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About me
All your base belongs to me.

Eh. Guess it's about time I actually edit this.

I'm 13, but that's changing in a little less than two months. I've been hooked on the Zelda series since I started watching my sister play Ocarina of Time. Ocarina of Time was the first game I've played. Then Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, Four Swords Adventure, Twilight Princess, Phantom Hourglass, and finially Spirit Tracks. I've beated OoT, WW, TP, PH, and ST. The reason I haven't beaten MM is everytime I start something gets in my way, and the reason for FSA, is it's impossible for me, as in, it messes up my controller, and every controller I've tried. I first beat OoT over winter break when I was in 7th grade, and almost got CTS from it.

Uh, about me, about me *thinks to self* I love converse, I'm 5'7", I suffer from some illnesses. I have a dog and a cat and am getting a kitten soon. Uh, I don't think I have anything else to say.

Oh, I write too. And I'm going to be a famous author.

Also Known As

 * PainoEvan Dufus™
 * Jazpas
 * Jazzy
 * Jazzi
 * Jazz
 * Jaz

People I know and/or respect (which is basically both)

 * AK
 * CC
 * Stars
 * Minish
 * RDH
 * TM
 * Drakky
 * Sally
 * DSM

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Word Bubble and Signature
Jazzi BassJapas 

Favorite Artists/Band

 * 1) Green Day (old and new)
 * 2) 3OH!3
 * 3) Fall Out Boy
 * 4) Hellogoodbye
 * 5) Panic! At The Disco
 * 6) Good Charlotte (Young and the Hopeless)
 * 7) Blink - 182 (before they broke up)

Favorite Songs

 * 1) From Green Day
 * I'm not gonna list them off. To make this easier, just go look up all their music, then you'll see my favorite songs by them.
 * 2) From 3OH!3
 * Punkb*tch
 * Im Not Your Boyfriend Baby
 * I Can't Do It Alone
 * Photofinnish
 * Hornz
 * Dance With Me
 * Don't Dance
 * Follow Me Down (feat. Neon Hitch)
 * Electroshock
 * Neatfreak47
 * Say'dem Up
 * Holler Til You Pass Out
 * Colorado Sunrise
 * Tapp
 * Chokechain
 * 3) From Fall Out Boy
 * The Carpel Tunnel of Love
 * Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?
 * Bang The Doldrums
 * Sugar, We're Goin Down (Patrick Stump Remix)
 * Grand Theft Autumn/Where Is Your Boy
 * Sophmore Slump or Comeback of the Year
 * I'm Like a Lawyer With the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)
 * 4) From Hellogoodbye
 * Bonnie Taylor Shakedown
 * Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn
 * Call 'N Return (Say That You're Into Me)
 * Touchdown Turnaround (Don't Give Up On Me)
 * All of Your Love
 * Homewrecker
 * Oh, It Is Love
 * Baby, It’s a Fact
 * If You Wanna I Might (Demo)
 * 5) From Panic! At The Disco
 * There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet
 * Intermission
 * Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks
 * London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines
 * But It's Better If You Do
 * I Write Sins Not Tragedies
 * Build God, Then We'll Talk
 * Camisado
 * I Constantly Thank God for Esteban
 * Time to Dance
 * The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage
 * Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
 * 6) From Good Charlotte
 * The Anthem
 * Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous
 * Wondering
 * The Story Of My Old Man
 * Girls & Boys
 * My Bloody Valentine
 * Riot Girl
 * Say Anything
 * The Day That I Die
 * The Young & The Hopeless
 * Emotionless
 * Movin' On
 * I Don't Wanna Be In Love
 * 7) From Blink -182
 * Aliens Exist
 * Untitled
 * Voyeur
 * Adam's Song
 * All The Small Things
 * Dammit

Things I Really Distest

 * Having my school email, which I use only to send important links to myself and documents I work on in school when I don't have my flash drive, gets flooded with emails like, "Vote me for nicest eyes" "Vote me for most likely to become famous" "Vote me, and -insert name here for best friends." It's like seriously, I'm going to vote my gorgeous best friend for nicest eyes, me and my brother for most likely to be famous, have you read my writing? Have you heard what he wants to do, yeah, it's infamy, but who cares. And I'm gonna vote me and my two best friends as best friends, because even though we had that break, we came out stronger then ever.
 * Rap music.
 * History class.
 * When my Algebra teacher wakes me up in class.
 * WHEN I LOSE MY MUSIC FOLDER FOUR DAYS BEFORE THE CONCERT!!!!
 * When my music folder is lying on the floor in front of me *facepalm*
 * People using the term emo.
 * Not being able to find my GameCube controller.

Things I Need To Stop Doing

 * Falling.
 * Reason: I now have a bump on my head.


 * Staying up so damn late.
 * Reason: I can't make it through school, let alone wake up in the morning.

