User:Metroidhunter32

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Hi i'm metroidhunter32 and as you might have guessed I'm on wikitroid allot. I do however like the zelda series and will hang out here allot.

The music zone
Here a random song that I like. In theory you should get a different song every time. And your song is duh duh duh, Christmas Jam  Electric Funeral  I'm alive  Iron Man

Funney quotes
If I see a funny quote on any of the wikis I frequent or visit I will put it here for the sake of your amusment

"All goverments are corrupt. It is all a matter of degree"

-myself

"So wait a minute. You've been floating in space for this long and no ones picked you up? "Sheesh, you must smell like feet, wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon"

-Piratehunter

" The perceived badassery of any given action will increase tenfold if the action is performed while on fire"

-Oath to Order

"I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word of what I'm saying."

-Triforce 14

"Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!"

-Triforce 14

"How can you trust a guy who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."

-AuronKaizer

"THE CANADIANS ARE COMEING HIDE THE PANCAKES!!!!"

-Griffen78

Polls
Please don't vote unless you know what the things are. Could Link Defeat one of the original zebes metroids? Yes No Flip a coin Could he beat them the way they actually hunt, in packs? Yes No No idea

What is worse Stone tower's flaming finger in a E-rated game Ooccoo's breasts being fully visible in a T-rated game

Which is more disturbing Tingle The fact link is engaged to a fish

WHAT IS UP WITH THAT STUPID HAT He keeps his gear in it It hides his evil deamon horns He just likes looking stupid

Who's side are you on? The good side The bad side Your own side

Why did the makers of wind waker make the sage of the earth temple a bird? oversight a sense of irony budget cuts kept them from making a new character

Why does the fisherman want to be shot with arrows He really does need acupuncture He's suicidal He's emo

Free response questions
Kinda stealing watcher's idea here but instead of giving you a series of options for a question you can put anything you want. I'll add a question every now and then feel free to answer old ones

First question
Why is Orca, a swordsman, never seen with any weapon other than a spear

List of things that heroes should do
based off of Gamer07's list of evil only mine is a list of things that I would do if I were a hero. actually I suppose I'm making the good guys evil but they are still on your side. If you have any suggestions put them on my talk page.

1. If I am armed with a super weapon that could destroy the evil guy easily but he has a companion at knife point I will ignore his requests to toss away the weapon. If he kills my companion I get to blow his head off.

2. If I have incapacitated a assassin I will kill him. If I let him go he'll be back in three days to kill me again with a backup squad.

3. If I am in a bar with someone watching me I will stick an arrow in his head rather than let him call in a bunch of evil guys. If he is not evil at least I practiced my archery.

4. If I am a secret mutant I will cover my tracks by killing everyone for a mile when I have to show my secret abilities.

5. If my companion gets shot in the leg and tells me to save my self I will do so. i will not be stupid and get caught with him.

6. I will not get a princess following me unless she can fight or cast spells. Otherwise she is just a late sleeping dead weight.

7. When the bad guy starts monologuing i will not let him finish. I will instead spray him with a machine gun while he talks.

8. I will never cut the red wire. I will instead throw in a fragmentation grenade thereby cutting every wire with as small amount of explosives posible.

9. If I get a invatation to join the bad guy I will graciously accept and kill him later when his gaurd is down.

10. Rather than challange the bad guy to a one on one duel I will send an assasin to kill him.

11. I will import said assasin from japan. There are 2 reasons for this. One, japaneese assasins are ninja whose stealth is only matched by rangers, and they only work in the forest. two, if a ninja gets caught he will kill himself by any means possible to punish himself. Thus I don't get betrayed.

12. I will not taunt and be rude to the bad guy if I am totaly at his mercy.

13. Every one on my team will know that if I tell a open and obious lie to play along.

14. I will never openly insult the evil king unless I've got a small army already

that's all for now more coming soon.