User:Haru Mclean Namikaze

Haru's Origins
Haru Mclean Namikaze, a lad of many names, originated from the depths of the internet. At first a large fan of a certain game, and also some certain animes (Anime nerd OLOLOLOL), he joined the internet as a whole as a supposed 7-year-old. This naiveté child was thrown around as a rag doll is, but was also moderately good at editing his home wikia.At least, for a 7-year-old. Then, after at least 2 years of editing this wikia, he moved to his second abode. In this certain place, it was a wiki that was just so... full of things and people, Haru could never get an edit in, as if there was anything left to edit. Devoting himself to the wiki's forums, he had a slight reputation there. But, because of this, Haru's userpage was deleted, and was asked to edit, or try some editing at the fanon wikia of the wikia's subject. Haru then traveled over to this brand new wikia (to Haru and the wikia), and helped start it up. In the midst of that same year, Haru picked up a copy of The Legend of Zelda: Collector's Edition, after many years of tracking one down. Finally, Haru played Majora's Mask, from his memory of being 10. In doing this, he ignited the need-to-know Zelda gamer in him. At this time, he searched 'zelda.wikia.com' in his address bar, and found this place. Faced with corruption, lies, pride, envy, jealousy, wrath, hatred, and bias at the fanon wiki, was forced away from there. He then studied Zelda glitches, skips, etc, and found a nice, happy, dysfunction community, Haru lay down on this website, and made it his main 'home'. Now, Haru has started coming onto Zeldapedia once again.

People That Aren't Offended By Me
Add your name into my list if you're not offended by me.


 * I am definitely not offended by Haru-dono. T h e Midna Laughing.png™ 00:42, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
 * Now I'm wondering what I'm supposed to find offensive...which I clearly don't. Jedimasterlink (talk) 00:45, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
 * Bemused maybe, but certainly not offended. --Auron  Kaizer !  23:31, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Stuff That Has Nothing To Do With Things Before Nor After It

 * Yesh, I do have a Wii


 * Yesh, I do have SSBB


 * Yesh, I have downloaded Oot and MM onto my Wii


 * Yesh, I did to have TP for GC, but now only Wii


 * Yesh, I do have WW for the GC(what other way?)


 * Yesh, I do have the Legend of Zelda:Collector's Edition for GC


 * Yesh, I do know pi to 135 digits


 * Yesh, I do do Tae Kwon Do, 1st Dan going 2nd Dan


 * Yesh, I did make a new smiley face: ^,...,^, or T,....,T, etc. It's a vampire


 * Yesh, I did make a new set of emoticons. The WIZARD SERIES <:D. SEE THE HAT


 * My theory is: Link can reproduce asexually

Signature face.jpg -- Haru Mclean Namikaze Kana: ナミカゼ ハ ル マクリーン, Romaji: Namikaze Haru Makurīn

Super Aweshum Mega Ultra Uber Speshul Section of Super Aweshum Mega Ultra Uber Speshul Riddles

 * A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?


 * What work can a painter never finish?


 * No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?


 * A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?


 * It's more powerful than God. It's more evil than the devil. The poor have it. The rich need it. If you eat it, you'll die. What am I?


 * The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it doesn't use it. The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it. What is it?


 * What's weird about this passage?

"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... " The above passage is taken from the book "Gatsby" written by Ernest Vincent Wright in the late 1930's .

and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
 * I turn polar bears white

I know some of these are lame, so if you have any Super Aweshum Mega Ultra Uber Speshul Riddles, tell me, pl0x.

Things That I Despise/Hate
I had an extreme need to have this section. Since I am an intern Hater™, I have a tendency to hate things, funny as it is. Now that I have one, I will type down anything that I despise/hate. First, I will make a Zelda, sub-heading, and then the more common Non-Zelda subheading.

Zelda
Let's go by games, from most recent to most classic.

Spirit Tracks

 * Link's hair and head
 * The whole 'control Zelda while you stay away from phantoms' thing
 * Train speed
 * The evil trains
 * The Spirit Tower
 * The simplicity of the Spirit Flute (●cough● Panpipe ● cough●) songs
 * Train Health
 * Treasure: when you get your hopes up for a small key, it's a tiara.
 * The different train parts
 * No shield is mandatory, and it sucks anyway

Phantom Hourglass

 * Link's hair and head
 * The being timed in the Temple of the Ocean King
 * Ship speed
 * The Temple of the Ocean King in general
 * The absence of an instrument
 * Ship Health
 * Treasure: when you get your hopes up for a small key, it's a tiara.
 * The different ship parts
 * No shield is mandatory, and it sucks anyway
 * The Ghost Ship in general
 * The exaggerative spinning Link does when he gets sand/the hourglass
 * There is no real pause thing

Minish Cap

 * The almost complete uselessness of some items out of dungeons
 * The speed of Link
 * The useless information Ezlo gives you
 * The lack of a main instrument (to learn songs, etc)
 * The Kinstone side-quest

Wind Waker

 * The speed of KoRL
 * The size of the text
 * The inexplicable need for rupees
 * Tingle
 * Gyorgs
 * Bigoctos
 * The Triforce Chart side-quest
 * The fact that 3/4 of the swords have no guards
 * How easy Ganondorf is to beat
 * Ganon's Curse
 * Storms
 * Did I mention Gyorgs?

Oracle of Ages/Oracle of Seasons

 * The fact that a stick (the Wooden Sword) can beat every single boss in the game
 * The lack of Roc's Cape in Oracle of Ages
 * The lack of the Power Glove in Oracle of Seasons
 * The lack of a Mermaid Suit in Oracle of Seasons
 * The uselessness of the Cane of Somaria
 * Link's speed
 * The uselessness of the Rod Of Seasons
 * The fact that
 * Manhandla
 * Agahnim
 * Ball-and-Chain Troopers
 * Crows

A Link to the Past

 * The amount of damage Dark World enemies give (i.e. the weakest one gives 2 hearts of damage)
 * The infinitesimal range of sword swipes
 * Running speed
 * Ice Palace
 * the Cane of Somaria
 * How, sometimes, the dungeon item isn't needed for the boss
 * River Zoras
 * How the flute doesn't work in the Dark World
 * Link's flappy cap

Also Known As

 * AkiGrahamShitatsuchi: Almost all other places (Never has spaces)
 * AkiGraham: Almost all other places that don't allow 20 character user names (Never has spaces)
 * Aki: Nickname on chatrooms mostly for the first the 1st and 2nd
 * Haru Mclean Namikaze: Places that I feel the need to be formal on (Always has spaces)
 * Haru Mclean: Places that I feel the need to be formal on that don't allow 20 character usernames (Always has spaces)
 * Haru: Nickname on chatrooms mostly for the 4th and 5th
 * Don Mclean Kamikaze: The Dufus™ Gallery
 * Time-To-Fly-666: DeviantArt, don't bother looking, I only have one measly, unworthy-of-your-time doodle on there
 * Tane is Love: Extra Wikia account
 * Forced to Dance: Extra YouTube account
 * Kiwimanrox16: Extra YouTube account
 * RAVEWorldWide: Extra YouTube Account
 * The Elkins Family: A set of Yahoo! accounts that share a last name, all weird first names, for multiple accounts on one site purposes, and also the host of my usual internet 'real' name
 * The Snikle Family: A set of Gmail accounts to share a last name, all normal first names, for multiple accounts on one site purposes

My Zleda Game
See User:Haru Mclean Namikaze/My Zelda.

My Oracle of Seasons Walkthrough
See Walkthrough:The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons/Haru Mclean Namikaze.

My Top Ten
See User:Haru Mclean Namikaze/Top Ten.