Things I Really Like

 * Coffee
 * The Legend of Zelda
 * Being a Band Geek
 * Swimming
 * Writing
 * Proving everyone wrong and acting girly
 * Playing video games
 * Light switch chain necklaces
 * Converse
 * My alternative music
 * Have I mentioned Dominick yet?
 * My notebooks from Barnes and Noble where I write all my poetry
 * My awesome pens, which I write poetry with
 * Green Day

Funny Moment in the IRC

 * Farron is MinishLink.
 * Lady-Stars is Stars.
 * DJ-Sally is McGillivray227
 * Svlad_Cjelli is Xykeb
 * LlamaLord is SuperAlpaca
 * And do I really need to explain the other ones?!

Awkward Stars *stares

 *  Your poem comatose was also epic win
 *  Indeed
 *  It's a cool word.
 *  i want to have a threesome with Bille Joe and Mike Dirnt
 *  Yeah
 *  THIS IS THE PART
 *  WHERE EVERYONE STARS AT JAZ
 *  AWKWARDLY
 *  *Stares
 *  please not my e key
 *  I'M JUST SAYING!

GRIFF! What'd you do to her?!

 * * Griffen78 takes stars into the operation room
 * * Farron grabs Stars
 *  you're not taking her anywhere unsupervised.
 * <Lady-Stars> We are starring JAZ?!
 * <Jaz|writing> cuz what i said
 * <DJ_Sally> Apparently so...
 * <Griffen78> SHE HAS 438403
 * <Jaz|writing> I DO NOT! YOU DO!
 * <Griffen78> but they are new so we CAN REMOVE THEM
 * <Griffen78> not u stars
 * <Jaz|writing> O.o
 * <Farron> o.O
 * <Jaz|writing> GRIFF! What'd you do to her?!
 * * Lady-Stars is drugged
 * <Jaz|writing> but seriously, i'm just saying that i want to
 * <Griffen78> MINISH DID EET
 * <Farron> ...
 * <Lady-Stars> My drink tastes funn-urgh
 * <Farron> Liar.
 * <Farron> You're fired.
 * * Lady-Stars collapses
 * <Farron> DAMN IT
 * <Farron> QUICK
 * * Farron grabs Stars and brings her to operation room thingy
 * <Griffen78> well actually it was ganon...
 * * Redeadhunter is also drugged, but that drug is caffeine
 * <DJ_Sally> You faker!
 * <Redeadhunter> It's technically a drug
 * <AuronKaizer> Quick!
 * <Griffen78> BACK GLOMP=REAP
 * <AuronKaizer> Get Dr. Mario!
 * <AuronKaizer> It's an Anti-Drug of powerful potency!

Griff's Weapon

 * * Lady-Stars 's drink was spiked with date4325 by Griff
 * <Griffen78> ...
 * * Griffen78 takes stars into closet
 * * Jaz|writing saves Stars
 * * Griffen78 takes jaz too
 * <Griffen78> LETS HAVE A 5432 PARTY
 * <Griffen78> I'M THE JUGGANAUGHT 79230
 * <Jaz|writing> uhh
 * * Lady-Stars is still knocked out
 * <Griffen78> mmmm....
 * * Griffen78 throws boulder at Jaz
 * * Griffen78 closes door
 * <AuronKaizer> Sigh
 * <AuronKaizer> One rule that would be nice to have is no jokes about 5424.
 * <AuronKaizer> It's just not funny.
 * <Lady-Stars> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_4324_drug <- Griff's weapon
 * <AuronKaizer> Not that Griffen's joking, mind you. I'm just making a general statement here.
 * * Griffen78 nocks out stars
 * <Griffen78> NO CONSIOUS FOR JOU
 * * Lady-Stars was already knocked out dumbass
 * <Griffen78> U SAID WORDS
 * <Jaz|writing> yeah, I agree with AK
 * <Jaz|writing> it's really creepy
 * <Griffen78> ...
 * * Griffen78 explodess
 * <Jaz|writing> but still, Bille Joe, Mike Dirnt, yum
 * <AuronKaizer> Head asplode
 * <DJ_Sally> Creepiness takes a whole new meaning on the IRC...
 * <Griffen78> XD
 * <Griffen78> ...can I still kill?
 * <AuronKaizer> Especially when Alpacas and Llamas are involved...
 * <DJ_Sally> That's when its the worse...
 * <Griffen78> ....
 * <AuronKaizer> You're a dead
 * <AuronKaizer> Diagnosis: Dead

You cut off his what?!

 * LlamaLord [~18e1586d@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-dusqsrtaodbveizv] has joined #wikia-zelda
 * <Jazzi> god damn!
 * <AuronKaizer> Ah, Llama.
 * <Jazzi> Stars! The nails!
 * <AuronKaizer> We have some troubling news.
 * <LlamaLord> Hello again
 * <Farron> Ah, hello, sir.
 * <AuronKaizer> The nailing procedure was inconclusive and will have to be done again.
 * <Farron> You must be S. A. Llama?
 * * Lady-Stars grabs third nail
 * * Jazzi cuts of SA's 5432
 * <Farron> Well, so much for that, Stars.
 * <Svlad_Cjelli> Um.
 * * Lady-Stars nails 2343 to plank
 * <Svlad_Cjelli> Well then.
 * <LlamaLord> How rude~
 * <Farron> Jazzy cut off his 2432.
 * <Svlad_Cjelli> ...
 * <AuronKaizer> --
 * <Farron> !!!!!!!!!!!!
 * <AuronKaizer> I signed LOL
 * * Lady-Stars adds a plaque
 * <Farron>
 * <LlamaLord> How am I supposed to pee?
 * <Svlad_Cjelli> ...
 * * Lady-Stars puts on the wall outside the manor with the rest of her victims
 * <Svlad_Cjelli> Um.
 * <Farron> Uh...
 * <AuronKaizer> That's easy.
 * <Jazzi> why give him tetneus when we could just remove it compltely

Great, you've ruined my general understanding of gemstones...

