User:Metroidhunter32

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Hi i'm metroidhunter32 and as you might have guessed I'm on wikitroid allot. I do however like the zelda series.

List of things that heroes should do
based off of Gamer07's list of evil only mine is a list of things that I would do if I were a hero. actually I suppose I'm making the good guys evil but they are still on your side. If you have any suggestions put them on my talk page.

1. If I am armed with a super weapon that could destroy the evil guy easily but he has a companion at knife point I will ignore his requests to toss away the weapon. If he kills my companion I get to blow his head off.

2. If I have incapacitated a assassin I will kill him. If I let him go he'll be back in three days to kill me again with a backup squad.

3. If I am in a bar with someone watching me I will stick an arrow in his head rather than let him call in a bunch of evil guys. If he is not evil at least I practiced my archery.

4. If I am a secret mutant I will cover my tracks by killing everyone for a mile when I have to show my secret abilities.

5. If my companion gets shot in the leg and tells me to save my self I will do so. i will not be stupid and get caught with him.

6. I will not get a princess following me unless she can fight or cast spells. Otherwise she is just a late sleeping dead weight.

7. When the bad guy starts monologuing i will not let him finish. I will instead spray him with a machine gun while he talks.

8. I will never cut the red wire. I will instead throw in a fragmentation grenade thereby cutting every wire with as small amount of explosives posible.

9. If I get a invatation to join the bad guy I will graciously accept and kill him later when his gaurd is down.

10. Rather than challange the bad guy to a one on one duel I will send an assasin to kill him.

11. I will import said assasin from japan. There are 2 reasons for this. One, japaneese assasins are ninja whose stealth is only matched by rangers, and they only work in the forest. two, if a ninja gets caught he will kill himself by any means possible to punish himself. Thus I don't get betrayed.

12. I will not taunt and be rude to the bad guy if I am totaly at his mercy.

13. Every one on my team will know that if I tell a open and obious lie to play along.

14. I will never openly insult the evil king unless I've got a small army already that's all for now more coming soon.