User:Moblin slayer

I'm a HUGE Zelda fan (borderline obsessive sometimes). First time I saw the game I was hooked. Oracle of Seasons was my first (and least favorite) Zelda game. Wind Waker is my favorite, getting Phantom Hourglass soon (duh) recently got Phantom Hourglass. Got the last sea chart! I have completed Minsh Cap 100% (all figurines, sword techniques and kinstone fusions).

Well anyway...I have some titles in different clubs. I am a follower of the spirit sage, Earth Knight/Co-commander of Knights of Hyrule, Vio of Twilight on Friends of Relyt, Sea Spirit on Temple of Spirits, Phantom Sword on Sacred Blades, and a piece of the Triforce fragment on Triforce Gathering. Oh, and I am a worker at TriCorp. Any questions?

The names I go by in addition to Moblin Slayer are Zander (from my fic) and Vio (liek HoW is also known as Relyt; from HoW's fic).

Oh, and I'm a bit of a wrestling fan. I know it's fake, but even so, it's still two people beating the heck out of each other. HHH pwns!

Shop
Please visit Tricorp. Right now. There's some cool stuff. Note: This is not my shop. I just work there.

Club
Here's my club. It's for maintaining weapons pages. Click here to see it.

Time for the Theories

 * 1) The Fierce Deity was created by the goddesses to seal away Majora in a mask.  The goddesses, fearing the firece deity's power, then sealed him in a mask.
 * 2) Majora was the god/goddess of evil/mayhem/destruction.
 * 3) Majora had to be sealed in a mask because gods/goddesses can't be killed.
 * 4) The goddesses are sadistic.  Why else would they have created an artifact which would create wars, cause millions to suffer, and cause the rise of an evil king?
 * 5) The skull kid from TP is emo. His idea of a fun game is being shot at with arrows.
 * 6) Fishman is also emo. He says that shooting arrows at him will make his back feel better (or something like that).  Trust me, it only makes it feel worse.
 * 7) Dangoro (giant goron in Goron Mines in TP) must have reallyyyyy wanted that armor. It's nailed into his skin.  Nailed into his skin.
 * 8) Stallord is not Volvagia's skeleton. How would Volvagia's skeleton have ended up in the desert?  Also, Stallord has a different body shape and number of fingers.
 * 9) Ganondorf isn't as smart as he claims. If he was, he'd go to Link at the beginning of the game when Link has only three hearts and kill him in one shot.
 * 10) Volvagia doesn't like eating Gorons...he likes eating high-quality rocks...but he can't get to Dodongo's Cavern, and the Gorons are pretty rocky soooo...

Alternatives

 * 1) The fierce deity was the god of evil, and created Majora for destruction/mayhem. For whatever reason, Majora failed, so the fierce deity sealed his powers in a mask and gave the mask to someone to pusish Majora.  Majora, desperate to live, sealed himself/herself into a mask.
 * 2) The goddesses were tricked by an evil being (cough,cough,majora,cough,cough) to create the Triforce. The evil being knew what its creation would cause; the goddesses didn't.
 * 3) Fishman invented "Extreme Acupuncture."

An Unusual Time Line
Every one already has a split timeline, so I'm going to do a non-split timeline and explain.  Ocarina of Time   Majora's Mask   Twilight Princess   Minish Cap   Four Swords   Four Swords Adventures   Link to the Past   Legend of Zelda (Original)  <br:br> Zelda 2:Link's Adventure <br:br> <br:br> Oracle of Seasons/Ages <br:br> <br:br> Great Flood <br:br> <br:br> Windwaker <br:br> <br:br> Phantom Hourglass <br:br> <br:br> That one is very hard to explain. It revolves around the fact that even though Link was sent back to his childhood, he would still grow-up into the Link at the end of OoT, and thus would not be erased from time. My theory is that since Link was in a different land during Oracle of Ages/Seasons, he probably couldn't get back to Hyrule, and by the time he got back Ganondorf had been revived and was about to rule Hyrule. The reason there was still a hero in WW was that Link had made it back, just too late. I'm now working on another timeline that has a quadruple split. Don't ask until I remember how it works.

Fanfic
Sorry, I just have too many fanfics to tell you about all of them.

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ID Card
=Random Stuff= Anything below this line is random and probably irrelevant. Please still read it though, some of it is pretty cool/funny.

Jukebox
My favorite Zelda music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=offOj6D_jbQ&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNDLoncWz30&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfEVu0Bz2SA&feature=PlayList&p=C64345DD452E1E87&playnext=1&index=2 This next song is an embodiment of the word "epic." I don't know why, but the lead singer makes me think of Murch... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsETamxkT9E

Countdown
I will have a countdown posted here...for now, I'll just do the time until the next E-3.

Only July 15 2009 09:00:00 PST until the Next E-3, I think. This message means you can't see the countdown. It may show up in a second or two, though.

