User:Ccbermanzzpedia

Redux of TP

Me
I'm not so new here. I know a lot about coding, how things go around here, although I'm still learning(never stops eh?) almost daily. I'm an admin/b'crat here, so I can handle all vandals or major concerns here or anywhere else you may find me, typically the shoutbox. I also don't respect people who make jokes at other people's expence, racist statements or anything that is offensive to a group of people, and rudeness. If I catch wind that anyone has done any of those, they will hear about it from me.

Shout box

My text sig
-- C  2  / C C  23:39, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
 * TA DA! I don't use an image because, well... I travel around to other wikis and some of them don't let you upload personal images. That's the main reason I guess.

My Sandbox-thing
Basically this is where I test things out: User:Ccbermanzzpedia/Monkeying Around

Rickroll

 * A rickroll

Yes the above link is a rickroll. If you click on it you'll be rickrolled. I'm not lying either. I just have for...kicks.

A Notice to Myself
CC, follow these instrucktions very closely. After you have gotten rid of the Twilight in Lanayru Provience, but before you go to the Lakebed Temple, go to Telma's Bar and go through. This is were The Group should be if you remebered properly, and they should be hostile towards you. Write Down What They Say. And put it onto The Resistance pages and all there pages. 20:34, October 4, 2009 (UTC)

Well-to Do List

 * Images on Stock Pot Inn need .png convert, no touchy AK, Triforce, Joe, etc.

Usefuls
Below is Triforce 14's and Baltro's usefuls. Thanks bunches to the both of them! I think I'm pretty well covered!

things about me

 * I am very lazy, and do have a life, but only get around to it when I feel like it.
 * I kinda, sorta, make Jokes, and if i am will tell you, (JK) or in case I do not care to (parenthessis around it) just JK.
 * I over explain things, and am a little egotistical, I make myself sound smarter than I let on. (not sayin' i ain't smart, just sayin' i like the ego *boost*!)
 * I find it sad that I like the ego *boost* I get from "sounding smartish".
 * I, while over explaining everything, do not like to write great epics, on my user page.
 * I, hope you find my user page funny.
 * I, find it pitiful, that I care what you think of my user page.
 * I, don't care about grammar to much, but I always check what I've written for correctness.
 * In real life, I have terrible hand writing, and it is very messy. So, that's why I'm skiping lines, here. (force of habbit)
 * I hate, with a burning passion, disargreements. And will take all arguments, (disagreements) personlally, and will try to resolve them as soon as is possible.
 * I guess I'm sarcasstic, but hay, I maybe wrong, but most people call me that, so sure (Kray-zs)
 * I really hate people who are up tight. And I myself, am tight, so I hate myself.
 * I hate even more, people who are uptighter than me.
 * If you believe either of the two comments above this won, that is sad, K. Esspecially because, right above that I sad I was sarcastic.
 * Wow, you whould never going find out anything about me because...........I like it it that way.
 * I, have a habbit of saying, K. no? and punk (or aternitavley PUNK!, Punk!, Punk, Pnk, or ha ha Loser) so take no offense, K? You got me on that? Good. I had a feeling, you didn't.
 * I like, quit a bit actually (contray to other people's opinions), the Zelda franchise and like editing this site. Because people who love the Zelda franchise, and love editing this site (no offence, this just applies to me) 1. Are crazy that they love a video game and want to marry it, practically. 2. Have no lives, whitch I'd said is not true about myself. 3. I don't know, there's something about these people that offsets me.
 * I am though a Zelda fan, through and through.
 * I have a wii/ds, obivously, and you can try to track me down if you can narrow me down, from 30 million Wii's out there, so happy hunting!
 * I also have a X360
 * No, I'm not a troll. Just so all you Kray-zs know.
 * Add Kray-zs to the list of things I like to say, it new and I've taken a liking to it.
 * I live in Mich. and that's about as close to a place you'll get to locating me! Have Fun!

