User:Oni Dark Link

since my evaluation on the zelda games is quite long i decided to make a sub user page for them but i dout anyone is board enough to go here

if ever there was a page that was such a stub then its this one or this one

Me
no oni dark link isnt my real name (obviously) and im not going to say im a character from the ingame universe. I live in ireland and i think im the only irish living user here. i edit here but most of my edits just play the role of noteing an admin about it. This is the only wiki im edit on at the moment (well zelda fannon wiki but i dont count that) but i am thinking about jioning the final fantasy and smash wikis. i have been playing the series since i was five that was over a decade ago now and have played and completed every game in the series except the origenal four swords (because if i was to buy it id still need to find three other people with it which i dont know) and of course the unreleased spirit tracks (mainly because its not out yet). I dont think theres much else to say really except check out my sub-user page also and dont forget to sign. Oni Dark   Link 19:59, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

some funny things
heres some funnythings ive noticed

we all know link is left handed except in the wii version of twilight princess but in zelda ii the adventure of link when he's looking left the sword is in his left hand and when hes looking rigt the sword is in his right hand.

(youve probly noticed this one) in ocerina of time adult link has his ears peirced. but where did he get them done? he was locked in the temple of time asleep for seven years.

(probly noticed this one too) in twilight princess when link is in wolf form or has the wodden sword after the spin attack it makes a mettalic sound.

fake user boxes
i dout your really reading this.

naa no ones actually reading this.

seriously if your reading this tell me.

this user hates talk boxes.

this user hates talk templates.

this user however loves talking

but hates talk bubbles...

and vandalism... and spam..... thats it i think...

this user does not spam or vadalise or insult purposely although you might find this users comments vandlise, spamfull and insulting but thats just you :)

this user is a nice person.

this user believes koji kondo is a geneus and dosent see why people dont make real user boxes about him

this user hates sentances beginning with this user.

this user does however see the irony that this sentance starts with this user.

this user seriously wants to know if your looking at this rubbish user page.

this user is saying good bye.

time line
my view on the zelda time line is as followed. you shouldnt be discussing it. if the fans diesect the timline so much we will trap nintendo. they will only be able to make games which corrospond with the time line or add to it. they will have to find a way to connect every game. we, the fans could possibly destroy zelda by looking so hard at making a cronolgy.

despite that i have a brain that likes to connect things together and although i do stand by that it wont make a difference everyone will continue anyway and when you cant beat em jion em. so here is my time line (call be a hipocrit if you wish but i do have a point)

ocerina of time __________________¦_____________________                       ¦                                      ¦                  majora's mask                                ¦ ¦                                     ¦               twilight princess                               ¦ ¦                                     ¦             oracle of ages/seasons                            ¦ ¦                                     ¦              the legend of zelda                              ¦ ¦                                     ¦         zelda ii the adventure of link                        ¦ ¦                                     ¦               a link to the past                              ¦ ¦                                     ¦                 links awakening                               ¦ wind waker ¦                                                       phantom hour glass ¦                                                          minish cap ¦                                                            four swords ¦                                                    four swords adventure

now if you want to know why and condrdict why i think its this i will explain. Ocarina of time is the first. reason is that gannondorf has never had the triforce and is born shortly before it begins and it was officaly stated as the first game.

majoras mask happens very shortly after ocerina of time. it is the same link. you know the useall reaasons. remembers some songs, seems to know the happy mask sales man, it says it at the start of the game.

now twilight princess i believe comes next. hylian text and people are still around and the landscape hasnt changed much (rotate the twilight princess map on game cube until orden is on the right and see if that makes sense) i believe the triforce becomes whole again at the end of twilight princess

but gannondorf has a clear death in twilight princess. remember the oracles games. what were twinrova trying to do? revive gannondorf not rlease revive. this means i think the oracles could happen not long after twilght princess. it could even be the same link (except he does look younger in oracles and it does show him obtaining the triforce and he apperently mests zelda for the first time so ignore that). also in this gannondorf isnt revived properly which could explain why after this he cannont escape the form of ganon. he might not of been strong enough when the triforce returned to him.

the origenal comes next. ill explain why in lttp. i will howver say here that it is not fact that zelda and zelda ii are in the wind waker time line because its near a sea. the sea in zelda ii might not even be a sea. it could be a large lake. anyway although you never see it there is a sea in a link to the past because hes lost at sea in the sequel.

zelda ii does happen after the origenal. it says it in the booklet and you can see some simular locations to the origenal game.

the reason i put the origenal where it was is because i think thats what happened to all the hylians except for the few surviving in zelda ii. gannon (as hes called back then) attacked completely by surprise and all the hylians who didnt flee north died or hid in caves. also the reason i have link to the past here is because it says the masters sword was never drawn again. also the triforce is whole in this game which i believe is a result of zelda ii. as for gannon's rebirth since then. well i believe his followers must of caught up with link some time.

links awakening has the same link and happens quite soon after link to the past. it doesnt really have any signafecence. we know its the same link despite miyamoto saying it could be any of them because detl lives out links nightmares one of which is aghaem who is only seen in lttp.

