User:Oliver Platt

the name's Platt. Oliver Platt. My mission in this wiki is to cause mayhem. I have accomplished part one for the boss. Part one was accomplished at week 26 at the Temple of Courage. And the boss... Well, a friend of mine. Can't tell you who it is, though. But I can tell you that he is a user in this very wiki. I'll give you some clues. He is not:


 * Lord Link
 * Toonlink
 * Xykeb Zraliv (my rival...)
 * Wolflinklover123
 * Midnaslave
 * LinkIsA Vampire

so get those out of your list. You can threaten me, ban me, whatever, I won't give his identity. And you can threaten anyone you want in this wiki, accusing them of being the boss; Even if you happen to get it right, he won't give himself in. All this mayhem is his fault. but I do like spreading it. Oh, and if you think this is a big lie, I tell you, it is not (unlike the Woodfall theory...) Alright, start guessing... NOW!