until he dies. Or just hire Tingle........... --Mr.Fairy

WEEK 12

 * What's the best way to clear a large rock from Links path. For the love of the goddesses, don't say bombs.

the answear to all. nuc. (it doesnt counts as a bomb) Oni Dark Link 09:35, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Jackhammer anyone? Who cares if Link goes deaf it'd be doing him a favor if it's in OoT so he doesn't have to keep on hearing those annoying HEY!s and LISTEN!s. --Big Poe=Nice Guy 12:01, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

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Hey, nice page. user:dragonmaster kayla

yawn Oni Dark   Link 16:12, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

im signing again with my new colour fonted sig! Oni Dark Link 12:22, 12 April 2009 (UTC) !!

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