my time line is set in a way that makes it possable to corrospond with and without the split. anyway, split or no split i think wind waker comes next (although it does say the masters sword was never used it could mean never used to save that land. actualy it says it rests for ever... i wonder). its obviously happens alot later then all the others and it is stated link in wind waker is not a desendent of link in any of the others.

phantom hour glass is just like the other sequels we know is a sequel. big thing here is tetra and the "show" at the start.

minish cap. some people believe this happens before ocerina. but you can see link a tetra in the windows of the temple of elements and theres all that about oot is officaly the first game.

four swords. havent played this one to be honest and might never will. it has the four swords and vatti which is more then likely the same from minish cap.

four swords adventure. now this is the only one in my time line that doesnt make sense but it doesnt make sense on most time lines so i guess ill just have to wwait and see until the next zelda game comes round. ganon is in this even though he died at the bottem of the sea but you dont really trhink hell ever give up do you? this is here because it clearly happens after fourswords and if there is two four swords then minish cap is quite pointless.

Oni's Favorite Leftos
I wanted to keep my page strictly Zelda instead of throwing a load of random things into it but i just dont know where to put this. i have compiled a list of my favorite left handed people. if you are left handed, a person i like (shouldnt be too hard) and what to be on this list then by all means tell me and provide me with a picture so that i can put you up. But be warned if i ever see you supporting rightys you will be gone in two shakes of a left hand. So in no perticular order.

Me
Indeed i myself am left handed. What can i say? im a lefty in a right handed world and if you were left handed (and maybe you are) youd know it can sometimes be very annoying and very uncomfortable. Everyday tasks are a harder such as writing (my writing is terrible since my left hand sumges the ink) and opening jars (damn screw tops). But that is not to say i am ashamed of my left hand, god no. i am a lefty and proud of it. i feel it gives a certain uniqueness to me.

Link
Has to be here. hooray for the left handed wonder boy. But will he remain left handed for much longer? Indeed with the majority of the world being rightys and the next zelda game for a home video console will undoutably be on the wii will it result in a zelda game with a right handed Link? or will the right thing be done and the player will have the option of right or left handedness? I for one certainly hope so and its not just for my sake of course. its for links sake. you (the right handed population of the world) cant bully him into giving up that faboulas south paw. i encourage all rightys reading this to convert to lefthandedism right this instant!

and now so theres as much writing as there is picture a random quote.

"I found a mirror under this table"

yes are hero did say or think this at one stage... in a game. Zelda ii hated by many but loved by me features one small scene in which he said those words. i need more writing so..

"Come on"

yes he said that... in a game. you remember wind waker. you remember when you press R you hear a "come on".

Sephirot
Got to love this guy. He is probly the only bad guy better then Ganondorf. yes sephy is a lefty and still one hell of a good swords man. Statitics do show that left handed people or more inclind to suffer from schizophrenia. maybe the proof his here with this loveable killer. Left handed people are also ment to show a certain degree of ambitextory since they are forced to use there right hande alot (like using the mouse on a computer) this can also be proven with early concept are of him holding a Msamune in his right hand and very brief moments of right hand holding in before crisis.

now for a random quote

"No cloud, this is not fun. Fun is running your girlfriend through with a Masamune. Fun is playing scrabble with mother. Fun is chaining you to a chair and giving you a hair cut six inches too low!"

ok so sephirot never said this in a game but there is a hilirous parody of final fanntasy vii on you tube and its not crudely drawn pictures or cosplay. its hacking the game to put charaters in funny situations and saying funny things. Check it out. might not be for you children though.

Crazy Hand
muhahahah (ok i know thats not crazy hand but im not alowed upload non zelda images {for some reason sephorot was already there} and thats the closest i could get) theres noting really to say about this guy except hes a huge left hand (got to love the idea) and is exceedingly more powerful then his right handed counter part (well defenetly in melee anyway)

random quote.

"MUhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah"

Da Vinci
Was one of the greatest artist/inventors/matameticans left handed? he wrote with his left hand. although modern historians say he wrote with his left hand because it was more comfortable when writing back wards which is what he useally liked to do. no picture im not aloud to upload non zelda images :( and no need for a random quote (hm what would i of used for a quote???)

Myamoto
Not strickly a lefty but go Nintendo. What i mean by not strictly left handed is that hes what we all secretly wish to be. Thats right. Hes an ambo. But fear not. He chooses left over right and you should too. ITs for this reason that so many loveable Nintendo characters are leftys such as Link (above), Mario (dont get me wrong i love him but dont want to make this page to long thats all) and the ice climbers (there are more but you know).

Look!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH9yOh9dsy8

signatures
did i forget? or is it that i completely hate talk bubbles? any way heres the signatures section. make sure to sign if you came to see this page (which is unlikely) o and dont forget to comment about it so i know how bad it is Oni Dark   Link 17:00, 20 March 2009 (UTC)


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