Signatures
Solar flute 20:23, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Polls
How obvious is it that the image in my character box was created through cut and pasting? Extremely Somewhat Not Very Not at all Are Zelda and Link in love? Yes No Who Cares? Do you find the Temple of the Ocean King annoying? Yes No Very I haven't played Phantom Hourglass Have you completed any Zelda game 100%? Yes No Why bother... Will Ganondorf ever die? Yes No Like Link/Zelda, he'll be reincarnated. Will there ever be any villain more powerful than Ganondorf? Yes No If so, then I won't buy that game. Do you ever find yourself playing a Zelda game and wondering, "Why doesn't Link just threaten [insert name of the person with the item here] to get [insert item name here] instead of going through a long and convulated dungeon?" Yes, all the time! Yes, but Link is too much of a goody-two-shoes. No, that would be morally wrong. No, that would kill the plot. Which of these characters is more of a bada$$? Fierce Deity Link Majora (Any form.) Vaati (Human-looking form) Vaati (giant eye) Nightmare (from Link's awakening) Dark Link Ganondorf Sheik Link(?) Darknut in Temple of Time in TP Zant, before we knew what he looked like/how crazy he was. Whichever character I use for my word bubble. Who's greedier? Linebeck Tingle Which is more disturbing? Zant w/o mask. Darknut w/o helmet (WW) Bellum Big Octo (WW) Tingle What do you think about me having to wait almost a week for a game I got on ebay (Zelda:Collector's Edition) that's going from a town on the NY/CT border to CT? I feel bad for you... And you've retainded your sanitiy somehow?!?!?! Could be worse... That's nothing! You're just impatient... Do you think I should be an admin? (please read below after voting.) Yes No What do you think? Are you crazy?

Funny/Odd Coincidences

 * HoW (Hero Of Wisdom, for those of you who don't know) and I have the same IP address. Meaning: When he gets banned, so do I (at least that's how it worked last time)...and if you look at his record, that seems to happen quite a bit...

Favorite Quotes

 * 1) Pi .  Be rational.
 * 2) Proof is the idol that the mathematician sacrifices himself in front of.
 * 3) What would happen to the Earth if we were hit by a giant meteor? Let's just say that the realistic simulation involving a sledge hammer and common labratory frog doesn't look too good.
 * 4) Giggidy-giggidy.
 * 5) For once I'd like someone to call me "sir" without adding "You're making a scene."
 * 6) I am the game and I want to play.
 * 7) Any "boot up your @$$" jokes by Red Foreman (That 70's Show.)

Quotes By Me

 * 1) Irony is the suport pillar of the skyscraper known as comedy.
 * Yes, mad-fish disease is real.
 * 1) You want to know what killed my brother's dream of inventing stunt sledding? Let's just say his jump across the street ended with the road...
 * 2) Bad@$$ is very close to being dumb@$$. Bad@$$es do dangerous things because they're cool; dumb@$$es do dangerous things because they don't know any better.

Top Ten Songs
(not in any particular order)
 * 1) Crazy Train (Ozzy Ozbourne)
 * 2) Loser (Beck)
 * 3) Sweet Emotion (Aerosmith)
 * 4) Walk this way (Run-DMC version)
 * 5) Inside the Fire (Disturbed)
 * 6) Cult of Personality (Living Color)
 * 7) Psychosocial (Slipknot)
 * 8) Dream On (Aerosmith)
 * 9) Stricken (Disturbed)
 * 10) Sabotage (Beastie Boys)

Top Zelda Games

 * 1) MM-I know this may sound weird, but I like Majora's Mask better than OoT. What can i say, I like sidequests.
 * 2) TP/OoT-These games are both really good. However, one is too easy and the other...well, let's just say OoT isn't exactly a walk through the park...
 * 3) WW-It was pretty good, other than the sailing.
 * 4) ALttP-Heck, I don't know why, I just like it.
 * 5) Link's Awakening-It was my first Zelda game, and it was actually okay...

Lyrics to "The Game" By Motorhead (HHH's theme song)
If I had to choose a theme song for myself, it would be this:

It's time to play the game

Time to play the game!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha

(awesome guitar riff))

It's all about the game, and how you play it

All about control, and if you can take it

All about your debt, and if you can pay it

It's all about pain, and who's gonna make it...

I am the game, you don't wanna play me

I am control, no way you can shake me

I am heavy debts, no way you can pay me

I am the pain, and I know you can't take me

Look over your shoulder, ready to run

Like a squeeling pig, from a smoking gun

I am the game, and I make the rules

So move on out, and you can die like a fool

Try and figure out what the move’s gonna be

Come on over sucker, why don't you ask me?

Don't you forget there's a price you can pay

'Cuz I am the game and I want to play

It's time to play the game...

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Time to play the game!

It's all about the game, and how you play it

It's all about control, and if you can take it

It's all about your debt, and if you can pay it

It's all about the pain, and who's gonna make it...