 * <Starz> That looks fine for your bogstandard everyday sapphire
 * <Starz> I don't actually like blue sapphires as much as I like the other colours
 * <Starz> Pink Sapphire is really very nice and I'm not usually a pink person
 * <Jazzi> i've only seen blu
 * <DJ_Sally> Aren
 * <Jazzi> *blue
 * <DJ_Sally> FAIL!
 * <DJ_Sally> Aren't sapphires the blue gemstone, like no other color?
 * <Starz> I own pink sapphires, and a fancy sapphire pendant
 * <Starz> Uh no Sally
 * <Starz> You can get TONS of different colour sapphies
 * <Starz> *sapphires
 * <Starz> I've seen a rainbow necklace made just from sapphires
 * <DJ_Sally> Great, you've ruined my general understanding of gemstones...
 * <Starz> There's hundreds of gemstones, and lots of blue ones, not just sapphire

Letterbomb?

 * '''<Lady-Stars> Because I didn't want to believe it was true and he could be so unfaithful
 * <Trilby> Well now you know...
 * <Trilby> He was a bastard
 * <Trilby> Maybe literally but that ain't the point
 * <Redeadhunter> I guess I should be thankful that Samus is so possessive
 * <Jazzi> So that's where all the bastards went?
 * <Trilby> Yes.
 * <Trilby> The underbelly stacks up ten high, by the way.
 * <Jazzi>' Did you know
 * <Jazzi> The dummy failed the crash test
 * <Trilby> I heard it collected unemployment checks.
 * <Jazzi> Just like a flunkie along for the ride
 * <Trilby> Have you any idea where all the riots've gone?
 * <Jazzi> No because my city's motto got pulvarized
 * <Trilby> According to the newspaper, what's in love is now in debt.
 * <Jazzi> On /my/ birth certificate
 * <Trilby> You should just strike the %#&*ing match to light this fuse.
 * <Jazzi> Pst, the town's bishop is an extorsinasit
 * <Trilby> I don't think he even knows that you exist
 * <Jazzi> Don't stand still, it's do or die
 * <Trilby> God, you'd better run for your *@&$ing life!
 * <Jazzi> Go under ground, it's not over
 * <Trilby> Yeah, it's not over before its too late
 * <Jazzi> The city's burning but it's not /my/ burden
 * <Trilby> As I said, it's not over before its too late
 * <Jazzi> There is absolutely nothing left to analize
 * <Trilby> I wonder where all the martyrs will go when the virus cures itself...
 * <Jazzi> It's too late, where will we go
 * <Trilby> You shouldn't look back.
 * <Jazzi> Your a lie, your not the Jesus of Suburbia
 * <Trilby> I hear the Saint Jimmy was only a figment of-
 * <Jazzi> The rage of my father and the love of my mother
 * * Redeadhunter goes back into his corner
 * <Trilby> It made me the idiot America.
 * <Jazzi> Its not over till your under the ground
 * <Trilby> Don't think it's over before it's too late!
 * <Jazzi> This city's still burning, it's still not my burden
 * <Trilby> Like I said, it's not over before it's too late!
 * <Jazzi> She said she can't stand this place she's going to leave it behind
 * <Trilby> Well she said I can't take this town, so I guess I'm leaving you tonight.
 * * Jazzi highfives Minish!
 * <Trilby> WHOOP!
 * * Trilby highfives!
 * <Trilby> YEAH!
 * <Redeadhunter> Gonna go help Newquist with the generators
 * <Trilby> That was freakin win
 * <Jazzi> THAT WAS FLIPPING AWESOME!
 * <Trilby> I KNOW RIGHT
 * <Jazzi> I'M SO QUOTING THIS!
 * <Trilby> ME TOO LIKE

Funny Edits

 * Tell it like it is Stars
 * Is this a dance Zelda does?
 * Pst... I heard he's bipolar in OoT
 * Didn't know turning into a wolf did that
 * Undead Cannibalism... Fun
 * HEY EVERYBODY! THERE'S PUDDING IN TWILIGHT PRINCESS!!!
 * Mr. IP, I think you're the one who needs a life

My favorite pages

 * Hollo (It has to do with this thing I keep thinking about)
 * Composer Brothers Band Geek. Music Freak. I play Bari Sax, the case is huge and painful. If you vandilize this page, Sharp's page, and Flat's page, I will ask AK, CC, or EveryDayJoe to block you.
 * Favorite page #3

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