Important villain list
Please see this link.

about rightys
http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv247/Ccbermanzzpedia/Nonameman.jpg ....Watch out Leftys!

now, after seeing Oni Dark Link's whole speel about leftys i feel that now that there is a lefty pride movement, i should make a righty pride movement. as(in the country i live in anyways) women and men are supposed to be equals, that must meen that rightys and leftys must be treated as equals. so i.e. rightys get there own pride group as well! and we get to highlight important rightys! w00t w00t!

Meh: well duh. as founder and head of the board of rightys, it was just a matter of time that me would be the first to be elected into the hall of fame. my speach includes: "....as we rightys strive to better the world and put the lefty up-starts in their places, we shall become the happiest in the world in all know worlds! and as we are the only know world with sentient life on it, then we have already acheived that dream! but if this statement is true, then there is a paradox b/c that meens we are the unhappiest in all know worlds. see the problem?...."

almost everybody else(excluding leftys :P): well again, duh. there are so many of us that we only need to have to members in the hall of fame. we will showcase important to people who are rightys in its half of the hall of fame. in fact, this is all that we need.

plan of attack
this is were we talk about leftys..........i.e. the eniemies. and yet as this is on Zeldapedia, and one of the main characters is a lefty and has a huge following, who shall go un-nammed(psssttt link, incase you didn't click the link), this creates a problem. but there is a way to fix that! this is Zeldapedia not Un-nammedpedia, we can entirely discredit this.

well lets just say as this is a public place, we cannot go deeper, as of yet. we shall be holding meetings in <s.our head-quaters until futher noticed. because i have just posted the location of the headquaters they have been moved. i will not tell you were.

so we have come to a conclusion! all rightys are better than leftys(dugh), but instead of working with them and being friendsly masters, we shall ignore them and be the crewlest most diabolical masters ever know! and in doing so, after 10 minutes of oppression we shall once again begin the game of who is the best, and name calling. but this time, they know what we can do if we turn 10 minutes into 10 years!

problem
what about ambi-dexterous people? were do they fit in? as they are neither true leftys nor true rightys, what to do? this can be a way to unite rightys and leftys under one cause, and finally lead to peace between the two sides. and after we have put the leftys back in there place, and ultimaltely ambi's we shall create a caste system! the rightys being the highest, leftys in the middle, and ambi's at the bottom. And b/c the majority of the population is a righty, we shall devide the rightys into 3 separte classes with a top, bottom, and middle, based on how many rightys, leftys and ambi's there are in a family. just image, a perfect utopia, were rightys, leftys and ambi's are in their places. :)

another one: i forgot what to say. im at a total loss...... no thread to read into...... well lets just talk about were animals shall fit into this. i would think that they should be in the same place as they were when it was before the perfect utopia, but they would actually be in a higher place! you know two or three levels above were they are right now, but still below ambi's. so that means they are totally the in the same place, except we're all vegitairans! (grumble grumble i HATE tofu....)

yet another: BREAKING NEWZ!! i just remebered what i waz about to write! kk so what about people with no hands? neither right, left, or ambi, they are the TRUE conundrum! well, as i see it, they dont count! at all! below animals, insects, and plagues they are nothings and shouldnt even be looked at. we shall caste them out of our glorious society of righttastan! yeas righttastan, that is the new name of the utopia! now i have already explained how righttastan will work, and how it looks, so.....o wait how it looks? well, it will look much like the mordern day US, except everybody will speak english and there wont be poor gehttos b/c we have a caste system, so i.e. gehttos shall be null! and there will be no races, just rightys, leftys, ambi's, and so on. you shall not be black, whilte, hispanic, asian, or russian, but right, left, ambi, animal, (and them). see? isnt it just perfect? no? TO BAD, im the sole dictator(who else?) and have a consul with a few selecte rightys. >:) (more to come)

note: this is obiviously sarcasm, so don't hate on me! this is a joke! JSYK

Sigs
Put these when you look at my user page, thanx(threats a ROYALLY DUMB! so dont even bother! jeez the nerve of some people!)

I'm the first one? Wow, that's weird.06:00, 22 July 2009 (UTC)MaloMart (talk)

death to righttastan! Oni Dark Link 21:19, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Meep Meep Meep (talk) 22:54, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Videos
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Make My Day
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Hey Hey
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Userboxes
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