I am the game, you don't wanna play me

I am control, there's no way you can change me

I am your debts, and know you can't pay me

I am your pain, and I know you can't take me

Play the game, you're gonna be the same

You're gonna change your name, you're gonna die in flames

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Time to play the game!

It's time to play the game...

It's time to play the game...

It's time to play the game...

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Time to play the game!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

(Fades out)

Top Five Bands
(not in any particular order)
 * 1) Disturbed
 * 2) Aerosmith!!!
 * 3) Black Sabbath/Ozzy
 * 4) Dragonforce
 * 5) Beastie Boys

Worst Jokes Ever
These are just bad jokes. It will be a challange not to groan.
 * 1) Why was the dolphin depressed? Because he felt he had he had no porpoise in life.
 * 2) My Date with a Skunk: Man, it stunk.
 * 3) What did the queen bee say to the rude bees? Bee-have.
 * 4) Did you here the one about the seagull? Wait, that would be over your head.
 * 5) Did you here the one about the pig? Wait, that's a dirty one.
 * 6) Did you here ther joke about the bad golfer? It was sub-par.
 * 7) I've told a lot of bad jokes. Seems I'll have to be pun-ished.

Favorite Boss Fights

 * 1) Argorok-Although it was easy, it was pretty thrilling. I was at the edge of my seat clawshoting from one cactus thing to the other, afraid that the dragon would catch up with me.
 * 2) Armogohma-Not only was this boss awesome looking, but the boss fight was fun. Nice little surprise at the end.
 * 3) Stallord-'Nuf said.
 * 4) Molgera-Just a cool boss, and the boss fight was pretty fun.
 * 5) Giant Stone Sodlier from Mutoh's Tomb-Man, I wish I could remember his name. It's just awesome to fly thru the air and hit something with a hammer-at the same time.

Least Favorite Boss Fights

 * 1) Invisible Hermit Crab from the Temple of Courage-Man, just annoying. The boss is invisible.  INVISIbLE.
 * 2) Diabolical Cubus Sisters-Let's just say that although figuring what to do wasn't hard:it was actually slashing the sword at the right time that was.
 * 3) Blizzeta-You have to run from giant falling ice chunks on a slippery surface, quickly stop, turn around, and throw the ball and chain. On a slippery surface.
 * 4) Blaaz-Wish I knew that hole "combine them in a certain order according to the number of horns they have" thing. See why it took me a while to beat him?
 * 5) Moblin King (OoS)-I know having good timing is a virtue in Zelda games, but this was just a bit ridiculous.

Coolest Characters

 * 1) Ganondorf-He's accomplished more than any villain really has-he was in command for seven years!!
 * 2) Dark Link-The hero's evil doppleganger, complete with his moveset. The only one who could hope to match Link's skills.
 * 3) Zant-I mean, before we knew what he looked like and how crazy he was. You know, where you saw him whisper to Midna at Lanayru's Spring and you're like, "Man, he is the coolest dictator ever. He must have long hair and look really bada$$."  Too bad Nintendo said otherwise...
 * 4) Linebeck-There's just something about him that you've got to like.
 * 5) The darknut from the Temple of Time in TP-Just looks so awesome, and the helmet makes it look like a spartan gladiator or something...

Random Facts

 * 1) I've memorized a lot of pi. 3.141592654, to be exact.
 * 2) I have Nintendo glasses! (I don't know if it's actually Nintendo or some glasses brand with the same name)
 * 3) I can play the dark Hyrule Castle music from Minish Cap, Underground Super Mario Bros. music, and the main Zelda theme on guitar.
 * 4) I've noticed an inverse relationship between how long you've played a game and how much you like it. Only OoT is exempt from this rule.  Not how old the game, how much you've played it.
 * 5) The older the game, the harder it is. (If you don't believe me, play the original Metroid.  Now play Zero Mission, the remake.  Which is harder.  Told ya.)
 * 6) The guy who plays Fez on That 70's Show is a fan of the Zelda series (or so I read in an issue of Nintendo Power.)
 * 7) I'm also a Fire Emblem, Starwars, annd Soul Calibur fan.

Cool Pics
All of these are from Fire Emblem characters and are animated.

http://images.wikia.com/fireemblem/images/3/33/Karel_swordmaster_critical_animation.gif

http://images.wikia.com/fireemblem/images/8/85/Shaman_animation.gif

http://images.wikia.com/fireemblem/images/b/bd/Wyvernknight_animation.gif

http://images.wikia.com/fireemblem/images/8/8f/Leon_necromancer_animation.gif

http://images.wikia.com/fireemblem/images/f/f9/Fa_mamkute_animation.gif

http://images.wikia.com/fireemblem/images/6/6d/Sniper_animation.gif

http://images.wikia.com/fireemblem/images/8/83/General_animation.gif

http://images.wikia.com/fireemblem/images/5/52/Hero_animation.gif

And you thought GBA graphics really sucked...